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  • Submitted by khuffman on Apr 21, 10 at 5:00am

    Ummm. Pretzels are a baked good. Baked goods sometimes involve yeast. Might be time to call the gyno.

  • Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 20, 10 at 9:33am

    these pretzel... are making me thirsty.

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      Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Apr 20, 10 at 10:06am

      I was thinking the same thing too afterwards! Seinfeld, ftw!

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 20, 10 at 11:07am

    This is why my women usually shower before they go home to their husbands. Changing their panties an hour or so later also seems to help;)

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    Submitted by starvingArtist on Apr 24, 10 at 4:31pm

    i totally just read this and thought "omg i have pretzel stix!" lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 10:02am

    Panty sniffer!

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    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 20, 10 at 10:39am

    This text is just odd. Why are you smelling your panties????

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 9:06am

    Foist!

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    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Apr 20, 10 at 9:27am

    Whoa. The dude is supposed to drink/eat pineapples or anything sweet to make it taste sweet! If you load up on carbs like pasta and bread, then well... Smellin' And tastin' like pretzels it is.

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    Submitted by WorstTextEver on Apr 20, 10 at 10:19am

    Maybe it's sourdough. Ouch!

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 20, 10 at 9:11am

    SecondĀ”!

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    Submitted by beccar on Apr 20, 10 at 9:35am

    WTF? Why are you smelling his dried up jizz! Obviously it's awhile later if you're texting him about it.

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    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 20, 10 at 10:08am

    This bitch probably changes her panties bi-weekly.

  • Submitted by buberto on Apr 20, 10 at 12:51pm

    Imagine what your pussy must smell like after a couple of hours of his jizz stewing inside your hole. Douche, bitch.

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    Submitted by P0werShift on Mar 14, 12 at 8:09pm

    That's disgusting.