Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
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FLML (f*cking love my life)
MLR-my life rules/rocks
haha i live in this area code, and my name's kristen!
what a coincidence.
FTW for the win
MLIA= mylifeisaverage I like to interpret it as mylifeisawesome.
6:07, SMYT also has a brother named SMYG...show me your genitals.
3.33 - I bet, dude. Get over yourself.
or just plain WIN
totally thought og Gives Me Hope @10:02PM!!! lol
TTWMUBAGWASP - This text was made up by a guy with a small penis
June 30, 2009 6:17PM ... bml actually stands for 'blow my load'
seriously ftw used to be fuck the world...should be ftwow ya ya i said it...bring it geeks
Wait I'm Kristin? After our night together why would u put it on this site? Fuck you John!!!
opposite is FMD- fuck my dick
FMD\nFuck my dick. \nDuhhh.
MLIA - MY LIFE IS AWESOME!
FMLIG- fuck my life is great
Fml opposite, LMF, lucky mutha f***ah
lml... (love my life) hhahaha
who said this was a bad night?!
FMLIA- fuck my life is awesome!
OWAN - oh what a night!
MLFR my life fucking rocks
It's all fun and games until you pull out a teeny dick....
FTW, my friend. For. The Win.
love my life
SMYT - show me your titties
FMD- fuck my dick.
MLIA- My Life is Amazing!
MLIFA- My Life is Fucking Amazing!
SOL - stoked on life
So? What happened?
I love michigan! I live in maddy heights we should hook up. :) i will have to say i like it rough and i am now wet. :)
GMH: Gives me hope. A real website.
It would have to be FMLIA (fuck my life is awesome)
yeah how is this a bad night?
and well played sir, well played.
gmh gives me hope\nit is an actual site xD
Um it's BML bless my life
MLIG = My life is great
LTD. Living the dream
FTW for the winnnnnn :D
BLESS YOUR LIFE!
Awwwwh that is funny.
MLFR - my life fuckin rocks
LMF- Love my fuckbuddy
The opposite is s@l (score at life)
FYLTP ...some random letters CAPITALIZED.
LML= love my life!
FTW.. For The Win
her name is brittany... i think that still qualifies as "FML".
THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bahaha, 6:07 was excellent.
IFLML - I fucking love my life
FMD... the d is for dick hehe
bml . bless my life.
CFWDTTH- chickens fuck with disregard to teriyaki horses.
I'm going with MLR My Life Rocks
sadly, Kristen is lying.
DWASD - dude with a small dick
Ydg= ya dig
nah dude isn't lying, same thing happened to me. I couldn't figure out why i was able to fuck hella girls that were all friends with each other until someone told me I had a big dick.... News to me, I thought it was average.
LML. Love my life!
MLIW - My life is Win
I think the correct response for this question would be DTF!
MLIA My Life Is Awesome
That is the shit. it made my junior year at school. BSD!
BML - shittiest site ever where people say how blessed their lives are and how JESUSSSSSS is the best. FTS - fuck that shit.
LOTTO- as in you just won it!
Seconding a long list. FTW.
Though MLR sounds pretty kickass too.
FMD = fuck my dick lol
Fmd fuck my dick!
iflml:i fucking love my life
"Entertaining" is the opposite of FML. That website is more overrated than Kanye West.
heck yes 10:54 i was just about to type that
Umm it should be BFF-Best friend forever. If you got a chick friend that'll do that for ya NEVER drop her as a friend!
basically anything saying how grreat your life is...abbreviated.
There is a new site for this, it made my day,
MLIA - my life is awesome
MLINA, MY Life Is Not Average
Reppin MIIIII BABEEEEE
And 7:40, SOL means "shit out of luck".
YDG? - Ya dig?!
AAFBA......ALL AMERICAN FUCKING BAD ASS.....ID LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL...GO FUCK YOURSELF
If only there were more Kristens out there...
Love My Life !!
More importantly, what happened with the girl?
BFL= BEST FUCkING LIFE!
mlfr: my life fucking rocks
3:33 - i need to start hooking up with girls who travel in groups so that happens, hopefully, not older women who i want to keep private, haha
FIA -- Fuck, I'm awesome.
fuck your life for having to have a girl lie like that for you. lucky for you however that is most likely got you whichever bitch you wanted that night.
MLIH= MY LIFE IS HEAVEN!
the opposite of FML is my life is G
FYML fuck yeah my life
Jan 4 has the best response. LMF
MLIA my life is awesome!
GMH gives me hope
Does it even matter?!
MLIG My Life Is Good
MLIA is my life is average. No way this one's average!