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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:09pm

    god i love this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:47pm

    It's called dragging the mud through the buffet - not ok.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:47pm

    And that's why there's a package of flushable wipes sitting DIRECTLY in front of the toilet in my bathroom. Take the hint ladies and clean it all up before we get started.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:34pm

    what a fucking weirdo. Besides knowing how to wipe, I shower or at least clean up so you could eat dinner off me. Why aren't more people aware of how they taste/smell down there?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:19pm

    Dude. Gotta hit up the finger smell test before gettin your tastebuds dirty. It's what you have a sense of smell for

  • Submitted by babymomma1980 on Sep 23, 10 at 4:51am

    That is horrifying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:04pm

    everyone should clean up before oral... male and female alike. ugh. plus, it's totally possible to wipe back to front without getting shit all over yourself. what kind of nasty ass mudbutt situation did this girl have?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:37pm

    @4:34 Because if they could bend over far enough to tast/smell down there, they wouldn't need someone else to do it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:18pm

    posts like these make me really appreciate my girlfriend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:03pm

    DIRTY GIRL.... that is SO WRONG!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:27pm

    THAT'S SO FUCKING DISGUSTING. There is no excuse for not having learnt to wipe yourself properly by age five.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:56pm

    This is probably the same guy who wants his GF to do a2m!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:50am

    Oh man, that is nasty! I won't let my hubby go down on me unless I've had a shower first, and I wipe front to back. -Gags-

  • 99 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00am

    (850): Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.

  • 86 56
    Submitted by Starlette18 on Apr 13, 11 at 4:00am

    So freaking gross.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:41pm

    One dude, one cup. Win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:24am

    Oh damn. Buddy of mine did that and found a fucking piece of CORN. So...could be worse.

    • 70 89
      Submitted by Jamers on Sep 29, 10 at 12:53am

      Better than a peanut or chewing gum!!

    • 54 72
      Submitted by MizzRhi84 on May 12, 11 at 8:08pm

      *throws up in her mouth*

  • 97 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:32pm

    U both nasty rednecks

  • 85 62
    Submitted by mkcarr on Nov 30, 10 at 1:52pm

    That's the fucking most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my life!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:00pm

    I don't understand how you get shit in your vag wiping back to front. That's fucking gross and totally preventable.

  • 98 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:37pm

    1:50 u fkn annoying... GOOD JOB!!! U want a trphy or something? But still 4 sum reason u sound like u take a shower once a month...haha u kno I'm rite

  • 95 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:52am

    this makes me cringe

  • 84 68
    Submitted by prodigyfn1 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:10am

    nasty.

  • 92 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:12am

    This is the best site ever.

  • 99 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:21pm

    you shouldve cockslapped her , put her in her place

  • 96 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:00pm

    @ 7:47: I had a history teacher who would say Go Michigan (or "Go Blue") after absolutely everything. ("Mr. ____, how was your weekend?" "I mowed the lawn. Go Blue!") If you live in 919 this is likely the same person.

  • 88 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:23pm

    That almost made me throw up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:38pm

    sounds like she had the chronic shit-for-brains syndrome yet it metastasized to her vag.

  • 79 62
    Submitted by papacam on May 5, 11 at 1:15pm

    That is so dirty. Just the thought of nasty vag gives me the chills

  • 82 68
    Submitted by bettycakes on May 19, 10 at 2:34am

    Who the hell does that?! She's asking for a UTI!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:54pm

    i call bullshit on 5:46 and every other fucker who GIVES A SHIT if it's fake or not. i don't care if you're not enjoying the site, so unless you have something funny or useful to say, STFU..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:33pm

    who the fuck gives this a good time???? ladies where the fuck are ur hygene habits we learned this shit when we were little....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:36pm

    Gross. You hooked up with a nasty girl.

