Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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who needs standards when you have ramen
no wonder you dont remember standards - you never had any!!
why do people read this if all they are gonna do is bitch?
Oh let's see.. Probably because they don't know what the text says until AFTER they read it.
roger that 10-4 we got a couple buzz killingtons over here
haha worthless sluts... always good for a laugh
Standards are that burning itching sensation
There's cream for that
She sounds dreamy!
Lick my gooch.
Cheating is not okay! Unless you're genuinely trying to give that person something better than what they have. But married couples...no way.
vin - that doesn't account for all of the fucks that do it continuously. nice try at being a smart ass though.
Umm.. Thank you. That wasn't a try, though. A "try" is something you attempt but don't successfully execute..