he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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I've got bad news for you. It's not him, it's you.
He probably had a better offer; sex, sandwiches AND beer.
Let's be specific: He turned down sex and sandwiches with *you*. And *you* gotta be pretty damn crazy to make turning down those things worth it. Crazy, or clingy. Or ugly. Or a combination of all three.
well if you're a dog...
fat chicks make the best sandwiches though
OMG I seriously loled XD
Sounds like you're bad at two things, and one of them is making sandwiches.
not me, that's who.
My ex ... Which is why he is my ex.
I think that's a sin
You must be a fat bitch, get back to the kitchen and practice sammich making, then hit the gym
Probably cause you're ugly...or fat...or both. Just a guess.
Not this guy, unless you're ugly, then if you add alcohol, maybe
A douchebag, I'm free
He is probably g@y
fat bitch get back to the kitchen.