he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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I've got bad news for you. It's not him, it's you.
He probably had a better offer; sex, sandwiches AND beer.
Let's be specific: He turned down sex and sandwiches with *you*. And *you* gotta be pretty damn crazy to make turning down those things worth it. Crazy, or clingy. Or ugly. Or a combination of all three.
Amen
Tom Cruise.
Sounds like you're bad at two things, and one of them is making sandwiches.
not me, that's who.
well if you're a dog...
fat chicks make the best sandwiches though
OMG I seriously loled XD
Anorexic homosexuals.
My ex ... Which is why he is my ex.
I think that's a sin
You must be a fat bitch, get back to the kitchen and practice sammich making, then hit the gym
Not this guy, unless you're ugly, then if you add alcohol, maybe
A douchebag, I'm free
Probably cause you're ugly...or fat...or both. Just a guess.
He is probably g@y
fat bitch get back to the kitchen.
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