...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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Tell her to blow it up and make a trouser snake.
Funniest one ever!
Like hell it is.
Whiskey dick is for people who can't handle
Nice vocab. But on the reals...whiskey dick is such a disappointment
That sounds uncomfortable.
Whiskey dick rocks! Both am and pm!
She should have remembered that real balloon animals look like ERECT dicks.
Whiskey dick is a myth!!
No. No, it is not. Not even slightly.