I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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You plundered her booty?
Pirate sex - Come in her eye and kick her in the shin. Then she hops on one leg and can only see with one eye. (definitely true love here)
The kick in the shin also makes her go, "Arrrrrrr"
Be careful what port you park your ship in!
Is that where one of you loses an eye?
And how does one have pirate sex?Sounds interesting.
Hopefully when you kick her in the shin she says ARRRRGH!
I hope you at least had a parrot and/or a wooden leg involved
I need to know right away what constitutes pirate sex, because I am on the phone with my boyfriend right now and I think we have to make this happen immediately.
omg pirate sex is the absolute best!!! naked on a boat with a cock in my ass, nothin better!
maybe it was butt pirate sex?
Hahah 607. Binghamton<3