He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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He tried to make your taint the happiest place on earth.
your name makes this comment 10x better.
Oh honey, it's ok! You know grandpa is crazy!
Excuse him for trying to make the happiest place on Earth a little happier.
Why the fuck else would a guy go on the small world ride!? It's the slowest, most boring thing there. Let the poor guy take his mind off the agony.
The taint is like Universal Studios. It's close to the happiest place on earth, but it's not nearly as good.
Disneyland in middle of summer......I'll wait until you wash that sweaty vag before I go near it
I am shocked there arent more skeevy taint puns....
come on now, what's so bad about that?
I told you to watch out for uncle Richard
And Mickey has some big fingers in those gloves
The happiest place on earth being your vagina?
Haha that's like a fantasy of mine.. If I could ever get rid of all those kids..
Was his name jon? I know him he's a creeper!
Fuck you, the happiest place on earth is college!
Taint? He must have gone a little further south.
He would have made it better.......*evil grin*
i have tainted the happiest place on earth then
Why do you think it's the happiest place on earth? I've never gone to Disneyland and not gotten laid.
I went there when I was 7 so kinda glad I didn't get laid
Wow how messed up can u get