I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Oddly, I find this kind of heartwarming. It's weird, but kinda romantic, in a way.
Smelt is a fish. It's smelled.
Your clothes smell like whore
Was his penis made out of metal?
Isn't the act of 'smelting' something to do with metals...?
did it also smell like the other three whores he nailed before you?
It's called a washing machine, check it out.
Moe, Larry, CHEESE!
Get under the covers and breathe through your nose, if you really want cumfort.
Mmmm, ball sweat...like warm apple pie, but for slores.
Lol! A hot mess.. Kinda gross too.
He should get that checked out...
Umm that's gross