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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:35pm

    TTWMUBAGWASP - This text was made up by a guy with a small penis

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:08am

    Fml opposite, LMF, lucky mutha f***ah

  • 96 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:58pm

    FTW, my friend. For. The Win.

  • 99 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:04pm

    MLR-my life rules/rocks

  • 83 70
    Submitted by jorgelo77 on Jan 23, 10 at 3:08am

    gmh gives me hope\nit is an actual site xD

  • 79 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:52pm

    MLIA - MY LIFE IS AWESOME!

  • 78 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:23pm

    6:07, SMYT also has a brother named SMYG...show me your genitals.

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:35pm

    3.33 - I bet, dude. Get over yourself.

  • 80 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:50pm

    Um it's BML bless my life

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:40pm

    SOL - stoked on life

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:58pm

    FLML (f*cking love my life)

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:03pm

    FYLTP ...some random letters CAPITALIZED.

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:57pm

    MLIA- My Life is Amazing! MLIFA- My Life is Fucking Amazing!

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:00pm

    It's all fun and games until you pull out a teeny dick....

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:07pm

    SMYT - show me your titties

  • 80 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:07am

    MLFR my life fucking rocks

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:45pm

    FMLIA- fuck my life is awesome!

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:54pm

    FLML MLIG or just plain WIN

  • 79 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:14pm

    who said this was a bad night?!

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:45pm

    June 30, 2009 6:17PM ... bml actually stands for 'blow my load'

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:21pm

    MLIA= mylifeisaverage I like to interpret it as mylifeisawesome.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:08pm

    haha i live in this area code, and my name's kristen! what a coincidence.

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:58pm

    LML love my life duh

  • 79 89
    Submitted by pcross on Apr 28, 10 at 10:38pm

    Wait I'm Kristin? After our night together why would u put it on this site? Fuck you John!!!

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 1:27am

    Ftw

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:09pm

    Bahaha, 6:07 was excellent.

  • 76 86
    Submitted by rorigirl32 on Feb 15, 10 at 7:01am

    opposite is FMD- fuck my dick

  • 64 63
    Submitted by pretylittldevil on Nov 29, 10 at 9:53pm

    FTW for the win

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:40pm

    FMD... the d is for dick hehe

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:33am

    nah dude isn't lying, same thing happened to me. I couldn't figure out why i was able to fuck hella girls that were all friends with each other until someone told me I had a big dick.... News to me, I thought it was average.

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Dylann19 on Apr 22, 10 at 5:14pm

    lml... (love my life) hhahaha

  • 70 76
    Submitted by courtneylove on Apr 8, 10 at 2:03am

    BLESS YOUR LIFE!

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:54am

    seriously ftw used to be fuck the world...should be ftwow ya ya i said it...bring it geeks

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:44pm

    OWAN - oh what a night!

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Gutterz on May 18, 10 at 9:30am

    It would have to be FMLIA (fuck my life is awesome)

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:27am

    IFLML - I fucking love my life

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 1:16pm

    Fake

  • 61 66
    Submitted by lalaluvsu69 on Jun 8, 10 at 9:48pm

    I love michigan! I live in maddy heights we should hook up. :) i will have to say i like it rough and i am now wet. :)

  • 64 78
    Submitted by codeypark on Nov 13, 10 at 10:41pm

    Mlib

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:57am

    FMLIG- fuck my life is great

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:59am

    sadly, Kristen is lying. DWASD - dude with a small dick

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:54pm

    Yupp, FTW. So? What happened?

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:58am

    MLIA My Life Is Awesome

  • 59 72
    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Feb 23, 11 at 9:25pm

    Mlia

  • 61 76
    Submitted by em152 on Oct 5, 10 at 10:08pm

    LML. Love my life!

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Punk_Love on Sep 7, 10 at 2:36pm

    FMD\nFuck my dick. \nDuhhh.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:49pm

    That is the shit. it made my junior year at school. BSD!

  • 48 51
    Submitted by HickTard on Oct 30, 11 at 12:03am

    Wacka flacka!...meow

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:14pm

    Awwwwh that is funny.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by dinosaurvagina on Jul 23, 10 at 4:52pm

    FMD- fuck my dick.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by FreeMustacheRide on May 1, 10 at 1:36pm

    I think the correct response for this question would be DTF!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:10am

    LTD. Living the dream

  • 58 74
    Submitted by maddog595959 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:09am

    CFWDTTH- chickens fuck with disregard to teriyaki horses.

