Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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god i love this site.
And that's why there's a package of flushable wipes sitting DIRECTLY in front of the toilet in my bathroom. Take the hint ladies and clean it all up before we get started.
It's called dragging the mud through the buffet - not ok.
DIRTY GIRL.... that is SO WRONG!
what a fucking weirdo. Besides knowing how to wipe, I shower or at least clean up so you could eat dinner off me. Why aren't more people aware of how they taste/smell down there?
That is horrifying
So freaking gross.
Because if they could bend over far enough to tast/smell down there, they wouldn't need someone else to do it.
I can empathize with you
Oh man, that is nasty! I won't let my hubby go down on me unless I've had a shower first, and I wipe front to back. -Gags-
(850): Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Dude. Gotta hit up the finger smell test before gettin your tastebuds dirty. It's what you have a sense of smell for
THAT'S SO FUCKING DISGUSTING. There is no excuse for not having learnt to wipe yourself properly by age five.
That is so dirty. Just the thought of nasty vag gives me the chills
everyone should clean up before oral... male and female alike. ugh.
plus, it's totally possible to wipe back to front without getting shit all over yourself. what kind of nasty ass mudbutt situation did this girl have?!
This is probably the same guy who wants his GF to do a2m!
posts like these make me really appreciate my girlfriend.
Gross. You hooked up with a nasty girl.
That almost made me throw up
who the fuck gives this a good time???? ladies where the fuck are ur hygene habits we learned this shit when we were little....
I LOVE SHITTY VAG
@ 7:47: I had a history teacher who would say Go Michigan (or "Go Blue") after absolutely everything. ("Mr. ____, how was your weekend?" "I mowed the lawn. Go Blue!")
If you live in 919 this is likely the same person.
U both nasty rednecks
Ooooooh f*** that is nasty beyond Words
Who the hell does that?! She's asking for a UTI!
Oh damn. Buddy of mine did that and found a fucking piece of CORN. So...could be worse.
Better than a peanut or chewing gum!!
*throws up in her mouth*
1:50 u fkn annoying... GOOD JOB!!! U want a trphy or something? But still 4 sum reason u sound like u take a shower once a month...haha u kno I'm rite
That's the fucking most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my life!!!!!
This is the best site ever.
this makes me cringe
417-1... this might be the first ever 0 "good nights"
hey 9:57 i think he was talking about how her vag smelt really bad, because it would if you wiped front to back but not that she literally had chunks of poo in her vag
Yeah it's best to be sneaky and finger her, then pretend to scratch your nose and smell your finger. If it smells then gtfo.
That is one fucked up infection waiting to happen. Stay away.
That's fucking gross. Was ur ass after taking a shit
you shouldve cockslapped her , put her in her place
I just puked
You should have taught her a lesson by throwing up on her
Front to back is like girl law. It's a known thing. Who the hell is dumb enough to do this?
I mean, unless you enjoy infections and such. :p
It's very awkward that so far 105 ppl have said this was a "good night"...
I don't understand how you get shit in your vag wiping back to front. That's fucking gross and totally preventable.
okay... even wiping back to front, who wipes their vag and ass both in one go?
i call bullshit on 5:46 and every other fucker who GIVES A SHIT if it's fake or not. i don't care if you're not enjoying the site, so unless you have something funny or useful to say, STFU..
ahhh shitt .. literally lmfao
U poor poor sob.
yeast infection!! owwww!
I don't give a fuck who you are that is gucking
You can't make this shit up.... Lol
dude, thats really gross. i was always taught, even as a young girl, wipe front to back haha. oh and what 155 sick fucks voted good night?
this is hard to believe actually.
i don't think any girl wipes that way..and gets shit in her vag..
yeahh..no. i don't believe this one. nice try.
oh i seriously just threw up in my mouth a lil..sick
One dude, one cup. Win.
u should have thrown up in her vag then give her a dirty sanchez
EW...BARF..wtf is her problem
Why do 6 people think this is a good time????
