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  • 93 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:41am

    donkey punch her next time

  • 81 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:57am

    How the fuck do you rusty trombone a bitch?

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:11pm

    hahaha i always do that.

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:35am

    next time let it slip into her cinnamon ring and give her something to truly to regret

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:58am

    actually, i'm pretty sure it is logic.. she wouldn't have named him Regret already ... he probably wouldn't have even been in her phone yet if they had never met until he took her home with him. So I agree with 11:30 ...

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:05pm

    ok, lets say she was drunk and they met at the bar....she got his number...and knew she was gonna go home with him cuz she was drunk so decided to put it in her phonie as regret...doesnt mean they had previously hung out...if they had been hanging out..chances are she wouldnt have him in therer as regret...bc obv she didnt regret hanging out with him. Make sense?

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:40pm

    stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:53pm

    good night. bad morning.

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:32pm

    i could see either 12:05 or 12:15 being right... too bad we'll never know...

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:35am

    I've had sex multiple times with one person I regretted since the first time we hooke up...we're human, we all make mistakes.

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:39am

    just keep having sex with her and then break off whatever you're doing

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:45pm

    okay im a girl and i think if i listed a person as regret in my phone it would actually imply my having strong feelings for them and not wanting to answer the phone so as not to make myself vulnerable to them.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:32am

    11:07, I'm a girl...but how does this text make guys dicks? How was the dude supposed to know that he was listed as Regret in the girls phone? If anything, the girl is a bitch for naming him that, but still hanging around/ potentially sleeping with him.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:32pm

    1:45, you suck and are offensive to my gender. grow some figurative balls, jesus christ.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:43am

    Agreed, 9:38. Definitely true.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:38am

    ha! cinnamon ring! now if it wold just smell like cinnamon.....................

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:59am

    Ouch. The truth hurts alot of people apparently.

  • 73 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:30am

    Could she have went out with the intentions of having a one night stand. Out of all the lames in the bar he was the best of the lames, they talked, which was lame exchanced #'s. Instead of storing his name she knew he was a regret from the start so she stored regret for the poor fella...just a thought.

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:38pm

    11:58(1) Just like a woman to think making assumptions is "logic." To fill in the blanks with ideas that are "possible," but not verifiably true, would be called deduction and I agree, it's likely the assumptions being made here are true. It is not, however "logic." Logic is "fact + fact = truth," or "fact + fallacy = false." Or in a woman's case, "gossip + thing guy said 2 yrs ago + quote from epsiode of 90210 + facebook quiz + dream from last night = why do you hate me??"

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:20am

    Why would his name already be in her phone as regret the next morning? How did she know ahead of time she'd regret it??

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:07am

    apparently it wasnt a big enough regret to still have you around. and this is why guys are dicks and girls dont like them. whats sad is if this was a girl posting it, guys would be seeing it from a totally different angle.

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:23am

    did you punch that whore in the mouth? I sure as shit would have.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:40am

    logic?? Makes no fucking sense asshole. How do you know they met before? And if they did...why the fuck would she have continued to hang out with someone she had regretted?? go fuck yourself...has nothing to do with logic

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:39am

    1:38= hilarious! 4:33=i like the way you think! 9:05= u're right on!

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:14pm

    I agree with 12:05 my first impression after reading this was that it was a one night stand and he gave her his number at some point between meeting and waking up in the morning but wow that sucks for the guy

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:06pm

    WOW what a fuckn bitch...she shud regret being born for a mistake like that....made two mistakes...one:obviously she thinks ur the first one. and two: what a fuckn dumb bitch to have u call her cell when she had been obviously in the same room with the chance u cud find it...FUCKN STUPID BITCH

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:13pm

    shut the fuck up 3:06. I'm going to fuck your ass and choke you until you swallow my jizz. I'm just kidding, I want to date you. Let's go have a beer sometime sweetheart.

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:54pm

    god i hate this place

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:00pm

    yeah.. both 11:58's took the words right out of my mouth. I agree.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:45pm

    Please cross-post to FML.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:46pm

    12:33- you are the idiot!

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:58pm

    ..maybe..maybe not...maybe till this day there still going at it....who cares if your names regret...shes still fucking him.....oh or maybe his last name sounds like that and when she was drunk thought regret was his last name n put it in her phone like that..could happen right

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:58am

    11:40, I think that what you're saying is what everyone else is thinking, too. The "why the fuck would she continue to hang out with him" deal. There's nothing logical about what she's doing. But...it's also safe to assume that they had met before.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:53pm

    hahaha, hilarious... props to the dude, who cares what she thinks, I just hope you fucked her or got head, otherwise a waste of a night... she may actually be really into you and regret sleeping with you so soon, as most girls think that ruins their chances, which is not true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:06pm

    hahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahhaha look how butthurt all these insecure little boys got. amazing.

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:30am

    11:20 you're a moron. they had obviously met before. it wasn't a one night stand. use logic, thanks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:51am

    fuck her in the ass and make her suck ur dick right after.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:05pm

    its a fuckbuddy that she keeps drunk dialling but always regrets it duh!

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:10am

    U got pwned by master chief u damn prophet

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:28am

    whatev. she was still there, so it's apparently her own damn fault. get some.

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:33pm

    lmao... Amazing... Sometimes you regret sleeping with someone, but you still want some soooo... Keeping the numbers down.

  • 58 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:39am

    rusty trombone the bitch!

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:57am

    BahahahahahhahahHah...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:37pm

    8:32, I can see where you would view my sensitivity as a need to "grow some balls".

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:46pm

    no not at all..just fun

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:38am

    4:13 I would let you

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:15pm

    I was thinking it as a fuck-buddy who she listed as Regret one night, but then kept having sex with.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:31am

    @ 1:38 That was funny

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:34am

    11:32 The guy in the text isn't a dick, the way "guys" responded to the text was dickish.

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:57pm

    he's a fuck buddy who she fucks all the time..she regrets it everytime...therefor she put his name as regret so that everytime she got horny and went to call him she would be reminded of this...and she ignores it because you cant ignore being horny and hes the only one who she can call and she still sleeps with him...and the cycle continues..well until he found that out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:44pm

    Is it really that big of a deal?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:33pm

    Anonymous...you're an idiot!

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:22pm

    who cares you got yours and

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:38am

    Dude fuck her like there's no tomorrow! Pussy is pussy, and if it's pussy that doesn't like you, you still can't tell the difference!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 7:10pm

    Ouch!