I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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10:40, Oh I get it. Because you think that because Jeff has a sense of humor, it means he's a virgin.
Oh I get it! It's funny because the guy made a lame remark but the girl had sexual relations even though she knew it was going to be bad!
9:38 clearly you've never been to Singapore...
There is no such thing as bad sex.
9:34 (2 and 3), just get fucking laid already...
Oh, I get it! It's funny that people are saying they love Jeff, even though no one could possibly do that because he's so incredibly annoying!
I wonder when the last time Jeff saw a vagina was? My guess is... Never.
Balls McLongcock says: When I bang a woman, I say "Do you see what I am saying, bottom bitch?"
FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!!
Stuck-up slut detected, retracting docking tube.
Wow I would be scarred for life hahaha sucks for you
HAhah, she said cuddle, not fuck, lol
Charles Rutherford says: he is glad to see his submission was finally posted and approved.
@Balls you're south park reference made me chuckle
pretty sure this was on the fml website.
Charles Rutherford never uses condoms, he simply washes his penis with listerine after.
Oh I get it. She knew she was going to have bad sex when the weird guy used the line safe sex activated.
Disregard that guys, I suck balls! Sorry for being so fucking stupid!
10:40 His Mom's vag was the last time he say a pussy.
I stand behind jeff's assessment
10:57 don't hate because you're too fat and ugly that no pussy has ever wanted to fuck you :)
All he does is repeat the text in a stupid way. Funny the first time. Now it's stupid.
OK SECOND MUTHA BITCHES!!!
Him: I knew the sex would be bad when she called the condom a "rubber".
Oh, don't we all just love Jeff. : )
what a winner. im sure that he gets to say it a lot.
i want to see another text on here like "i knew he would melt my transistor when he said 'safe sex activated' ."
11:00am even if I was fat and ugly, I'd still probably get more pussy than you.
haha you should have said sex session deactivated.
Jeff must have no life hahahaha