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  • 10:40, Oh I get it. Because you think that because Jeff has a sense of humor, it means he's a virgin. Fucking dick....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:57am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because the guy made a lame remark but the girl had sexual relations even though she knew it was going to be bad! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:45am
  • 9:38 clearly you've never been to Singapore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:43am
  • There is no such thing as bad sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:38am
  • 9:34 (2 and 3), just get fucking laid already...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:36am
  • Oh, I get it! It's funny that people are saying they love Jeff, even though no one could possibly do that because he's so incredibly annoying!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:58am
  • I wonder when the last time Jeff saw a vagina was? My guess is... Never.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:40am
  • Balls McLongcock says: When I bang a woman, I say "Do you see what I am saying, bottom bitch?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:20am
  • FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:34am
  • Stuck-up slut detected, retracting docking tube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:50pm
  • HAhah, she said cuddle, not fuck, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Wow I would be scarred for life hahaha sucks for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:03am
  • @Balls you're south park reference made me chuckle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: he is glad to see his submission was finally posted and approved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:34am
  • pretty sure this was on the fml website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:52am
  • Oh I get it. She knew she was going to have bad sex when the weird guy used the line safe sex activated. -Jeff 1/2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:15am
  • Charles Rutherford never uses condoms, he simply washes his penis with listerine after.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Disregard that guys, I suck balls! Sorry for being so fucking stupid! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:29am
  • 10:40 His Mom's vag was the last time he say a pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:20am
  • 10:57 don't hate because you're too fat and ugly that no pussy has ever wanted to fuck you :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:00am
  • I stand behind jeff's assessment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:28pm
  • OK SECOND MUTHA BITCHES!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:34am
  • All he does is repeat the text in a stupid way. Funny the first time. Now it's stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Him: I knew the sex would be bad when she called the condom a "rubber".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Oh, don't we all just love Jeff. : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:22pm
  • what a winner. im sure that he gets to say it a lot. i want to see another text on here like "i knew he would melt my transistor when he said 'safe sex activated' ."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:25am
  • 11:00am even if I was fat and ugly, I'd still probably get more pussy than you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:47pm
  • haha you should have said sex session deactivated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Jeff must have no life hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:02am
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