  • 81 73
    Submitted by joezors on Mar 23, 10 at 6:34pm

    I can empathize with you

  • 89 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:14am

    Ooooooh f*** that is nasty beyond Words

  • 91 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:38am

    EW...BARF..wtf is her problem

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:01pm

    That shit is nasty! Consider it a lesson learnt!

  • 90 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:35pm

    Ewwwwww. Gross. Front to back is like girl law. It's a known thing. Who the hell is dumb enough to do this? I mean, unless you enjoy infections and such. :p

  • 93 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:43pm

    That's fucking gross. Was ur ass after taking a shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:22pm

    okay... even wiping back to front, who wipes their vag and ass both in one go? really?

  • 87 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    That is one fucked up infection waiting to happen. Stay away.

  • 87 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:45pm

    You can't make this shit up.... Lol

  • 90 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:57pm

    what girl doesn't know to wipe front to back? Fuckin idiot!

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 11:03pm

    4:38.... HAHAHAHAHA

  • 87 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:29am

    It's very awkward that so far 105 ppl have said this was a "good night"...

  • 77 72
    Submitted by chrisc on May 15, 10 at 11:18pm

    Lmao !!!

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:02pm

    yeast infection!! owwww!

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:48pm

    hey 9:57 i think he was talking about how her vag smelt really bad, because it would if you wiped front to back but not that she literally had chunks of poo in her vag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17pm

    417-1... this might be the first ever 0 "good nights"

  • 86 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:51pm

    u should have thrown up in her vag then give her a dirty sanchez

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:21pm

    I LOVE SHITTY VAG

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:59pm

    oh i seriously just threw up in my mouth a lil..sick

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:41am

    U poor poor sob.

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:43pm

    This happened to my brother's friend. He said it smelled like a BK angus burger down there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:31pm

    Why do 6 people think this is a good time????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17pm

    ahhh shitt .. literally lmfao

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Gorilla on Feb 28, 10 at 11:33pm

    Lol retard wiper

  • 86 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:00pm

    Grand Rapids Representin

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:29pm

    Yeah it's best to be sneaky and finger her, then pretend to scratch your nose and smell your finger. If it smells then gtfo.

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:38pm

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:18pm

    that is just fucking nasty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:20pm

    how else are they supposed to wipe..?

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Kagoma on Apr 1, 11 at 9:09pm

    Ugh!! WTF

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:36pm

    Ew...everyone knows you wipe both holes separately to avoid any disgusting concoctions..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:39pm

    thats f*ckin nastyyy... lol

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Jamers on Sep 29, 10 at 12:51am

    Can you say "Poopy Poontang!"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:14pm

    how could so many people call this good night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:47pm

    ... i think that 7:24 is my boyfriends father. because only HE would say go michigan after something like this...

  • 83 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:14pm

    omgggg. That is vomitrocious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17pm

    i thought all girls knew to wipe front to back.. what the fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:01pm

    thats just bad cricket

  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:23pm

    Happened to me too... But there was TP still stuck on her vag and I didn't notice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:55am

    Serves you right for going down on 5 year olds...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:57pm

    this is hard to believe actually. i don't think any girl wipes that way..and gets shit in her vag.. yeahh..no. i don't believe this one. nice try.

  • 82 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:24pm

    that's the worst thing i've ever heard. Go, Michigan!

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:22pm

    Ha I heard about this guy at school

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:54pm

    Eew! That is seriously unhealthy. Front to back, girl! Did your parents not toilet train you or something? There's nothing wrong with getting in the shower or using a wet paper towel if that's what it's going to take. If you had, no one would ever have known...

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm

    Who does that? I'm really? she must be retarded or something...

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:17pm

    Grossest shit everrrr

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:43pm

    You should have taught her a lesson by throwing up on her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:15pm

    i know that story.....fuckin gross

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:31am

    I don't give a fuck who you are that is gucking disgusting.

