Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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What? Porn is only for non-parents? Man, we need porn more than You do. Give us some privacy for once in 18 years. Besides, we pay for the whole industry. You're welcome.
in truth...so many of you wouldn't exist if it weren't for porn.
Right, happiness is catching yer superhot step-sister watchin holiday themed porn and gettin the invite to join in.
At least he didn't catch YOU in the porn.
Seeing your dad watch "Santa and his Ho Ho hoes" was too disturbing for you?
jingle ball cock is my fave
No matter how old you get, your parents' sex life is something you never want to hear about!
Get off his dick, or tell your mom to put out