i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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Im taking a shit while reading this
imagine trying to tell your mom about school while jizz is running down your leg this is priceless
I don't think I quite understand the gravity of the situation here. I feel deprived for being born with a vagina sometimes.
my mom walked in wihile i was looking at porn and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
Who would you text that to??
Hey, 2:55... Sometimes 16 yearolds text! Go figure!
this is def my favorite
kinda turned me on too
Wow people who are using the term "still living with his parents" on this are so stupid. If he is explaining his day at SCHOOL of course he lives with his parents , he's probably really young.
Happened to me once. Soo awkward. "how was your day?" "oohhh... Good..."
2:55 is alone and miserable and wants all of us to join him..
I'd be impressed if he kept jizzing and talking to his mom, and she didn't notice. Otherwise, I know no man who can resist making an O face.
@3:41 Good thing you're the quiet guy in the corner because you have nothing worthwhile to contribute.
it wouldn't have been the first time your mom walked into a room and a load went off. i usually hit her face though
fuck that 4:21..i wanna be spread eagle in the confort of my bed while wacking off instead of pretending to take a shower.
I know I hate having to get in the shower. its much more comfortable on your bed.
This reminded me of grandmas boy. Atleast you didn't cum on her.
hahahahhaha! and dude, shut up 2:55... how do you know hes not in HIGH SCHOOL? most people DO still live with their parents at that age. this is hilarious! lol
It happens to the best of us. The moms have like a jizz-ometer that goes off right before I cum. Jizzing in your pants is easily the worst feeling ever
And there is still the point where he has to explain the stained pants that his mom will be washing.
Same thing but it was my little sister. I'm just ashamed...
Then I jizzed in my pants...
I'm so proud of being a 734-er right now. Good work metro Detroit area.
that's fucking fantastic. i've been walked in on with a girl at the point of no return, but never during solo action...
That really sucks!!!
And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!! Lonely Island FTW!
LOL your like "ohh... it.. it.. it was a pretty.. pretty good day.. yeah...ahh...:"
734.... kinda cool to know this might be someone i know
hahahaha, this happened to me a couple of years ago. it was so damn awkward
I feel like i have missed a rights of passage never having jizzed in my pants and now at an age when i'm unlikely to. Who thought ejaculatory control would be a curse.
Lock your door next time
i bet she KNEW what you were doing but walked in anyway...fapfapfapfapfap.
yo mommas a freak!
PLEASE tell me this is someone from Dexter!!!
Dude I've been there and it really blows
Sep 7 11:15 Its natural so why should it matter
LOVE SE MICHIGAN! I too am a 734...keepin it classy!
2:55 - When i read this, I automatically thought "High schooler"
Aaaand I'm pretty sure most high schoolers live at home.
You know, just IMHO.
Perhaps I'm naive, but I don't see how you could have jizzed in your pants without making some sort of face or noise or whatever. So either you make faces or noises often, you had to explain why you were making faces/noises, or your mother knew what you were doing and was just letting you suffer through the awkwardness.
This actually made me horny. I'm a girl.
Monroe, Michigan baby!! Go Trojans...
Ahahaaa this happened to me once... Momma dukes walked in the door while I was stripped butt naked ontop of my boyfriend she just turned around and walked out lol
lol, doesn't your door lock?
Samberg didn't cover that part...
Yeahhhh Chelsea baby.
Keep it classy Michigan.
I am also taking a shit while reading this. Doesn't everybody?
WHY DO ALL OF THE PEOPLE POSTING ON HERE LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS!?!?! Hasn't anyone else noticed that? Jesus H Christ, move the hell out and stuff like this won't happen.
Had that happen to me when I was plowing the neighbors daughter, quietest family dinner I've ever experienced
Haha it's like American pie when he has the sock on
5:25 speaks the truth
soo....how was it with your mom? she a milf? i bet
Better than being caught...
"...and I jizzed in my pants."
God I hope this is someone from Bedford
I have had this happen with my sister. It was so weird.
Ya right, you know you asked your mom to join. Your nasty.
Good instinct skills you had and reflexes before you you were busted hot handed. Jizzing while talking about your day. This made my day.
its like the youtube video i just jizzed in my pants
Sum ppl don't have a lock on their door stupid...especially if he's a teenager
haha that is hilarious and def. would suck. lol I lock my door. =]
9.21 i appear to have in some way offended you with my musings on lost youth. IF it is a problem you are still encountering don't let it get to you that will only make things worse. I'm sure google or the people of these message boards can give you some helpful advice.
Sticky sticky sticky
Hefty hefty hefty
Lolololol. I'm faving
3:41, you're ok with the idea of watching people you care about do it, then? Like maybe your best friends going at it?
I've never watched porn. I can't stand the idea of watching two people I don't know or care about in the slightest have sex.
-the quiet guy in the corner
W0W dude, better luck next time, lmfao.
this may be my favorite one yet
Happened to me except I wasn't wearing pants so I threw the covers over me. Guess how long it took to wash all of that off
Happened to me 3 times... :(
My oh my I love 734, wish I knew who this was.
8:34 = GENIUS
9:21 = ASSHOLE
Did momma finish you off?
1117 "oh my god, im so sorry, it feels so good, i cant stop cumming!" hahahahaha
734... I live in that area code
hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa yeaaaaah LIVONIA, MI , thats what i like to hear!!!!
this kinda hott btw
OMG! ...WHILE jizzing in my pants!
It happened to me when the door opened I ran foe the bed and hit the wall and broke......nvm
this is the best tfln text in awhile. if you live with your parents you should wack off in your bathroom during the day i think
Wow...you figured he would be smart enough to do it when he is home alone..
Coulda been worse.... Coulda been the other way around.
That is funny as shit!!
that happened to me once. very uncomfortable feeling....
Happened with my ex. It didn't end well
This is officially my favorite text ever.
Eww!! Dude that must be gross
Come on 3.02 if a teenage boy is only going to have a wank when he is home alone he is going to need absentee parents.