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  • best five seconds ever?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:39pm
  • I once went thirteen years. Then I turned fourteen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:32pm
  • For those who have never had a real dry spell... after the initial "Have to get some, can't live without it" phase wears off, you go into this denial phase where you think you don't have to get some and you can live without it... followed by repeating the initial phase and second phase over and over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:37pm
  • don't worry 2:45 your day shall arrive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:11pm
  • I'm at six months and I'm DYING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:48pm
  • i think you can consider yourself a born-again after long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:22pm
  • im glad im a girl....cause you guys will literally have sex with ANYTHING so i dont ever have to worry about a dry spell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:16pm
  • I'm going on 43 years :( I killed a man with a trident once and spent 42 years in prison

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Over/under on the next time they get laid: 3 years 11 months.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:25pm
  • hahahaha finally a good tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:44pm
  • man and i thought i was bad, its been exactly a month for me today.. but hopefully im gettin laid this weekendddd cheaaaaa suckaaas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:07pm
  • I'm going on 5 years. Fvck it's frustrating. Where's all these sluts my friends sleep with?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Shit and I'm going crazy and it's been five months !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I'm almost at 3 years, hoping to get laid soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:59pm
  • I'm still a virgin, but I'm also still in high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:40pm
  • SWEET!! how long till your next fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I don't know if this should be a thumbs up or down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Sad for you, but I don't get what the big deal is about sex. It's just SEX!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:29pm
  • good work 2:44. enjoy herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:45pm
  • 21 year old virgin? that is so fucken lame dood. You couldnt be more pathetic. not all girls are sluts, if you really have the game you can get away with murder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Haven't gotten some in a year and 4 months......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:27pm
  • That's too long to go without sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:29pm
  • 2:12, I've found that "knowing what you're doing" is really just being willing to listen to directions. Every woman is different, so other than the basics, you might as well throw what you think you out the window and take advice from the person you're trying to please. It's their body, after all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:12pm
  • It must suck to be a guy! Lol at least I hope it's a guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Five years, two months, 27 days, ten hours and still counting; fml. I would say you can all go fuck yourselves, but, you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Crazy? Right... I just don't see why everyone is so obsessed with it. I'm not trying to be a sleazy, STD-ridden slut--especially at sixteen. Besides, I value the fact that I'm unbelievably tight--and whoever I end up sleeping with will too. How many of you sleazy whores can say the same thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:44pm
    • Actually, the vagina is elastic so unless you have a child it doesn't ever get 'loose', that's a misconception. Also, you can do exercises to strengthen the muscles in the walls. But seriously, my little sister is 16 so for the love of god THANK YOU FOR BEING A VIRGIN so I can continue fooling myself into thinking that 16-year-olds don't have sex.

      Submitted by WTFmate on Aug 20, 10 at 1:53am
  • Hahaha I get more ass than u as a kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:39am
  • Patty? Is this you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:43am
  • That's sad, but I'm proud of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:29pm
  • how much did u have to pay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:28am
  • dude they are called hookers,, not that i would go to that level. 4 years not yessss, but nooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 2:44 that's how you get laid and you talking smack?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:03pm
  • I agree 3:16... men want it so bad it is easy to be chosey, and still not have a dry spell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:24pm
  • i thought 3 months felt long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:49am
  • 7:51 is definitely a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:47pm
  • This guy totally plays World of Warcraft.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Good night - bad life? :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:35pm
  • GOOD GOD stop having sex at 13. this is insane

