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  • He has to replenish his electrolytes, since he left them all in your roommate last night.

    Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Dec 16, 11 at 11:20am
  • Just buy the roommate new OJ, problem solved. $3 for sex is cheap!! :)

    Submitted by theuglyasparagus on Dec 16, 11 at 6:11pm
  • Reppin the 716

    Submitted by sherwoodforest on Dec 16, 11 at 11:23am
  • What's the problem? He shared his juice.

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 11:17am
  • "caught"? well if OP is talking to their roommate or something, fine, but why is it wrong to have a drink at the house of someone who voluntarily brought you home to have sex with?

    Submitted by viceprecedent on Dec 16, 11 at 11:09am
  • Don't give it up til after New Years. The best is yet to come.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 16, 11 at 11:01am
  • never fuck with a man's OJ

    Submitted by BlackDS on Dec 18, 11 at 1:54am
  • If you have roommates: initial/tag your food you don't want to share. With a permanent pen. Most people sober or not respect this method. It took me way too long to figure this out; but it works! DO it. do it now. It's a small pain, but it totally works. People think twice, and then they leave it alone, or replace it before you know. And sometimes leave a nice note saying sorry they did it...Except for alcohol, then they may try to fill it with water, etc. so...act accordingly.

    Submitted by zippygolucky on Dec 22, 11 at 7:48am
  • That is priceless. What a whore. Although my roommate has caught plenty of naked woman walking from my room to the bathroom. Lol

    Submitted by reedy80 on Dec 16, 11 at 10:50am