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  • Would it be too much if I asked you to kill yourself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:28pm
  • This is EPICALLY PATHETIC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Kill yourself and all of your friends. Now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:12pm
  • How can u not hold ur piss for an hour and a half?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Wow. Ummmm, yes. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Al Qaeda catches word of the mass of people at New Moon openings. No one does anything to stop them, in fact we gave them the intel. The world is a better place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:09pm
  • This is all that's wrong with the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:34pm
  • So, this one time, I wore a diaper. Then I turned 3 and I was trained to use the potty. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:55pm
  • i don't know you...but i hate you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:01pm
  • You need to see your MD sounds like you have a bladder issue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Why is this even on this site? This 'text' doesn't fit into the contexts of any related site, like FML or MLIA. Just don't discuss it, problem over. =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:58pm
  • fuck twilight!! and robert pattenson is uglyyy n he looks like he needs a showerrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:35pm
  • It would be too much to go see New Moon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:17pm
  • I may actually hate this person...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I'm so sick of Twitards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:31pm
  • I really hope you are under the age of like 12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:54pm
  • that's it. because of this post I am going to move out of this area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:49am
  • I agree with everyone calling you a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:47am
  • How in the FUCK does twilight end up here? People (like my ex) who fantasize about the characters, or fight over who's side is better should just jump off a fucking bridge, it may make the country's iq rise a few points if you do...

    Submitted by AlphaWolf on Jun 30, 11 at 11:12pm
  • Oh Lord. The Twilight epidemic will never end, will it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Grow up. You're immature as all hell and on top of that you're not the slightest bit funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:48am
  • Before you go do me a favor and grab the nearest bottle of flavored bleach and have a few glugs that will make your twilight experince that much better you fucking dunce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Most people can sit thru a movie without having to get up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:01pm
  • wow some people just dont get the humor in this. new moon was amazing and ill be a twitard ..thats fine with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:25pm
  • If you can't hold it that long instead of spending money on a movie you should be using it for copayment at the doctors because you have bladder problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:57am
  • Hahahaha I'm pretty sure I said the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Fucking stupid ass. Twightlight sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:42pm
  • our society is fucked. as if the obsession isn't disgusting enough...... like how old is this person ? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Never fucking breed

    Submitted by xPvTxSkItTlEs on Oct 2, 11 at 6:33pm
  • Sounds like that one fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:21pm
  • ok so you are absa frikin dikulous !!! i am a dude who red all four books and has seen both movies so dont judge me or twilight bash...team edward by the way...but effin seriouslyyyyyyy depends the movies arent even that damn good like ur sad if your that obsessed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:39am
  • You are the definition of pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:01am
  • One of my facebook friends wrote a status update on New Moon and I defriended her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:42pm
  • You can't hold it that long??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:54am
  • Holy damn... Pathetic

    Submitted by RockPunk249 on Jan 19, 11 at 9:05pm
  • Twilight SUCKS!!!

    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Sep 6, 10 at 6:16pm
  • Yes.

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:24pm
  • that sounds like a good idea... heillll yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Ur a loser just for going to see new moon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Dont get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 12:48am
  • God...I read two pages in one of the books and I cudnt stand anymore. Harry potter is so much better...the guy who said the difference between Rowling and meyer is that meyer can't write worth a damn...you stole that from Stephen king

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:52pm
  • you are amazing. marry me? :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Pro Tip: Vampires are not real. And if they were, they certainly would not sparkle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Kill yourself.

    Submitted by ryecraze on Mar 29, 10 at 1:29am
  • You should pick up a life on your way home

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:05pm
  • You need to get a life and A MAN!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:16pm
  • yes. absolutely. way. too. much.

    Submitted by sari0x on Apr 21, 10 at 1:43pm
  • WORST NIGHT EVER. or pretty close.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:18pm
  • im ashamed to say that i'm from their town.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:32pm
  • u got this idea from grey's...... it was acceptable in that conext, but not in this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:03pm
  • seriously, do the world a favor and just off yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:16pm
  • GET A FUCKING LIFE CUNT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:11pm
  • I weep for humanity..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Oops, meant diff between Rowling and Meyer is that Meyer can't write worth a damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:56pm
  • You are pure brilliance!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:33pm
  • I hope you die

    Submitted by pillow_pants on Oct 25, 10 at 7:51am
  • That's gross as hell. Sorry people but I'm excited too! I'm seeing it at 7:30 tomorrow night:) I know people who are seeing it at midnight. They're going to be tired tomorrow..geez. Not worth my sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Okay wearing a diaper to avoid missing something is only acceptable on grey's anatomy...u know...where it's not real...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Twilight would be more redeeming if there were at least one hot sex scene to go with all the bullshit, but of course, it's L-shaped covers....fuck that and fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:52pm
  • best hing i've ever heard..... everyone else kill yourselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:41am
  • OP.... please shoot yourself in the face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:30am
  • Haha. The OP is clearly fat ugly and single. Nobody wants her and Edward dosen't exist. I hate Twilight and it's fanbase. What a bunch of idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Wow, I love you. Just don't sit next to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Haha shiiiiiiiit

    Submitted by NikkiGray_2 on Jan 2, 12 at 9:54pm
  • Jhahahaha lovee

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 4:27am
  • um. wow. or you could just not drink a lot of sugar or have a normal bladder like normal ppl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:45pm
  • This should not be on TFLN. Disgraceful

    Submitted by Kamiellesham on Feb 29, 12 at 2:01am
  • i totally should have thought of that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Well / say FUCK all of you who can't grow up and accept that people actually like something other than sex, drugs, and alcohol. Get the fuck over it. It's a shame, I normally wouldn't be talking like this, but I've got to use your lingo just so you might consider what I'm saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Yes because you're missing out on everything from the book anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Haha I considered it:P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Yes. Pathetic.

    Submitted by elpoww on Sep 16, 11 at 7:27pm
  • No, you're hardcore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Yes. Yes it would. Oh and I concur on 3:52, would be way more awesome with a hot werewolf sex scene. Maybe a werewolf-vampire-human threesome...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Depends? ...diapers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:52pm
  • I guess people don't relize that new moon is 2 hrs and 10 mins long. Can't wait to see it myself!' :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:06pm
  • The whole damned saga SUCKS!!! It just gets worse as you go on.

    Submitted by Farore on Jun 23, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Not only are you a loser for seeing twilight but wearing diapers to twlight you seriously need to die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:08pm
  • uh yes. yes it would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Get a fuckin life u stupid bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:46pm
  • classy hamilton! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:20pm
  • GET LAID BITCH!!!

    Submitted by Farore on Jun 24, 10 at 12:01am
  • wow...people are MEAN!! its just a movie, who cares if people like it? what does it matter to you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:05am
  • Omg you are amazing, hilarious, and genius! I love how everyone is calling you a bitch like killed their mom. Ur my hero, and I'm obviously the only opinion that really matters ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:52am
  • It is 130 minutes long. I say go for it if you really think you can't hold your piss for that long. I won't judge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Holy shit!!!! I can't wait!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:15pm
  • i think this is hilarious so all of you other assholes can stfu :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:18am
  • No...that's a great idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:10pm
  • That's like astronaut crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:49pm
  • twilights lame as fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:00pm
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:55pm