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:40pm
  • I can understand counting years, months and maybe even weeks, but if you are counting the days and hours, that's is probably half the reason you're not getting any. /pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:56pm
  • 9:44, you sound a lot like me when I was 16. You'll change your tune when you hit college. Guaranteed. Don't preach about what you're too young to understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:34pm
  • I haven't got laid for 14 years, 8 months, and 5 days! o.O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:23pm
  • I'm about 7 months in. Also, definitely not fat or ugly. I just have self respect. Still dying. My heart goes out to you, OP. I hope you keep getting laid by the same person. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:15pm
  • 241: 5 years, 4 months, 3 days and change. But who's counting? Not fat or bad looking. Just socially awkward and weird. shy too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:42pm
  • 2:45... You are probably ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:51pm
  • At 9:30 may I be your friend please!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:54am
  • U got the days down? After awhile I stopped counting, I just know it's a little over 2 years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:52pm
  • 11/3--1:34, same. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:37pm
  • still a virgin. I win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:34am
  • Man I'm 17 and gettin laid like every other day haha, your dick must be small.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:47pm
  • 2 years, 2 months.. not pathetic enough to count the days and hours buuuut im a girl so it's really just been a choice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:54pm
  • My man went a year and a half without because a frigid exwife and now he fucks me every day, mulitple times a day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:34pm
  • 2:21-Waiting is not worth it! You test drive a car before you buy it right? Same thing. No one wants to marry someone whose bad in bed. Having sex before marriage doesn't make you a slut. It makes you experienced and worth fucking! I'd rather taste the milk before I buy the cow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:58am
  • I say the OP must be well over 90 years old. It's the only reasonable explanation for such travesty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:07am
  • Why is it such a big deal to guys to get laid, I mean seriously, it's just sex, you will b fine without it, why would you count? That's your first problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:51pm
  • i'm 21, never been kissed, let alone a virgin..... i don't feel the least bit bad for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:45pm
  • 21 years and counting. and I've actually had a steady girlfriend for the past 2 years, she just refuses to give it up. Im not ugly either. i find a lot of girls who are willing to give it up to me, I'm just scared to be with a girl thats not a virgin too on account of i wont know what im doing.....smh this sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:12pm
  • if any of my male friends had gone that long i'd sleep with them just to end the desert. or at least i'd pass them off to one of my friends..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:30pm
  • Dear God I'd open fire on a crowded shopping mall if I didn't get laid for that long. Seriously. There would be no survivors.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:08pm
  • If you go that long without getting laid chances are good you're fat and/ or ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:04pm
  • 2:33 stay strong. It was 4.5 years for me (yay dating girls that give up everything but) and my current gf wants it almost more than I do. it's a little exhausting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:37pm
  • And it's worth the wait for real men. Not to mention why would you sleep around with all these people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I feel bad for you đŸ˜¢this makes me sad.. You should never have to wait that long lmao

    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Oct 7, 12 at 2:12pm
  • Best 30 sec of my life

    Submitted by bestueverhad on Mar 22, 11 at 12:41am
  • @2:51, lol, great movie :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:57pm
  • but hey whos counting?!

    Submitted by infinitescratch on Jun 21, 13 at 7:12pm
  • 9:44 - It's actually a myth that lots of sex makes you loose. Having a kid or getting fisted a bunch, sure. I fuck my wife at LEAST twice a week, sometimes every day, and she just keeps getting tighter :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:07pm
    • my ex gf was the same way. im slightly above average in size length wise but a lot in girth and we had sex just about everyday. she never told me if she did anything special to stay tight, i think it was her little secret she liked to keep from me.. but every time we had sex it felt like it was the first time. it was fantastic! sometimes i swore it had gotten even tighter and all she would do is just smile and giggle. the only downside from her being that tight is that she would get sore from time to time.

      Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 2, 12 at 4:48am
  • It's been 4 or 5 days for me.... This sux

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:09pm
  • I once went without sex for just over 3 years, not because I'm hideous or a 'loser', I had opportunities but I CHOSE not to. Sometimes not having sex can be good for you. (and yes I find it easy enough to get laid now I've decided to again)

    Submitted by jovy on May 25, 13 at 4:11pm
  • Haha trust YOU to say that 9:29, you crazy cootch!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Two words: Fat Chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:39pm
  • WOW. You people are REALLY pathetic. Just go to the bar and pick the drunkest or most insecure bitch there.... It WILL work!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:44pm
  • It's been like... 12 hours for me...

