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  • That's just the best text EVER!

    Submitted by cali_girl_07 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:07pm
  • Love the way u think.

    Submitted by grindonME on Jun 30, 11 at 12:06pm
  • Eloquent. To the point. And totally hot if the texter was a woman.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jun 30, 11 at 7:46pm
  • Love this ;)

    Submitted by StephanieCompton on Jul 1, 11 at 12:40am
  • That's so legit it's ridiculous! I love it! :)

    Submitted by sexygirl94 on Jun 30, 11 at 7:33pm
  • I plan on using this line

    Submitted by BallsMcLong on Jun 30, 11 at 1:16pm
  • Decide before. Breakup sex is sooo much better

    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jul 1, 11 at 8:32pm
  • I love this. Love it.

    Submitted by shellbell205 on Jun 30, 11 at 4:11pm
  • Sounds like the guy wins either way

    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:11pm
  • Yeah, screw the security deposit!

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 30, 11 at 7:39pm
    • Mich, I was willing to overlook your awful self-promotion at first because you occasionally said something moderately funny as well. But you try the same "relate this text to the last one" thing ALL THE TIME, and maybe 10% of them are even remotely clever. You just aren't very funny. Sorry, but judging by how awful 95% of the comments are on here, more people need to be told this.

      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jun 30, 11 at 9:34pm
      • Thanks for wasting your time, please note that "All of the time" would equate to 100%, which is an error on your part. I could care less about 'self-promotion' as you say it. I comment for me, not you. Somehow you have raised yourself to the position of deciding what is a worthwhile as a comment? Keep that in mind with all the: buy Plan-B, barfed all over,, I had sex, "First" comments and posting. If 95% of what you read is so bad, why do you

        Submitted by Michguy on Jul 1, 11 at 7:57am
  • Search a Mexican from Jalisco they know how make sex crude

    Submitted by emilyrucks on Jun 30, 11 at 12:42pm
  • Love it

    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jul 2, 11 at 12:20am
  • I agree with Bob. Ever since someone gave you props on relating one text to another, you started to over-do it.

    Submitted by feliciadatkins on Jul 1, 11 at 7:40pm