Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
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FLML (f*cking love my life)
MLR-my life rules/rocks
FTW for the win
3.33 - I bet, dude. Get over yourself.
haha i live in this area code, and my name's kristen!
what a coincidence.
MLIA= mylifeisaverage I like to interpret it as mylifeisawesome.
totally thought og Gives Me Hope @10:02PM!!! lol
opposite is FMD- fuck my dick
or just plain WIN
6:07, SMYT also has a brother named SMYG...show me your genitals.
FMLIG- fuck my life is great
Wait I'm Kristin? After our night together why would u put it on this site? Fuck you John!!!
June 30, 2009 6:17PM ... bml actually stands for 'blow my load'
seriously ftw used to be fuck the world...should be ftwow ya ya i said it...bring it geeks
who said this was a bad night?!
MLIA - MY LIFE IS AWESOME!
TTWMUBAGWASP - This text was made up by a guy with a small penis
So? What happened?
FMD\nFuck my dick. \nDuhhh.
Fml opposite, LMF, lucky mutha f***ah
FMLIA- fuck my life is awesome!
FTW, my friend. For. The Win.
OWAN - oh what a night!
MLFR my life fucking rocks
It's all fun and games until you pull out a teeny dick....
SOL - stoked on life
SMYT - show me your titties
love my life
FMD- fuck my dick.
lml... (love my life) hhahaha
MLIG = My life is great
MLIA- My Life is Amazing!
MLIFA- My Life is Fucking Amazing!
It would have to be FMLIA (fuck my life is awesome)
GMH: Gives me hope. A real website.
Awwwwh that is funny.
MLFR - my life fuckin rocks
Fmd fuck my dick!
yeah how is this a bad night?
and well played sir, well played.
gmh gives me hope\nit is an actual site xD
Um it's BML bless my life
LTD. Living the dream
FTW for the winnnnnn :D
LMF- Love my fuckbuddy
I love michigan! I live in maddy heights we should hook up. :) i will have to say i like it rough and i am now wet. :)
The opposite is s@l (score at life)
FMD... the d is for dick hehe
FYLTP ...some random letters CAPITALIZED.
LML= love my life!
BLESS YOUR LIFE!
bml . bless my life.
FTW.. For The Win
THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nah dude isn't lying, same thing happened to me. I couldn't figure out why i was able to fuck hella girls that were all friends with each other until someone told me I had a big dick.... News to me, I thought it was average.
FMD = fuck my dick lol
her name is brittany... i think that still qualifies as "FML".
IFLML - I fucking love my life
CFWDTTH- chickens fuck with disregard to teriyaki horses.
sadly, Kristen is lying.
DWASD - dude with a small dick
MLIA My Life Is Awesome
Ydg= ya dig
I'm going with MLR My Life Rocks
That is the shit. it made my junior year at school. BSD!
I think the correct response for this question would be DTF!
LOTTO- as in you just won it!
basically anything saying how grreat your life is...abbreviated.
LML. Love my life!
MLIW - My life is Win
Bahaha, 6:07 was excellent.
BML - shittiest site ever where people say how blessed their lives are and how JESUSSSSSS is the best. FTS - fuck that shit.
"Entertaining" is the opposite of FML. That website is more overrated than Kanye West.
Seconding a long list. FTW.
Though MLR sounds pretty kickass too.
iflml:i fucking love my life
heck yes 10:54 i was just about to type that
MLIA - my life is awesome
YDG? - Ya dig?!
If only there were more Kristens out there...
Reppin MIIIII BABEEEEE
And 7:40, SOL means "shit out of luck".
AAFBA......ALL AMERICAN FUCKING BAD ASS.....ID LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL...GO FUCK YOURSELF
MLINA, MY Life Is Not Average
There is a new site for this, it made my day,
Love My Life !!
Umm it should be BFF-Best friend forever. If you got a chick friend that'll do that for ya NEVER drop her as a friend!
BFL= BEST FUCkING LIFE!
FIA -- Fuck, I'm awesome.
More importantly, what happened with the girl?
mlfr: my life fucking rocks
fuck your life for having to have a girl lie like that for you. lucky for you however that is most likely got you whichever bitch you wanted that night.
3:33 - i need to start hooking up with girls who travel in groups so that happens, hopefully, not older women who i want to keep private, haha
MLIA my life is awesome!
the opposite of FML is my life is G
FYML fuck yeah my life
Does it even matter?!
MLIH= MY LIFE IS HEAVEN!
MLIG My Life Is Good
MLIA is my life is average. No way this one's average!
Jan 4 has the best response. LMF
GMH gives me hope