OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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He has to replenish his electrolytes, since he left them all in your roommate last night.
Reppin the 716
Just buy the roommate new OJ, problem solved. $3 for sex is cheap!! :)
What's the problem? He shared his juice.
"caught"? well if OP is talking to their roommate or something, fine, but why is it wrong to have a drink at the house of someone who voluntarily brought you home to have sex with?
Don't give it up til after New Years. The best is yet to come.
never fuck with a man's OJ
If you have roommates: initial/tag your food you don't want to share. With a permanent pen. Most people sober or not respect this method. It took me way too long to figure this out; but it works! DO it. do it now. It's a small pain, but it totally works. People think twice, and then they leave it alone, or replace it before you know. And sometimes leave a nice note saying sorry they did it...Except for alcohol, then they may try to fill it with water, etc. so...act accordingly.
That is priceless. What a whore. Although my roommate has caught plenty of naked woman walking from my room to the bathroom. Lol