dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
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i'm pretty sure i know both pete AND bryce.
Why is there so many people hating on gays? Get with the times..
1. Pete totally tried to tell his friend that he was drunk.
2. When his friend's mom responded, he did what any good improvising gentleman would do: he switched gears.
Possibly to a successful degree
hey this is bryce. I'm a girl. Pete is my bf. My mom is cool and didn't care.
and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
Your bf calls you “dude” and only wants your ass? You probably have bigger problems than your bf hitting on your mom...
I dont know if cool is the word I would use. How romantical your bf is to call you "dude" while he whispers sweet anal nothings into your textual ear.\n\nimmaturity fail.
Pretty upset about the fact that my name is bryce and im still getting texts from my friends asking if this had anything to do with me
this one is SO freakin' funny - my face hurts from laughing so much!
Yeah. I thought it was a guy drunk texting his boyfriend too.
lololol my favorite so far :]
im crying from laughing so hard at work
he has perfect grammar even when he's drunk. my dream man.
Anyone know the number for bryce's mom?
That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Pete, way to represent Oak Lawn.
Haha pete n Bryce from uptown???!!!
I loooveeee dallas! Grand Prairie represent!
I think I know who this is & yes, I would stick it in her ass.
I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?
Fucking Dallas losers!!
The girl's name Bryce \b-ry-ce\, also used as boy's name Bryce, is pronounced bryce. It is of Scottish origin.
so get the fuck over it.
Did You make a video for Bryces 21st ?
HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing xD
I cried of laughter.
I fucking died. No text on this site has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did.
Can be a boy or a girl, but he did say dude...
funniest thing ever!
I have to agree with
"Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen."
Or at least hope that was right.
This is the best one I've seen yet...omfg I LOVE it!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I live in Dallas....Awesome!!
omg this is amazing. I can't wait to have my cock in Bryce's mom's ass too....
Hahahahaha best I've read out of the night.
i feel bad for bryce's mom. but
hahahahahahah best one ever
lol i bet pete didn't read the first message she sent him before he sent the second text..
if this was a girl he was texting...why would he start off by callin her "dude"
i call a lot of people dude, male or female.
Then sad to say melly, whether you be male or female, you lack couth and basic literary manners. Ladies are ladies and should always be addressed as such.
way to go on that one lmao
Haha repping my zip code with pride.. hell yeah!
i've read this before.
and yet i'm still dying of laughter.
i'd pay money to know what happened after that.
hahahaha omfg... if i ever decide to hace children, ill have to name my first-born child bryce just so i can be labled "bryce's mom."
To Anonymous May 7, 2009 9:54PM, that's a totally inappropriate comment regardless of how you feel about a football team. I bet you make your mom proud on a regular basis.
Pete, way to represent the 214! I hope Bryce's mom enjoyed it.
thats great, i gotta get into the habbit of doing things like that.
hahahah that's great man
oh he knows.
LMFAO!!!! yes. yes. yes. Dallas.. way to make me proud.
awesome. plain and simple.
dallas has the sexiest girls ever stop talkin shit about it. obviously youve never been. and this shits fuckin hilarious
Bryce's mom has got it going on, apparently.
Too bad Bryce doesn't get to ruin Thanksgiving now someone just got outed lol
HAHAHAHAH ;) my god!
for sure dallas is where it's at. hahaha gotta love it.
When I read this, I was so happy it's from Dallas. Carrolltonnnn represent hahahaa
Yes Bryce's Mom
shes a champ
this is pete i did stick it bryce's mom's ass,she loved it.
I keep coming back to this one in total disbelief - funniest thing I have ever read.
TO PETE-- YOU ARE THE MAN!
best one I have read yet.
sooo proud to have the same area code as pete right now!!! GET IT DALLAS!
AMAZING !!!! love it
LOL! This is one of my favorites
im thinking that bryce is a guy and that explains the "dude im so drunk" and when pete found out it was bryce mom, pete replied with "i cant wait to have my cock in your ass".. the moms probably hot
hahahahaa i actually just peed my pants.
OMG, that's hilarious!!!!
that is awesome... always be on the prowl for some cougars
Actually laughing outloud, good shit
Hahaha dfw represent!!!
this is hilariousssssssss
Thank you Anonymous @May 4, 2009 1:51 PM
My friends and I pull this shit with each other all the time. I can't tell you how many times one of my best friends would text "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" to pretty much EVERYONE in his phone book.
I just thought it was standard protocol.
I heard Bryce's Mom is a hoor, so he prolly went over and did her.
this is hilarious. i think he wanted to send the first message to bryce but sent it to his mom by accident and when he found out it was his mom, being the drunk he was, he blurted out what he wanted to do to his mom.
