dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
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i'm pretty sure i know both pete AND bryce.
Why is there so many people hating on gays? Get with the times..
1. Pete totally tried to tell his friend that he was drunk.
2. When his friend's mom responded, he did what any good improvising gentleman would do: he switched gears.
Possibly to a successful degree
hey this is bryce. I'm a girl. Pete is my bf. My mom is cool and didn't care.
and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
Your bf calls you “dude” and only wants your ass? You probably have bigger problems than your bf hitting on your mom...
I dont know if cool is the word I would use. How romantical your bf is to call you "dude" while he whispers sweet anal nothings into your textual ear.\n\nimmaturity fail.
Pretty upset about the fact that my name is bryce and im still getting texts from my friends asking if this had anything to do with me
this one is SO freakin' funny - my face hurts from laughing so much!
im crying from laughing so hard at work
Yeah. I thought it was a guy drunk texting his boyfriend too.
lololol my favorite so far :]
he has perfect grammar even when he's drunk. my dream man.
Anyone know the number for bryce's mom?
Haha pete n Bryce from uptown???!!!
That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Pete, way to represent Oak Lawn.
I loooveeee dallas! Grand Prairie represent!
I think I know who this is & yes, I would stick it in her ass.
Fucking Dallas losers!!
The girl's name Bryce \b-ry-ce\, also used as boy's name Bryce, is pronounced bryce. It is of Scottish origin.
so get the fuck over it.
I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?
Did You make a video for Bryces 21st ?
HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing xD
funniest thing ever!
I fucking died. No text on this site has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did.
I have to agree with
"Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen."
Or at least hope that was right.
I cried of laughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I live in Dallas....Awesome!!
Can be a boy or a girl, but he did say dude...
hahahahahahah best one ever
This is the best one I've seen yet...omfg I LOVE it!!
omg this is amazing. I can't wait to have my cock in Bryce's mom's ass too....
lol i bet pete didn't read the first message she sent him before he sent the second text..
i feel bad for bryce's mom. but
i've read this before.
and yet i'm still dying of laughter.
i'd pay money to know what happened after that.
Hahahahaha best I've read out of the night.
To Anonymous May 7, 2009 9:54PM, that's a totally inappropriate comment regardless of how you feel about a football team. I bet you make your mom proud on a regular basis.
Pete, way to represent the 214! I hope Bryce's mom enjoyed it.
Haha repping my zip code with pride.. hell yeah!
way to go on that one lmao
hahahaha omfg... if i ever decide to hace children, ill have to name my first-born child bryce just so i can be labled "bryce's mom."
if this was a girl he was texting...why would he start off by callin her "dude"
i call a lot of people dude, male or female.
Then sad to say melly, whether you be male or female, you lack couth and basic literary manners. Ladies are ladies and should always be addressed as such.
thats great, i gotta get into the habbit of doing things like that.
dallas has the sexiest girls ever stop talkin shit about it. obviously youve never been. and this shits fuckin hilarious
Bryce's mom has got it going on, apparently.
awesome. plain and simple.
oh he knows.
hahahah that's great man
LMFAO!!!! yes. yes. yes. Dallas.. way to make me proud.
for sure dallas is where it's at. hahaha gotta love it.
Too bad Bryce doesn't get to ruin Thanksgiving now someone just got outed lol
HAHAHAHAH ;) my god!
When I read this, I was so happy it's from Dallas. Carrolltonnnn represent hahahaa
I keep coming back to this one in total disbelief - funniest thing I have ever read.
Yes Bryce's Mom
shes a champ
sooo proud to have the same area code as pete right now!!! GET IT DALLAS!
TO PETE-- YOU ARE THE MAN!
best one I have read yet.
hahahahaa i actually just peed my pants.
OMG, that's hilarious!!!!
LOL! This is one of my favorites
this is pete i did stick it bryce's mom's ass,she loved it.
im thinking that bryce is a guy and that explains the "dude im so drunk" and when pete found out it was bryce mom, pete replied with "i cant wait to have my cock in your ass".. the moms probably hot
AMAZING !!!! love it
that is awesome... always be on the prowl for some cougars
Hahaha dfw represent!!!
i wonder if pete was cognizant of the fact that it was bryce's mom holding his phone...
either way would be awkward for totally different reasons
I wanna meet Bryces mom
Actually laughing outloud, good shit
this is hilariousssssssss
one of the best.
this is my favorite of the day
I just burst out laughing in my dead silent office
Thank you Anonymous @May 4, 2009 1:51 PM
My friends and I pull this shit with each other all the time. I can't tell you how many times one of my best friends would text "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" to pretty much EVERYONE in his phone book.
