theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
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Is it fine that sometimes my girlfriend and I hold hands/cuddle etc in front of people who we know will be weirded out by it? It's a tough job, but someone's gotta offend the homophobes.
Fuck yeah, girl! Best thing ever was making out with my bf in front of our school. We actually got in trouble \\o/
it's not really a tough job :p
wait, this is a california area code. this girls prayers are useless
technically the bible does say homosexuality is a sin, so christians who think otherwise are hypocrites. thats why I'm an atheist, Christianity is for naive and ignorant people.
Leviticus? For Christians? If you are going to point to Leviticus to bash gays then I'd better not catch you eating bacon or driving on the sabbath, either.
This is the worst possible arena for a religious debate, there's way too much stupid in here.
Two chicks making out shall be frowned upon unless both chicks are 7s or better.
the bible also says that women who are raped should marry their rapists
thats only if she wants to. this was in order to protect the woman in case she wanted to be supported
Whoa, I am a Christian, I don't believe half of what the bible says. I think Christianity and Catholicism has been warped by freaks of nature that are too zealous about religion and I think the bible has been twisted in some "books" in it. And even if Homosexuality is a sin, I still support it and I believe that God still loves all people the same regardless of their sexual preference.
11:05 - truth. sorry, but I just don't see how something written 2000 years ago can be considered applicable today. things change.
11:00 & 11:02 - the bible says all kinds of stupid shit... doesn't make it right
Keep our beaches clean...close 17
The same part of Leviticus also refers to seafood an abomination. Not buttsex, no clam chowder.
there is nothing wrong with slavery
11:27 isn't me, I'm the one who wrote the 11:00 post, and I don't see how being an atheist makes one a whore. I guess woody allen, lance armstrong, natalie portman, warren buffet, keanu rives, bill gates and diane keaton are all whores too since they are atheists...
The bible also says anyone who works on Sundays should be killed.
They should have started scissoring. Give her something to really think about.
jesus wanted everyone to love each other, so suck my dick
what is she freaked about?
was she that brain washed to think she can "catch it"?
11:03 is right. prayers havent worked in california for years.
11:14 "Not buttsex, no clam chowder."
ROFLMAO!!! Total WIN.
she's probably freaking out because at that very moment she's being forced to confront her own lesbian identity which she has been repressing due to her fundamentalist upbringing. but i could be wrong..
That is sort of sweet... I think I would like to hug that lesbian couple. The Christian girl can go fuck herself and go to hell for her intolerance...
I'm Catholic... We take all kinds!!
11:23 MADE MY DAY =D
i hope you got Midge's number!!!
GIVE GIVE GIVE
10:56 - MST doesn't have service to Santa Cruz, this was probably Monterey. I could never see this happening in Santa Cruz.
i think people should stop focusing on the on the minor details of the bible and look at the big picture. To love one another and be accepting. yes, sounds corny but also like a better place to live in. also everything contradicts eachother in the bible so what sounds more appealing to you? to accept one another (eg. you accept them AND they accept you) or ignorantly and pointlessly trying to bully some one into being something that they are not..
i'm just saying....
MIDGETTSSSSSS EATING SALAD
This is God speaking! First of all my real name is Dave. Second of all Mormons are the only ones getting into Heaven anyway so everyone else stop trying and enjoy life. Lastly, midgets, whether Mormon or not, are going to heaven, they are the only REAL children of God. That is all.
hahahahaahahah thats really funnnyy
not all christians are zealous and ignorant.
some actually want to be like jesus.
Midgets are proof that there is a god and he has an amazing sense of humor
Dont really give a shit 2:07.. God new before he put that fuckin "tree of knowledge of good and evil" thing in the garden about all the children that will starve to death in africa.. all the children raped and abused, all the people tortured and murdered for what they were taught and believed in..and any god who knows that and still lets it all happen..is a fucking asshole
oh you silly religious zealots...
The religious have spent all of recorded history killing people that do not fit their preference... why cant we turn the tides and kill all the religious nuts?
midgets riding tiny cows is hilarious
12:49(2) probably lusts, same as an adulterer. probably has hate in his heart (probably toward homosexuals) therefor same as the murderer. ever read sermon on the mount? (_(_)
11:08 #1, you sound like a fantastic parent. "Don't worry, Jimmy, mommy didn't abort you because it's a sin. If God was okay with it, I would have though. You're my favorite mistake."
