...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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Tell her to blow it up and make a trouser snake.
Like hell it is.
Funniest one ever!
Nice vocab. But on the reals...whiskey dick is such a disappointment
Whiskey dick is for people who can't handle
That sounds uncomfortable.
Whiskey dick rocks! Both am and pm!
She should have remembered that real balloon animals look like ERECT dicks.
Whiskey dick is a myth!!
No. No, it is not. Not even slightly.