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  • Passive aggressive behavior is such a turnoff though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:54pm
  • i love guys masturbating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:05pm
  • 9:45 how can you call her a skank if she didn't put out? This is why girls feel they need to put out..because of guys who get pissed they don't get what they want. Then guys hate when girls easily put out because they are skanks. You all need to grow up. I give the OP kudos for not giving it to him even though she was horny..maybe she has something called dignity, not that half of you know what that is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:52am
  • Damn, how loud was he if you could hear him masturbate in the shower?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:44pm
  • i love when guys masturbate. its so hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:39pm
  • 6:18, I like mine sliced pretty thin in most cases, then some I like my passive-aggressiveness cut kinda thick, just to mix it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:23pm
  • hahahah this was funny it made me poop my pants. poop is everywhere now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:51pm
  • I would never be turned on by watching a guy jerk off. If it DID turn me on, though, I would just make him stop that and do me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Just do yourself a favor watch him and help and listen you both get your fortune cookies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:01pm
  • I agree with 10:41 and I'm a dude! stereotyping is just an excuse for ignorance. eeryone has things that turn them on or off, so don't whine about ofer people's. this essentiallyngoesto everyone in these replies though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:52pm
  • that's how my bf gets me to fuck him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:19pm
  • 554 hit the nail on the head. all he was doing was whining with his actions. ghey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:43pm
  • join him in the shower and get him off. duh then he returns the favor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:36pm
  • it's weird being watched, no matter how you slice it. I just can't imagine a situation in which I'd be cool with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:06pm
  • 10:06 I'm gonna have to disagree. If I can't get a chick to put out, but she's willing to watch me jerk it, then Im all for it. And 5:54 and 6:18 if you hate passive-aggresive behavior, then its a good thing you're not a lesbian. Because pretty much every girl out there is passive-aggresive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:25pm
  • You know 11:01, it's kinda bitchy to call someone out for bad english when you can't be bothered to capitalize the start of your sentences. Those aren't spelling errors, it's just lazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Some of you are such idiots. "Why not join then?" People have other reasons for not wanting to fuck than not being turned on. 5:45, my thought exactly. It sounds like he's pouting and trying to guilt trip you, which is pretty pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:54am
  • Mutual masturbation is fun, I watch you, you watch me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:27pm
  • It's a total turn on... I would have gotten in the shower with him and gave him an hand or mouth ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Than why not put out if you were turned on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Me too it's soooo hot !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:45pm
  • 8:05- haha me 2 8:39- wow ur a fuckin skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Wow way to go everyone who's having deep discussions and shit on this. I can deal with the childish name calling because it's just sad lonely fucke putting others down to make themselves feel better, but lay off the heavy shit, seriously. These are meant to make you laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 10 at 10:15pm
  • it's just so interesting to watch! i mean, i don't have one of those things hanging between my legs, and i don't get a very good view of it when my guy is thrusting it into me, and he is one of the RARE guys who doesn't like head (something about being sensitive? idk). so watching him play with it himself is just so awesome. sucks for you 9:39 that you never get to watch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:14am
  • 9:45. Drop dead. Now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:02pm
  • this has made me incredibly horny. i need shower sex immediately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:22am
  • my bf just puts hus hand in my pants and starts fingering me if i say no i dont wanna fuck then that makes me want it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:00am
  • If my wife isn't in the mood, I masterbate in bed next to her and it gets her SO turned on. I also like to watch her masterbate. She'll lay on her back and rub her clit, she gets so turned on that she want to suck me off while she masterbates. Then we have fantastic sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:44am
  • My gf thinks it's hot so she likes to watch. So no, it's not wired.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Good god you people are misogynists. Hey, maybe the guy bought her a few beers! She totally OWED it to him!!! Hey guys, he should have just raped her, right? I mean, who does that self-centered bitch skank think she is, not giving it up? WHAT A WHORE!!! /sarcasm, obviously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:49pm
  • 12:41 What, you're too mature and adult for mutual masturbation? Theres more to sex then just intercourse dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:49am
  • If only all my g friends were like that !!!!

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 7, 10 at 9:23am
  • not weird... i like it too. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:44pm
  • I love guys jerkin! Ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:41am
  • not weird, but good job making the guy feel cheated out of something. I hope you're happy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:17pm
  • haha my boyfriend always starts jacking off by himself in bed next to me if i say im not in the mood because he knows thatll get me to change my mind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:59am
  • 11:27, you're probably 12. dont act like you know anything about anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:41am
  • Why not just put out? Withholding sex and similar things from boyfriends or girlfriends can be cute for a VERY short period of time, then it starts to ruin relationships!! Or it just suckc for whoever it's being withheld from!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:10am
  • 10:44- I'm gonna use that later technique later on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:31pm
  • not a good relationship when this happens. you should talk about it with him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 6:15am
  • so did you end up fuckiing him after he got out of the shower?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:25am
  • i love watching guys wank. actually, i like watching boys and girls masturbating. it's such a turn-on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:53am
  • Mmmmmmm soo hott

    Submitted by haleybeth119 on Sep 26, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Maybe he knew this and figured if you heard him, you'd get turned on and might just begin putting out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:39am
  • 1:14, interesting to watch? Interesting is quite different from a "turn on". Others have said it's hot, a turn on, whatever... Is it really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:19am
  • Good to know, I'll keep that in mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:24pm
  • 1:00 Uh, thats a bit, uh disrespecting of boundaries. At minimum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:08am
  • YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED HIM.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:57pm
  • 10:25 No actually, they're not. You're just stereotyping there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Girls like guys jerking? Really? Well I guess I'm in for a treat :D Hit me up ladies ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 12:00am
  • 12:41, even if he is 12 i'm guessing he gets more pussy than u do. so plz do us all a favor and just stfu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:42am
  • um, ok 9:11... you're an idiot. and i totally agree with 8:05 and 8:39. whenever i walk in on my bf he gets all flustered but i ask if i can watch. he always says no :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:39pm
  • go 10:52 i'v never seen a guy do that but i bet it would turn me on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:00am
  • This was on FML... just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:36am
  • 11.01- I believe the final "sentence" of your post was actually a fragment. The correct sentence would be: Thank you. And yes, I know the colon use will get me some pussy later tonight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:27pm
  • I would want to watch him too :-) that's so hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:15am
  • i love to watch my bf masterbate its sexy to me but half way thru im like ahhh fuck me pls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:54am
  • i think i need to change my pants...got a little too into reading this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:33pm
  • nice English 10:52. go back to school you fucking cunt bitch slut. don't get on this board unless you can write clearly. spelling errors OK but if you're gonna be a fucking idiot and not even write coherent sentences then honestly, fucking shit on your face. thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:01pm
  • im always down for sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:54am
  • I'm with 5:54- passive-aggressive is a huge turnoff any way you slice it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:18pm
  • you should have jumped in the shower with him! shower head is the BEST.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:07am
  • hahahahahhahahahaha 10:51 hahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:32pm
  • I wish someone would watch

    Submitted by cmballer on Sep 26, 10 at 11:36pm
  • so he got rejected and you got turned on. What a fucking cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:43am
  • my guess is that his hand gave him better pleasure than what a self-centered, immature skank like you would. He is lucky to not have had to put it in you. If he was smart he would get out of the shower and kick your selfish cunt out of his life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:45am
  • 11:01, you're a you fucking cunt bitch slut. get over yourself because you believe you are so much "educated" then everyone else & better. shit on your face, BAM. get a life if you're on here to make fun of other people. you're a loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:13am
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