How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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you find his goddamn dog you heartless monster
"i drunkenly broke into your house and may have lost your dog." --- either that or you don't.
Figure it out soon. Since that was his seeing-eye dog I'm guessing he's going to notice it sooner rather than later.
You better hope you have a good friend. If anyone lost my dog, I'd make their life miserable.
Offer free bj's for your little mishap