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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:53am

    I genuinely wish guys cocks could vibrate... ugh

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 22, 10 at 9:29am

    I guess trailer homes have thin walls.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:50pm

    I worry about that shit everytime!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:24am

    Awkwarrrrrrddddd

  • Submitted by Swag on Jan 22, 10 at 10:36am

    That's an FML moment..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:44am

    I'll be your vibrator

    • 79 86
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 22, 10 at 3:40pm

      you want to be shoved up someones ass? OK- See Ya...

  • 97 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:20pm

    Omg! I'm always so afraid of the happening! I use it in my walk in closet so I have more insulation for the sound haha

  • 93 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:38pm

    O and props on not just sleepin around. Better safe than sorry.

  • Submitted by Anonoman on Jan 22, 10 at 12:50pm

    Just use your hands when you're dads home then.

    • 72 83
      Submitted by Anonoman on Jan 22, 10 at 12:51pm

      Meant to say "your". Sorry.

      • 81 81
        Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 22, 10 at 3:39pm

        You better be sorry. We cannot have incorrect grammar here...Focus Maaannnnnn.....

  • 97 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:09am

    Get a new one

  • 95 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:47pm

    mine is so loud! I'm always scared about my parents hearing. I'm using it right now- ow ow.

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:32am

    I love how ppl post comments like "just get a boyfriend". Yeah right, like you've never ever masturbated because you have always got a boy/girl-friend and can get sex whenever you like. Get over yourselves

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:37pm

    Hahaha. That is sooooo funny

  • 83 82
    Submitted by him51772 on Jan 22, 10 at 7:26pm

    couple options here:\n1. control yurself till yur parents are not at home\n2. go the old fashioned way and use yur hands\n3. get a bf and use him at his place rather then yur vibrator where yur dad can hear it =)

  • 77 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:58pm

    dumbass lol

  • 81 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:03am

    9:29 lmao

  • 70 60
    Submitted by mort on Jun 30, 10 at 1:24pm

    Hehehe that's why guys are better:P

  • 85 90
    Submitted by buxsfan742 on Jan 23, 10 at 9:39am

    At least he didn't ask to watch or help!

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:31pm

    Sooooo awkward

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:26am

    Bruuutal!

  • 86 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:31pm

    @7:05....can ur cock vibrate? I don't think so

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:12pm

    Wowww

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:03pm

    win

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:29pm

    Giggity?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:35am

    He then beat off while listening to you moan

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:22pm

    @10:19 HAHAHA!!!

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:26am

    Just like the girl on here who's mom said the same thing, atleast make up your own crap

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:43am

    Your dad said the same thing to me so I fucked him instead... He's sooo big n juicy

  • 69 87
    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Jan 22, 10 at 9:36am

    Haha. That sucks. If it was that loud, wouldn't the noise disturb your 'intimate' time?Girrrllll, go buy a new vibrator or better yet, get a man and do it when your dad is not around!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by THEFUCKINGPIRATE on Sep 16, 10 at 10:56pm

    sounds like dad is a huge creeper

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:51pm

    phail.;p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:27am

    Harsh...

  • 51 63
    Submitted by planks on Mar 6, 11 at 8:47am

    Downgrade from the two-stroke powered one.... You'll be less paranoid and save on fuel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 7:05am

    Hey ladies. I got one question y use vibrators wen I got the the real thing.. 10 in hard cock.. *Will*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:09am

    GH. PLEASE USE UR VIBRATOR ON THE LOW SETTING!

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:18pm

    Wow. Trashy much

    • 51 68
      Submitted by Cosmo on Feb 26, 10 at 9:24pm

      More like sexy much.

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:28am

    That's fucking hotttt!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:19am

    Wow must be powerfull I bet your fat

  • 40 73
    Submitted by BigCrank on May 7, 11 at 12:22am

    Money to be made in the stealth vibrator business ... Hmmm..

  • 33 60
    Submitted by BigCrank on May 28, 11 at 4:57pm

    I hum when I diddle and vibrate when I finish.