He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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Passive aggressive behavior is such a turnoff though.
i love guys masturbating.
Damn, how loud was he if you could hear him masturbate in the shower?!
9:45 how can you call her a skank if she didn't put out? This is why girls feel they need to put out..because of guys who get pissed they don't get what they want. Then guys hate when girls easily put out because they are skanks. You all need to grow up. I give the OP kudos for not giving it to him even though she was horny..maybe she has something called dignity, not that half of you know what that is.
i love when guys masturbate. its so hot.
6:18, I like mine sliced pretty thin in most cases, then some I like my passive-aggressiveness cut kinda thick, just to mix it up
hahahah this was funny it made me poop my pants. poop is everywhere now
I would never be turned on by watching a guy jerk off. If it DID turn me on, though, I would just make him stop that and do me.
Just do yourself a favor watch him and help and listen you both get your fortune cookies!
that's how my bf gets me to fuck him
I agree with 10:41 and I'm a dude! stereotyping is just an excuse for ignorance. eeryone has things that turn them on or off, so don't whine about ofer people's. this essentiallyngoesto everyone in these replies though...
10:06 I'm gonna have to disagree. If I can't get a chick to put out, but she's willing to watch me jerk it, then Im all for it.
And 5:54 and 6:18 if you hate passive-aggresive behavior, then its a good thing you're not a lesbian. Because pretty much every girl out there is passive-aggresive.
join him in the shower and get him off. duh then he returns the favor
554 hit the nail on the head. all he was doing was whining with his actions. ghey!
You know 11:01, it's kinda bitchy to call someone out for bad english when you can't be bothered to capitalize the start of your sentences. Those aren't spelling errors, it's just lazy.
it's weird being watched, no matter how you slice it. I just can't imagine a situation in which I'd be cool with that.
Some of you are such idiots. "Why not join then?" People have other reasons for not wanting to fuck than not being turned on.
5:45, my thought exactly. It sounds like he's pouting and trying to guilt trip you, which is pretty pathetic.
Mutual masturbation is fun, I watch you, you watch me.
Me too it's soooo hot !
It's a total turn on... I would have gotten in the shower with him and gave him an hand or mouth ;D
Than why not put out if you were turned on?
9:45. Drop dead. Now.
Wow way to go everyone who's having deep discussions and shit on this. I can deal with the childish name calling because it's just sad lonely fucke putting others down to make themselves feel better, but lay off the heavy shit, seriously. These are meant to make you laugh.
8:05- haha me 2
8:39- wow ur a fuckin skank.
Good god you people are misogynists. Hey, maybe the guy bought her a few beers! She totally OWED it to him!!! Hey guys, he should have just raped her, right? I mean, who does that self-centered bitch skank think she is, not giving it up? WHAT A WHORE!!!
not weird... i like it too. hahaha
If my wife isn't in the mood, I masterbate in bed next to her and it gets her SO turned on. I also like to watch her masterbate. She'll lay on her back and rub her clit, she gets so turned on that she want to suck me off while she masterbates. Then we have fantastic sex!
it's just so interesting to watch! i mean, i don't have one of those things hanging between my legs, and i don't get a very good view of it when my guy is thrusting it into me, and he is one of the RARE guys who doesn't like head (something about being sensitive? idk). so watching him play with it himself is just so awesome. sucks for you 9:39 that you never get to watch.
this has made me incredibly horny. i need shower sex immediately.
I love guys jerkin! Ha
My gf thinks it's hot so she likes to watch. So no, it's not wired.
my bf just puts hus hand in my pants and starts fingering me if i say no i dont wanna fuck then that makes me want it
If only all my g friends were like that !!!!
12:41 What, you're too mature and adult for mutual masturbation? Theres more to sex then just intercourse dumbass.
i love watching guys wank. actually, i like watching boys and girls masturbating. it's such a turn-on.
haha my boyfriend always starts jacking off by himself in bed next to me if i say im not in the mood because he knows thatll get me to change my mind
Why not just put out? Withholding sex and similar things from boyfriends or girlfriends can be cute for a VERY short period of time, then it starts to ruin relationships!! Or it just suckc for whoever it's being withheld from!!!!!
not a good relationship when this happens. you should talk about it with him.
11:27, you're probably 12. dont act like you know anything about anything.
not weird, but good job making the guy feel cheated out of something. I hope you're happy.
10:25 No actually, they're not. You're just stereotyping there.
Maybe he knew this and figured if you heard him, you'd get turned on and might just begin putting out.
10:44- I'm gonna use that later technique later on
1:14, interesting to watch? Interesting is quite different from a "turn on". Others have said it's hot, a turn on, whatever... Is it really?
so did you end up fuckiing him after he got out of the shower?
Mmmmmmm soo hott
Good to know, I'll keep that in mind.
1:00 Uh, thats a bit, uh disrespecting of boundaries. At minimum.
Girls like guys jerking? Really? Well I guess I'm in for a treat :D Hit me up ladies ;)
YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED HIM.
um, ok 9:11... you're an idiot.
and i totally agree with 8:05 and 8:39. whenever i walk in on my bf he gets all flustered but i ask if i can watch. he always says no :(
12:41, even if he is 12 i'm guessing he gets more pussy than u do. so plz do us all a favor and just stfu.
This was on FML... just saying
go 10:52 i'v never seen a guy do that but i bet it would turn me on
I would want to watch him too :-) that's so hot
11.01- I believe the final "sentence" of your post was actually a fragment. The correct sentence would be: Thank you. And yes, I know the colon use will get me some pussy later tonight.
i think i need to change my pants...got a little too into reading this
im always down for sex.
i love to watch my bf masterbate its sexy to me but half way thru im like ahhh fuck me pls
nice English 10:52. go back to school you fucking cunt bitch slut. don't get on this board unless you can write clearly. spelling errors OK but if you're gonna be a fucking idiot and not even write coherent sentences then honestly, fucking shit on your face. thanks.
I'm with 5:54- passive-aggressive is a huge turnoff any way you slice it.
you should have jumped in the shower with him! shower head is the BEST.
hahahahahhahahahaha 10:51 hahahahahah
I wish someone would watch
my guess is that his hand gave him better pleasure than what a self-centered, immature skank like you would. He is lucky to not have had to put it in you. If he was smart he would get out of the shower and kick your selfish cunt out of his life
so he got rejected and you got turned on. What a fucking cunt
11:01, you're a you fucking cunt bitch slut. get over yourself because you believe you are so much "educated" then everyone else & better. shit on your face, BAM. get a life if you're on here to make fun of other people. you're a loser.