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  • Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 6, 11 at 3:10pm

    You plundered her booty?

  • Submitted by dadx2 on Jul 6, 11 at 5:03pm

    Pirate sex - Come in her eye and kick her in the shin. Then she hops on one leg and can only see with one eye. (definitely true love here)

    • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Jul 7, 11 at 9:10am

      The kick in the shin also makes her go, "Arrrrrrr"

  • Submitted by toosweetfortreat on Jul 6, 11 at 2:47pm

    Be careful what port you park your ship in!

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Jul 6, 11 at 2:58pm

    Is that where one of you loses an eye?

  • Submitted by tg03 on Jul 6, 11 at 2:50pm

    Pirate hooker.

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    Submitted by sharleerose on Jul 6, 11 at 3:29pm

    And how does one have pirate sex?Sounds interesting.

  • Submitted by npa on Jul 6, 11 at 7:45pm

    Hopefully when you kick her in the shin she says ARRRRGH!

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    Submitted by EMTgurl on Jul 6, 11 at 3:13pm

    I hope you at least had a parrot and/or a wooden leg involved

  • Submitted by mazerati on Jul 6, 11 at 10:10pm

    I need to know right away what constitutes pirate sex, because I am on the phone with my boyfriend right now and I think we have to make this happen immediately.

  • Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 7, 11 at 2:19am


  • Submitted by naughtybody21 on Jul 9, 11 at 4:52am

    omg pirate sex is the absolute best!!! naked on a boat with a cock in my ass, nothin better!

  • Submitted by aolien on Jul 6, 11 at 9:53pm

    maybe it was butt pirate sex?

  • Submitted by missamay232 on Jul 17, 11 at 11:51pm

    Hahah 607. Binghamton<3