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  • god i love this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:09pm
  • And that's why there's a package of flushable wipes sitting DIRECTLY in front of the toilet in my bathroom. Take the hint ladies and clean it all up before we get started.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:47pm
  • It's called dragging the mud through the buffet - not ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:47pm
  • DIRTY GIRL.... that is SO WRONG!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:03pm
  • That is horrifying

    Submitted by babymomma1980 on Sep 23, 10 at 4:51am
  • what a fucking weirdo. Besides knowing how to wipe, I shower or at least clean up so you could eat dinner off me. Why aren't more people aware of how they taste/smell down there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:34pm
  • So freaking gross.

    Submitted by Starlette18 on Apr 13, 11 at 4:00am
  • @4:34 Because if they could bend over far enough to tast/smell down there, they wouldn't need someone else to do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Dude. Gotta hit up the finger smell test before gettin your tastebuds dirty. It's what you have a sense of smell for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:19pm
  • nasty.

    Submitted by prodigyfn1 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:10am
  • THAT'S SO FUCKING DISGUSTING. There is no excuse for not having learnt to wipe yourself properly by age five.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:27pm
  • This is probably the same guy who wants his GF to do a2m!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:56pm
  • I can empathize with you

    Submitted by joezors on Mar 23, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Oh man, that is nasty! I won't let my hubby go down on me unless I've had a shower first, and I wipe front to back. -Gags-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:50am
  • (850): Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00am
  • everyone should clean up before oral... male and female alike. ugh. plus, it's totally possible to wipe back to front without getting shit all over yourself. what kind of nasty ass mudbutt situation did this girl have?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:04pm
  • That is so dirty. Just the thought of nasty vag gives me the chills

    Submitted by papacam on May 5, 11 at 1:15pm
  • Gross. You hooked up with a nasty girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:36pm
  • That almost made me throw up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:23pm
  • U both nasty rednecks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:32pm
  • posts like these make me really appreciate my girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:18pm
  • @ 7:47: I had a history teacher who would say Go Michigan (or "Go Blue") after absolutely everything. ("Mr. ____, how was your weekend?" "I mowed the lawn. Go Blue!") If you live in 919 this is likely the same person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:00pm
  • I LOVE SHITTY VAG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:21pm
  • Who the hell does that?! She's asking for a UTI!

    Submitted by bettycakes on May 19, 10 at 2:34am
  • you shouldve cockslapped her , put her in her place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:21pm
  • This is the best site ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:12am
  • who the fuck gives this a good time???? ladies where the fuck are ur hygene habits we learned this shit when we were little....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:33pm
  • That's the fucking most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my life!!!!!

    Submitted by mkcarr on Nov 30, 10 at 1:52pm
  • Oh damn. Buddy of mine did that and found a fucking piece of CORN. So...could be worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:24am
  • Yeah it's best to be sneaky and finger her, then pretend to scratch your nose and smell your finger. If it smells then gtfo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:29pm
  • It's very awkward that so far 105 ppl have said this was a "good night"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:29am
  • Ewwwwww. Gross. Front to back is like girl law. It's a known thing. Who the hell is dumb enough to do this? I mean, unless you enjoy infections and such. :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:35pm
  • 4:38.... HAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 11:03pm
  • Lmao !!!

    Submitted by chrisc on May 15, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Ooooooh f*** that is nasty beyond Words

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:14am
  • this makes me cringe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:52am
  • 417-1... this might be the first ever 0 "good nights"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17pm
  • 1:50 u fkn annoying... GOOD JOB!!! U want a trphy or something? But still 4 sum reason u sound like u take a shower once a month...haha u kno I'm rite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:37pm
  • hey 9:57 i think he was talking about how her vag smelt really bad, because it would if you wiped front to back but not that she literally had chunks of poo in her vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:48pm
  • oh i seriously just threw up in my mouth a lil..sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:59pm
  • I just puked

    Submitted by jay3411 on May 28, 11 at 7:31pm
  • One dude, one cup. Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:41pm
  • That's fucking gross. Was ur ass after taking a shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:43pm
  • That is one fucked up infection waiting to happen. Stay away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:36pm
  • EW...BARF..wtf is her problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:38am
  • yeast infection!! owwww!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:02pm
  • I don't give a fuck who you are that is gucking disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:31am
  • sounds like she had the chronic shit-for-brains syndrome yet it metastasized to her vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:38pm
  • ahhh shitt .. literally lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Ugh!! WTF

    Submitted by Kagoma on Apr 1, 11 at 9:09pm
  • okay... even wiping back to front, who wipes their vag and ass both in one go? really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:22pm
  • I don't understand how you get shit in your vag wiping back to front. That's fucking gross and totally preventable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:00pm
  • u should have thrown up in her vag then give her a dirty sanchez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Ew...everyone knows you wipe both holes separately to avoid any disgusting concoctions..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:36pm
  • i call bullshit on 5:46 and every other fucker who GIVES A SHIT if it's fake or not. i don't care if you're not enjoying the site, so unless you have something funny or useful to say, STFU..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:54pm
  • U poor poor sob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:41am
  • You should have taught her a lesson by throwing up on her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:43pm
  • That shit is nasty! Consider it a lesson learnt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:01pm
  • You can't make this shit up.... Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Can you say "Poopy Poontang!"?

