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  • Submitted by MightyAntlers on Jun 26, 11 at 2:45pm

    I've got bad news for you. It's not him, it's you.

  • Submitted by Lucks0nMySide on Jun 26, 11 at 11:12am

    He probably had a better offer; sex, sandwiches AND beer.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 26, 11 at 6:32pm

    Let's be specific: He turned down sex and sandwiches with *you*. And *you* gotta be pretty damn crazy to make turning down those things worth it. Crazy, or clingy. Or ugly. Or a combination of all three.

  • Submitted by paulymath on Jun 26, 11 at 9:25pm

    Sounds like you're bad at two things, and one of them is making sandwiches.

  • Submitted by brutalhonesty on Jun 26, 11 at 10:38am

    well if you're a dog...

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    Submitted by Cont8gi0us on Jun 26, 11 at 4:40pm

    not me, that's who.

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    Submitted by myheartisyours on Jun 26, 11 at 10:46pm

    Anorexic homosexuals.

  • Submitted by shamrock2112 on Jun 26, 11 at 8:16pm

    Tom Cruise.

  • Submitted by hogaholic3211 on Jun 26, 11 at 2:28pm

    I think that's a sin

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    Submitted by nrodriguez1234 on Jul 1, 11 at 11:28pm

    My ex ... Which is why he is my ex.

  • Submitted by LOLTROLL on Jun 27, 11 at 8:25am

    You must be a fat bitch, get back to the kitchen and practice sammich making, then hit the gym

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    Submitted by ColinD1 on Nov 18, 11 at 2:20am

    Not this guy, unless you're ugly, then if you add alcohol, maybe

  • Submitted by Micho523 on Jun 26, 11 at 11:38am

    He is probably g@y

  • Submitted by McTastySweater on Jun 28, 11 at 7:28pm

    Probably cause you're ugly...or fat...or both. Just a guess.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 11 at 8:06am

    fat bitch get back to the kitchen.

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    Submitted by bigjwin on Dec 27, 12 at 4:38pm

    A douchebag, I'm free