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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:16pm

    Is it fine that sometimes my girlfriend and I hold hands/cuddle etc in front of people who we know will be weirded out by it? It's a tough job, but someone's gotta offend the homophobes.

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      Submitted by bitchesbecrazy42 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:40am

      Fuck yeah, girl! Best thing ever was making out with my bf in front of our school. We actually got in trouble \\o/

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      Submitted by noidontwantto on Mar 23, 12 at 7:59am

      it's not really a tough job :p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:03am

    wait, this is a california area code. this girls prayers are useless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:18am

    Leviticus? For Christians? If you are going to point to Leviticus to bash gays then I'd better not catch you eating bacon or driving on the sabbath, either.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:14am

    This is the worst possible arena for a religious debate, there's way too much stupid in here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:00am

    technically the bible does say homosexuality is a sin, so christians who think otherwise are hypocrites. thats why I'm an atheist, Christianity is for naive and ignorant people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:42pm

    Whoa, I am a Christian, I don't believe half of what the bible says. I think Christianity and Catholicism has been warped by freaks of nature that are too zealous about religion and I think the bible has been twisted in some "books" in it. And even if Homosexuality is a sin, I still support it and I believe that God still loves all people the same regardless of their sexual preference.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:23am

    Two chicks making out shall be frowned upon unless both chicks are 7s or better. Lesboticus 17:4 The MANble

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:14am

    The same part of Leviticus also refers to seafood an abomination. Not buttsex, no clam chowder.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:05am

    11:00 & 11:02 - the bible says all kinds of stupid shit... doesn't make it right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:08am

    The bible also says anyone who works on Sundays should be killed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:06am

    11:05 - truth. sorry, but I just don't see how something written 2000 years ago can be considered applicable today. things change.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:17am

    the bible also says that women who are raped should marry their rapists

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      Submitted by yodah on Jun 29, 10 at 12:14pm

      thats only if she wants to. this was in order to protect the woman in case she wanted to be supported

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:33am

    she's probably freaking out because at that very moment she's being forced to confront her own lesbian identity which she has been repressing due to her fundamentalist upbringing. but i could be wrong..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:43am

    Gays are here to stay. Anyone who can't accept that can fuck off. And besides, the Catholic God isn't the only God. There's bound to be some God out there who lovingly accepts gays. Because the Catholic religion is fucked up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:24am

    Keep our beaches clean...close 17

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:54am

    oh you silly religious zealots...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:28pm

    They should have started scissoring. Give her something to really think about.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:16am

    Lol the bible says strange stuff Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:02pm

    I don't get why people are STILL hatin on gays?? its not like they goin anywhere who the fuck cares who you fuckin love, i just don't get the big fuckin deal...so they bible says that...how many people nowadays can actually say they live their life by the bible?? ...not very many. get over it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:08pm

    That is sort of sweet... I think I would like to hug that lesbian couple. The Christian girl can go fuck herself and go to hell for her intolerance... I'm Catholic... We take all kinds!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:17pm

    jesus wanted everyone to love each other, so suck my dick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:38pm

    AND JESUS SAID TO HIS DISCIPLES, "NO FAT CHICKS."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:17pm

    you cant believe in one part of the bible and over look other parts. you're not a real christian if you're half assing your religious beliefs. dont be a hypocrite by saying homosexuality is a sin and overlook all the other dumb ass "rules"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:49pm

    not all christians are zealous and ignorant. some actually want to be like jesus.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:38am

    11:08 #1, you sound like a fantastic parent. "Don't worry, Jimmy, mommy didn't abort you because it's a sin. If God was okay with it, I would have though. You're my favorite mistake."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:31am

    I don't want to go deep into religious belief but there are so many people who are religious, believe in God, but aren't fundamentalist Christians. People can understand and accept modern, liberal beliefs and still be religious.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:18pm

    They are just mad cuz gays found a loophole

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:13pm

    just because you're not christian doesn't mean you can't believe in a god..im not sure if there is a god or not..but i know that the god in the bible does not exist..but thats all i can really know

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:51am

    11:27 isn't me, I'm the one who wrote the 11:00 post, and I don't see how being an atheist makes one a whore. I guess woody allen, lance armstrong, natalie portman, warren buffet, keanu rives, bill gates and diane keaton are all whores too since they are atheists...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:11am

    this made me CRACK up ;D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:39am

