Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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That's just the best text EVER!
Love the way u think.
Eloquent. To the point. And totally hot if the texter was a woman.
I plan on using this line
Sounds like the guy wins either way
Decide before. Breakup sex is sooo much better
Love this ;)
I love this. Love it.
That's so legit it's ridiculous! I love it! :)
Search a Mexican from Jalisco they know how make sex crude
Yeah, screw the security deposit!
Mich, I was willing to overlook your awful self-promotion at first because you occasionally said something moderately funny as well. But you try the same "relate this text to the last one" thing ALL THE TIME, and maybe 10% of them are even remotely clever. You just aren't very funny. Sorry, but judging by how awful 95% of the comments are on here, more people need to be told this.
Thanks for wasting your time, please note that "All of the time" would equate to 100%, which is an error on your part. I could care less about 'self-promotion' as you say it. I comment for me, not you. Somehow you have raised yourself to the position of deciding what is a worthwhile as a comment? Keep that in mind with all the: buy Plan-B, barfed all over, best.day.ever., I had sex, "First" comments and posting. If 95% of what you read is so bad, why do you
Good job on wasting your time.
I agree with Bob. Ever since someone gave you props on relating one text to another, you started to over-do it.