    Submitted by LolBen on Oct 16, 12 at 10:09am
  • 9:29, you've obviously never had good sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:42pm
  • that sucks i went a week and a half and wanted to die!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:12pm
  • How long did u last..prolly a whole 2 min lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Ahahah 7 32 same here

    Submitted by fmhsbaseball on Sep 21, 10 at 11:30am
  • Like my daddy says try before you buy.... -kimma law I don't like being known as anonyomous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:14am
  • I bet 9:44 is a butterface.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Throw a party! No b.s. Because I would :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:54am
  • I just got laid last week for the first time in my life. I'm 28 years old. Beat that bitches!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Almost 18 years... So, once I seethe girlfriend or the girl on the side... It's on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:09pm
  • I went anal on a girl at 13 but she told me it hurt so we went doggy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:36pm
  • I would have offed myself long before that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 2 mins ago and before that 13 hours ago. You are slacking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:42am
  • Wow guys, it's been 3 months, 5days and 2 hours for me, I thought I had it bad. You guys make me feel so good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:42pm
  • well I'm 21 and I'm still a virgin I'm jus waitin for marriage soon next yr it's better cause it's crazy out there in this world guys are crazy they don't care who they sleep with but the important thing is their penis and jus throw the girl like she's nothing it's jus sad... girls seriously whoever out there is virgin jus wait until your married I swear it's better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:20pm
  • 3:43 jody is holding her right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:45pm
  • What were in jail for? I guess that prison reach-around doesnt count as sex...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:17pm
  • But who's counting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:24am
  • I feel like this text was turning someone in to be called a loser more than it was actually funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:32pm
  • I'm sorry. Very sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:38pm
  • it's been 12 day's......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:05am
  • Sad dude.. totally sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:33pm
  • hahahahahahahaha is all i can say to the responses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:59pm
  • 3 years, 5 months and 3 days, until very recently. I FEEL your pain. High five!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:22am
  • It's called Game and you ain't got it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:04am
  • Virgin 19 years 4 months or somethin like that. I'm not fat very laid back and I might not be the best lookin guy in the world but wellll above others where I'm from (south-west VA) it sux to be allergic to latex!!! On the other hand I have a prince albert and that alone gets quite a bit of attention..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:35am
  • 9:29....sex is gods one good win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:09am
  • Congratulations

    Submitted by Bootscity69 on Dec 12, 10 at 6:46pm
  • I'm dyingnafter 2 weeks!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 5:29am
  • How did you live?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Who would vote this a bad night? The dude just broke a dry spell. Sounds like a good night to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:10am
  • is the OP a guy or a girl?? I got's to know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Feel so much better about 2.5 years. Phew. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:07pm
  • You didn't count down to the minutes? Seconds?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:29pm
  • I got laid last night, and the night before, and beforee, go figure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:05pm
  • No wonder ur so busy cow ti g the days sense u last had sex that u forgot to get laid…dumbass

    Submitted by RandomGod504 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:17am
  • Ever heard of the military...I can't live with my girl andam going to be deployed in a little while...it's been over a year and when I get back from deployment it'll be 1 year 8 months.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:43pm
  • It's 10/26 3:07. 2.5 yr streak over... phew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:43pm
  • why is anyone trying to make these losers feel good or normal? The OP isn't getting laid because he/she is damaged goods. Socially awkward is damaged goods. These losers aren't getting fucked but they sure are fucked up. Tell them the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Must have been in prison!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:19pm
  • How many hours minutes and seconds?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:42am
  • 7:32 win! Haha your amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:33pm
  • I know just what the OP is talkin bout. Until about five months ago I had been on a four-and-a-half-year dry spell. Girlfriends change that. Now I get some twice a day. Beautiful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:41pm
  • I *ACTUALLY* feel bad for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:37pm
  • 1month, 3 days, 6hrs. Dude is probably married with a frigid wife like the rest of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:13pm
  • Can I have her number cuz I'm in the same boat

    Submitted by armyman on Apr 2, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Ive never had sex and im 52. Theres nothing wrong with it. I actually dont want to have sex. Its disgusting. You are putting part of your body into someone else. Repeatedly...in and out and in and out. Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:50pm
  • You Poor Baby!!!! Im so sorry...I know I crawl up the wall after just a couple days!! Thank God for boyfiends!! Cheer up tho...I bet youre a hell of a lot cuter with a smile on your face than with a frown.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:01pm
  • sooo, my dad has a 240 number, i feel like this was from him. way to go dad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:32am
  • Me and my girlfriend used to have sex..then we both decided to wait till we were married to do it anymore...FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:54am
  • How fubar are you 3:16?

    Submitted by anu on Jan 16, 10 at 6:44pm