A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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jesus was a homeless man.
You'd be surprised how psychic most homeless people are. One I know couldn't stand living in the same place for over a month cause he would just absorb all his his neighbors knowledge. Take his word for it.
Well...he has risen...
Yess! Way to go Grand Rapids.
He is probably trying to tell you something no one else will...
Jesus is the lord and he died for your sins, sinner! Bow down to the lord, bitch.
This text message originated from : Western Michigan.
Now this one is funny.
Why are you hanging out in bars with homeless people in them?
Rock-bottom? Or Jebus nursing the start of your career in street ministry?
so he thought you were jesus? bahaha
Jesus was indeed homeless. By choice, though. Does that make him a hipster?