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  • Ummm. Pretzels are a baked good. Baked goods sometimes involve yeast. Might be time to call the gyno.

    Submitted by khuffman on Apr 21, 10 at 5:00am
  • these pretzel... are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 20, 10 at 9:33am
  • This is why my women usually shower before they go home to their husbands. Changing their panties an hour or so later also seems to help;)

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 20, 10 at 11:07am
  • i totally just read this and thought "omg i have pretzel stix!" lol

    Submitted by starvingArtist on Apr 24, 10 at 4:31pm
  • Foist!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 9:06am
  • This text is just odd. Why are you smelling your panties????

    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 20, 10 at 10:39am
  • Whoa. The dude is supposed to drink/eat pineapples or anything sweet to make it taste sweet! If you load up on carbs like pasta and bread, then well... Smellin' And tastin' like pretzels it is.

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Apr 20, 10 at 9:27am
  • WTF? Why are you smelling his dried up jizz! Obviously it's awhile later if you're texting him about it.

    Submitted by beccar on Apr 20, 10 at 9:35am
  • Panty sniffer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 10:02am
  • This bitch probably changes her panties bi-weekly.

    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 20, 10 at 10:08am
  • Maybe it's sourdough. Ouch!

    Submitted by WorstTextEver on Apr 20, 10 at 10:19am
  • Imagine what your pussy must smell like after a couple of hours of his jizz stewing inside your hole. Douche, bitch.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 20, 10 at 12:51pm
  • Second¡!

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 20, 10 at 9:11am
  • That's disgusting.

    Submitted by P0werShift on Mar 14, 12 at 8:09pm