I wanna meet Bryces mom
I just burst out laughing in my dead silent office
one of the best.
HAHAHHA oh my fucking god. dying
i wonder if pete was cognizant of the fact that it was bryce's mom holding his phone...
either way would be awkward for totally different reasons
made life worth living.
Pete this is faker than shit
this is my favorite of the day
I'm so proud to be living in Dallas right now!
Hahahahaha... Dallas way to represent LOL....
I love the homosexual texts.
I am crying laughing! LOVE IT!
from now on, i'm not singing Stacy's Mom...
i'm singing Bryce's Mom
OMH THIS IS HALARIOUS!
Notice how there's a jelous guy saying fake he just wants Bryce for him self
love to see some dallas/garland texts
This is on urban dictionary
Whatever, I live in Dallas, and I know Pete and Bryce....They live in Uptown...Too funny...We all thought Pete was the bottom! LOL!!!
Bryce's mom so wanted it!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
he knew it was his mom... hilarious
I think a little bit of pee just came out ;)
i just died a little.... effing hilarious!
That's how we roll in the DFW!
Dallas kids gotta represent(;
That is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....my fave one!!!!
fucking funny..but why would he be telling bryce this?? faaaags
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that suckksss!
Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen.
@10:25 bryce can be a girl...since I know 2 girls named bryce you fail.
i guess she is goin to get her chocolate starfish cock punched!!!
Dallas texas represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!!¡ :)
to "I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?"
My phone auto-punctuates for me, it's nice :p
Can whoever posted this please let us know what happened after?
My dad's name is Bryce. I'm pretty sure that makes it a guys name.
oh, this is the best one ive seen! HAHAHA!
the next text: 'I know.'
This is my favorite. Poor Bryce's mom.
Bryce can be a boy or a girl's name, so I guess we'll never know. I think it's funnier if it's a guy.
hahah best one i've read all day!
Laughing. Too. Much. Must. Breathe.
bryes mom dont say pete this is still bryes mom the cock shover was talkign to you!
Hahaha that's awsome. That's definately the Plano area.. Gotta love my city.
Dallas fucking Texas. Hell yes. c;
dallas metroplex knows how to party, motherfuckers. nicely done.
lmfao. this is STILL bryce's mom.
OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!
This is great
That's Dallas for you
BA HA HA HA !!!! FUCKING GREAT
Wow! DFW area is always full of fun.
Nearly spat out my tea. I'm still laughing :D
I have gotten this sort of thing from my son's teenage friends. They know its me :P
@ 5/9 11:17 I only punctuate when I am drunk
Ah home sweet home. Parties were always crazy in Plano.
LOL oh gosh... That's... awesome xD
Pete = Tony Romo, Bryce = Marion Barber, Bryce's Mom = Jerry Jones. Nuff said.
how about he just texted the wrong number and wasn't aiming for bryce or bryce's mom?
but either way...i feel so bad for bryce's mom.
Assuming he's straight, pretty sure he knows. And doesn't care.
Dallas Texas ayy
this made me laugh real hard
So what if this is how Bryce's mom found out her son was g@y..?? That's a hell of a way to find out. Pete's going to have the sore @ss now from Bryce pounding it out as punishment for spilling the beans...
Just sayin' Bryce is a girl's name moreso than a guy's name. (i.e. actress Bryce Dallas Howard)
hahah:) us dallas bitchess:)
This is the best one here...fucking hilarious!!
Kudos to Bryce's Mom!
Bryce: Short for Brycanna (Bry/sah/na)
Oh my god. That's AWESOME
CLASSIC! Thx Pete's Mom
bryce's mom FTW!!!!!!!!!
This is the best yet!
But if Bryce is a girl, why does she have a cock?
11:01 just shutup and laugh.
whats the difference between jelly and jam? pete cant jelly his cock in bryce's ass haha
Oh he knows its Bryce's mom...
Pete is the fucking man, need to have a beer with him
Someone just got outed.
ahahahhaha God Bless Texas.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HE DOESNT STOP!!!
Looolll everytime I read this I chuckle.
5:02 ur a dumbass. It says it's bryces mom
Maybe a MILF? hahaha
LMAO this is to funny
one of the best ones
LMFAO!!!!! i just pissed myself haha
this was such a win.
You sad bunch of American losers.
Dude this one is the funniest shit ever!!!! and I pretty sure Bryce is a guy since pete says "dude I am so drunk" still the funniest shit ever!!!! fucking priceless!
gotta say the whole ass part looks suspiciously like he's a guy. just sayin'.
Next line shouldve been Pete saying "i know..."