I bet God is a midget.
Debates are not used to convince the participants but rather the random onlookers. You can never convince someone to change their ways but you can cause observers to question theirs.
ok, the midget won the fight, but he is in pretty bad shape
4:25- very nice :)
wait so you're serious? you really want to make a list that says
"Two types of people I hate
1) those who are intolerant of others cultures
2) and gays"
Really?! you have to be kdding me. Anyone else see the irony?
OK but if you're really serious then would you consider the type of cultural you live in a lifestyle? what is the difference?
11:38 - Lolz thank you for making me laugh on a bus and look slightly off balanced.
Nothing saying I'm keeping my baby like I'm afraid god won't overlook abortion the same way he will premarital sex
wow... that's scary!
i can see her swaying back and forth praying her ass off. I would have clicked a picture
lol 4:14 I almost peed myself laughing at that one. classic
also 1:02PM, amen.
you cant believe in one part of the bible and over look other parts. you're not a real christian if you're half assing your religious beliefs. dont be a hypocrite by saying homosexuality is a sin and overlook all the other dumb ass "rules"
would have loved to see this bus ride. pics and/or video would have been taken.
while rocking back in forth in her seat:
Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
AND JESUS SAID TO HIS DISCIPLES, "NO FAT CHICKS."
just because you're not christian doesn't mean you can't believe in a god..im not sure if there is a god or not..but i know that the god in the bible does not exist..but thats all i can really know
there are 2 posts at 11:00 am genius
Your test has been transmitted, received, and acknowledged, 4:15. ;]
Haha 11:23 Manble!
And remember kids. . .
No clam chowder! :)
3:03- that is pretty weird.
Has anyone seen the show about the wolf girl on TLC?
I like you 11:06...
- original 11:05
Where oh where is the youtube vid of this scenario?
this made me CRACK up ;D
I don't want to go deep into religious belief but there are so many people who are religious, believe in God, but aren't fundamentalist Christians. People can understand and accept modern, liberal beliefs and still be religious.
2:18, don't be silly, Christians NEVER act the way Jesus would have wanted them too, Jesus said rich people cant get into heaven and "he who is without sin cast the first stone" and yet we see all these Christians bashing gays and minorities while driving around huge obnoxious cars. 2:05 is like most Christians: "BELIEVE IN MY RELIGION OR FUCKING DIE!!!111"
I don't get why people are STILL hatin on gays?? its not like they goin anywhere
who the fuck cares who you fuckin love, i just don't get the big fuckin deal...so they bible says that...how many people nowadays can actually say they live their life by the bible??
...not very many. get over it!
to the atheists, i'll say to you what Dane Cook says to say to atheists when they sneeze: when you die nothing happens. doesn't that make you feel all happy inside? didn't think so.
there is a midget in the tree eating a sandwich and fighting a cat
6:34- The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by dancing midgets... and also monkeys.
And I agree with 6:15- I can be convinced to change my mind if the other person offers an intelligent argument that is not purely based on emotions and name calling.
I quote Homer Simpson: "Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians!"
did you know (little fun fact) that when the "Acts Church" was forming, the religious called them atheists and chritsianity wasn't called a religion for a few hundred years. wtf happened
HAHAHA wtf 11:48? I think I love you...
I prefer Leviticus 25:40, 25:42 and 25:44-46 that orders the righteous to make sure they only keep heathens as slaves. That takes a load off the mind.
Damn jesus freaks
anyone who thinks the second 11:00 should go fuck himself raise your hand *raises hand*
11:43 - you have a point... one thing that drives me crazy is liberals who shun conservatives because they're different. Doesn't that defeat your point? I don't understand many of the overly conservative Christian principles and the people who abide by them, but that doesn't mean they aren't entitled to hold those beliefs...
hahahah she probably thought that it was contagious
4:47, i can be ok with that.
Horrified? I'd put my money on her using that scene for her next 10 diddle sessions. Gotta love catho-lick girls. They are the first ones to experiment with other beef curtains!
Crazy christians and their belifs...
