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  • 94 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:54pm

    Passive aggressive behavior is such a turnoff though.

  • 89 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:05pm

    i love guys masturbating.

  • 86 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:52am

    9:45 how can you call her a skank if she didn't put out? This is why girls feel they need to put out..because of guys who get pissed they don't get what they want. Then guys hate when girls easily put out because they are skanks. You all need to grow up. I give the OP kudos for not giving it to him even though she was horny..maybe she has something called dignity, not that half of you know what that is.

  • 86 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:39pm

    i love when guys masturbate. its so hot.

  • 73 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:44pm

    Damn, how loud was he if you could hear him masturbate in the shower?!

  • 76 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:23pm

    6:18, I like mine sliced pretty thin in most cases, then some I like my passive-aggressiveness cut kinda thick, just to mix it up

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:51pm

    hahahah this was funny it made me poop my pants. poop is everywhere now

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:54am

    Some of you are such idiots. "Why not join then?" People have other reasons for not wanting to fuck than not being turned on. 5:45, my thought exactly. It sounds like he's pouting and trying to guilt trip you, which is pretty pathetic.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:36pm

    join him in the shower and get him off. duh then he returns the favor

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:20pm

    I would never be turned on by watching a guy jerk off. If it DID turn me on, though, I would just make him stop that and do me.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:01pm

    Just do yourself a favor watch him and help and listen you both get your fortune cookies!

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:19pm

    that's how my bf gets me to fuck him

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:49am

    12:41 What, you're too mature and adult for mutual masturbation? Theres more to sex then just intercourse dumbass.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:41am

    11:27, you're probably 12. dont act like you know anything about anything.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:25pm

    You know 11:01, it's kinda bitchy to call someone out for bad english when you can't be bothered to capitalize the start of your sentences. Those aren't spelling errors, it's just lazy.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:43pm

    554 hit the nail on the head. all he was doing was whining with his actions. ghey!

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:49pm

    It's a total turn on... I would have gotten in the shower with him and gave him an hand or mouth ;D

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:14am

    it's just so interesting to watch! i mean, i don't have one of those things hanging between my legs, and i don't get a very good view of it when my guy is thrusting it into me, and he is one of the RARE guys who doesn't like head (something about being sensitive? idk). so watching him play with it himself is just so awesome. sucks for you 9:39 that you never get to watch.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:45pm

    Me too it's soooo hot !

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:06pm

    it's weird being watched, no matter how you slice it. I just can't imagine a situation in which I'd be cool with that.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:49pm

    Good god you people are misogynists. Hey, maybe the guy bought her a few beers! She totally OWED it to him!!! Hey guys, he should have just raped her, right? I mean, who does that self-centered bitch skank think she is, not giving it up? WHAT A WHORE!!! /sarcasm, obviously.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:22am

    this has made me incredibly horny. i need shower sex immediately.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:44am

    If my wife isn't in the mood, I masterbate in bed next to her and it gets her SO turned on. I also like to watch her masterbate. She'll lay on her back and rub her clit, she gets so turned on that she want to suck me off while she masterbates. Then we have fantastic sex!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:12pm

    My gf thinks it's hot so she likes to watch. So no, it's not wired.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:41am

    I love guys jerkin! Ha

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:44pm

    not weird... i like it too. hahaha

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:27pm

    Mutual masturbation is fun, I watch you, you watch me.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:07pm

    Than why not put out if you were turned on?

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:25pm

    10:06 I'm gonna have to disagree. If I can't get a chick to put out, but she's willing to watch me jerk it, then Im all for it. And 5:54 and 6:18 if you hate passive-aggresive behavior, then its a good thing you're not a lesbian. Because pretty much every girl out there is passive-aggresive.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by haleybeth119 on Sep 26, 10 at 11:10pm

    Mmmmmmm soo hott

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:00am

    my bf just puts hus hand in my pants and starts fingering me if i say no i dont wanna fuck then that makes me want it

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:59am

    haha my boyfriend always starts jacking off by himself in bed next to me if i say im not in the mood because he knows thatll get me to change my mind

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:11pm

    8:05- haha me 2 8:39- wow ur a fuckin skank.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 10 at 10:15pm

    Wow way to go everyone who's having deep discussions and shit on this. I can deal with the childish name calling because it's just sad lonely fucke putting others down to make themselves feel better, but lay off the heavy shit, seriously. These are meant to make you laugh.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:19am

    1:14, interesting to watch? Interesting is quite different from a "turn on". Others have said it's hot, a turn on, whatever... Is it really?