    Submitted by Jamers on Sep 29, 10 at 12:51am
  • I'm a nurse, you're fkn gross, u make ME throw up, wasn't there any other give aways that se didn't know how to wipe properly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:02am
  • Grossest shit everrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:17pm
  • That's a little disturbing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:34am
  • dude, thats really gross. i was always taught, even as a young girl, wipe front to back haha. oh and what 155 sick fucks voted good night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:59pm
  • how else are they supposed to wipe..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:20pm
  • this is hard to believe actually. i don't think any girl wipes that way..and gets shit in her vag.. yeahh..no. i don't believe this one. nice try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Why do 6 people think this is a good time????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:31pm
  • OP hooked up with a retarded dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:31pm
  • That is pretty terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:01am
  • omgggg. That is vomitrocious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:14pm
  • ... i think that 7:24 is my boyfriends father. because only HE would say go michigan after something like this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Lol retard wiper

    Submitted by Gorilla on Feb 28, 10 at 11:33pm
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Ewwww that's nasty.!

    Submitted by karis90 on Nov 19, 10 at 5:50am
  • In soviet russia throw up eats you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:47pm
  • Oh good god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:33am
  • Grand Rapids Representin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Wax on, wax off... Front to back C'mon now people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:27am
  • a2m is okay but this is gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:24pm
  • That would be your cue to GTFO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:56pm
  • This reminds me of a story I heard about Kelsey swinsen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:25pm
  • that's the worst thing i've ever heard. Go, Michigan!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Eww that's E. Coli waiting to happen...I'd kill her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:12pm
  • i know that story.....fuckin gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:15pm
  • This happened to my brother's friend. He said it smelled like a BK angus burger down there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:43pm
  • gross didnt the dr or your parent ever tell it its front to back NASTY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:04pm
  • I call bullshit on this. Fucking 7th graders ruining this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:46pm
  • that is just fucking nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Who does that? I'm really? she must be retarded or something...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Not to mention serious UTIs. Ick

    Submitted by birddy on Sep 9, 10 at 2:46am
  • That is grosss!!!! I don't even let guys go down on me and I know to clean up before I go out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Eew! That is seriously unhealthy. Front to back, girl! Did your parents not toilet train you or something? There's nothing wrong with getting in the shower or using a wet paper towel if that's what it's going to take. If you had, no one would ever have known...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:54pm
  • i thought all girls knew to wipe front to back.. what the fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17pm
  • any girl who did this so much that they had a shitty vag would also be getting a lot of infections. i'm skeptical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:32am
  • Little man in the boat, he's up here \\*/

    Submitted by nice18 on Jan 13, 10 at 8:17am
  • thats f*ckin nastyyy... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:39pm
  • that's just plain nasty. didn't it stink before you went down?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm
  • how could so many people call this good night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Happened to me too... But there was TP still stuck on her vag and I didn't notice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:23pm
  • See, I told my bf you can't put dingleberries in my vag! he thought it was funny and did it anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:22pm
  • she must go too far up. because this never happens to me and honestly id rather not leave shit all the way up my crack where theres "crusties" ... and whats nasty is the fact that the girl didnt clean hersel before u came over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:16am
  • what girl doesn't know to wipe front to back? Fuckin idiot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:57pm
  • I hope you shot her in the eye with cum after that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Tucker max shit right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:15am
  • and now you know why girls are hesitant about a2m

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:21pm
  • oh my effing god................i dont get how you just dont know how to wipe......ew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Dude me and my bro amost thru up.that sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:41pm
  • Serves you right for going down on 5 year olds...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:55am
  • poor guy. trys to hook her up and ends up finding out what she had for lunch. Do some recon next time bud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:48pm
  • EW! I feel so bad for you..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I just puked a little in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:45pm
  • That's disgusting. I hope she gets a massive infection

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:43am
  • im dry heaving right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:40pm
  • man u knw u liked it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:59am
  • does this mean she has poo in her gine?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:54pm
  • This is why people need to wash before letting anyone go down on them, or at least practice better wiping practices...

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:36am
  • It's properly referred to as a Chocolate Pudding Pie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:55pm
  • 4:31 shit eaters.....whatcha gonna do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:38pm
  • thats just bad cricket

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Ha I heard about this guy at school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:22pm
  • What does wiping back to front have to do with anything? I don't know about anyone else but I don't drag the shitstained paper across my balls before dropping it in the toilet. What the fruit.

    Submitted by Dr_Funktastic on Nov 27, 11 at 3:29am
  • who the fuck would do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:40pm
  • i really hope no one votes this a good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17pm
  • This is the best tfln I've ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:24pm
  • This is why I never let guys eat me out. Ever.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 1, 12 at 2:51am
  • Ew. Why doesn't natural selection serve its purpose anymore! I'm sure she could get a STD from herself by doing that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Honestly who wipes back to front?! Girls or guys?? Either you're going to get shit in your vag or on your nut sack. Gross. You have an ass crack for a reason. Wipe front to back like every other normal person does and follow your ass crack. And wipe until there's no marks on the TP!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 13, 13 at 4:54am
  • you should let her know that that is why she has all those urinary tract infections...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:27pm