I just thought it was standard protocol.
made life worth living.
Pete this is faker than shit
HAHAHHA oh my fucking god. dying
this is hilarious. i think he wanted to send the first message to bryce but sent it to his mom by accident and when he found out it was his mom, being the drunk he was, he blurted out what he wanted to do to his mom.
I love the homosexual texts.
I am crying laughing! LOVE IT!
OMH THIS IS HALARIOUS!
I heard Bryce's Mom is a hoor, so he prolly went over and did her.
Hahahahaha... Dallas way to represent LOL....
Notice how there's a jelous guy saying fake he just wants Bryce for him self
from now on, i'm not singing Stacy's Mom...
i'm singing Bryce's Mom
love to see some dallas/garland texts
This is on urban dictionary
fucking funny..but why would he be telling bryce this?? faaaags
That's how we roll in the DFW!
I'm so proud to be living in Dallas right now!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that suckksss!
I think a little bit of pee just came out ;)
Bryce's mom so wanted it!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
Dallas kids gotta represent(;
he knew it was his mom... hilarious
Whatever, I live in Dallas, and I know Pete and Bryce....They live in Uptown...Too funny...We all thought Pete was the bottom! LOL!!!
i just died a little.... effing hilarious!
Can whoever posted this please let us know what happened after?
@10:25 bryce can be a girl...since I know 2 girls named bryce you fail.
the next text: 'I know.'
My dad's name is Bryce. I'm pretty sure that makes it a guys name.
Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen.
Dallas texas represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!!¡ :)
That is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....my fave one!!!!
i guess she is goin to get her chocolate starfish cock punched!!!
oh, this is the best one ive seen! HAHAHA!
to "I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?"
My phone auto-punctuates for me, it's nice :p
This is my favorite. Poor Bryce's mom.
bryes mom dont say pete this is still bryes mom the cock shover was talkign to you!
lmfao. this is STILL bryce's mom.
hahah best one i've read all day!
Laughing. Too. Much. Must. Breathe.
Dallas fucking Texas. Hell yes. c;
Bryce can be a boy or a girl's name, so I guess we'll never know. I think it's funnier if it's a guy.
This is great
Hahaha that's awsome. That's definately the Plano area.. Gotta love my city.
dallas metroplex knows how to party, motherfuckers. nicely done.
OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!
BA HA HA HA !!!! FUCKING GREAT
LOL oh gosh... That's... awesome xD
Pete = Tony Romo, Bryce = Marion Barber, Bryce's Mom = Jerry Jones. Nuff said.
That's Dallas for you
Ah home sweet home. Parties were always crazy in Plano.
@ 5/9 11:17 I only punctuate when I am drunk
Nearly spat out my tea. I'm still laughing :D
Wow! DFW area is always full of fun.
I have gotten this sort of thing from my son's teenage friends. They know its me :P
bryce's mom FTW!!!!!!!!!
Dallas Texas ayy
Kudos to Bryce's Mom!
Assuming he's straight, pretty sure he knows. And doesn't care.
Just sayin' Bryce is a girl's name moreso than a guy's name. (i.e. actress Bryce Dallas Howard)
This is the best yet!
how about he just texted the wrong number and wasn't aiming for bryce or bryce's mom?
but either way...i feel so bad for bryce's mom.
So what if this is how Bryce's mom found out her son was g@y..?? That's a hell of a way to find out. Pete's going to have the sore @ss now from Bryce pounding it out as punishment for spilling the beans...
hahah:) us dallas bitchess:)
Bryce: Short for Brycanna (Bry/sah/na)
CLASSIC! Thx Pete's Mom
Oh my god. That's AWESOME
This is the best one here...fucking hilarious!!
this made me laugh real hard
But if Bryce is a girl, why does she have a cock?
whats the difference between jelly and jam? pete cant jelly his cock in bryce's ass haha
Oh he knows its Bryce's mom...
11:01 just shutup and laugh.
Someone just got outed.
Pete is the fucking man, need to have a beer with him
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HE DOESNT STOP!!!
ahahahhaha God Bless Texas.
5:02 ur a dumbass. It says it's bryces mom
Looolll everytime I read this I chuckle.
LMFAO!!!!! i just pissed myself haha
LMAO this is to funny
one of the best ones
Maybe a MILF? hahaha
Dude this one is the funniest shit ever!!!! and I pretty sure Bryce is a guy since pete says "dude I am so drunk" still the funniest shit ever!!!! fucking priceless!
You sad bunch of American losers.
this was such a win.
gotta say the whole ass part looks suspiciously like he's a guy. just sayin'.
Next line shouldve been Pete saying "i know..."