Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
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FLML (f*cking love my life)
MLR-my life rules/rocks
haha i live in this area code, and my name's kristen!
what a coincidence.
FTW for the win
MLIA= mylifeisaverage I like to interpret it as mylifeisawesome.
3.33 - I bet, dude. Get over yourself.
totally thought og Gives Me Hope @10:02PM!!! lol
or just plain WIN
6:07, SMYT also has a brother named SMYG...show me your genitals.
opposite is FMD- fuck my dick
seriously ftw used to be fuck the world...should be ftwow ya ya i said it...bring it geeks
June 30, 2009 6:17PM ... bml actually stands for 'blow my load'
Wait I'm Kristin? After our night together why would u put it on this site? Fuck you John!!!
who said this was a bad night?!
FMLIG- fuck my life is great
TTWMUBAGWASP - This text was made up by a guy with a small penis
MLIA - MY LIFE IS AWESOME!
Fml opposite, LMF, lucky mutha f***ah
FMLIA- fuck my life is awesome!
FMD\nFuck my dick. \nDuhhh.
FTW, my friend. For. The Win.
MLFR my life fucking rocks
OWAN - oh what a night!
SMYT - show me your titties
lml... (love my life) hhahaha
It's all fun and games until you pull out a teeny dick....
So? What happened?
love my life
FMD- fuck my dick.
MLIA- My Life is Amazing!
MLIFA- My Life is Fucking Amazing!
SOL - stoked on life
MLIG = My life is great
GMH: Gives me hope. A real website.
I love michigan! I live in maddy heights we should hook up. :) i will have to say i like it rough and i am now wet. :)
It would have to be FMLIA (fuck my life is awesome)
yeah how is this a bad night?
and well played sir, well played.
Um it's BML bless my life
Awwwwh that is funny.
gmh gives me hope\nit is an actual site xD
MLFR - my life fuckin rocks
LTD. Living the dream
FTW for the winnnnnn :D
LMF- Love my fuckbuddy
The opposite is s@l (score at life)
BLESS YOUR LIFE!
FYLTP ...some random letters CAPITALIZED.
bml . bless my life.
LML= love my life!
her name is brittany... i think that still qualifies as "FML".
FTW.. For The Win
THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fmd fuck my dick!
FMD... the d is for dick hehe
CFWDTTH- chickens fuck with disregard to teriyaki horses.
IFLML - I fucking love my life
nah dude isn't lying, same thing happened to me. I couldn't figure out why i was able to fuck hella girls that were all friends with each other until someone told me I had a big dick.... News to me, I thought it was average.
sadly, Kristen is lying.
DWASD - dude with a small dick
Bahaha, 6:07 was excellent.
Ydg= ya dig
MLIA My Life Is Awesome
That is the shit. it made my junior year at school. BSD!
I'm going with MLR My Life Rocks
LOTTO- as in you just won it!
LML. Love my life!
FMD = fuck my dick lol
I think the correct response for this question would be DTF!
MLIW - My life is Win
BML - shittiest site ever where people say how blessed their lives are and how JESUSSSSSS is the best. FTS - fuck that shit.
"Entertaining" is the opposite of FML. That website is more overrated than Kanye West.
basically anything saying how grreat your life is...abbreviated.
Seconding a long list. FTW.
Though MLR sounds pretty kickass too.
iflml:i fucking love my life
MLIA - my life is awesome
heck yes 10:54 i was just about to type that
Umm it should be BFF-Best friend forever. If you got a chick friend that'll do that for ya NEVER drop her as a friend!
And 7:40, SOL means "shit out of luck".
YDG? - Ya dig?!
If only there were more Kristens out there...
MLINA, MY Life Is Not Average
Reppin MIIIII BABEEEEE
There is a new site for this, it made my day,
AAFBA......ALL AMERICAN FUCKING BAD ASS.....ID LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL...GO FUCK YOURSELF
More importantly, what happened with the girl?
BFL= BEST FUCkING LIFE!
Love My Life !!
mlfr: my life fucking rocks
FIA -- Fuck, I'm awesome.
fuck your life for having to have a girl lie like that for you. lucky for you however that is most likely got you whichever bitch you wanted that night.
3:33 - i need to start hooking up with girls who travel in groups so that happens, hopefully, not older women who i want to keep private, haha
the opposite of FML is my life is G
MLIH= MY LIFE IS HEAVEN!
FYML fuck yeah my life
Does it even matter?!
MLIA my life is awesome!
MLIG My Life Is Good
MLIA is my life is average. No way this one's average!
Jan 4 has the best response. LMF
GMH gives me hope