i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Ummm. Pretzels are a baked good. Baked goods sometimes involve yeast. Might be time to call the gyno.
these pretzel... are making me thirsty.
I was thinking the same thing too afterwards! Seinfeld, ftw!
This is why my women usually shower before they go home to their husbands. Changing their panties an hour or so later also seems to help;)
This text is just odd. Why are you smelling your panties????
i totally just read this and thought "omg i have pretzel stix!" lol
Whoa. The dude is supposed to drink/eat pineapples or anything sweet to make it taste sweet! If you load up on carbs like pasta and bread, then well... Smellin' And tastin' like pretzels it is.
WTF? Why are you smelling his dried up jizz! Obviously it's awhile later if you're texting him about it.
This bitch probably changes her panties bi-weekly.
Imagine what your pussy must smell like after a couple of hours of his jizz stewing inside your hole. Douche, bitch.
Maybe it's sourdough. Ouch!