Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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god i love this site.
And that's why there's a package of flushable wipes sitting DIRECTLY in front of the toilet in my bathroom. Take the hint ladies and clean it all up before we get started.
It's called dragging the mud through the buffet - not ok.
DIRTY GIRL.... that is SO WRONG!
what a fucking weirdo. Besides knowing how to wipe, I shower or at least clean up so you could eat dinner off me. Why aren't more people aware of how they taste/smell down there?
That is horrifying
So freaking gross.
Because if they could bend over far enough to tast/smell down there, they wouldn't need someone else to do it.
I can empathize with you
(850): Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
This is probably the same guy who wants his GF to do a2m!
Dude. Gotta hit up the finger smell test before gettin your tastebuds dirty. It's what you have a sense of smell for
THAT'S SO FUCKING DISGUSTING. There is no excuse for not having learnt to wipe yourself properly by age five.
Oh man, that is nasty! I won't let my hubby go down on me unless I've had a shower first, and I wipe front to back. -Gags-
This is the best site ever.
Oh damn. Buddy of mine did that and found a fucking piece of CORN. So...could be worse.
Better than a peanut or chewing gum!!
*throws up in her mouth*
That is so dirty. Just the thought of nasty vag gives me the chills
everyone should clean up before oral... male and female alike. ugh.
plus, it's totally possible to wipe back to front without getting shit all over yourself. what kind of nasty ass mudbutt situation did this girl have?!
posts like these make me really appreciate my girlfriend.
Gross. You hooked up with a nasty girl.
That's the fucking most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my life!!!!!
who the fuck gives this a good time???? ladies where the fuck are ur hygene habits we learned this shit when we were little....
1:50 u fkn annoying... GOOD JOB!!! U want a trphy or something? But still 4 sum reason u sound like u take a shower once a month...haha u kno I'm rite
I LOVE SHITTY VAG
That almost made me throw up
U both nasty rednecks
@ 7:47: I had a history teacher who would say Go Michigan (or "Go Blue") after absolutely everything. ("Mr. ____, how was your weekend?" "I mowed the lawn. Go Blue!")
If you live in 919 this is likely the same person.
Ooooooh f*** that is nasty beyond Words
hey 9:57 i think he was talking about how her vag smelt really bad, because it would if you wiped front to back but not that she literally had chunks of poo in her vag
That is one fucked up infection waiting to happen. Stay away.
Who the hell does that?! She's asking for a UTI!
That's fucking gross. Was ur ass after taking a shit
Yeah it's best to be sneaky and finger her, then pretend to scratch your nose and smell your finger. If it smells then gtfo.
you shouldve cockslapped her , put her in her place
You should have taught her a lesson by throwing up on her
dude, thats really gross. i was always taught, even as a young girl, wipe front to back haha. oh and what 155 sick fucks voted good night?
It's very awkward that so far 105 ppl have said this was a "good night"...
this makes me cringe
Front to back is like girl law. It's a known thing. Who the hell is dumb enough to do this?
I mean, unless you enjoy infections and such. :p
One dude, one cup. Win.
I just puked
417-1... this might be the first ever 0 "good nights"
U poor poor sob.
oh i seriously just threw up in my mouth a lil..sick
i call bullshit on 5:46 and every other fucker who GIVES A SHIT if it's fake or not. i don't care if you're not enjoying the site, so unless you have something funny or useful to say, STFU..
You can't make this shit up.... Lol
ahhh shitt .. literally lmfao
I don't understand how you get shit in your vag wiping back to front. That's fucking gross and totally preventable.
EW...BARF..wtf is her problem
okay... even wiping back to front, who wipes their vag and ass both in one go?
That would be your cue to GTFO.
I don't give a fuck who you are that is gucking
this is hard to believe actually.
i don't think any girl wipes that way..and gets shit in her vag..
yeahh..no. i don't believe this one. nice try.
yeast infection!! owwww!
Grossest shit everrrr
gross didnt the dr or your parent ever tell it its front to back NASTY!
