Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
You must be Logged in to post a comment
FLML (f*cking love my life)
MLR-my life rules/rocks
haha i live in this area code, and my name's kristen!
what a coincidence.
MLIA= mylifeisaverage I like to interpret it as mylifeisawesome.
FTW for the win
seriously ftw used to be fuck the world...should be ftwow ya ya i said it...bring it geeks
or just plain WIN
6:07, SMYT also has a brother named SMYG...show me your genitals.
June 30, 2009 6:17PM ... bml actually stands for 'blow my load'
TTWMUBAGWASP - This text was made up by a guy with a small penis
Wait I'm Kristin? After our night together why would u put it on this site? Fuck you John!!!
3.33 - I bet, dude. Get over yourself.
who said this was a bad night?!
FMLIG- fuck my life is great
MLIA - MY LIFE IS AWESOME!
FMD\nFuck my dick. \nDuhhh.
opposite is FMD- fuck my dick
Fml opposite, LMF, lucky mutha f***ah
totally thought og Gives Me Hope @10:02PM!!! lol
MLFR my life fucking rocks
lml... (love my life) hhahaha
FTW, my friend. For. The Win.
FMLIA- fuck my life is awesome!
OWAN - oh what a night!
It's all fun and games until you pull out a teeny dick....
SOL - stoked on life
SMYT - show me your titties
FMD- fuck my dick.
I love michigan! I live in maddy heights we should hook up. :) i will have to say i like it rough and i am now wet. :)
GMH: Gives me hope. A real website.
MLIA- My Life is Amazing!
MLIFA- My Life is Fucking Amazing!
love my life
It would have to be FMLIA (fuck my life is awesome)
So? What happened?
LTD. Living the dream
yeah how is this a bad night?
and well played sir, well played.
gmh gives me hope\nit is an actual site xD
Um it's BML bless my life
MLIG = My life is great
FTW for the winnnnnn :D
FYLTP ...some random letters CAPITALIZED.
FMD... the d is for dick hehe
Bahaha, 6:07 was excellent.
LML= love my life!
Ydg= ya dig
MLFR - my life fuckin rocks
MLIA My Life Is Awesome
bml . bless my life.
BLESS YOUR LIFE!
her name is brittany... i think that still qualifies as "FML".
Awwwwh that is funny.
The opposite is s@l (score at life)
BML - shittiest site ever where people say how blessed their lives are and how JESUSSSSSS is the best. FTS - fuck that shit.
LMF- Love my fuckbuddy
FTW.. For The Win
nah dude isn't lying, same thing happened to me. I couldn't figure out why i was able to fuck hella girls that were all friends with each other until someone told me I had a big dick.... News to me, I thought it was average.
LML. Love my life!
THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IFLML - I fucking love my life
LOTTO- as in you just won it!
sadly, Kristen is lying.
DWASD - dude with a small dick
MLIW - My life is Win
I'm going with MLR My Life Rocks
CFWDTTH- chickens fuck with disregard to teriyaki horses.
Seconding a long list. FTW.
Though MLR sounds pretty kickass too.
That is the shit. it made my junior year at school. BSD!
I think the correct response for this question would be DTF!
iflml:i fucking love my life
"Entertaining" is the opposite of FML. That website is more overrated than Kanye West.
FMD = fuck my dick lol
heck yes 10:54 i was just about to type that
basically anything saying how grreat your life is...abbreviated.
Fmd fuck my dick!
There is a new site for this, it made my day,
Reppin MIIIII BABEEEEE
MLIA - my life is awesome
MLINA, MY Life Is Not Average
Umm it should be BFF-Best friend forever. If you got a chick friend that'll do that for ya NEVER drop her as a friend!
If only there were more Kristens out there...
More importantly, what happened with the girl?
AAFBA......ALL AMERICAN FUCKING BAD ASS.....ID LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL...GO FUCK YOURSELF
YDG? - Ya dig?!
And 7:40, SOL means "shit out of luck".
3:33 - i need to start hooking up with girls who travel in groups so that happens, hopefully, not older women who i want to keep private, haha
fuck your life for having to have a girl lie like that for you. lucky for you however that is most likely got you whichever bitch you wanted that night.
BFL= BEST FUCkING LIFE!
FIA -- Fuck, I'm awesome.
Love My Life !!
mlfr: my life fucking rocks
the opposite of FML is my life is G
FYML fuck yeah my life
MLIH= MY LIFE IS HEAVEN!
GMH gives me hope
Jan 4 has the best response. LMF
Does it even matter?!
MLIA my life is awesome!
MLIG My Life Is Good
MLIA is my life is average. No way this one's average!