    I bet God is a midget.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:52am

    there are 2 posts at 11:00 am genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:07am

    1048 ahhhh hahhaha. I wouldve just grabbed my girlfriend and starting making out on the bus. Stop. Look the girl right in the eye and ask her how she feels. BAM

  • 81 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:26pm

    Bill Gates is an atheist? well that gives me a new perspective.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:48am

    there is a midget in the tree eating a sandwich and fighting a cat

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:02am

    That verse about the donkeys is about beastiality dipshit. But good try. There's nothing in the bible about lesbians. Peaace!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:07pm

    11:23 MADE MY DAY =D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:52am

    i can see her swaying back and forth praying her ass off. I would have clicked a picture

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:18pm

    2:05 that doesn't seem very Christian like of you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:45pm

    hahahahaahahah thats really funnnyy

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    Submitted by beboopbopbop on Apr 17, 11 at 2:05am

    Straight outta westboro baptist church/the most hated people in america...

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:07pm

    Debates are not used to convince the participants but rather the random onlookers. You can never convince someone to change their ways but you can cause observers to question theirs.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:17pm

    while rocking back in forth in her seat: Hail Mary, full of grace. Our Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:07pm

    to the atheists, i'll say to you what Dane Cook says to say to atheists when they sneeze: when you die nothing happens. doesn't that make you feel all happy inside? didn't think so.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:12pm

    i <3 12:58, the rest of you just crack me up

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:03pm

    The religious have spent all of recorded history killing people that do not fit their preference... why cant we turn the tides and kill all the religious nuts?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:49pm

    6:34- The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by dancing midgets... and also monkeys. And I agree with 6:15- I can be convinced to change my mind if the other person offers an intelligent argument that is not purely based on emotions and name calling.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:06am

    11:05 thats why i'm an atheist, I'm sick of these dumbass christians who dont realize their stupid bible is made up and filled with lies and intolerance. um, your religion says that gays are bad and women should be submissive.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:55pm

    what is she freaked about? was she that brain washed to think she can "catch it"?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:19am

    1:31 AM i hope you got Midge's number!!! GIVE GIVE GIVE

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:50pm

    6:05 i think i'm in love. marry me?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:45am

    11:43 - you have a point... one thing that drives me crazy is liberals who shun conservatives because they're different. Doesn't that defeat your point? I don't understand many of the overly conservative Christian principles and the people who abide by them, but that doesn't mean they aren't entitled to hold those beliefs...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:41pm

    she'll be screaming "OMG" when they eat that pussy out

  • 80 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:54pm

    I miss Santa Cruz.....

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:08pm

    Where oh where is the youtube vid of this scenario?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:11pm

    this leviticus thing is no good- everyone knows that nothing goes with buttsecks like clam chowder.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:09pm

    ok, the midget won the fight, but he is in pretty bad shape

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:19pm

    midgets riding tiny cows is hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:38pm

    the bible doesn't say homosexuality is a sin, it says having a homosexual affair on your wife is a sin. silly christians

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:03pm

    once in a movie theater i saw a guy walk in who was the same size as a normal person, but had the proportions of a midget..how weird is that?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:53am

    10:56 - MST doesn't have service to Santa Cruz, this was probably Monterey. I could never see this happening in Santa Cruz.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:50pm

    Drunken midget, riding a tiny cow, dressed as a cowboy. I think I found my happy place

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:23am

    11:14 "Not buttsex, no clam chowder." ROFLMAO!!! Total WIN.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by ncboi on Apr 7, 10 at 7:57pm

    I fuckin hate how people are hatin on gays. Imma Christian but still it's their choice.

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:38pm

    Midgets are proof that there is a god and he has an amazing sense of humor

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:14pm

    there is nothing wrong with slavery

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:14pm

    11:59 (3) is my hero.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:16pm

    Your test has been transmitted, received, and acknowledged, 4:15. ;]

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:13am

    ...can I just say that the bible also says that it is a sin to eat anything with a shell, because it is dirty and sinful? Of course, you can feed them to the slaves, who are nothing but objects and pets

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:19pm

    5:16- I bet 5:01 is a midget who molests other midgets

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:44am

    lol at 11:17 that kinda made my day =)

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:31pm

    Haha 11:23 Manble! And remember kids. . . No buttsex! No clam chowder! :)

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:50pm

    Im SUPER thanks for asking

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:23pm

    I have this insane urge to hold hands with one of my girl friends and purposefully try to freak out random people on a bus. Hell, I might even throw in a kiss or two for kicks. Homophobes are hilarious.

