dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
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i'm pretty sure i know both pete AND bryce.
Why is there so many people hating on gays? Get with the times..
1. Pete totally tried to tell his friend that he was drunk.
2. When his friend's mom responded, he did what any good improvising gentleman would do: he switched gears.
Possibly to a successful degree
hey this is bryce. I'm a girl. Pete is my bf. My mom is cool and didn't care.
and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
Your bf calls you “dude” and only wants your ass? You probably have bigger problems than your bf hitting on your mom...
I dont know if cool is the word I would use. How romantical your bf is to call you "dude" while he whispers sweet anal nothings into your textual ear.\n\nimmaturity fail.
Pretty upset about the fact that my name is bryce and im still getting texts from my friends asking if this had anything to do with me
this one is SO freakin' funny - my face hurts from laughing so much!
im crying from laughing so hard at work
lololol my favorite so far :]
Yeah. I thought it was a guy drunk texting his boyfriend too.
Anyone know the number for bryce's mom?
he has perfect grammar even when he's drunk. my dream man.
That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Pete, way to represent Oak Lawn.
Haha pete n Bryce from uptown???!!!
I loooveeee dallas! Grand Prairie represent!
I think I know who this is & yes, I would stick it in her ass.
Fucking Dallas losers!!
I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?
The girl's name Bryce \b-ry-ce\, also used as boy's name Bryce, is pronounced bryce. It is of Scottish origin.
so get the fuck over it.
I fucking died. No text on this site has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing xD
I have to agree with
"Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen."
Or at least hope that was right.
I cried of laughter.
funniest thing ever!
Did You make a video for Bryces 21st ?
HAHAHAHAHAHA I live in Dallas....Awesome!!
This is the best one I've seen yet...omfg I LOVE it!!
omg this is amazing. I can't wait to have my cock in Bryce's mom's ass too....
i feel bad for bryce's mom. but
hahahahahahah best one ever
Can be a boy or a girl, but he did say dude...
hahahaha omfg... if i ever decide to hace children, ill have to name my first-born child bryce just so i can be labled "bryce's mom."
dallas has the sexiest girls ever stop talkin shit about it. obviously youve never been. and this shits fuckin hilarious
awesome. plain and simple.
lol i bet pete didn't read the first message she sent him before he sent the second text..
i've read this before.
and yet i'm still dying of laughter.
i'd pay money to know what happened after that.
Hahahahaha best I've read out of the night.
way to go on that one lmao
Haha repping my zip code with pride.. hell yeah!
To Anonymous May 7, 2009 9:54PM, that's a totally inappropriate comment regardless of how you feel about a football team. I bet you make your mom proud on a regular basis.
Pete, way to represent the 214! I hope Bryce's mom enjoyed it.
thats great, i gotta get into the habbit of doing things like that.
if this was a girl he was texting...why would he start off by callin her "dude"
i call a lot of people dude, male or female.
Then sad to say melly, whether you be male or female, you lack couth and basic literary manners. Ladies are ladies and should always be addressed as such.
for sure dallas is where it's at. hahaha gotta love it.
LMFAO!!!! yes. yes. yes. Dallas.. way to make me proud.
Bryce's mom has got it going on, apparently.
oh he knows.
Too bad Bryce doesn't get to ruin Thanksgiving now someone just got outed lol
HAHAHAHAH ;) my god!
hahahah that's great man
I keep coming back to this one in total disbelief - funniest thing I have ever read.
When I read this, I was so happy it's from Dallas. Carrolltonnnn represent hahahaa
sooo proud to have the same area code as pete right now!!! GET IT DALLAS!
LOL! This is one of my favorites
best one I have read yet.
Yes Bryce's Mom
shes a champ
hahahahaa i actually just peed my pants.
this is pete i did stick it bryce's mom's ass,she loved it.
im thinking that bryce is a guy and that explains the "dude im so drunk" and when pete found out it was bryce mom, pete replied with "i cant wait to have my cock in your ass".. the moms probably hot
Actually laughing outloud, good shit
AMAZING !!!! love it
i wonder if pete was cognizant of the fact that it was bryce's mom holding his phone...
either way would be awkward for totally different reasons
OMG, that's hilarious!!!!
one of the best.
HAHAHHA oh my fucking god. dying
Hahaha dfw represent!!!
Pete this is faker than shit
I am crying laughing! LOVE IT!
this is my favorite of the day
I just burst out laughing in my dead silent office
this is hilariousssssssss
that is awesome... always be on the prowl for some cougars
Thank you Anonymous @May 4, 2009 1:51 PM
My friends and I pull this shit with each other all the time. I can't tell you how many times one of my best friends would text "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" to pretty much EVERYONE in his phone book.
