Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
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FLML (f*cking love my life)
MLR-my life rules/rocks
haha i live in this area code, and my name's kristen!
what a coincidence.
FTW for the win
MLIA= mylifeisaverage I like to interpret it as mylifeisawesome.
3.33 - I bet, dude. Get over yourself.
totally thought og Gives Me Hope @10:02PM!!! lol
or just plain WIN
6:07, SMYT also has a brother named SMYG...show me your genitals.
opposite is FMD- fuck my dick
June 30, 2009 6:17PM ... bml actually stands for 'blow my load'
seriously ftw used to be fuck the world...should be ftwow ya ya i said it...bring it geeks
Wait I'm Kristin? After our night together why would u put it on this site? Fuck you John!!!
who said this was a bad night?!
FMLIG- fuck my life is great
TTWMUBAGWASP - This text was made up by a guy with a small penis
So? What happened?
MLIA - MY LIFE IS AWESOME!
FMD\nFuck my dick. \nDuhhh.
Fml opposite, LMF, lucky mutha f***ah
FMLIA- fuck my life is awesome!
FTW, my friend. For. The Win.
MLFR my life fucking rocks
OWAN - oh what a night!
lml... (love my life) hhahaha
It's all fun and games until you pull out a teeny dick....
SMYT - show me your titties
love my life
FMD- fuck my dick.
MLIA- My Life is Amazing!
MLIFA- My Life is Fucking Amazing!
SOL - stoked on life
MLIG = My life is great
It would have to be FMLIA (fuck my life is awesome)
GMH: Gives me hope. A real website.
yeah how is this a bad night?
and well played sir, well played.
Um it's BML bless my life
Awwwwh that is funny.
LTD. Living the dream
I love michigan! I live in maddy heights we should hook up. :) i will have to say i like it rough and i am now wet. :)
MLFR - my life fuckin rocks
gmh gives me hope\nit is an actual site xD
FTW for the winnnnnn :D
LMF- Love my fuckbuddy
The opposite is s@l (score at life)
FYLTP ...some random letters CAPITALIZED.
Fmd fuck my dick!
BLESS YOUR LIFE!
bml . bless my life.
LML= love my life!
her name is brittany... i think that still qualifies as "FML".
FTW.. For The Win
THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nah dude isn't lying, same thing happened to me. I couldn't figure out why i was able to fuck hella girls that were all friends with each other until someone told me I had a big dick.... News to me, I thought it was average.
FMD... the d is for dick hehe
Ydg= ya dig
CFWDTTH- chickens fuck with disregard to teriyaki horses.
IFLML - I fucking love my life
sadly, Kristen is lying.
DWASD - dude with a small dick
MLIA My Life Is Awesome
Bahaha, 6:07 was excellent.
I'm going with MLR My Life Rocks
LOTTO- as in you just won it!
I think the correct response for this question would be DTF!
That is the shit. it made my junior year at school. BSD!
FMD = fuck my dick lol
MLIW - My life is Win
BML - shittiest site ever where people say how blessed their lives are and how JESUSSSSSS is the best. FTS - fuck that shit.
LML. Love my life!
basically anything saying how grreat your life is...abbreviated.
Seconding a long list. FTW.
Though MLR sounds pretty kickass too.
"Entertaining" is the opposite of FML. That website is more overrated than Kanye West.
iflml:i fucking love my life
MLIA - my life is awesome
heck yes 10:54 i was just about to type that
YDG? - Ya dig?!
And 7:40, SOL means "shit out of luck".
Reppin MIIIII BABEEEEE
Umm it should be BFF-Best friend forever. If you got a chick friend that'll do that for ya NEVER drop her as a friend!
If only there were more Kristens out there...
MLINA, MY Life Is Not Average
AAFBA......ALL AMERICAN FUCKING BAD ASS.....ID LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL...GO FUCK YOURSELF
There is a new site for this, it made my day,
Love My Life !!
More importantly, what happened with the girl?
BFL= BEST FUCkING LIFE!
FIA -- Fuck, I'm awesome.
mlfr: my life fucking rocks
fuck your life for having to have a girl lie like that for you. lucky for you however that is most likely got you whichever bitch you wanted that night.
3:33 - i need to start hooking up with girls who travel in groups so that happens, hopefully, not older women who i want to keep private, haha
the opposite of FML is my life is G
MLIH= MY LIFE IS HEAVEN!
FYML fuck yeah my life
Does it even matter?!
MLIG My Life Is Good
MLIA is my life is average. No way this one's average!
MLIA my life is awesome!
Jan 4 has the best response. LMF
GMH gives me hope