  • 73 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:01pm

    there shouldn't be a religious dicussion. we should discuss midgets

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:19pm

    did you know (little fun fact) that when the "Acts Church" was forming, the religious called them atheists and chritsianity wasn't called a religion for a few hundred years. wtf happened

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05pm

    dude, this middle aged lesbian couple on the bus is probably my mother-in-law. lol

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:29am

    Lmao.

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:48pm

    i would've slapped the fucking bitch till she turns purple and blue dude

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:24pm

    Only in Santa Cruz. I love this town!

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:14pm

    I had a dream last night a midget in goggles was trying to force feed me lucky charms. Woke up horrified.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:10pm

    if midgets had feelings..which ones do you think they'd have?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:59am

    wait so you're serious? you really want to make a list that says "Two types of people I hate 1) those who are intolerant of others cultures 2) and gays" Really?! you have to be kdding me. Anyone else see the irony? OK but if you're really serious then would you consider the type of cultural you live in a lifestyle? what is the difference?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:36am

    People... do we really have to believe in an imaginary being way up in the sky in order to experience love on any level???? So does this mean that if god is NOT real, then love does not exist??? Poor, poor misguided people...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:30pm

    now if I had said that in Moses times I would have been smitten..why is that? Oh right God has multiple personalities

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:14pm

    Dont really give a shit 2:07.. God new before he put that fuckin "tree of knowledge of good and evil" thing in the garden about all the children that will starve to death in africa.. all the children raped and abused, all the people tortured and murdered for what they were taught and believed in..and any god who knows that and still lets it all happen..is a fucking asshole

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Vayne on Apr 14, 10 at 8:38pm

    Damn jesus freaks

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:48pm

    Leviticus also says you cannot wear cotton and leather,or mix 2 fabrics at once. And if you talk backto your parents they should stone you to death, and if you as a female get raped and no one hears you scream you should be stoned.... So ya homosexuality is a sin according to levitticus why not follow it in its entireity... sorry had a few typos above..... high as a kite

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:46am

    should have been the rule of wrist

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:16pm

    1:16 is that seriously in the bible?

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:59am

    i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:34am

    11:03 is right. prayers havent worked in california for years.

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    Submitted by Devi0uaGinger on Mar 6, 10 at 11:33am

    The bible doesn't fucking say anything against gays. I mean they say holy matrimony is for a man and a woman but they never say anything AGAINST gays. That was just the government, man. They're trying to get us to think from their fucked up racist sexist discriminatory viewpoint. Love all, dude. That's what the bible says. Love all.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:05pm

    IS IT A SIN TO POOP MY PANTS IN CHURCH

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:08pm

    STOP IGNORING THE MIDGET TALK

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:43am

    I'm surprised this chick got so freaked out over hand holding. I hold hands with my friends but that doesn't make me a lesbian. I guess they probably had the more butch look going.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:11am

    The bible also says that women on their periods have to go outside the camp and stay away from everyone else. It also says not to braid your hair. And that women can't speak in public. It says not to mix different types of thread to make fabric... Good grief, can't we all just realize it's an OLD BOOK???

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:39pm

    Look, obviously our world is split into two halves: Religious individuals and those who look to the media for guidance. Just realize that you all need to shut it because no one is convincing anyone of anything on here. There is too much angst. My suggestion: State your opinion and leave. Don't bash anyone else, otherwise you'll probably end up getting bashed yourself. Have a nice day. That is all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:05pm

    3:03- that is pretty weird. Has anyone seen the show about the wolf girl on TLC?