Lol the bible says strange stuff
Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
now if I had said that in Moses times I would have been smitten..why is that? Oh right God has multiple personalities
once in a movie theater i saw a guy walk in who was the same size as a normal person, but had the proportions of a midget..how weird is that?!
11:18- or eating shrimp, or wearing cloths of mixed fibres...
geez why does everything have to turn into a religious debate
Drunken midget, riding a tiny cow, dressed as a cowboy.
I think I found my happy place
I fuckin hate how people are hatin on gays. Imma Christian but still it's their choice.
1048 ahhhh hahhaha. I wouldve just grabbed my girlfriend and starting making out on the bus. Stop. Look the girl right in the eye and ask her how she feels. BAM
The bible also says that women on their periods have to go outside the camp and stay away from everyone else. It also says not to braid your hair. And that women can't speak in public. It says not to mix different types of thread to make fabric... Good grief, can't we all just realize it's an OLD BOOK???
THIS IS RETARDED AND NOT FUNNY. GET A TWITTER ACCOUNT.
11:59 (1)- I'm pretty sure he was kidding...
if were going to quote the bible, id say this is my fav
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
FALSE 6:07!! I can be convinced to change someting if the other person has valid points! But too many people are blindly ingorant and think they are right no matter what just because that's what they were taught as a kid...also 5:19 good call i think he/she is a midget molesting midget..and i get to say "that is all" 5:39 and no one else! That is all
people are too stupid to understand the joke
11:49 (2) are you really that obtuse or are you just looking for an argument?
I have this insane urge to hold hands with one of my girl friends and purposefully try to freak out random people on a bus. Hell, I might even throw in a kiss or two for kicks. Homophobes are hilarious.
btw, even jesus loved mary magdalane
Bill Gates is an atheist? well that gives me a new perspective.
Gays are here to stay.
Anyone who can't accept that can fuck off.
And besides, the Catholic God isn't the only God.
There's bound to be some God out there who lovingly accepts gays.
Because the Catholic religion is fucked up.
6:05 i think i'm in love. marry me?
I had a dream last night a midget in goggles was trying to force feed me lucky charms. Woke up horrified.
I think I know that girl.
Im SUPER thanks for asking
seriously..what dumb cunt thought 11:45 was serious..apparently that dick in their ass is impeding their sense of humor.
Certain people really need to learn the difference between moral law, civil law, and ceremonial law, and need to realize that moral law as according to the Bible is the only law still in effect today. The rest is for historical purposes.
if midgets had feelings..which ones do you think they'd have?
Can I have a can of peas, please?
would you let Jesus rawdog it?
STOP IGNORING THE MIDGET TALK
3:09 That image both freaked me out and made my day.
3:11 we have moved on to midgets
she'll be screaming "OMG" when they eat that pussy out
Two types of people I hate
1) those who are intolerant of others cultures
2) and gays
1:16 is that seriously in the bible?
12:08- I thought it was pretty obvious that 11:45 was making a joke.
the bible doesn't say homosexuality is a sin, it says having a homosexual affair on your wife is a sin.
2:05 that doesn't seem very Christian like of you
12:08 don't try to hide your ignorance behind big words
wow. what a psycho christian girl.
More people would be into the bible if it was written by midgets. And all religious figures had to be midgets. I know I would go to church more often
Midgets unite now is the time to take the power
this leviticus thing is no good- everyone knows that nothing goes with buttsecks like clam chowder.
as you can see, your jokes are so heavily doused in sarcasm, and your non-specific statements could easily be read from either way.
11:46 boondock saints reference.....sweet
gays aren't people they don't have feelings
11:00 thats because you are a whore and God hates you
hahahaha christians are retarded
i once saw a midget fuck a fat girl, it looked like a chihuahua humping a body pillow
Leviticus 18:22 says "thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." Yes, I looked it up. Now, as far as I'm concerned, one can't lie with a man like one does with a woman. Different bodies, etc... It has nothing to do with homosexuality, it's just stating the obvious! And, oh yeah, the Bible can be forced to say anything, just like Koran or Torah, or any other book, you just have to try hard enough and then you'll justify anything, from suicide bombers to Christian Crusaders.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm surprised this chick got so freaked out over hand holding. I hold hands with my friends but that doesn't make me a lesbian. I guess they probably had the more butch look going.
