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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:45pm

    Im taking a shit while reading this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:39pm

    I don't think I quite understand the gravity of the situation here. I feel deprived for being born with a vagina sometimes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:02pm

    imagine trying to tell your mom about school while jizz is running down your leg this is priceless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:02pm

    Hey, 2:55... Sometimes 16 yearolds text! Go figure!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:32pm

    Who would you text that to??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:49pm

    my mom walked in wihile i was looking at porn and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS. pansy ass

  • 99 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:34pm

    Wow people who are using the term "still living with his parents" on this are so stupid. If he is explaining his day at SCHOOL of course he lives with his parents , he's probably really young.

  • 92 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:07pm

    this is def my favorite kinda turned me on too

  • 96 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:08pm

    2:55 is alone and miserable and wants all of us to join him..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:58pm

    i bet she KNEW what you were doing but walked in anyway...fapfapfapfapfap. yo mommas a freak!

  • 92 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:01pm

    hahahahhaha! and dude, shut up 2:55... how do you know hes not in HIGH SCHOOL? most people DO still live with their parents at that age. this is hilarious! lol

  • 87 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:26pm

    Happened to me once. Soo awkward. "how was your day?" "oohhh... Good..."

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:34pm

    I feel like i have missed a rights of passage never having jizzed in my pants and now at an age when i'm unlikely to. Who thought ejaculatory control would be a curse.

  • 89 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:25pm

    fuck that 4:21..i wanna be spread eagle in the confort of my bed while wacking off instead of pretending to take a shower.

    • 54 60
      Submitted by ZombieVeagan on Jun 15, 10 at 2:15am

      I know I hate having to get in the shower. its much more comfortable on your bed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:27pm

    @3:41 Good thing you're the quiet guy in the corner because you have nothing worthwhile to contribute.

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:49pm

    5:25 speaks the truth

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:59pm

    I'm so proud of being a 734-er right now. Good work metro Detroit area.

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:06am

    Ya right, you know you asked your mom to join. Your nasty.

  • 84 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:35pm

    Lock your door next time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:22pm

    it wouldn't have been the first time your mom walked into a room and a load went off. i usually hit her face though

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:58pm

    Then I jizzed in my pants...

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:10pm

    And there is still the point where he has to explain the stained pants that his mom will be washing.

  • 83 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:37pm

    Ahahaaa this happened to me once... Momma dukes walked in the door while I was stripped butt naked ontop of my boyfriend she just turned around and walked out lol

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:51pm

    that's fucking fantastic. i've been walked in on with a girl at the point of no return, but never during solo action...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:45pm

    Perhaps I'm naive, but I don't see how you could have jizzed in your pants without making some sort of face or noise or whatever. So either you make faces or noises often, you had to explain why you were making faces/noises, or your mother knew what you were doing and was just letting you suffer through the awkwardness.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by cole802 on Aug 26, 10 at 8:45pm

    Samberg didn't cover that part...

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:53pm

    734.... kinda cool to know this might be someone i know

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 10 at 10:10pm

    It happens to the best of us. The moms have like a jizz-ometer that goes off right before I cum. Jizzing in your pants is easily the worst feeling ever

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:54pm

    hahahaha, this happened to me a couple of years ago. it was so damn awkward

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:58pm

    Monroe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:33pm

    Yeahhhh Chelsea baby. Keep it classy Michigan.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:17pm

    This reminded me of grandmas boy. Atleast you didn't cum on her.

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 11:48pm

    Same thing but it was my little sister. I'm just ashamed...

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:04pm

    Sum ppl don't have a lock on their door stupid...especially if he's a teenager

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:53pm

    hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa yeaaaaah LIVONIA, MI , thats what i like to hear!!!! this kinda hott btw

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:49am

    Had that happen to me when I was plowing the neighbors daughter, quietest family dinner I've ever experienced

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:27pm

    God I hope this is someone from Bedford

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:23am

    Dude I've been there and it really blows

  • 63 75
    Submitted by SwefricanChick on Feb 19, 10 at 10:54am

    I'd be impressed if he kept jizzing and talking to his mom, and she didn't notice. Otherwise, I know no man who can resist making an O face.

