sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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Surely OP has to be an out and proud g ay man?
I read that "two weeks of crabs"
Look in the mirror sometime.
i just figured out i can't type g-a-y \nas a g-a-y man i'm a little insulted but at the same time that's fucking hillarious