dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
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i'm pretty sure i know both pete AND bryce.
Why is there so many people hating on gays? Get with the times..
1. Pete totally tried to tell his friend that he was drunk.
2. When his friend's mom responded, he did what any good improvising gentleman would do: he switched gears.
Possibly to a successful degree
hey this is bryce. I'm a girl. Pete is my bf. My mom is cool and didn't care.
and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
Your bf calls you “dude” and only wants your ass? You probably have bigger problems than your bf hitting on your mom...
I dont know if cool is the word I would use. How romantical your bf is to call you "dude" while he whispers sweet anal nothings into your textual ear.\n\nimmaturity fail.
Pretty upset about the fact that my name is bryce and im still getting texts from my friends asking if this had anything to do with me
im crying from laughing so hard at work
lololol my favorite so far :]
Fucking Dallas losers!!
this one is SO freakin' funny - my face hurts from laughing so much!
he has perfect grammar even when he's drunk. my dream man.
Anyone know the number for bryce's mom?
Did You make a video for Bryces 21st ?
That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Pete, way to represent Oak Lawn.
I think I know who this is & yes, I would stick it in her ass.
Haha pete n Bryce from uptown???!!!
I loooveeee dallas! Grand Prairie represent!
dallas has the sexiest girls ever stop talkin shit about it. obviously youve never been. and this shits fuckin hilarious
Yeah. I thought it was a guy drunk texting his boyfriend too.
I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?
The girl's name Bryce \b-ry-ce\, also used as boy's name Bryce, is pronounced bryce. It is of Scottish origin.
so get the fuck over it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing xD
When I read this, I was so happy it's from Dallas. Carrolltonnnn represent hahahaa
I have to agree with
"Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen."
Or at least hope that was right.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I live in Dallas....Awesome!!
hahahahaa i actually just peed my pants.
hahahah that's great man
omg this is amazing. I can't wait to have my cock in Bryce's mom's ass too....
Can be a boy or a girl, but he did say dude...
lol i bet pete didn't read the first message she sent him before he sent the second text..
i wonder if pete was cognizant of the fact that it was bryce's mom holding his phone...
either way would be awkward for totally different reasons
this is hilariousssssssss
Hahahahaha best I've read out of the night.
This is the best one I've seen yet...omfg I LOVE it!!
To Anonymous May 7, 2009 9:54PM, that's a totally inappropriate comment regardless of how you feel about a football team. I bet you make your mom proud on a regular basis.
Pete, way to represent the 214! I hope Bryce's mom enjoyed it.
i feel bad for bryce's mom. but
OMG, that's hilarious!!!!
Bryce's mom has got it going on, apparently.
way to go on that one lmao
I love the homosexual texts.
i've read this before.
and yet i'm still dying of laughter.
i'd pay money to know what happened after that.
funniest thing ever!
thats great, i gotta get into the habbit of doing things like that.
hahahaha omfg... if i ever decide to hace children, ill have to name my first-born child bryce just so i can be labled "bryce's mom."
OMH THIS IS HALARIOUS!
This is on urban dictionary
oh he knows.
Haha repping my zip code with pride.. hell yeah!
I cried of laughter.
awesome. plain and simple.
That's how we roll in the DFW!
love to see some dallas/garland texts
made life worth living.
LMFAO!!!! yes. yes. yes. Dallas.. way to make me proud.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that suckksss!
for sure dallas is where it's at. hahaha gotta love it.
HAHAHAHAH ;) my god!
I keep coming back to this one in total disbelief - funniest thing I have ever read.
best one I have read yet.
sooo proud to have the same area code as pete right now!!! GET IT DALLAS!
hahahahahahah best one ever
Yes Bryce's Mom
shes a champ
Too bad Bryce doesn't get to ruin Thanksgiving now someone just got outed lol
if this was a girl he was texting...why would he start off by callin her "dude"
i call a lot of people dude, male or female.
Then sad to say melly, whether you be male or female, you lack couth and basic literary manners. Ladies are ladies and should always be addressed as such.
I fucking died. No text on this site has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did.
AMAZING !!!! love it
that is awesome... always be on the prowl for some cougars
one of the best.
TO PETE-- YOU ARE THE MAN!
I wanna meet Bryces mom
I just burst out laughing in my dead silent office
this is pete i did stick it bryce's mom's ass,she loved it.
how about he just texted the wrong number and wasn't aiming for bryce or bryce's mom?
but either way...i feel so bad for bryce's mom.
LOL! This is one of my favorites
the next text: 'I know.'
bryes mom dont say pete this is still bryes mom the cock shover was talkign to you!
