He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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He tried to make your taint the happiest place on earth.
your name makes this comment 10x better.
Excuse him for trying to make the happiest place on Earth a little happier.
Oh honey, it's ok! You know grandpa is crazy!
Why the fuck else would a guy go on the small world ride!? It's the slowest, most boring thing there. Let the poor guy take his mind off the agony.
The taint is like Universal Studios. It's close to the happiest place on earth, but it's not nearly as good.
Disneyland in middle of summer......I'll wait until you wash that sweaty vag before I go near it
come on now, what's so bad about that?
I am shocked there arent more skeevy taint puns....
I told you to watch out for uncle Richard
And Mickey has some big fingers in those gloves
Haha that's like a fantasy of mine.. If I could ever get rid of all those kids..
Fuck you, the happiest place on earth is college!
The happiest place on earth being your vagina?
Was his name jon? I know him he's a creeper!
Taint? He must have gone a little further south.
He would have made it better.......*evil grin*
Why do you think it's the happiest place on earth? I've never gone to Disneyland and not gotten laid.
I went there when I was 7 so kinda glad I didn't get laid
i have tainted the happiest place on earth then
Wow how messed up can u get