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    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Dec 22, 11 at 9:00am

    I don't usually get involved in religious debates but the bible was written by humans not God and those humans lived in a time when it wasn't cool to be homosexual

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:34pm

    if were going to quote the bible, id say this is my fav Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:30am

    I like you 11:06... - original 11:05

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:03am

    hahahaha christians are retarded

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:15pm

    FALSE 6:07!! I can be convinced to change someting if the other person has valid points! But too many people are blindly ingorant and think they are right no matter what just because that's what they were taught as a kid...also 5:19 good call i think he/she is a midget molesting midget..and i get to say "that is all" 5:39 and no one else! That is all

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:03pm

    i like midgets... but I don't like reality shows about them...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:08pm

    Leviticus 18:22 says "thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." Yes, I looked it up. Now, as far as I'm concerned, one can't lie with a man like one does with a woman. Different bodies, etc... It has nothing to do with homosexuality, it's just stating the obvious! And, oh yeah, the Bible can be forced to say anything, just like Koran or Torah, or any other book, you just have to try hard enough and then you'll justify anything, from suicide bombers to Christian Crusaders.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:49am

    HAHAHA wtf 11:48? I think I love you...

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:40am

    I believe in Lil Wayne.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:37pm

    woooooooo santa cruz well eat the bible thumpers for breakfast then spit them out as atheists by dinner! fuck god that shits a joke!

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:11pm

    only to retards who don't understand ironic humor

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:10pm

    4:47, i can be ok with that. -11:00/11:27

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:44pm

    4:25- very nice :) agreed 4:38!

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:14pm

    my husband is on the short side, about 5'5". he tells everyone at work that if they bring him a mini buffalo ranch chicken sandwich, he'll sing and do the dance.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:59pm

    would you let Jesus rawdog it?

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:01pm

    hmmm...so a man may not lay with another man. So they can have sex with one another, and lesbians are free to do as they choose. better tell my lesbian girlfriend. i mean, if we take everything so literally...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:02am

    actually the bible DOES say homosexuality is a sin. Leviticus 18:22

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:54am

    wow... that's scary!

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:52am

    wow. what a psycho christian girl.

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:15am

    Epic. Made my day xD

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:29am

    btw, even jesus loved mary magdalane

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:21am

    11:18- or eating shrimp, or wearing cloths of mixed fibres... geez why does everything have to turn into a religious debate

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:29am

    Hahaha poor girl, I bet she lives in a box.

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:53pm

    too many idiots here to have any sort of engaging religious discussion

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:34pm

    2:23 hope that was a joke. This is fucking hilarious.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:22pm

    2:18, don't be silly, Christians NEVER act the way Jesus would have wanted them too, Jesus said rich people cant get into heaven and "he who is without sin cast the first stone" and yet we see all these Christians bashing gays and minorities while driving around huge obnoxious cars. 2:05 is like most Christians: "BELIEVE IN MY RELIGION OR FUCKING DIE!!!111"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:08pm

    Dosent matta, god is black!

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:00am

    leviticus this BEEOTCH!!!

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:10pm

    2:07 poorly constructed joke quote, you suck

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:15pm

    GLUTTONY IS A SIN, ALL FATTIES ARE GOING TO HELL

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:52am

    11:51, there were two 11:00 posts. they were talking about the first one. you're fine.

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:43am

    11:38 - Lolz thank you for making me laugh on a bus and look slightly off balanced. Nothing saying I'm keeping my baby like I'm afraid god won't overlook abortion the same way he will premarital sex

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:42am

    would have loved to see this bus ride. pics and/or video would have been taken.

  • 66 93
    Submitted by NEONwhip on Jul 22, 10 at 1:52pm

    this would be true

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:57am

    Ha lesbianz ha scared Christian girl praying but what do you think she thought they were go to do to her

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:48pm

    I quote Homer Simpson: "Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians!"

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:04pm

    You can't catch midgetitis... also, you probably can't catch a midget very easily... they're sneaky...

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:37pm

    i'm actually just really high and have talked to a lot of moronic people and heard a lot of golden responses like that so I thought it was plausible

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:01pm

    11:59 (1)- I'm pretty sure he was kidding...

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:45am

    dude whatever the christians love to pull out the only quotes that actually help them. They love to ignore eye for an eye, rule of thumb, and oh yeah that little one that says don't judge and mind your business and if you are without sin please cast the first stone.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:39pm

    Can I break her religion?

