Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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best five seconds ever?
I once went thirteen years. Then I turned fourteen
hahahah good one.
For those who have never had a real dry spell... after the initial "Have to get some, can't live without it" phase wears off, you go into this denial phase where you think you don't have to get some and you can live without it... followed by repeating the initial phase and second phase over and over.
don't worry 2:45 your day shall arrive
I'm at six months and I'm DYING
i think you can consider yourself a born-again after long
im glad im a girl....cause you guys will literally have sex with ANYTHING so i dont ever have to worry about a dry spell.
man and i thought i was bad, its been exactly a month for me today.. but hopefully im gettin laid this weekendddd cheaaaaa suckaaas
hahahaha finally a good tfln
I'm going on 43 years :( I killed a man with a trident once and spent 42 years in prison
Sad for you, but I don't get what the big deal is about sex. It's just SEX!
SWEET!! how long till your next fuck?
I'm going on 5 years. Fvck it's frustrating. Where's all these sluts my friends sleep with?
Over/under on the next time they get laid: 3 years 11 months.
Shit and I'm going crazy and it's been five months !
I'm still a virgin, but I'm also still in high school.
good work 2:44. enjoy herpes
I'm almost at 3 years, hoping to get laid soon
I don't know if this should be a thumbs up or down
21 year old virgin? that is so fucken lame dood. You couldnt be more pathetic. not all girls are sluts, if you really have the game you can get away with murder.
dude they are called hookers,, not that i would go to that level. 4 years not yessss, but nooooooooooooooooo!!!!
That's too long to go without sex
Crazy? Right... I just don't see why everyone is so obsessed with it. I'm not trying to be a sleazy, STD-ridden slut--especially at sixteen. Besides, I value the fact that I'm unbelievably tight--and whoever I end up sleeping with will too. How many of you sleazy whores can say the same thing?
Actually, the vagina is elastic so unless you have a child it doesn't ever get 'loose', that's a misconception. Also, you can do exercises to strengthen the muscles in the walls. But seriously, my little sister is 16 so for the love of god THANK YOU FOR BEING A VIRGIN so I can continue fooling myself into thinking that 16-year-olds don't have sex.
Haven't gotten some in a year and 4 months......
It must suck to be a guy! Lol at least I hope it's a guy!
Hahaha I get more ass than u as a kid
Five years, two months, 27 days, ten hours and still counting; fml. I would say you can all go fuck yourselves, but, you know.
Patty? Is this you?
how much did u have to pay
2:12, I've found that "knowing what you're doing" is really just being willing to listen to directions. Every woman is different, so other than the basics, you might as well throw what you think you out the window and take advice from the person you're trying to please. It's their body, after all.
Man I'm 17 and gettin laid like every other day haha, your dick must be small.
2:44 that's how you get laid and you talking smack?
I agree 3:16... men want it so bad it is easy to be chosey, and still not have a dry spell.
That's sad, but I'm proud of you.
i thought 3 months felt long
Good night - bad life? :P
At 9:30 may I be your friend please!!!
I can understand counting years, months and maybe even weeks, but if you are counting the days and hours, that's is probably half the reason you're not getting any. /pathetic
This guy totally plays World of Warcraft.
2 years, 2 months.. not pathetic enough to count the days and hours
buuuut im a girl so it's really just been a choice
7:51 is definitely a virgin
241: 5 years, 4 months, 3 days and change. But who's counting?
Not fat or bad looking. Just socially awkward and weird. shy too.
I haven't got laid for 14 years, 8 months, and 5 days! o.O
GOOD GOD stop having sex at 13. this is insane
2:45... You are probably ugly.
still a virgin. I win.
U got the days down? After awhile I stopped counting, I just know it's a little over 2 years
9:44, you sound a lot like me when I was 16. You'll change your tune when you hit college. Guaranteed. Don't preach about what you're too young to understand.
My man went a year and a half without because a frigid exwife and now he fucks me every day, mulitple times a day.
congratulations? would you like a cookie?
If you go that long without getting laid chances are good you're fat and/ or ugly.
2:33 stay strong. It was 4.5 years for me (yay dating girls that give up everything but) and my current gf wants it almost more than I do. it's a little exhausting.
11/3--1:34, same. Haha.
21 years and counting. and I've actually had a steady girlfriend for the past 2 years, she just refuses to give it up. Im not ugly either. i find a lot of girls who are willing to give it up to me, I'm just scared to be with a girl thats not a virgin too on account of i wont know what im doing.....smh this sucks.
I'm about 7 months in. Also, definitely not fat or ugly. I just have self respect.
Still dying. My heart goes out to you, OP. I hope you keep getting laid by the same person. :)
2 mins ago and before that 13 hours ago. You are slacking
I say the OP must be well over 90 years old. It's the only reasonable explanation for such travesty!
I feel bad for you 😢this makes me sad.. You should never have to wait that long lmao
And it's worth the wait for real men. Not to mention why would you sleep around with all these people.
i'm 21, never been kissed, let alone a virgin..... i don't feel the least bit bad for you.
Why is it such a big deal to guys to get laid, I mean seriously, it's just sex, you will b fine without it, why would you count? That's your first problem
you have obviously never had a good fuck before
2:21-Waiting is not worth it! You test drive a car before you buy it right? Same thing. No one wants to marry someone whose bad in bed. Having sex before marriage doesn't make you a slut. It makes you experienced and worth fucking!
