Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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Would it be too much if I asked you to kill yourself?
This is EPICALLY PATHETIC
How can u not hold ur piss for an hour and a half?
Kill yourself and all of your friends. Now.
I may actually hate this person...
Why is this even on this site? This 'text' doesn't fit into the contexts of any related site, like FML or MLIA. Just don't discuss it, problem over. =D
Wow. Ummmm, yes. Lol
Al Qaeda catches word of the mass of people at New Moon openings. No one does anything to stop them, in fact we gave them the intel. The world is a better place.
Grow up. You're immature as all hell and on top of that you're not the slightest bit funny.
This is all that's wrong with the world.
So, this one time, I wore a diaper. Then I turned 3 and I was trained to use the potty.
i don't know you...but i hate you.
fuck twilight!! and robert pattenson is uglyyy n he looks like he needs a showerrr
It would be too much to go see New Moon
You need to see your MD sounds like you have a bladder issue.
How in the FUCK does twilight end up here? People (like my ex) who fantasize about the characters, or fight over who's side is better should just jump off a fucking bridge, it may make the country's iq rise a few points if you do...
I really hope you are under the age of like 12
that's it. because of this post I am going to move out of this area code.
I'm so sick of Twitards.
I agree with everyone calling you a bitch
You are the definition of pathetic.
Oh Lord. The Twilight epidemic will never end, will it?
Before you go do me a favor and grab the nearest bottle of flavored bleach and have a few glugs that will make your twilight experince that much better you fucking dunce
Fucking stupid ass. Twightlight sucks.
I weep for humanity..
Most people can sit thru a movie without having to get up...
If you can't hold it that long instead of spending money on a movie you should be using it for copayment at the doctors because you have bladder problems
Never fucking breed
Sounds like that one fml
wow some people just dont get the humor in this. new moon was amazing and ill be a twitard ..thats fine with me
that sounds like a good idea... heillll yeah
you are amazing. marry me? :D
One of my facebook friends wrote a status update on New Moon and I defriended her...
Hahahaha I'm pretty sure I said the same thing.
ok so you are absa frikin dikulous !!! i am a dude who red all four books and has seen both movies so dont judge me or twilight bash...team edward by the way...but effin seriouslyyyyyyy depends the movies arent even that damn good like ur sad if your that obsessed
Holy damn... Pathetic
God...I read two pages in one of the books and I cudnt stand anymore. Harry potter is so much better...the guy who said the difference between Rowling and meyer is that meyer can't write worth a damn...you stole that from Stephen king
our society is fucked. as if the obsession isn't disgusting enough...... like how old is this person ? haha
You can't hold it that long??
Pro Tip: Vampires are not real. And if they were, they certainly would not sparkle
Get a fuckin life u stupid bitch
Dont get it
You should pick up a life on your way home
yes. absolutely. way. too. much.
Ur a loser just for going to see new moon.
You need to get a life and A MAN!!
WORST NIGHT EVER. or pretty close.
im ashamed to say that i'm from their town.....
u got this idea from grey's......
it was acceptable in that conext, but not in this
Oops, meant diff between Rowling and Meyer is that Meyer can't write worth a damn.
That's gross as hell. Sorry people but I'm excited too! I'm seeing it at 7:30 tomorrow night:) I know people who are seeing it at midnight. They're going to be tired tomorrow..geez. Not worth my sleep.
You are pure brilliance!!!!
GET A FUCKING LIFE CUNT!
Okay wearing a diaper to avoid missing something is only acceptable on grey's anatomy...u know...where it's not real...
Wow, I love you. Just don't sit next to me.
seriously, do the world a favor and just off yourself
Twilight would be more redeeming if there were at least one hot sex scene to go with all the bullshit, but of course, it's L-shaped covers....fuck that and fuck you.
I hope you die
best hing i've ever heard..... everyone else kill yourselves
OP.... please shoot yourself in the face
No, you're hardcore.
um. wow. or you could just not drink a lot of sugar or have a normal bladder like normal ppl.
Haha. The OP is clearly fat ugly and single. Nobody wants her and Edward dosen't exist. I hate Twilight and it's fanbase. What a bunch of idiots.
This should not be on TFLN. Disgraceful
i totally should have thought of that
Haha I considered it:P
Yes because you're missing out on everything from the book anyway.
Yes. Yes it would. Oh and I concur on 3:52, would be way more awesome with a hot werewolf sex scene. Maybe a werewolf-vampire-human threesome...
The whole damned saga SUCKS!!! It just gets worse as you go on.
Well / say FUCK all of you who can't grow up and accept that people actually like something other than sex, drugs, and alcohol. Get the fuck over it. It's a shame, I normally wouldn't be talking like this, but I've got to use your lingo just so you might consider what I'm saying.
I guess people don't relize that new moon is 2 hrs and 10 mins long. Can't wait to see it myself!' :)
uh yes. yes it would.
classy hamilton! haha
Not only are you a loser for seeing twilight but wearing diapers to twlight you seriously need to die
GET LAID BITCH!!!
Omg you are amazing, hilarious, and genius!
I love how everyone is calling you a bitch like killed their mom. Ur my hero, and I'm obviously the only opinion that really matters ;)
wow...people are MEAN!! its just a movie, who cares if people like it? what does it matter to you?
It is 130 minutes long. I say go for it if you really think you can't hold your piss for that long. I won't judge.
Holy shit!!!! I can't wait!!!!!!
No...that's a great idea
i think this is hilarious so all of you other assholes can stfu :)
That's like astronaut crazy.
twilights lame as fuck!
back and forth forever