This happened to my brother's friend. He said it smelled like a BK angus burger down there.
I'm a nurse, you're fkn gross, u make ME throw up, wasn't there any other give aways that se didn't know how to wipe properly.
u should have thrown up in her vag then give her a dirty sanchez
sounds like she had the chronic shit-for-brains syndrome yet it metastasized to her vag.
omgggg. That is vomitrocious.
In soviet russia throw up eats you
Oh good god
Ewwww that's nasty.!
Lol retard wiper
That shit is nasty! Consider it a lesson learnt!
OP hooked up with a retarded dumbass.
Not to mention serious UTIs. Ick
That is pretty terrible
Ew...everyone knows you wipe both holes separately to avoid any disgusting concoctions..
... i think that 7:24 is my boyfriends father.
because only HE would say go michigan after something like this...
Wax on, wax off...
Front to back
C'mon now people.
Can you say "Poopy Poontang!"?
that is just fucking nasty
Grand Rapids Representin
how else are they supposed to wipe..?
Why do 6 people think this is a good time????
That's a little disturbing
that's the worst thing i've ever heard. Go, Michigan!
Eww that's E. Coli waiting to happen...I'd kill her
Who does that? I'm really? she must be retarded or something...
This reminds me of a story I heard about Kelsey swinsen.
i know that story.....fuckin gross
Eew! That is seriously unhealthy. Front to back, girl! Did your parents not toilet train you or something? There's nothing wrong with getting in the shower or using a wet paper towel if that's what it's going to take. If you had, no one would ever have known...
i thought all girls knew to wipe front to back.. what the fuck.
she must go too far up. because this never happens to me and honestly id rather not leave shit all the way up my crack where theres "crusties" ... and whats nasty is the fact that the girl didnt clean hersel before u came over.
how could so many people call this good night?
and now you know why girls are hesitant about a2m
Tucker max shit right there
a2m is okay but this is gross
This is why people need to wash before letting anyone go down on them, or at least practice better wiping practices...
That is grosss!!!! I don't even let guys go down on me and I know to clean up before I go out!
that's just plain nasty. didn't it stink before you went down?
I call bullshit on this. Fucking 7th graders ruining this site.
Then fuck off.
thats f*ckin nastyyy... lol
Little man in the boat, he's up here \\*/
any girl who did this so much that they had a shitty vag would also be getting a lot of infections. i'm skeptical.
See, I told my bf you can't put dingleberries in my vag! he thought it was funny and did it anyway
Serves you right for going down on 5 year olds...
Happened to me too... But there was TP still stuck on her vag and I didn't notice.
I hope you shot her in the eye with cum after that.
EW! I feel so bad for you..
poor guy. trys to hook her up and ends up finding out what she had for lunch. Do some recon next time bud.
thats just bad cricket
what girl doesn't know to wipe front to back? Fuckin idiot!
does this mean she has poo in her gine?
That's disgusting. I hope she gets a massive infection
man u knw u liked it
oh my effing god................i dont get how you just dont know how to wipe......ew
I just puked a little in my mouth
What does wiping back to front have to do with anything? I don't know about anyone else but I don't drag the shitstained paper across my balls before dropping it in the toilet. What the fruit.
It's properly referred to as a Chocolate Pudding Pie.
Ha I heard about this guy at school
im dry heaving right now
Dude me and my bro amost thru up.that sick
4:31 shit eaters.....whatcha gonna do?
who the fuck would do that
This is why I never let guys eat me out. Ever.
This is the best tfln I've ever read
i really hope no one votes this a good night
Ew. Why doesn't natural selection serve its purpose anymore!
I'm sure she could get a STD from herself by doing that.
you should let her know that that is why she has all those urinary tract infections...
Honestly who wipes back to front?! Girls or guys?? Either you're going to get shit in your vag or on your nut sack. Gross. You have an ass crack for a reason. Wipe front to back like every other normal person does and follow your ass crack. And wipe until there's no marks on the TP!