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  • Submitted by porksword on Sep 29, 11 at 9:11am

    He tried to make your taint the happiest place on earth.

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      Submitted by deckswife on Sep 29, 11 at 6:54pm

      your name makes this comment 10x better.

  • Submitted by DemonicDuck on Sep 29, 11 at 12:45pm

    Excuse him for trying to make the happiest place on Earth a little happier.

  • Submitted by blite on Sep 29, 11 at 9:53am

    Oh honey, it's ok! You know grandpa is crazy!

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    Submitted by colan08 on Sep 29, 11 at 2:13pm

    Why the fuck else would a guy go on the small world ride!? It's the slowest, most boring thing there. Let the poor guy take his mind off the agony.

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    Submitted by haliganbar on Sep 30, 11 at 6:02pm

    The taint is like Universal Studios. It's close to the happiest place on earth, but it's not nearly as good.

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    Submitted by skitsy on Sep 29, 11 at 2:06pm

    I am shocked there arent more skeevy taint puns....

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    Submitted by wildness on Sep 29, 11 at 10:16am

    I told you to watch out for uncle Richard

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    Submitted by jeviensdevenir on Sep 29, 11 at 11:47pm

    Taint.

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    Submitted by myeyesarescarred on Sep 29, 11 at 10:57am

    come on now, what's so bad about that?

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    Submitted by Ballslap on Sep 30, 11 at 10:57am

    And Mickey has some big fingers in those gloves

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    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Sep 29, 11 at 11:08am

    well played

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    Submitted by emoryyy on Sep 29, 11 at 10:36am

    The happiest place on earth being your vagina?

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    Submitted by kevinfwest on Sep 30, 11 at 5:47am

    Disneyland in middle of summer......I'll wait until you wash that sweaty vag before I go near it

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    Submitted by a_dream_traceur on Sep 29, 11 at 6:35pm

    Haha that's like a fantasy of mine.. If I could ever get rid of all those kids..

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    Submitted by MuffinW on Sep 30, 11 at 1:14am

    Fuck you, the happiest place on earth is college!

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    Submitted by fadedspadedJaid on Sep 29, 11 at 11:30pm

    Was his name jon? I know him he's a creeper!

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 20, 13 at 9:18am

    Taint? He must have gone a little further south.

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    Submitted by GATDAMGURL on Nov 14, 11 at 11:51pm

    i have tainted the happiest place on earth then

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    Submitted by steller22 on Sep 29, 11 at 9:15pm

    He would have made it better.......*evil grin*

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    Submitted by dthbrngr on Sep 29, 11 at 12:17pm

    Why do you think it's the happiest place on earth? I've never gone to Disneyland and not gotten laid.

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      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Sep 29, 11 at 2:03pm

      I went there when I was 7 so kinda glad I didn't get laid

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    Submitted by newyorkGOD on Sep 29, 11 at 10:28am

    Wow how messed up can u get