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:13pm

    Certain people really need to learn the difference between moral law, civil law, and ceremonial law, and need to realize that moral law as according to the Bible is the only law still in effect today. The rest is for historical purposes.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:18pm

    2:16 dont do things just to be a rebel or get a rise out of someone.. do things because you want to..and if nothing you do hurts anyone directly or indirectly..then you're a good person..it's as simple as that

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:56am

    11:46 boondock saints reference.....sweet

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:19am

    asswhole.... omfg.... hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:41pm

    3:09 That image both freaked me out and made my day.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:58pm

    I THINK JESUS IS SEXY

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:09pm

    i once saw a midget fuck a fat girl, it looked like a chihuahua humping a body pillow

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:18pm

    LMAO this happens to my gf and me all the time.

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:00pm

    This was probably in Salinas, if anything... lol

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:23pm

    1:16pm you're some sort of deist, i am sure.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by latteboy88 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:33pm

    i got that text... that's a first

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:12pm

    3:11 we have moved on to midgets

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:59pm

    THIS IS RETARDED AND NOT FUNNY. GET A TWITTER ACCOUNT.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:47pm

    Leviticus also says you cannot wear cotton and leather,or miz 2 fabrics at once. And if you talk backto your parents they should stone you to do, and if you as a female get raped and no one hears you scream you should be stoned.... So ya homosexuality is a sin according to levitticus why not follow it in its entireity...

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:36pm

    lol 4:14 I almost peed myself laughing at that one. classic also 1:02PM, amen.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:13pm

    12:08 don't try to hide your ignorance behind big words

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:20am

    11:14 is right. Anyone dumb enough to argue religion on here clearly is already set in their ways. The Christians will remain Christians, the Atheists, Atheists, and so on. No conversions will take place. Move along now.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:30am

    More people would be into the bible if it was written by midgets. And all religious figures had to be midgets. I know I would go to church more often Midgets unite now is the time to take the power

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:05pm

    the world is split into two halves: normal people and obese midgets. 5:39 is the latter.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:57pm

    11:00 - you're a total slut bag. maybe not a whore, but def a slut

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:00pm

    12:49(2) probably lusts, same as an adulterer. probably has hate in his heart (probably toward homosexuals) therefor same as the murderer. ever read sermon on the mount? (_(_)

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:34pm

    seriously..what dumb cunt thought 11:45 was serious..apparently that dick in their ass is impeding their sense of humor.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by poseidenswrath on Aug 11, 10 at 5:10pm

    hahahah she probably thought that it was contagious

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:55am

    11:49 (2) are you really that obtuse or are you just looking for an argument?

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:49am

    1) those who are intolerant of others cultures 2) and gays... " are you serious or do you really just not see the irony there?

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:41pm

    Can I have a can of peas, please?

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:08pm

    as you can see, your jokes are so heavily doused in sarcasm, and your non-specific statements could easily be read from either way.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:05am

    Horrified? I'd put my money on her using that scene for her next 10 diddle sessions. Gotta love catho-lick girls. They are the first ones to experiment with other beef curtains!

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:44am

    midget love is the most important love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:08am

    Fucking nutjob Christians. Like anyone who talks to their imaginary friends in public.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:15pm

    has anyone seen In Bruge? that midget was a crazy racist drug addict..it was awesome..he got his head blown off at the end though which sucks

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:47pm

    11:00 you're my hero. Don't change. 11:46 WIN

  • 52 78
    Submitted by laylie on Apr 10, 10 at 11:52pm

    all i have to say is lol i think i was on that bus too!!!

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:35am

    10:33 you spelled asshole wrong, unless you were talking about the ass in its entirety

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:04pm

    read reason for god and prodigal god. tim keller. it'll skullfuck your views on who is unholy and who is holy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:45am

    Two types of people I hate 1) those who are intolerant of others cultures 2) and gays

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:05pm

    anyone who thinks the second 11:00 should go fuck himself raise your hand *raises hand*

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:25pm

    This is God speaking! First of all my real name is Dave. Second of all Mormons are the only ones getting into Heaven anyway so everyone else stop trying and enjoy life. Lastly, midgets, whether Mormon or not, are going to heaven, they are the only REAL children of God. That is all.

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:08am

    11:01, you're missing a point in there, i got pregnant but didn't have an abortion, so god must still love me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:00pm

    Hahaha it's lorin Franklin freaking out!!!!!

