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  • 76 56
    Submitted by TheDude on Apr 24, 11 at 3:14pm

    jesus was a homeless man.

  • 85 75
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Apr 24, 11 at 5:48pm

    Well...he has risen...

  • 79 71
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 24, 11 at 6:10pm

    You'd be surprised how psychic most homeless people are. One I know couldn't stand living in the same place for over a month cause he would just absorb all his his neighbors knowledge. Take his word for it.

  • 62 48
    Submitted by tonedburrito0 on Apr 25, 11 at 11:02pm

    He is probably trying to tell you something no one else will...

  • 74 77
    Submitted by locater on Apr 24, 11 at 7:45pm

    This text message originated from : Western Michigan.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 1, 11 at 12:19am

    Jesus is the lord and he died for your sins, sinner! Bow down to the lord, bitch.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by danceismylife on Apr 24, 11 at 11:43pm

    Yess! Way to go Grand Rapids.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by crazy3 on Apr 25, 11 at 3:19am

    so he thought you were jesus? bahaha

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Rugby4 on May 20, 11 at 10:57am

    Now this one is funny.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Ballslap on Apr 25, 11 at 11:58am

    Why are you hanging out in bars with homeless people in them?

  • 59 71
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 24, 11 at 5:33pm

    Satan?

  • 55 69
    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 24, 11 at 3:22pm

    Rock-bottom? Or Jebus nursing the start of your career in street ministry?

  • 32 36
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 12 at 9:49pm

    Jesus was indeed homeless. By choice, though. Does that make him a hipster?