    • 81 77
      Submitted by said8ED on Sep 20, 10 at 9:33pm

      best. ever.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:11am

    There is a new site for this, it made my day, IMMD

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:47pm

    Seconding a long list. FTW. Though MLR sounds pretty kickass too.

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:05pm

    LML ! Love My Life !!

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:01pm

    BML - shittiest site ever where people say how blessed their lives are and how JESUSSSSSS is the best. FTS - fuck that shit.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by himynameisroy on Apr 8, 11 at 11:11pm

    YDG? - Ya dig?!

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:07pm

    FTW for the winnnnnn :D

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:58pm

    MLIG = My life is great

  • 41 44
    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Dec 28, 11 at 12:35pm

    Ccccccombo breaker

  • 48 59
    Submitted by thatdancegirl on May 9, 11 at 8:28am

    #winning

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:17pm

    bml . bless my life.

  • Submitted by drizzett on Apr 7, 10 at 6:11pm

    MLIW - My life is Win

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:41pm

    The opposite is s@l (score at life)

  • Submitted by rathernature on Jan 20, 10 at 1:56am

    FTW.. For The Win

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:00am

    MLINA, MY Life Is Not Average

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:19pm

    FYML fuck yeah my life

  • Submitted by Althalos on Jun 10, 10 at 3:52pm

    I'm going with MLR My Life Rocks

  • 65 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:36pm

    MLIA my life is awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:22am

    totally thought og Gives Me Hope @10:02PM!!! lol

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:38am

    AAFBA......ALL AMERICAN FUCKING BAD ASS.....ID LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL...GO FUCK YOURSELF

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:02pm

    GMH: Gives me hope. A real website.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 11 at 2:41pm

    Fmd fuck my dick!

  • 65 99
    Submitted by truckstopmama on Feb 6, 10 at 10:04am

    her name is brittany... i think that still qualifies as "FML".

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:18pm

    yeah how is this a bad night? and well played sir, well played.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by XxSparklePartyxX on Dec 11, 11 at 8:29pm

    LMF- Love my fuckbuddy

  • 57 84
    Submitted by smithersrh on Jul 14, 10 at 3:34pm

    Ydg= ya dig

  • 52 76
    Submitted by blondey2337 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:21am

    LML= love my life!

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:05am

    3:33 - i need to start hooking up with girls who travel in groups so that happens, hopefully, not older women who i want to keep private, haha

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:05pm

    fuck your life for having to have a girl lie like that for you. lucky for you however that is most likely got you whichever bitch you wanted that night.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by alyssa13 on Sep 30, 10 at 8:22pm

    FMD = fuck my dick lol

  • 62 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:12pm

    iflml:i fucking love my life

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:59am

    MLFR - my life fuckin rocks

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:24pm

    LOTTO- as in you just won it!

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:36pm

    mlfr: my life fucking rocks

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:41am

    BFL= BEST FUCkING LIFE!

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:01pm

    More importantly, what happened with the girl?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:05pm

    If only there were more Kristens out there...

  • 34 49
    Submitted by STYLAN7 on Jul 4, 12 at 11:51pm

    Reppin MIIIII BABEEEEE

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:16pm

    THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:02pm

    heck yes 10:54 i was just about to type that

  • 54 95
    Submitted by nukespike on Apr 6, 10 at 6:23am

    Jan 4 has the best response. LMF

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:11pm

    Does it even matter?!

  • 50 90
    Submitted by KittyCat69 on Apr 15, 10 at 5:03am

    Umm it should be BFF-Best friend forever. If you got a chick friend that'll do that for ya NEVER drop her as a friend!

  • 47 85
    Submitted by katinator on Jul 23, 10 at 6:11pm

    GMH gives me hope

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:50pm

    basically anything saying how grreat your life is...abbreviated.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:41pm

    And 7:40, SOL means "shit out of luck".

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:13pm

    FIA -- Fuck, I'm awesome.

  • 48 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:55pm

    "Entertaining" is the opposite of FML. That website is more overrated than Kanye West.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:33am

    MLIG My Life Is Good MLIA is my life is average. No way this one's average!

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:33pm

    the opposite of FML is my life is G

  • 15 27
    Submitted by mhitt1 on Jul 20, 13 at 3:56pm

    MLIA

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:53pm

    MLIA - my life is awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:42am

    MLIH= MY LIFE IS HEAVEN!