I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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10:40, Oh I get it. Because you think that because Jeff has a sense of humor, it means he's a virgin.
Oh I get it! It's funny because the guy made a lame remark but the girl had sexual relations even though she knew it was going to be bad!
9:38 clearly you've never been to Singapore...
There is no such thing as bad sex.
9:34 (2 and 3), just get fucking laid already...
Oh, I get it! It's funny that people are saying they love Jeff, even though no one could possibly do that because he's so incredibly annoying!
I wonder when the last time Jeff saw a vagina was? My guess is... Never.
Balls McLongcock says: When I bang a woman, I say "Do you see what I am saying, bottom bitch?"
FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!!
Stuck-up slut detected, retracting docking tube.
HAhah, she said cuddle, not fuck, lol
Wow I would be scarred for life hahaha sucks for you
Charles Rutherford says: he is glad to see his submission was finally posted and approved.
pretty sure this was on the fml website.
@Balls you're south park reference made me chuckle
Oh I get it. She knew she was going to have bad sex when the weird guy used the line safe sex activated.
Charles Rutherford never uses condoms, he simply washes his penis with listerine after.
Disregard that guys, I suck balls! Sorry for being so fucking stupid!
10:40 His Mom's vag was the last time he say a pussy.
10:57 don't hate because you're too fat and ugly that no pussy has ever wanted to fuck you :)
I stand behind jeff's assessment
OK SECOND MUTHA BITCHES!!!
All he does is repeat the text in a stupid way. Funny the first time. Now it's stupid.
Him: I knew the sex would be bad when she called the condom a "rubber".
Oh, don't we all just love Jeff. : )
what a winner. im sure that he gets to say it a lot.
i want to see another text on here like "i knew he would melt my transistor when he said 'safe sex activated' ."
11:00am even if I was fat and ugly, I'd still probably get more pussy than you.
haha you should have said sex session deactivated.
Jeff must have no life hahahaha