dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
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i'm pretty sure i know both pete AND bryce.
Why is there so many people hating on gays? Get with the times..
1. Pete totally tried to tell his friend that he was drunk.
2. When his friend's mom responded, he did what any good improvising gentleman would do: he switched gears.
Possibly to a successful degree
hey this is bryce. I'm a girl. Pete is my bf. My mom is cool and didn't care.
and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
Your bf calls you “dude” and only wants your ass? You probably have bigger problems than your bf hitting on your mom...
I dont know if cool is the word I would use. How romantical your bf is to call you "dude" while he whispers sweet anal nothings into your textual ear.\n\nimmaturity fail.
Pretty upset about the fact that my name is bryce and im still getting texts from my friends asking if this had anything to do with me
this one is SO freakin' funny - my face hurts from laughing so much!
im crying from laughing so hard at work
Fucking Dallas losers!!
Did You make a video for Bryces 21st ?
That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Pete, way to represent Oak Lawn.
lololol my favorite so far :]
he has perfect grammar even when he's drunk. my dream man.
I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?
HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing xD
Haha pete n Bryce from uptown???!!!
Anyone know the number for bryce's mom?
dallas has the sexiest girls ever stop talkin shit about it. obviously youve never been. and this shits fuckin hilarious
I think I know who this is & yes, I would stick it in her ass.
I loooveeee dallas! Grand Prairie represent!
Yeah. I thought it was a guy drunk texting his boyfriend too.
Can be a boy or a girl, but he did say dude...
i wonder if pete was cognizant of the fact that it was bryce's mom holding his phone...
either way would be awkward for totally different reasons
I have to agree with
"Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen."
Or at least hope that was right.
To Anonymous May 7, 2009 9:54PM, that's a totally inappropriate comment regardless of how you feel about a football team. I bet you make your mom proud on a regular basis.
Pete, way to represent the 214! I hope Bryce's mom enjoyed it.
When I read this, I was so happy it's from Dallas. Carrolltonnnn represent hahahaa
The girl's name Bryce \b-ry-ce\, also used as boy's name Bryce, is pronounced bryce. It is of Scottish origin.
so get the fuck over it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I live in Dallas....Awesome!!
OMH THIS IS HALARIOUS!
Bryce's mom has got it going on, apparently.
made life worth living.
way to go on that one lmao
omg this is amazing. I can't wait to have my cock in Bryce's mom's ass too....
i've read this before.
and yet i'm still dying of laughter.
i'd pay money to know what happened after that.
Hahahahaha best I've read out of the night.
This is the best one I've seen yet...omfg I LOVE it!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that suckksss!
I cried of laughter.
hahahah that's great man
this is hilariousssssssss
awesome. plain and simple.
i feel bad for bryce's mom. but
That's how we roll in the DFW!
thats great, i gotta get into the habbit of doing things like that.
OMG, that's hilarious!!!!
hahahahaa i actually just peed my pants.
Haha repping my zip code with pride.. hell yeah!
I love the homosexual texts.
hahahaha omfg... if i ever decide to hace children, ill have to name my first-born child bryce just so i can be labled "bryce's mom."
funniest thing ever!
lol i bet pete didn't read the first message she sent him before he sent the second text..
This is on urban dictionary
oh he knows.
AMAZING !!!! love it
LMFAO!!!! yes. yes. yes. Dallas.. way to make me proud.
sooo proud to have the same area code as pete right now!!! GET IT DALLAS!
best one I have read yet.
that is awesome... always be on the prowl for some cougars
I keep coming back to this one in total disbelief - funniest thing I have ever read.
how about he just texted the wrong number and wasn't aiming for bryce or bryce's mom?
but either way...i feel so bad for bryce's mom.
bryes mom dont say pete this is still bryes mom the cock shover was talkign to you!
this is my favorite of the day
this is hilarious. i think he wanted to send the first message to bryce but sent it to his mom by accident and when he found out it was his mom, being the drunk he was, he blurted out what he wanted to do to his mom.
he knew it was his mom... hilarious
Pete this is faker than shit
I wanna meet Bryces mom
one of the best.
I just burst out laughing in my dead silent office
love to see some dallas/garland texts
Wow! DFW area is always full of fun.
Yes Bryce's Mom
shes a champ
fucking funny..but why would he be telling bryce this?? faaaags
if this was a girl he was texting...why would he start off by callin her "dude"
i call a lot of people dude, male or female.
Then sad to say melly, whether you be male or female, you lack couth and basic literary manners. Ladies are ladies and should always be addressed as such.
I'm so proud to be living in Dallas right now!
