At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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At the same point you reached the upper echelon of awesomeness.
The night you reached Tucker Max level.
Since you discovered #WINNING, Charlie Sheen
Since you started doing it right
... definitely not fake. I just can't remember who the fuck I know that lives in Florida.
Anything involving a bellydancin stripper midget is an epic win…with or without the tequilla.
number of times I'm going to punch you in the face.
number of times they were laughed off stage stripping.
number of times he has been donkey punched by a midget just prior gettin his tonsils painted white.
Whoa Tucker Max.