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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:03pm

    i'm pretty sure i know both pete AND bryce. awkward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:50am

    Why is there so many people hating on gays? Get with the times..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:30pm

    hey this is bryce. I'm a girl. Pete is my bf. My mom is cool and didn't care.

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      Submitted by StonedKoala on Jul 14, 10 at 1:06pm

      and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:14pm

      Your bf calls you “dude” and only wants your ass? You probably have bigger problems than your bf hitting on your mom...

    • Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 4:48pm

      I dont know if cool is the word I would use. How romantical your bf is to call you "dude" while he whispers sweet anal nothings into your textual ear.\n\nimmaturity fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:51pm

    1. Pete totally tried to tell his friend that he was drunk. 2. When his friend's mom responded, he did what any good improvising gentleman would do: he switched gears.

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:11pm

      Possibly to a successful degree

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:14pm

    Pretty upset about the fact that my name is bryce and im still getting texts from my friends asking if this had anything to do with me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:39pm

    I think I know who this is & yes, I would stick it in her ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 9:53pm

    I fucking died. No text on this site has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did. A.MA.ZING.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 10:00am

    im crying from laughing so hard at work

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 11:47pm

    this one is SO freakin' funny - my face hurts from laughing so much!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:30pm

    Yeah. I thought it was a guy drunk texting his boyfriend too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:44am

    he has perfect grammar even when he's drunk. my dream man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:12pm

    Anyone know the number for bryce's mom?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:45pm

    That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Pete, way to represent Oak Lawn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:15pm

    hahahahahahah best one ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 8:57pm

    I loooveeee dallas! Grand Prairie represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:31am

    lololol my favorite so far :]

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 8:59pm

    dallas has the sexiest girls ever stop talkin shit about it. obviously youve never been. and this shits fuckin hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:55pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing xD

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    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:29pm

    oh he knows.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:49am

    Too bad Bryce doesn't get to ruin Thanksgiving now someone just got outed lol

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    Submitted by katelyn99 on Jul 13, 10 at 7:22pm

    Hahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:30pm

    funniest thing ever!

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    Submitted by Me777 on Jun 4, 10 at 10:53pm

    I know!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:17pm

    I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:31am

    LMFAO!!!! yes. yes. yes. Dallas.. way to make me proud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:34pm

    I have to agree with "Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass. This is one of the funniest I've seen." Or at least hope that was right.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 2:08am

    lol i bet pete didn't read the first message she sent him before he sent the second text..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:49pm

    Yes Bryce's Mom shes a champ

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:31pm

    for sure dallas is where it's at. hahaha gotta love it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:18pm

    To Anonymous May 7, 2009 9:54PM, that's a totally inappropriate comment regardless of how you feel about a football team. I bet you make your mom proud on a regular basis. Pete, way to represent the 214! I hope Bryce's mom enjoyed it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:00am

    ahahahaha!!!! love it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:11am

    I cried of laughter.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:13am

    Did You make a video for Bryces 21st ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 8:45pm

    Bryce's mom has got it going on, apparently.

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    Submitted by mcloud on Aug 26, 10 at 11:43pm

    Dallas texas represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!!¡ :)

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    Submitted by UltraMegaSuperP on May 14, 10 at 8:07pm

    hahahaha omfg... if i ever decide to hace children, ill have to name my first-born child bryce just so i can be labled "bryce's mom."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:54am

    Hahahahaha best I've read out of the night.

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    Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 22, 10 at 11:54pm

    the next text: 'I know.'

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:31pm

    This is the best one I've seen yet...omfg I LOVE it!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 8:13pm

    Haha repping my zip code with pride.. hell yeah!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 12:12pm

    Hahaha dfw represent!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:56pm

    if this was a girl he was texting...why would he start off by callin her "dude"

    • Submitted by mellythepirate on Jun 9, 10 at 7:14pm

      i call a lot of people dude, male or female.

      • Submitted by 0ezthepez0 on Jun 26, 11 at 8:41am

        Then sad to say melly, whether you be male or female, you lack couth and basic literary manners. Ladies are ladies and should always be addressed as such.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:20am

    hahahahaa i actually just peed my pants.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:30am

    omg this is amazing. I can't wait to have my cock in Bryce's mom's ass too....