I heard Bryce's Mom is a hoor, so he prolly went over and did her.
i just died a little.... effing hilarious!
LOL! This is one of my favorites
Dallas Texas ayy
for sure dallas is where it's at. hahaha gotta love it.
HAHAHHA oh my fucking god. dying
hahahahahahah best one ever
I fucking died. No text on this site has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did.
the next text: 'I know.'
TO PETE-- YOU ARE THE MAN!
Bryce's mom so wanted it!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAH ;) my god!
Too bad Bryce doesn't get to ruin Thanksgiving now someone just got outed lol
I think a little bit of pee just came out ;)
to "I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?"
My phone auto-punctuates for me, it's nice :p
Dallas kids gotta represent(;
from now on, i'm not singing Stacy's Mom...
i'm singing Bryce's Mom
i guess she is goin to get her chocolate starfish cock punched!!!
Notice how there's a jelous guy saying fake he just wants Bryce for him self
Whatever, I live in Dallas, and I know Pete and Bryce....They live in Uptown...Too funny...We all thought Pete was the bottom! LOL!!!
I am crying laughing! LOVE IT!
Actually laughing outloud, good shit
Hahahahaha... Dallas way to represent LOL....
this is pete i did stick it bryce's mom's ass,she loved it.
@10:25 bryce can be a girl...since I know 2 girls named bryce you fail.
My dad's name is Bryce. I'm pretty sure that makes it a guys name.
OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!
Thank you Anonymous @May 4, 2009 1:51 PM
My friends and I pull this shit with each other all the time. I can't tell you how many times one of my best friends would text "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" to pretty much EVERYONE in his phone book.
I just thought it was standard protocol.
That's Dallas for you
Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen.
hahah best one i've read all day!
This is my favorite. Poor Bryce's mom.
lmfao. this is STILL bryce's mom.
im thinking that bryce is a guy and that explains the "dude im so drunk" and when pete found out it was bryce mom, pete replied with "i cant wait to have my cock in your ass".. the moms probably hot
Pete is the fucking man, need to have a beer with him
Hahaha dfw represent!!!
Laughing. Too. Much. Must. Breathe.
oh, this is the best one ive seen! HAHAHA!
Hahaha that's awsome. That's definately the Plano area.. Gotta love my city.
bryce's mom FTW!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HE DOESNT STOP!!!
Pete = Tony Romo, Bryce = Marion Barber, Bryce's Mom = Jerry Jones. Nuff said.
Dallas texas represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!!¡ :)
Can whoever posted this please let us know what happened after?
That is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....my fave one!!!!
Dallas fucking Texas. Hell yes. c;
This is great
Just sayin' Bryce is a girl's name moreso than a guy's name. (i.e. actress Bryce Dallas Howard)
I have gotten this sort of thing from my son's teenage friends. They know its me :P
BA HA HA HA !!!! FUCKING GREAT
Oh my god. That's AWESOME
Assuming he's straight, pretty sure he knows. And doesn't care.
hahah:) us dallas bitchess:)
Nearly spat out my tea. I'm still laughing :D
Kudos to Bryce's Mom!
11:01 just shutup and laugh.
dallas metroplex knows how to party, motherfuckers. nicely done.
Bryce: Short for Brycanna (Bry/sah/na)
This is the best yet!
LMFAO!!!!! i just pissed myself haha
this made me laugh real hard
So what if this is how Bryce's mom found out her son was g@y..?? That's a hell of a way to find out. Pete's going to have the sore @ss now from Bryce pounding it out as punishment for spilling the beans...
But if Bryce is a girl, why does she have a cock?
This is the best one here...fucking hilarious!!
@ 5/9 11:17 I only punctuate when I am drunk
Ah home sweet home. Parties were always crazy in Plano.
LOL oh gosh... That's... awesome xD
You sad bunch of American losers.
Oh he knows its Bryce's mom...
Maybe a MILF? hahaha
Bryce can be a boy or a girl's name, so I guess we'll never know. I think it's funnier if it's a guy.
CLASSIC! Thx Pete's Mom
this was such a win.
Someone just got outed.
whats the difference between jelly and jam? pete cant jelly his cock in bryce's ass haha
Looolll everytime I read this I chuckle.
gotta say the whole ass part looks suspiciously like he's a guy. just sayin'.
ahahahhaha God Bless Texas.
5:02 ur a dumbass. It says it's bryces mom
LMAO this is to funny
one of the best ones
Dude this one is the funniest shit ever!!!! and I pretty sure Bryce is a guy since pete says "dude I am so drunk" still the funniest shit ever!!!! fucking priceless!
Next line shouldve been Pete saying "i know..."