Leviticus also says you cannot wear cotton and leather,or mix 2 fabrics at once. And if you talk backto your parents they should stone you to death, and if you as a female get raped and no one hears you scream you should be stoned.... So ya homosexuality is a sin according to levitticus why not follow it in its entireity...
sorry had a few typos above..... high as a kite
Google: God IS Imaginary
5:16- I bet 5:01 is a midget who molests other midgets
i'm actually just really high and have talked to a lot of moronic people and heard a lot of golden responses like that so I thought it was plausible
One day, I met a midget name Midge... it was a giant mindfuck.
i like midgets... but I don't like reality shows about them...
dude whatever the christians love to pull out the only quotes that actually help them. They love to ignore eye for an eye, rule of thumb, and oh yeah that little one that says don't judge and mind your business and if you are without sin please cast the first stone.
I don't usually get involved in religious debates but the bible was written by humans not God and those humans lived in a time when it wasn't cool to be homosexual
midget love is the most important love.
hmmm...so a man may not lay with another man. So they can have sex with one another, and lesbians are free to do as they choose. better tell my lesbian girlfriend.
i mean, if we take everything so literally...
dude, this middle aged lesbian couple on the bus is probably my mother-in-law. lol
Good Christians don't read TFLN.
11:00 - you're a total slut bag. maybe not a whore, but def a slut
I miss Santa Cruz.....
there shouldn't be a religious dicussion.
we should discuss midgets
...can I just say that the bible also says that it is a sin to eat anything with a shell, because it is dirty and sinful? Of course, you can feed them to the slaves, who are nothing but objects and pets
5:01 is a midget molester!...now did i mean a midget who molestes poeple or a person who molests midgets..the world may never know..
haha asswhole..... amazing!
i'm guessing she's Roman Catholic, cause no other christian religion is fucked up enough to actually start praying out loud like that.
We need a midget president.. that would solve all of the worlds problems.
Ha lesbianz ha scared Christian girl praying but what do you think she thought they were go to do to her
i <3 12:58, the rest of you just crack me up
You can't catch midgetitis... also, you probably can't catch a midget very easily... they're sneaky...
1) those who are intolerant of others cultures
2) and gays...
are you serious or do you really just not see the irony there?
Leviticus also says you cannot wear cotton and leather,or miz 2 fabrics at once. And if you talk backto your parents they should stone you to do, and if you as a female get raped and no one hears you scream you should be stoned.... So ya homosexuality is a sin according to levitticus why not follow it in its entireity...
woooooooo santa cruz well eat the bible thumpers for breakfast then spit them out as atheists by dinner! fuck god that shits a joke!
1:16pm you're some sort of deist, i am sure.
The bible doesn't fucking say anything against gays. I mean they say holy matrimony is for a man and a woman but they never say anything AGAINST gays. That was just the government, man. They're trying to get us to think from their fucked up racist sexist discriminatory viewpoint. Love all, dude. That's what the bible says. Love all.
11:01, you're missing a point in there, i got pregnant but didn't have an abortion, so god must still love me.
only to retards who don't understand ironic humor
Only in Santa Cruz. I love this town!
11:05 thats why i'm an atheist, I'm sick of these dumbass christians who dont realize their stupid bible is made up and filled with lies and intolerance. um, your religion says that gays are bad and women should be submissive.
11:59 (3) is my hero.
2:23 hope that was a joke.
This is fucking hilarious.
I don't want to be known as an agnostic either beucase i don't believe in any of those religions..agnostics are pussy athiests haha
Straight outta westboro baptist church/the most hated people in america...
my husband is on the short side, about 5'5". he tells everyone at work that if they bring him a mini buffalo ranch chicken sandwich, he'll sing and do the dance.
2:16 dont do things just to be a rebel or get a rise out of someone.. do things because you want to..and if nothing you do hurts anyone directly or indirectly..then you're a good person..it's as simple as that
IS IT A SIN TO POOP MY PANTS IN CHURCH
I love all the people on this site and their ridiculous arguments :)
It makes me smile!
11:51, there were two 11:00 posts. they were talking about the first one. you're fine.
all i have to say is lol i think i was on that bus too!!!