I'd rather taste the milk before I buy the cow!
if any of my male friends had gone that long i'd sleep with them just to end the desert. or at least i'd pass them off to one of my friends..
Dear God I'd open fire on a crowded shopping mall if I didn't get laid for that long. Seriously. There would be no survivors.
It's been like... 12 hours for me...
but hey whos counting?!
I once went without sex for just over 3 years, not because I'm hideous or a 'loser', I had opportunities but I CHOSE not to. Sometimes not having sex can be good for you. (and yes I find it easy enough to get laid now I've decided to again)
9:44 - It's actually a myth that lots of sex makes you loose. Having a kid or getting fisted a bunch, sure. I fuck my wife at LEAST twice a week, sometimes every day, and she just keeps getting tighter :D
my ex gf was the same way. im slightly above average in size length wise but a lot in girth and we had sex just about everyday. she never told me if she did anything special to stay tight, i think it was her little secret she liked to keep from me.. but every time we had sex it felt like it was the first time. it was fantastic! sometimes i swore it had gotten even tighter and all she would do is just smile and giggle. the only downside from her being that tight is that she would get sore from time to time.
Best 30 sec of my life
Haha trust YOU to say that 9:29, you crazy cootch!!
Two words: Fat Chick
Ahahah 7 32 same here
It's been 4 or 5 days for me.... This sux
WOW. You people are REALLY pathetic. Just go to the bar and pick the drunkest or most insecure bitch there.... It WILL work!!!
@2:51, lol, great movie :)
I bet 9:44 is a butterface.
Sad dude.. totally sad.
I just got laid last week for the first time in my life. I'm 28 years old. Beat that bitches!!!
9:29, you've obviously never had good sex.
Like my daddy says try before you buy.... -kimma law I don't like being known as anonyomous
How long did u last..prolly a whole 2 min lol
that sucks i went a week and a half and wanted to die!
Almost 18 years... So, once I seethe girlfriend or the girl on the side... It's on...
Throw a party! No b.s. Because I would :D
What were in jail for? I guess that prison reach-around doesnt count as sex...
I would have offed myself long before that.
well I'm 21 and I'm still a virgin I'm jus waitin for marriage soon next yr it's better cause it's crazy out there in this world guys are crazy they don't care who they sleep with but the important thing is their penis and jus throw the girl like she's nothing it's jus sad... girls seriously whoever out there is virgin jus wait until your married I swear it's better
Virgin 19 years 4 months or somethin like that. I'm not fat very laid back and I might not be the best lookin guy in the world but wellll above others where I'm from (south-west VA) it sux to be allergic to latex!!! On the other hand I have a prince albert and that alone gets quite a bit of attention..
3:43 jody is holding her right now
I went anal on a girl at 13 but she told me it hurt so we went doggy
Wow guys, it's been 3 months, 5days and 2 hours for me, I thought I had it bad. You guys make me feel so good.
I'm sorry. Very sorry.
But who's counting?
I feel like this text was turning someone in to be called a loser more than it was actually funny...
it's been 12 day's......
3 years, 5 months and 3 days, until very recently. I FEEL your pain. High five!
hahahahahahahaha is all i can say to the responses
How did you live?!?!?
No wonder ur so busy cow ti g the days sense u last had sex that u forgot to get laid…dumbass
is the OP a guy or a girl?? I got's to know
I'm dyingnafter 2 weeks!!!
It's called Game and you ain't got it
9:29....sex is gods one good win
Who would vote this a bad night? The dude just broke a dry spell. Sounds like a good night to me.
Ever heard of the military...I can't live with my girl andam going to be deployed in a little while...it's been over a year and when I get back from deployment it'll be 1 year 8 months.
Feel so much better about 2.5 years. Phew. Thanks.
It's 10/26 3:07. 2.5 yr streak over... phew.
I got laid last night, and the night before, and beforee, go figure.
You didn't count down to the minutes? Seconds?
Must have been in prison!!!
How many hours minutes and seconds?
7:32 win! Haha your amazing.
why is anyone trying to make these losers feel good or normal? The OP isn't getting laid because he/she is damaged goods. Socially awkward is damaged goods. These losers aren't getting fucked but they sure are fucked up. Tell them the truth
Me and my girlfriend used to have sex..then we both decided to wait till we were married to do it anymore...FML
I know just what the OP is talkin bout. Until about five months ago I had been on a four-and-a-half-year dry spell. Girlfriends change that. Now I get some twice a day. Beautiful.
1month, 3 days, 6hrs. Dude is probably married with a frigid wife like the rest of us.
Can I have her number cuz I'm in the same boat
You Poor Baby!!!! Im so sorry...I know I crawl up the wall after just a couple days!! Thank God for boyfiends!! Cheer up tho...I bet youre a hell of a lot cuter with a smile on your face than with a frown.
I *ACTUALLY* feel bad for you
Ive never had sex and im 52. Theres nothing wrong with it. I actually dont want to have sex. Its disgusting. You are putting part of your body into someone else. Repeatedly...in and out and in and out. Gross.
sooo, my dad has a 240 number, i feel like this was from him. way to go dad.
How fubar are you 3:16?