I am crying laughing! LOVE IT!
this is my favorite of the day
this is hilarious. i think he wanted to send the first message to bryce but sent it to his mom by accident and when he found out it was his mom, being the drunk he was, he blurted out what he wanted to do to his mom.
i guess she is goin to get her chocolate starfish cock punched!!!
Actually laughing outloud, good shit
HAHAHHA oh my fucking god. dying
Pete this is faker than shit
from now on, i'm not singing Stacy's Mom...
i'm singing Bryce's Mom
Thank you Anonymous @May 4, 2009 1:51 PM
My friends and I pull this shit with each other all the time. I can't tell you how many times one of my best friends would text "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" to pretty much EVERYONE in his phone book.
I just thought it was standard protocol.
lmfao. this is STILL bryce's mom.
he knew it was his mom... hilarious
I'm so proud to be living in Dallas right now!
Hahaha dfw represent!!!
I heard Bryce's Mom is a hoor, so he prolly went over and did her.
Notice how there's a jelous guy saying fake he just wants Bryce for him self
Dallas Texas ayy
fucking funny..but why would he be telling bryce this?? faaaags
Whatever, I live in Dallas, and I know Pete and Bryce....They live in Uptown...Too funny...We all thought Pete was the bottom! LOL!!!
I think a little bit of pee just came out ;)
i just died a little.... effing hilarious!
Bryce's mom so wanted it!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
Dallas kids gotta represent(;
oh, this is the best one ive seen! HAHAHA!
@10:25 bryce can be a girl...since I know 2 girls named bryce you fail.
My dad's name is Bryce. I'm pretty sure that makes it a guys name.
to "I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?"
My phone auto-punctuates for me, it's nice :p
That is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....my fave one!!!!
im thinking that bryce is a guy and that explains the "dude im so drunk" and when pete found out it was bryce mom, pete replied with "i cant wait to have my cock in your ass".. the moms probably hot
Pete is the fucking man, need to have a beer with him
Can whoever posted this please let us know what happened after?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HE DOESNT STOP!!!
Laughing. Too. Much. Must. Breathe.
Hahahahaha... Dallas way to represent LOL....
Wow! DFW area is always full of fun.
bryce's mom FTW!!!!!!!!!
This is my favorite. Poor Bryce's mom.
dallas metroplex knows how to party, motherfuckers. nicely done.
hahah best one i've read all day!
OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!
Dallas texas represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!!¡ :)
Pete = Tony Romo, Bryce = Marion Barber, Bryce's Mom = Jerry Jones. Nuff said.
Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen.
Nearly spat out my tea. I'm still laughing :D
Hahaha that's awsome. That's definately the Plano area.. Gotta love my city.
Kudos to Bryce's Mom!
This is great
That's Dallas for you
BA HA HA HA !!!! FUCKING GREAT
Dallas fucking Texas. Hell yes. c;
@ 5/9 11:17 I only punctuate when I am drunk
Just sayin' Bryce is a girl's name moreso than a guy's name. (i.e. actress Bryce Dallas Howard)
This is the best one here...fucking hilarious!!
LOL oh gosh... That's... awesome xD
I have gotten this sort of thing from my son's teenage friends. They know its me :P
hahah:) us dallas bitchess:)
Bryce can be a boy or a girl's name, so I guess we'll never know. I think it's funnier if it's a guy.
Assuming he's straight, pretty sure he knows. And doesn't care.
Oh my god. That's AWESOME
11:01 just shutup and laugh.
Bryce: Short for Brycanna (Bry/sah/na)
So what if this is how Bryce's mom found out her son was g@y..?? That's a hell of a way to find out. Pete's going to have the sore @ss now from Bryce pounding it out as punishment for spilling the beans...
CLASSIC! Thx Pete's Mom
Ah home sweet home. Parties were always crazy in Plano.
This is the best yet!
this made me laugh real hard
Oh he knows its Bryce's mom...
Looolll everytime I read this I chuckle.
whats the difference between jelly and jam? pete cant jelly his cock in bryce's ass haha
LMAO this is to funny
one of the best ones
You sad bunch of American losers.
LMFAO!!!!! i just pissed myself haha
this was such a win.
But if Bryce is a girl, why does she have a cock?
Maybe a MILF? hahaha
Someone just got outed.
gotta say the whole ass part looks suspiciously like he's a guy. just sayin'.
5:02 ur a dumbass. It says it's bryces mom
ahahahhaha God Bless Texas.
Next line shouldve been Pete saying "i know..."
Dude this one is the funniest shit ever!!!! and I pretty sure Bryce is a guy since pete says "dude I am so drunk" still the funniest shit ever!!!! fucking priceless!