I just thought it was standard protocol.
this is hilarious. i think he wanted to send the first message to bryce but sent it to his mom by accident and when he found out it was his mom, being the drunk he was, he blurted out what he wanted to do to his mom.
Notice how there's a jelous guy saying fake he just wants Bryce for him self
from now on, i'm not singing Stacy's Mom...
i'm singing Bryce's Mom
Hahahahaha... Dallas way to represent LOL....
I love the homosexual texts.
TO PETE-- YOU ARE THE MAN!
Bryce's mom so wanted it!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
I heard Bryce's Mom is a hoor, so he prolly went over and did her.
That's how we roll in the DFW!
Can whoever posted this please let us know what happened after?
Whatever, I live in Dallas, and I know Pete and Bryce....They live in Uptown...Too funny...We all thought Pete was the bottom! LOL!!!
fucking funny..but why would he be telling bryce this?? faaaags
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that suckksss!
Dallas texas represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!!¡ :)
love to see some dallas/garland texts
I wanna meet Bryces mom
OMH THIS IS HALARIOUS!
My dad's name is Bryce. I'm pretty sure that makes it a guys name.
This is on urban dictionary
I think a little bit of pee just came out ;)
i just died a little.... effing hilarious!
the next text: 'I know.'
I'm so proud to be living in Dallas right now!
i guess she is goin to get her chocolate starfish cock punched!!!
Dallas kids gotta represent(;
made life worth living.
lmfao. this is STILL bryce's mom.
Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen.
This is my favorite. Poor Bryce's mom.
@10:25 bryce can be a girl...since I know 2 girls named bryce you fail.
bryes mom dont say pete this is still bryes mom the cock shover was talkign to you!
he knew it was his mom... hilarious
hahah best one i've read all day!
That is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....my fave one!!!!
@ 5/9 11:17 I only punctuate when I am drunk
oh, this is the best one ive seen! HAHAHA!
to "I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?"
My phone auto-punctuates for me, it's nice :p
Hahaha that's awsome. That's definately the Plano area.. Gotta love my city.
Pete = Tony Romo, Bryce = Marion Barber, Bryce's Mom = Jerry Jones. Nuff said.
This is great
OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!
dallas metroplex knows how to party, motherfuckers. nicely done.
Bryce can be a boy or a girl's name, so I guess we'll never know. I think it's funnier if it's a guy.
Laughing. Too. Much. Must. Breathe.
That's Dallas for you
LOL oh gosh... That's... awesome xD
BA HA HA HA !!!! FUCKING GREAT
Dallas fucking Texas. Hell yes. c;
Nearly spat out my tea. I'm still laughing :D
bryce's mom FTW!!!!!!!!!
Ah home sweet home. Parties were always crazy in Plano.
Assuming he's straight, pretty sure he knows. And doesn't care.
Dallas Texas ayy
Wow! DFW area is always full of fun.
hahah:) us dallas bitchess:)
Kudos to Bryce's Mom!
Bryce: Short for Brycanna (Bry/sah/na)
this made me laugh real hard
So what if this is how Bryce's mom found out her son was g@y..?? That's a hell of a way to find out. Pete's going to have the sore @ss now from Bryce pounding it out as punishment for spilling the beans...
I have gotten this sort of thing from my son's teenage friends. They know its me :P
Just sayin' Bryce is a girl's name moreso than a guy's name. (i.e. actress Bryce Dallas Howard)
CLASSIC! Thx Pete's Mom
This is the best yet!
Oh my god. That's AWESOME
how about he just texted the wrong number and wasn't aiming for bryce or bryce's mom?
but either way...i feel so bad for bryce's mom.
This is the best one here...fucking hilarious!!
Pete is the fucking man, need to have a beer with him
But if Bryce is a girl, why does she have a cock?
Oh he knows its Bryce's mom...
whats the difference between jelly and jam? pete cant jelly his cock in bryce's ass haha
Someone just got outed.
ahahahhaha God Bless Texas.
11:01 just shutup and laugh.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HE DOESNT STOP!!!
Looolll everytime I read this I chuckle.
5:02 ur a dumbass. It says it's bryces mom
Maybe a MILF? hahaha
Dude this one is the funniest shit ever!!!! and I pretty sure Bryce is a guy since pete says "dude I am so drunk" still the funniest shit ever!!!! fucking priceless!
LMFAO!!!!! i just pissed myself haha
this was such a win.
LMAO this is to funny
one of the best ones
You sad bunch of American losers.
Next line shouldve been Pete saying "i know..."
gotta say the whole ass part looks suspiciously like he's a guy. just sayin'.