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:31pm

    10:44- I'm gonna use that later technique later on

  • 42 50
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 7, 10 at 9:23am

    If only all my g friends were like that !!!!

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:08am

    1:00 Uh, thats a bit, uh disrespecting of boundaries. At minimum.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 6:15am

    not a good relationship when this happens. you should talk about it with him.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:15am

    I would want to watch him too :-) that's so hot

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:52pm

    I agree with 10:41 and I'm a dude! stereotyping is just an excuse for ignorance. eeryone has things that turn them on or off, so don't whine about ofer people's. this essentiallyngoesto everyone in these replies though...

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:53am

    i love watching guys wank. actually, i like watching boys and girls masturbating. it's such a turn-on.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:02pm

    9:45. Drop dead. Now.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:54am

    im always down for sex.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:42am

    12:41, even if he is 12 i'm guessing he gets more pussy than u do. so plz do us all a favor and just stfu.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:57pm

    YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED HIM.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:39am

    Maybe he knew this and figured if you heard him, you'd get turned on and might just begin putting out.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:36am

    This was on FML... just saying

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:17pm

    not weird, but good job making the guy feel cheated out of something. I hope you're happy.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:25am

    so did you end up fuckiing him after he got out of the shower?

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 12:00am

    Girls like guys jerking? Really? Well I guess I'm in for a treat :D Hit me up ladies ;)

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:10am

    Why not just put out? Withholding sex and similar things from boyfriends or girlfriends can be cute for a VERY short period of time, then it starts to ruin relationships!! Or it just suckc for whoever it's being withheld from!!!!!

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:33pm

    i think i need to change my pants...got a little too into reading this

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:54am

    i love to watch my bf masterbate its sexy to me but half way thru im like ahhh fuck me pls

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:24pm

    Good to know, I'll keep that in mind.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:27pm

    11.01- I believe the final "sentence" of your post was actually a fragment. The correct sentence would be: Thank you. And yes, I know the colon use will get me some pussy later tonight.

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:18pm

    I'm with 5:54- passive-aggressive is a huge turnoff any way you slice it.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:39pm

    um, ok 9:11... you're an idiot. and i totally agree with 8:05 and 8:39. whenever i walk in on my bf he gets all flustered but i ask if i can watch. he always says no :(

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:00am

    go 10:52 i'v never seen a guy do that but i bet it would turn me on

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:07am

    you should have jumped in the shower with him! shower head is the BEST.

  • 30 54
    Submitted by cmballer on Sep 26, 10 at 11:36pm

    I wish someone would watch

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:32pm

    hahahahahhahahahaha 10:51 hahahahahah

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:43am

    so he got rejected and you got turned on. What a fucking cunt

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:41pm

    10:25 No actually, they're not. You're just stereotyping there.

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:45am

    my guess is that his hand gave him better pleasure than what a self-centered, immature skank like you would. He is lucky to not have had to put it in you. If he was smart he would get out of the shower and kick your selfish cunt out of his life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:01pm

    nice English 10:52. go back to school you fucking cunt bitch slut. don't get on this board unless you can write clearly. spelling errors OK but if you're gonna be a fucking idiot and not even write coherent sentences then honestly, fucking shit on your face. thanks.

  • 36 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:13am

    11:01, you're a you fucking cunt bitch slut. get over yourself because you believe you are so much "educated" then everyone else & better. shit on your face, BAM. get a life if you're on here to make fun of other people. you're a loser.