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:42am

    We need a midget president.. that would solve all of the worlds problems.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:08pm

    12:08- I thought it was pretty obvious that 11:45 was making a joke.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:03pm

    people are too stupid to understand the joke -11:45 (2)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:40pm

    I'm glad I know who posted this, makes it that much better

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:47am

    11:00/11:27- fine you may not be a whore because you are not getting paid but you are a slut. 11:48 and 1:31 your great hahaha

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:12pm

    and a squirrel is eating the other half of his sandwich

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:55am

    sounds like 11:51 just googled "famous atheists"

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:58am

    i think people should stop focusing on the on the minor details of the bible and look at the big picture. To love one another and be accepting. yes, sounds corny but also like a better place to live in. also everything contradicts eachother in the bible so what sounds more appealing to you? to accept one another (eg. you accept them AND they accept you) or ignorantly and pointlessly trying to bully some one into being something that they are not.. i'm just saying.... btw. MIDGETTSSSSSS EATING SALAD

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:16pm

    I don't want to be known as an agnostic either beucase i don't believe in any of those religions..agnostics are pussy athiests haha

  • 28 37
    Submitted by tobydz on Jan 25, 13 at 7:43pm

    That poor indoctrinated 19 year old girl :(

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:53pm

    I think I know that girl.

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:25am

    Google: God IS Imaginary

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:04pm

    i'm guessing she's Roman Catholic, cause no other christian religion is fucked up enough to actually start praying out loud like that.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:59am

    I love all the people on this site and their ridiculous arguments :) It makes me smile!

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:23pm

    gays aren't people they don't have feelings

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:14pm

    I prefer Leviticus 25:40, 25:42 and 25:44-46 that orders the righteous to make sure they only keep heathens as slaves. That takes a load off the mind.

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:16pm

    5:01 is a midget molester!...now did i mean a midget who molestes poeple or a person who molests midgets..the world may never know..

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:47am

    11:38 take a joke, i did get pregnant. i didn't have an abortion. but not because i believe abortion is a sin or wrong. it just wasn't right for me. i was pregnant, i knew this child - this part of me - was growing inside me, that my body was there to protect it until it was ready to be born. i couldn't get an abortion. and i've never regretted my decision to keep my beautiful son. he is the best part of my life.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:41pm

    fucked up corrupted girl. shes been so deprived

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:02am

    CHRISTIANS ARE THE MOST IGNORANT PEOPLE ON EARTH! Any Christian that tries to convince me of their views- I'll use science books to prove you wrong, then use your bible written by "god" to wipe my white ass. FUCK JESUS AND gOD. (refuse to capitalize that word because there's no such thing as a man in the sky). take that jesus freaks. PS ADAM AND EVE STORY IS THE BIGGEST CROCK OF SHIT EVER!

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:21pm

    Yeah the Two things i hate person is making an Austin Powers reference lol except the second one in the movie was the dutch not the gays........so maybe that person is trying to act like he made it up himself either way definitely a joke

  • 53 96
    Submitted by barron89 on Apr 29, 10 at 8:57pm

    Crazy christians and their belifs...

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:31am

    One day, I met a midget name Midge... it was a giant mindfuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:10pm

    look the word abomination up. trace it back to the hebrew. you'll find it doesn't mean what you think it does.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:49pm

    everyone sins. Homosexuality is just a sin someone suffers from. If they really wanted to get rid of it they could. It may just be a spirit on them tha needs to be prayed off.

    • 53 66
      Submitted by NEONwhip on Jul 22, 10 at 1:53pm

      you serious? no, it's genetic. look up ur damn science.

    • 64 68
      Submitted by FionaFox on Jan 10, 11 at 12:33am

      Wow, seriously?! How exactly did you manage to type that with your head so far up your ass? Actually it's just a genetic pre-disposition; but clearly it would just make you happy if people "pray it away", aka deny their true feelings and just spend their lives in miserable loveless relationships trying to please you people! If God really has a problem with homosexuality I'm sure he doesn't need a bunch of ignorant children to handle it for him!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:01am

    11:00 thats because you are a whore and God hates you

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:19am

    11:00, whether god loves you or not isn't the issue. you're still a whore, plain and simple

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 15, 12 at 12:01pm

    Good Christians don't read TFLN.

  • 21 48
    Submitted by jrhodes757 on Dec 29, 12 at 10:15pm

    Hahahahahaha!

  • 45 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:29am

    haha asswhole..... amazing!

  • Submitted by nuff_said on Jan 27, 11 at 8:45pm

    Love it.