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    Submitted by nicky9988 on Jun 11, 10 at 4:15pm

    Notice how there's a jelous guy saying fake he just wants Bryce for him self

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:43pm

    best one I have read yet.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:53am

    one of the best. hands down! hahahah

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    Submitted by BardicFire on May 28, 11 at 4:48am

    I love the homosexual texts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:24pm

    TO PETE-- YOU ARE THE MAN!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:53pm

    hahahah that's great man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:31pm

    HAHAHHA oh my fucking god. dying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:38pm

    way to go on that one lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:02am

    Can whoever posted this please let us know what happened after?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:09pm

    OMG, that's hilarious!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:14pm

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that suckksss!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:03pm

    Hahahahaha... Dallas way to represent LOL....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:46pm

    HAHAHAHAH ;) my god!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:17am

    I wanna meet Bryces mom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:24pm

    Haha pete n Bryce from uptown???!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:56pm

    Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:25pm

    The girl's name Bryce \b-ry-ce\, also used as boy's name Bryce, is pronounced bryce. It is of Scottish origin. so get the fuck over it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:15pm

    LOL! This is one of my favorites

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 9:48pm

    LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:00am

    Nearly spat out my tea. I'm still laughing :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:40pm

    I heard Bryce's Mom is a hoor, so he prolly went over and did her. Pete's bi.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:57pm

    Can be a boy or a girl, but he did say dude...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:49pm

    Bryce's mom so wanted it!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 3:17am

    AMAZING !!!! love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:06pm

    fucking hilarious. i feel bad for bryce's mom. but not really

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:27pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA I live in Dallas....Awesome!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:51pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMH THIS IS HALARIOUS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:59am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by yamama on Jun 30, 10 at 10:29pm

    That's how we roll in the DFW!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:57pm

    LOL oh gosh... That's... awesome xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:12pm

    i wonder if pete was cognizant of the fact that it was bryce's mom holding his phone... either way would be awkward for totally different reasons

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    Submitted by AL3XMAR5 on May 31, 11 at 5:06am

    lmfao. this is STILL bryce's mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:56am

    Actually laughing outloud, good shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:54am

    I think a little bit of pee just came out ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:59am

    to "I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?" My phone auto-punctuates for me, it's nice :p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:32pm

    @10:25 bryce can be a girl...since I know 2 girls named bryce you fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 11:13pm

    this is pete i did stick it bryce's mom's ass,she loved it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:32pm

    this is hilariousssssssss

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    Submitted by Danielle14369 on Jul 28, 11 at 10:47am

    im thinking that bryce is a guy and that explains the "dude im so drunk" and when pete found out it was bryce mom, pete replied with "i cant wait to have my cock in your ass".. the moms probably hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:02pm

    My dad's name is Bryce. I'm pretty sure that makes it a guys name.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:35pm

    Ah home sweet home. Parties were always crazy in Plano.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:11am

    he knew it was his mom... hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:55pm

    this is my favorite of the day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:41pm

    Someone just got outed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:06pm

    made life worth living. hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:13pm

    i've read this before. and yet i'm still dying of laughter. i'd pay money to know what happened after that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:41pm

    that is awesome... always be on the prowl for some cougars

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:37pm

    Whatever, I live in Dallas, and I know Pete and Bryce....They live in Uptown...Too funny...We all thought Pete was the bottom! LOL!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:59pm

    Dallas fucking Texas. Hell yes. c;

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:37pm

    Kudos to Bryce's Mom!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:33am

    When I read this, I was so happy it's from Dallas. Carrolltonnnn represent hahahaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:00pm

    this is hilarious. i think he wanted to send the first message to bryce but sent it to his mom by accident and when he found out it was his mom, being the drunk he was, he blurted out what he wanted to do to his mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:33pm

    Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass. This is one of the funniest I've seen.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:33am

    I am crying laughing! LOVE IT!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:52pm

    This is my favorite. Poor Bryce's mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:28pm

    thats great, i gotta get into the habbit of doing things like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:49pm

    sooo proud to have the same area code as pete right now!!! GET IT DALLAS!

  • Submitted by bobbybaddass on Mar 3, 10 at 12:53pm

    love to see some dallas/garland texts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:29pm

    OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:32pm

    Effing HILARIOUSSSSSS.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 9:37pm

    This is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:15pm

    Hahaha that's awsome. That's definately the Plano area.. Gotta love my city.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:14am

    dallas metroplex knows how to party, motherfuckers. nicely done.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:54am

    Bryce: Short for Brycanna (Bry/sah/na)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:54pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:23pm

    hahah best one i've read all day!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:03am

    hahah:) us dallas bitchess:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:45am

    awesome. plain and simple.

  • Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 22, 10 at 11:50pm

    Assuming he's straight, pretty sure he knows. And doesn't care.

  • Submitted by SaraGoesRawr on Jul 5, 10 at 5:07pm

    Fucking fail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:24am

    oh, this is the best one ive seen! HAHAHA!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:54pm

    Thank you Anonymous @May 4, 2009 1:51 PM My friends and I pull this shit with each other all the time. I can't tell you how many times one of my best friends would text "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" to pretty much EVERYONE in his phone book. I just thought it was standard protocol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 7:59pm

    Dallas Texas ayy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:55pm

    bryes mom dont say pete this is still bryes mom the cock shover was talkign to you! silly goose

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:24am

    @ 5/9 11:17 I only punctuate when I am drunk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:17pm

    i guess she is goin to get her chocolate starfish cock punched!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:32pm

    I have gotten this sort of thing from my son's teenage friends. They know its me :P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 9:52pm

    fucking funny..but why would he be telling bryce this?? faaaags

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    Submitted by KAB007 on May 26, 11 at 3:49pm

    Same

  • Submitted by aliasjun on Apr 10, 10 at 1:58am

    Hahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:01am

    This is on urban dictionary

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:40pm

    That's Dallas for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:42pm

    epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:54pm

    Dallas kids gotta represent(;

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:47am

    this made me laugh real hard

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 12, 10 at 2:59pm

    Pete this is faker than shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:30pm

    how about he just texted the wrong number and wasn't aiming for bryce or bryce's mom? but either way...i feel so bad for bryce's mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:18pm

    whats the difference between jelly and jam? pete cant jelly his cock in bryce's ass haha -bam bam

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:56pm

    But if Bryce is a girl, why does she have a cock?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:38pm

    Bryce can be a boy or a girl's name, so I guess we'll never know. I think it's funnier if it's a guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:55am

    Wow! DFW area is always full of fun.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:03pm

    Pete = Tony Romo, Bryce = Marion Barber, Bryce's Mom = Jerry Jones. Nuff said.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:41pm

    Fail!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:54am

    I'm so proud to be living in Dallas right now!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:06pm

    I just burst out laughing in my dead silent office

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:50pm

    Fucking Dallas losers!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:50pm

    ahahahhaha God Bless Texas.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 2, 12 at 3:14am

    So what if this is how Bryce's mom found out her son was g@y..?? That's a hell of a way to find out. Pete's going to have the sore @ss now from Bryce pounding it out as punishment for spilling the beans...

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    Submitted by Alex573 on Jan 28, 12 at 7:06pm

    CLASSIC! Thx Pete's Mom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:27pm

    bryce's mom FTW!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:18pm

    That is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....my fave one!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:09pm

    This is the best yet!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:27pm

    Dude this one is the funniest shit ever!!!! and I pretty sure Bryce is a guy since pete says "dude I am so drunk" still the funniest shit ever!!!! fucking priceless!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:00pm

    from now on, i'm not singing Stacy's Mom... i'm singing Bryce's Mom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:00am

    11:01 just shutup and laugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:37pm

    i just died a little.... effing hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:16pm

    Oh my god. That's AWESOME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:02pm

    Oh he knows its Bryce's mom...

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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 25, 12 at 9:55pm

    BA HA HA HA !!!! FUCKING GREAT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:41am

    This is the best one here...fucking hilarious!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 9:03pm

    I keep coming back to this one in total disbelief - funniest thing I have ever read.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:19am

    Laughing. Too. Much. Must. Breathe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:11pm

    5:02 ur a dumbass. It says it's bryces mom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:24pm

    Just sayin' Bryce is a girl's name moreso than a guy's name. (i.e. actress Bryce Dallas Howard)

  • Submitted by an0nymous on Mar 4, 10 at 8:00pm

    Looolll everytime I read this I chuckle.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:54pm

    Maybe a MILF? hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:06am

    gotta say the whole ass part looks suspiciously like he's a guy. just sayin'.

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    Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:39pm

    BUSTED

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:05pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HE DOESNT STOP!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:47pm

    LMAO this is to funny one of the best ones

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:17am

    this was such a win.

  • Submitted by Tweaker375 on Dec 14, 10 at 5:40pm

    Pete is the fucking man, need to have a beer with him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:24pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:43pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:07pm

    LMFAO!!!!! i just pissed myself haha

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    Submitted by heartBurnTurd on May 17, 12 at 2:50pm

    Next line shouldve been Pete saying "i know..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 3:43am

    You sad bunch of American losers.