They are just mad cuz gays found a loophole
People... do we really have to believe in an imaginary being way up in the sky in order to experience love on any level???? So does this mean that if god is NOT real, then love does not exist??? Poor, poor misguided people...
sounds like 11:51 just googled "famous atheists"
11:38 take a joke, i did get pregnant. i didn't have an abortion. but not because i believe abortion is a sin or wrong. it just wasn't right for me. i was pregnant, i knew this child - this part of me - was growing inside me, that my body was there to protect it until it was ready to be born. i couldn't get an abortion. and i've never regretted my decision to keep my beautiful son. he is the best part of my life.
I THINK JESUS IS SEXY
Look, obviously our world is split into two halves: Religious individuals and those who look to the media for guidance. Just realize that you all need to shut it because no one is convincing anyone of anything on here. There is too much angst. My suggestion: State your opinion and leave. Don't bash anyone else, otherwise you'll probably end up getting bashed yourself. Have a nice day. That is all.
GLUTTONY IS A SIN, ALL FATTIES ARE GOING TO HELL
and a squirrel is eating the other half of his sandwich
2:07 poorly constructed joke quote, you suck
This was probably in Salinas, if anything... lol
actually the bible DOES say homosexuality is a sin. Leviticus 18:22
That poor indoctrinated 19 year old girl :(
Hahaha poor girl, I bet she lives in a box.
11:14 is right. Anyone dumb enough to argue religion on here clearly is already set in their ways. The Christians will remain Christians, the Atheists, Atheists, and so on. No conversions will take place. Move along now.
should have been the rule of wrist
CHRISTIANS ARE THE MOST IGNORANT PEOPLE ON EARTH! Any Christian that tries to convince me of their views- I'll use science books to prove you wrong, then use your bible written by "god" to wipe my white ass. FUCK JESUS AND gOD. (refuse to capitalize that word because there's no such thing as a man in the sky). take that jesus freaks. PS ADAM AND EVE STORY IS THE BIGGEST CROCK OF SHIT EVER!
11:00/11:27- fine you may not be a whore because you are not getting paid but you are a slut.
11:48 and 1:31 your great hahaha
has anyone seen In Bruge? that midget was a crazy racist drug addict..it was awesome..he got his head blown off at the end though which sucks
lol at 11:17 that kinda made my day =)
this would be true
LMAO this happens to my gf and me all the time.
That verse about the donkeys is about beastiality dipshit. But good try. There's nothing in the bible about lesbians. Peaace!!!
Yeah the Two things i hate person is making an Austin Powers reference lol except the second one in the movie was the dutch not the gays........so maybe that person is trying to act like he made it up himself either way definitely a joke
10:33 you spelled asshole wrong, unless you were talking about the ass in its entirety
Dosent matta, god is black!
too many idiots here to have any sort of engaging religious discussion
Fucking nutjob Christians. Like anyone who talks to their imaginary friends in public.
read reason for god and prodigal god.
it'll skullfuck your views on who is unholy and who is holy.
everyone sins. Homosexuality is just a sin someone suffers from. If they really wanted to get rid of it they could. It may just be a spirit on them tha needs to be prayed off.
you serious? no, it's genetic. look up ur damn science.
Wow, seriously?! How exactly did you manage to type that with your head so far up your ass? Actually it's just a genetic pre-disposition; but clearly it would just make you happy if people "pray it away", aka deny their true feelings and just spend their lives in miserable loveless relationships trying to please you people! If God really has a problem with homosexuality I'm sure he doesn't need a bunch of ignorant children to handle it for him!
Can I break her religion?
Epic. Made my day xD
asswhole.... omfg.... hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
i got that text... that's a first
the world is split into two halves: normal people and obese midgets. 5:39 is the latter.
look the word abomination up. trace it back to the hebrew.
you'll find it doesn't mean what you think it does.
I'm glad I know who posted this, makes it that much better
I believe in Lil Wayne.
leviticus this BEEOTCH!!!
11:00 you're my hero. Don't change.
fucked up corrupted girl. shes been so deprived
Hahaha it's lorin Franklin freaking out!!!!!
i would've slapped the fucking bitch till she turns purple and blue dude
11:00, whether god loves you or not isn't the issue. you're still a whore, plain and simple