Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
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FLML (f*cking love my life)
MLR-my life rules/rocks
haha i live in this area code, and my name's kristen!
what a coincidence.
FTW for the win
MLIA= mylifeisaverage I like to interpret it as mylifeisawesome.
3.33 - I bet, dude. Get over yourself.
6:07, SMYT also has a brother named SMYG...show me your genitals.
or just plain WIN
totally thought og Gives Me Hope @10:02PM!!! lol
TTWMUBAGWASP - This text was made up by a guy with a small penis
seriously ftw used to be fuck the world...should be ftwow ya ya i said it...bring it geeks
June 30, 2009 6:17PM ... bml actually stands for 'blow my load'
Wait I'm Kristin? After our night together why would u put it on this site? Fuck you John!!!
opposite is FMD- fuck my dick
MLIA - MY LIFE IS AWESOME!
FMD\nFuck my dick. \nDuhhh.
FMLIG- fuck my life is great
Fml opposite, LMF, lucky mutha f***ah
who said this was a bad night?!
lml... (love my life) hhahaha
FMLIA- fuck my life is awesome!
MLFR my life fucking rocks
OWAN - oh what a night!
It's all fun and games until you pull out a teeny dick....
FTW, my friend. For. The Win.
FMD- fuck my dick.
SMYT - show me your titties
love my life
SOL - stoked on life
MLIA- My Life is Amazing!
MLIFA- My Life is Fucking Amazing!
I love michigan! I live in maddy heights we should hook up. :) i will have to say i like it rough and i am now wet. :)
GMH: Gives me hope. A real website.
So? What happened?
yeah how is this a bad night?
and well played sir, well played.
It would have to be FMLIA (fuck my life is awesome)
Um it's BML bless my life
MLIG = My life is great
gmh gives me hope\nit is an actual site xD
LTD. Living the dream
Awwwwh that is funny.
FTW for the winnnnnn :D
MLFR - my life fuckin rocks
BLESS YOUR LIFE!
The opposite is s@l (score at life)
FYLTP ...some random letters CAPITALIZED.
LMF- Love my fuckbuddy
LML= love my life!
her name is brittany... i think that still qualifies as "FML".
FTW.. For The Win
bml . bless my life.
THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FMD... the d is for dick hehe
Bahaha, 6:07 was excellent.
CFWDTTH- chickens fuck with disregard to teriyaki horses.
IFLML - I fucking love my life
I'm going with MLR My Life Rocks
nah dude isn't lying, same thing happened to me. I couldn't figure out why i was able to fuck hella girls that were all friends with each other until someone told me I had a big dick.... News to me, I thought it was average.
Ydg= ya dig
sadly, Kristen is lying.
DWASD - dude with a small dick
That is the shit. it made my junior year at school. BSD!
MLIA My Life Is Awesome
MLIW - My life is Win
Fmd fuck my dick!
I think the correct response for this question would be DTF!
LML. Love my life!
LOTTO- as in you just won it!
BML - shittiest site ever where people say how blessed their lives are and how JESUSSSSSS is the best. FTS - fuck that shit.
Seconding a long list. FTW.
Though MLR sounds pretty kickass too.
FMD = fuck my dick lol
iflml:i fucking love my life
heck yes 10:54 i was just about to type that
"Entertaining" is the opposite of FML. That website is more overrated than Kanye West.
Umm it should be BFF-Best friend forever. If you got a chick friend that'll do that for ya NEVER drop her as a friend!
basically anything saying how grreat your life is...abbreviated.
MLIA - my life is awesome
There is a new site for this, it made my day,
Reppin MIIIII BABEEEEE
YDG? - Ya dig?!
And 7:40, SOL means "shit out of luck".
MLINA, MY Life Is Not Average
If only there were more Kristens out there...
More importantly, what happened with the girl?
AAFBA......ALL AMERICAN FUCKING BAD ASS.....ID LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL...GO FUCK YOURSELF
Love My Life !!
mlfr: my life fucking rocks
BFL= BEST FUCkING LIFE!
3:33 - i need to start hooking up with girls who travel in groups so that happens, hopefully, not older women who i want to keep private, haha
FIA -- Fuck, I'm awesome.
fuck your life for having to have a girl lie like that for you. lucky for you however that is most likely got you whichever bitch you wanted that night.
the opposite of FML is my life is G
MLIH= MY LIFE IS HEAVEN!
FYML fuck yeah my life
MLIA my life is awesome!
Jan 4 has the best response. LMF
Does it even matter?!
MLIG My Life Is Good
MLIA is my life is average. No way this one's average!
GMH gives me hope