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  • 133 71
    Submitted by Lucks0nMySide on Jun 26, 11 at 11:12am
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    He probably had a better offer; sex, sandwiches AND beer.

  • 127 71
    Submitted by MightyAntlers on Jun 26, 11 at 2:45pm
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    I've got bad news for you. It's not him, it's you.

  • 104 68
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 26, 11 at 6:32pm
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    Let's be specific: He turned down sex and sandwiches with *you*. And *you* gotta be pretty damn crazy to make turning down those things worth it. Crazy, or clingy. Or ugly. Or a combination of all three.

  • 89 60
    Submitted by paulymath on Jun 26, 11 at 9:25pm
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    Sounds like you're bad at two things, and one of them is making sandwiches.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by shamrock2112 on Jun 26, 11 at 8:16pm
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    Tom Cruise.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by brutalhonesty on Jun 26, 11 at 10:38am
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    well if you're a dog...

    • 57 77
      Submitted by BuffaloFaithful on Jun 26, 11 at 3:12pm
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      fat chicks make the best sandwiches though

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Cont8gi0us on Jun 26, 11 at 4:40pm
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    not me, that's who.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by myheartisyours on Jun 26, 11 at 10:46pm
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    Anorexic homosexuals.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by hogaholic3211 on Jun 26, 11 at 2:28pm
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    I think that's a sin

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Micho523 on Jun 26, 11 at 11:38am
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    He is probably g@y

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 11 at 8:06am
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    fat bitch get back to the kitchen.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by ColinD1 on Nov 18, 11 at 2:20am
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    Not this guy, unless you're ugly, then if you add alcohol, maybe

  • 46 71
    Submitted by nrodriguez1234 on Jul 1, 11 at 11:28pm
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    My ex ... Which is why he is my ex.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by McTastySweater on Jun 28, 11 at 7:28pm
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    Probably cause you're ugly...or fat...or both. Just a guess.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by LOLTROLL on Jun 27, 11 at 8:25am
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    You must be a fat bitch, get back to the kitchen and practice sammich making, then hit the gym

  • 16 27
    Submitted by bigjwin on Dec 27, 12 at 4:38pm
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    A douchebag, I'm free