Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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Look, you'd be just lying there, and still warm for a while.
well, if you are dead then what reason is there not to have sex with your mom.
A text from beyond the grave??
A text from beyond the grave!
That's what friends are for.
TFLL. Texts from last life
Once again knuckles you made my day.
I thought you said you wanted your death to have some significance so I’m really doing you a favor here
Yes, your sister and my baby, it shall be your remembrance.
Nowhere near funny...failure on your report card
i thought it was kinda funny
The great circle of life.
I just pictured Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers
Waaaait a minute.
I'm sorry I'm just such an optimist.