i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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Damn it sis, he's your brother too
Bonus points forstealth
I admire this girl’s restraint, she could’ve done much worse things than giving him a handjob
... At least I kept his spooge from hitting you.
Critical sneak attack
You only get a sneak attack bonus if you are a rogue. And on a sleeping target you can just perform a coup de gras.
gettin' pathfindery (no ones playing d&d anymore...) here? really? like that!
I'm going to need a move silently and a flight of hand check. Roll it.
OP is definitely a guy.
In her defense, she offered to go skiing.
they're all hookers
Sounds like they missed out on a high-five moment!!!
Hand job? Really?
Oh mom, I forgive you
u gave ur bro a handy??