I'm a nurse, you're fkn gross, u make ME throw up, wasn't there any other give aways that se didn't know how to wipe properly.
sounds like she had the chronic shit-for-brains syndrome yet it metastasized to her vag.
Oh good god
OP hooked up with a retarded dumbass.
Grossest shit everrrr
Ew...everyone knows you wipe both holes separately to avoid any disgusting concoctions..
that's the worst thing i've ever heard. Go, Michigan!
Can you say "Poopy Poontang!"?
Wax on, wax off...
Front to back
C'mon now people.
Ewwww that's nasty.!
That is pretty terrible
That's a little disturbing
Lol retard wiper
In soviet russia throw up eats you
That shit is nasty! Consider it a lesson learnt!
Grand Rapids Representin
... i think that 7:24 is my boyfriends father.
because only HE would say go michigan after something like this...
omgggg. That is vomitrocious.
Who does that? I'm really? she must be retarded or something...
This happened to my brother's friend. He said it smelled like a BK angus burger down there.
how else are they supposed to wipe..?
a2m is okay but this is gross
That would be your cue to GTFO.
i know that story.....fuckin gross
That is grosss!!!! I don't even let guys go down on me and I know to clean up before I go out!
and now you know why girls are hesitant about a2m
Eew! That is seriously unhealthy. Front to back, girl! Did your parents not toilet train you or something? There's nothing wrong with getting in the shower or using a wet paper towel if that's what it's going to take. If you had, no one would ever have known...
I call bullshit on this. Fucking 7th graders ruining this site.
Then fuck off.
she must go too far up. because this never happens to me and honestly id rather not leave shit all the way up my crack where theres "crusties" ... and whats nasty is the fact that the girl didnt clean hersel before u came over.
This reminds me of a story I heard about Kelsey swinsen.
i thought all girls knew to wipe front to back.. what the fuck.
any girl who did this so much that they had a shitty vag would also be getting a lot of infections. i'm skeptical.
Tucker max shit right there
how could so many people call this good night?
Not to mention serious UTIs. Ick
gross didnt the dr or your parent ever tell it its front to back NASTY!
that is just fucking nasty
thats f*ckin nastyyy... lol
Little man in the boat, he's up here \\*/
See, I told my bf you can't put dingleberries in my vag! he thought it was funny and did it anyway
that's just plain nasty. didn't it stink before you went down?
Eww that's E. Coli waiting to happen...I'd kill her
Happened to me too... But there was TP still stuck on her vag and I didn't notice.
I hope you shot her in the eye with cum after that.
what girl doesn't know to wipe front to back? Fuckin idiot!
poor guy. trys to hook her up and ends up finding out what she had for lunch. Do some recon next time bud.
oh my effing god................i dont get how you just dont know how to wipe......ew
That's disgusting. I hope she gets a massive infection
thats just bad cricket
EW! I feel so bad for you..
im dry heaving right now
I just puked a little in my mouth
What does wiping back to front have to do with anything? I don't know about anyone else but I don't drag the shitstained paper across my balls before dropping it in the toilet. What the fruit.
Ha I heard about this guy at school
Serves you right for going down on 5 year olds...
man u knw u liked it
Dude me and my bro amost thru up.that sick
It's properly referred to as a Chocolate Pudding Pie.
does this mean she has poo in her gine?
This is why people need to wash before letting anyone go down on them, or at least practice better wiping practices...
4:31 shit eaters.....whatcha gonna do?
who the fuck would do that
i really hope no one votes this a good night
This is the best tfln I've ever read
This is why I never let guys eat me out. Ever.
Ew. Why doesn't natural selection serve its purpose anymore!
I'm sure she could get a STD from herself by doing that.
you should let her know that that is why she has all those urinary tract infections...
Honestly who wipes back to front?! Girls or guys?? Either you're going to get shit in your vag or on your nut sack. Gross. You have an ass crack for a reason. Wipe front to back like every other normal person does and follow your ass crack. And wipe until there's no marks on the TP!