  • 80 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:31pm

    OP hooked up with a retarded dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:01am

    That is pretty terrible

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:47pm

    In soviet russia throw up eats you

  • 80 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:27am

    Wax on, wax off... Front to back C'mon now people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:10pm

    I hope you shot her in the eye with cum after that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:46pm

    I call bullshit on this. Fucking 7th graders ruining this site.

    • 69 84
      Submitted by Keebs on Feb 2, 11 at 9:50pm

      Then fuck off.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by jay3411 on May 28, 11 at 7:31pm

    I just puked

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:32am

    any girl who did this so much that they had a shitty vag would also be getting a lot of infections. i'm skeptical.

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:02am

    I'm a nurse, you're fkn gross, u make ME throw up, wasn't there any other give aways that se didn't know how to wipe properly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:48pm

    poor guy. trys to hook her up and ends up finding out what she had for lunch. Do some recon next time bud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:21pm

    and now you know why girls are hesitant about a2m

  • 69 85
    Submitted by karis90 on Nov 19, 10 at 5:50am

    Ewwww that's nasty.!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:56pm

    That would be your cue to GTFO.

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:02pm

    oh my effing god................i dont get how you just dont know how to wipe......ew

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:49pm

    That is grosss!!!! I don't even let guys go down on me and I know to clean up before I go out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:54pm

    does this mean she has poo in her gine?

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:34am

    That's a little disturbing

  • 72 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:16am

    she must go too far up. because this never happens to me and honestly id rather not leave shit all the way up my crack where theres "crusties" ... and whats nasty is the fact that the girl didnt clean hersel before u came over.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:22pm

    See, I told my bf you can't put dingleberries in my vag! he thought it was funny and did it anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:38pm

    4:31 shit eaters.....whatcha gonna do?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm

    that's just plain nasty. didn't it stink before you went down?

  • 73 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:12pm

    Eww that's E. Coli waiting to happen...I'd kill her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:04pm

    gross didnt the dr or your parent ever tell it its front to back NASTY!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:59pm

    dude, thats really gross. i was always taught, even as a young girl, wipe front to back haha. oh and what 155 sick fucks voted good night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:40pm

    im dry heaving right now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17pm

    i really hope no one votes this a good night

  • Submitted by nice18 on Jan 13, 10 at 8:17am

    Little man in the boat, he's up here \\*/

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:25pm

    This reminds me of a story I heard about Kelsey swinsen.

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:41pm

    Dude me and my bro amost thru up.that sick

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:43am

    That's disgusting. I hope she gets a massive infection

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:24pm

    a2m is okay but this is gross

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:59am

    man u knw u liked it

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:15am

    Tucker max shit right there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:45pm

    I just puked a little in my mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:33am

    Oh good god

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:28pm

    EW! I feel so bad for you..

  • 59 81
    Submitted by birddy on Sep 9, 10 at 2:46am

    Not to mention serious UTIs. Ick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:15pm

    Ew. Why doesn't natural selection serve its purpose anymore! I'm sure she could get a STD from herself by doing that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:55pm

    It's properly referred to as a Chocolate Pudding Pie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:27pm

    you should let her know that that is why she has all those urinary tract infections...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:40pm

    who the fuck would do that

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:36am

    This is why people need to wash before letting anyone go down on them, or at least practice better wiping practices...

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:24pm

    This is the best tfln I've ever read

  • 35 59
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 1, 12 at 2:51am

    This is why I never let guys eat me out. Ever.

  • 12 16
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 13, 13 at 4:54am

    Honestly who wipes back to front?! Girls or guys?? Either you're going to get shit in your vag or on your nut sack. Gross. You have an ass crack for a reason. Wipe front to back like every other normal person does and follow your ass crack. And wipe until there's no marks on the TP!

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Dr_Funktastic on Nov 27, 11 at 3:29am

    What does wiping back to front have to do with anything? I don't know about anyone else but I don't drag the shitstained paper across my balls before dropping it in the toilet. What the fruit.