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:20am

    lol, doesn't your door lock?

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:53pm

    This is officially my favorite text ever.

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:03pm

    And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!! Lonely Island FTW!

  • 74 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:15am

    3:41, you're ok with the idea of watching people you care about do it, then? Like maybe your best friends going at it?

  • 74 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:23pm

    8:34 = GENIUS 9:21 = ASSHOLE

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:00am

    LOVE SE MICHIGAN! I too am a 734...keepin it classy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:55pm

    WHY DO ALL OF THE PEOPLE POSTING ON HERE LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS!?!?! Hasn't anyone else noticed that? Jesus H Christ, move the hell out and stuff like this won't happen.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Actingkid13 on Jun 14, 10 at 12:38am

    "...and I jizzed in my pants."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:48am

    PLEASE tell me this is someone from Dexter!!!

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:26pm

    2:55 - When i read this, I automatically thought "High schooler" Aaaand I'm pretty sure most high schoolers live at home. You know, just IMHO.

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:39pm

    Good instinct skills you had and reflexes before you you were busted hot handed. Jizzing while talking about your day. This made my day.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:03pm

    this may be my favorite one yet

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:47am

    LOL your like "ohh... it.. it.. it was a pretty.. pretty good day.. yeah...ahh...:"

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:02am

    Wow...you figured he would be smart enough to do it when he is home alone..

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:28pm

    That is funny as shit!!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by hxcskankfacee on Jan 19, 10 at 3:02am

    haha that is hilarious and def. would suck. lol I lock my door. =]

  • 69 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:28pm

    That really sucks!!!

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:45pm

    W0W dude, better luck next time, lmfao.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:41pm

    Lolololol. I'm faving

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:47am

    9.21 i appear to have in some way offended you with my musings on lost youth. IF it is a problem you are still encountering don't let it get to you that will only make things worse. I'm sure google or the people of these message boards can give you some helpful advice.

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:59pm

    Monroe, Michigan baby!! Go Trojans...

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:59am

    Happened to me except I wasn't wearing pants so I threw the covers over me. Guess how long it took to wash all of that off

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:07am

    Sep 7 11:15 Its natural so why should it matter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:41pm

    I've never watched porn. I can't stand the idea of watching two people I don't know or care about in the slightest have sex. -the quiet guy in the corner

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:58pm

    Coulda been worse.... Coulda been the other way around.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:44pm

    734... I live in that area code

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:04am

    Happened to me 3 times... :(

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:33pm

    soo....how was it with your mom? she a milf? i bet

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:48am

    My oh my I love 734, wish I knew who this was.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by dfhdfhs709 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:29pm

    Better than being caught...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:41pm

    I have had this happen with my sister. It was so weird.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:21pm

    this is the best tfln text in awhile. if you live with your parents you should wack off in your bathroom during the day i think

  • 37 46
    Submitted by DsturbedFan728 on Jul 23, 11 at 7:46pm

    that happened to me once. very uncomfortable feeling....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:53pm

    Haha it's like American pie when he has the sock on

  • 39 53
    Submitted by athiestpeace on Jun 16, 11 at 9:15pm

    I am also taking a shit while reading this. Doesn't everybody?

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:54pm

    It happened to me when the door opened I ran foe the bed and hit the wall and broke......nvm

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:42am

    1117 "oh my god, im so sorry, it feels so good, i cant stop cumming!" hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:52am

    its like the youtube video i just jizzed in my pants

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:01am

    Did momma finish you off?

  • 56 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:19pm

    HaHaHaHa*DEEP BREATH*HAHAHAHA! OMG! ...WHILE jizzing in my pants! HAHAHAHA!

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:31pm

    Happened with my ex. It didn't end well

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:43am

    Sticky sticky sticky Hefty hefty hefty

  • 46 85
    Submitted by ohmagod on Jul 25, 10 at 10:24am

    This actually made me horny. I'm a girl.

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:48am

    Eww!! Dude that must be gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:48pm

    BUAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! AWESOME! first!

  • 43 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:49am

    Come on 3.02 if a teenage boy is only going to have a wank when he is home alone he is going to need absentee parents.