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  • Im taking a shit while reading this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:45pm
  • imagine trying to tell your mom about school while jizz is running down your leg this is priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:02pm
  • I don't think I quite understand the gravity of the situation here. I feel deprived for being born with a vagina sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:39pm
  • my mom walked in wihile i was looking at porn and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS. pansy ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Who would you text that to??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Hey, 2:55... Sometimes 16 yearolds text! Go figure!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:02pm
  • this is def my favorite kinda turned me on too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Wow people who are using the term "still living with his parents" on this are so stupid. If he is explaining his day at SCHOOL of course he lives with his parents , he's probably really young.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Happened to me once. Soo awkward. "how was your day?" "oohhh... Good..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:26pm
  • 2:55 is alone and miserable and wants all of us to join him..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:08pm
  • I'd be impressed if he kept jizzing and talking to his mom, and she didn't notice. Otherwise, I know no man who can resist making an O face.

    Submitted by SwefricanChick on Feb 19, 10 at 10:54am
  • fuck that 4:21..i wanna be spread eagle in the confort of my bed while wacking off instead of pretending to take a shower.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:25pm
    • I know I hate having to get in the shower. its much more comfortable on your bed.

      Submitted by ZombieVeagan on Jun 15, 10 at 2:15am
  • @3:41 Good thing you're the quiet guy in the corner because you have nothing worthwhile to contribute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:27pm
  • it wouldn't have been the first time your mom walked into a room and a load went off. i usually hit her face though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:22pm
  • hahahahhaha! and dude, shut up 2:55... how do you know hes not in HIGH SCHOOL? most people DO still live with their parents at that age. this is hilarious! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:01pm
  • And there is still the point where he has to explain the stained pants that his mom will be washing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:10pm
  • It happens to the best of us. The moms have like a jizz-ometer that goes off right before I cum. Jizzing in your pants is easily the worst feeling ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 10 at 10:10pm
  • Same thing but it was my little sister. I'm just ashamed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 11:48pm
  • I'm so proud of being a 734-er right now. Good work metro Detroit area.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:59pm
  • This reminded me of grandmas boy. Atleast you didn't cum on her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Monroe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Then I jizzed in my pants...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:58pm
  • that's fucking fantastic. i've been walked in on with a girl at the point of no return, but never during solo action...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:51pm
  • That really sucks!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:28pm
  • hahahaha, this happened to me a couple of years ago. it was so damn awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:54pm
  • 734.... kinda cool to know this might be someone i know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:53pm
  • And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!! Lonely Island FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:03pm
  • I feel like i have missed a rights of passage never having jizzed in my pants and now at an age when i'm unlikely to. Who thought ejaculatory control would be a curse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:34pm
  • LOL your like "ohh... it.. it.. it was a pretty.. pretty good day.. yeah...ahh...:"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:47am
  • PLEASE tell me this is someone from Dexter!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:48am
  • Sep 7 11:15 Its natural so why should it matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:07am
  • Dude I've been there and it really blows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:23am
  • 5:25 speaks the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:49pm
  • i bet she KNEW what you were doing but walked in anyway...fapfapfapfapfap. yo mommas a freak!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:58pm
  • lol, doesn't your door lock?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:20am
  • Lock your door next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:35pm
  • 2:55 - When i read this, I automatically thought "High schooler" Aaaand I'm pretty sure most high schoolers live at home. You know, just IMHO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Ahahaaa this happened to me once... Momma dukes walked in the door while I was stripped butt naked ontop of my boyfriend she just turned around and walked out lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Yeahhhh Chelsea baby. Keep it classy Michigan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Monroe, Michigan baby!! Go Trojans...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Had that happen to me when I was plowing the neighbors daughter, quietest family dinner I've ever experienced

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:49am
  • LOVE SE MICHIGAN! I too am a 734...keepin it classy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:00am
  • "...and I jizzed in my pants."

    Submitted by Actingkid13 on Jun 14, 10 at 12:38am
  • This actually made me horny. I'm a girl.

    Submitted by ohmagod on Jul 25, 10 at 10:24am
  • I am also taking a shit while reading this. Doesn't everybody?

    Submitted by athiestpeace on Jun 16, 11 at 9:15pm
  • Better than being caught...

    Submitted by dfhdfhs709 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:29pm
  • WHY DO ALL OF THE PEOPLE POSTING ON HERE LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS!?!?! Hasn't anyone else noticed that? Jesus H Christ, move the hell out and stuff like this won't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:55pm
  • God I hope this is someone from Bedford

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Haha it's like American pie when he has the sock on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Perhaps I'm naive, but I don't see how you could have jizzed in your pants without making some sort of face or noise or whatever. So either you make faces or noises often, you had to explain why you were making faces/noises, or your mother knew what you were doing and was just letting you suffer through the awkwardness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Ya right, you know you asked your mom to join. Your nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:06am
  • soo....how was it with your mom? she a milf? i bet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Samberg didn't cover that part...

    Submitted by cole802 on Aug 26, 10 at 8:45pm
  • 9.21 i appear to have in some way offended you with my musings on lost youth. IF it is a problem you are still encountering don't let it get to you that will only make things worse. I'm sure google or the people of these message boards can give you some helpful advice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:47am
  • Good instinct skills you had and reflexes before you you were busted hot handed. Jizzing while talking about your day. This made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:39pm
  • its like the youtube video i just jizzed in my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:52am
  • hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa yeaaaaah LIVONIA, MI , thats what i like to hear!!!! this kinda hott btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Sum ppl don't have a lock on their door stupid...especially if he's a teenager

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:04pm
  • Sticky sticky sticky Hefty hefty hefty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:43am
  • Lolololol. I'm faving

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:41pm
  • haha that is hilarious and def. would suck. lol I lock my door. =]

    Submitted by hxcskankfacee on Jan 19, 10 at 3:02am
  • 3:41, you're ok with the idea of watching people you care about do it, then? Like maybe your best friends going at it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:15am
  • this may be my favorite one yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:03pm
  • My oh my I love 734, wish I knew who this was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:48am
  • W0W dude, better luck next time, lmfao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:45pm
  • I've never watched porn. I can't stand the idea of watching two people I don't know or care about in the slightest have sex. -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Happened to me 3 times... :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:04am
  • Happened to me except I wasn't wearing pants so I threw the covers over me. Guess how long it took to wash all of that off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:59am
  • 734... I live in that area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:44pm
  • 8:34 = GENIUS 9:21 = ASSHOLE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:23pm
  • BUAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! AWESOME! first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Did momma finish you off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:01am
  • HaHaHaHa*DEEP BREATH*HAHAHAHA! OMG! ...WHILE jizzing in my pants! HAHAHAHA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:19pm
  • I have had this happen with my sister. It was so weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Wow...you figured he would be smart enough to do it when he is home alone..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:02am
  • Coulda been worse.... Coulda been the other way around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:58pm
  • 1117 "oh my god, im so sorry, it feels so good, i cant stop cumming!" hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:42am
  • this is the best tfln text in awhile. if you live with your parents you should wack off in your bathroom during the day i think

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:21pm
  • It happened to me when the door opened I ran foe the bed and hit the wall and broke......nvm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:54pm
  • That is funny as shit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Happened with my ex. It didn't end well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:31pm
  • that happened to me once. very uncomfortable feeling....

    Submitted by DsturbedFan728 on Jul 23, 11 at 7:46pm
  • This is officially my favorite text ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Eww!! Dude that must be gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:48am
  • Come on 3.02 if a teenage boy is only going to have a wank when he is home alone he is going to need absentee parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:49am
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