dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
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i'm pretty sure i know both pete AND bryce.
Why is there so many people hating on gays? Get with the times..
1. Pete totally tried to tell his friend that he was drunk.
2. When his friend's mom responded, he did what any good improvising gentleman would do: he switched gears.
Possibly to a successful degree
hey this is bryce. I'm a girl. Pete is my bf. My mom is cool and didn't care.
and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
Your bf calls you “dude” and only wants your ass? You probably have bigger problems than your bf hitting on your mom...
I dont know if cool is the word I would use. How romantical your bf is to call you "dude" while he whispers sweet anal nothings into your textual ear.\n\nimmaturity fail.
this one is SO freakin' funny - my face hurts from laughing so much!
Pretty upset about the fact that my name is bryce and im still getting texts from my friends asking if this had anything to do with me
im crying from laughing so hard at work
Did You make a video for Bryces 21st ?
he has perfect grammar even when he's drunk. my dream man.
I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?
lololol my favorite so far :]
Fucking Dallas losers!!
That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Pete, way to represent Oak Lawn.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing xD
Anyone know the number for bryce's mom?
Haha pete n Bryce from uptown???!!!
I loooveeee dallas! Grand Prairie represent!
dallas has the sexiest girls ever stop talkin shit about it. obviously youve never been. and this shits fuckin hilarious
Yeah. I thought it was a guy drunk texting his boyfriend too.
I think I know who this is & yes, I would stick it in her ass.
Can be a boy or a girl, but he did say dude...
i wonder if pete was cognizant of the fact that it was bryce's mom holding his phone...
either way would be awkward for totally different reasons
OMH THIS IS HALARIOUS!
I have to agree with
"Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen."
Or at least hope that was right.
To Anonymous May 7, 2009 9:54PM, that's a totally inappropriate comment regardless of how you feel about a football team. I bet you make your mom proud on a regular basis.
Pete, way to represent the 214! I hope Bryce's mom enjoyed it.
When I read this, I was so happy it's from Dallas. Carrolltonnnn represent hahahaa
Hahahahaha best I've read out of the night.
Bryce's mom has got it going on, apparently.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that suckksss!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I live in Dallas....Awesome!!
way to go on that one lmao
i've read this before.
and yet i'm still dying of laughter.
i'd pay money to know what happened after that.
The girl's name Bryce \b-ry-ce\, also used as boy's name Bryce, is pronounced bryce. It is of Scottish origin.
so get the fuck over it.
omg this is amazing. I can't wait to have my cock in Bryce's mom's ass too....
made life worth living.
this is hilariousssssssss
Haha repping my zip code with pride.. hell yeah!
hahahah that's great man
awesome. plain and simple.
i feel bad for bryce's mom. but
hahahaha omfg... if i ever decide to hace children, ill have to name my first-born child bryce just so i can be labled "bryce's mom."
I cried of laughter.
thats great, i gotta get into the habbit of doing things like that.
hahahahaa i actually just peed my pants.
I love the homosexual texts.
This is the best one I've seen yet...omfg I LOVE it!!
OMG, that's hilarious!!!!
That's how we roll in the DFW!
best one I have read yet.
lol i bet pete didn't read the first message she sent him before he sent the second text..
sooo proud to have the same area code as pete right now!!! GET IT DALLAS!
oh he knows.
This is on urban dictionary
Wow! DFW area is always full of fun.
funniest thing ever!
this is my favorite of the day
he knew it was his mom... hilarious
LMFAO!!!! yes. yes. yes. Dallas.. way to make me proud.
that is awesome... always be on the prowl for some cougars
AMAZING !!!! love it
this is hilarious. i think he wanted to send the first message to bryce but sent it to his mom by accident and when he found out it was his mom, being the drunk he was, he blurted out what he wanted to do to his mom.
i just died a little.... effing hilarious!
I keep coming back to this one in total disbelief - funniest thing I have ever read.
I wanna meet Bryces mom
how about he just texted the wrong number and wasn't aiming for bryce or bryce's mom?
but either way...i feel so bad for bryce's mom.
bryes mom dont say pete this is still bryes mom the cock shover was talkign to you!
fucking funny..but why would he be telling bryce this?? faaaags
Pete this is faker than shit
I'm so proud to be living in Dallas right now!
one of the best.
Yes Bryce's Mom
shes a champ
to "I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?"
My phone auto-punctuates for me, it's nice :p
I just burst out laughing in my dead silent office
if this was a girl he was texting...why would he start off by callin her "dude"
i call a lot of people dude, male or female.
Then sad to say melly, whether you be male or female, you lack couth and basic literary manners. Ladies are ladies and should always be addressed as such.
I heard Bryce's Mom is a hoor, so he prolly went over and did her.
TO PETE-- YOU ARE THE MAN!
LOL! This is one of my favorites
love to see some dallas/garland texts
Dallas Texas ayy
Bryce's mom so wanted it!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHHA oh my fucking god. dying
I fucking died. No text on this site has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did.
hahahahahahah best one ever
for sure dallas is where it's at. hahaha gotta love it.
HAHAHAHAH ;) my god!
Dallas kids gotta represent(;
Thank you Anonymous @May 4, 2009 1:51 PM
My friends and I pull this shit with each other all the time. I can't tell you how many times one of my best friends would text "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" to pretty much EVERYONE in his phone book.
I just thought it was standard protocol.
from now on, i'm not singing Stacy's Mom...
i'm singing Bryce's Mom
This is my favorite. Poor Bryce's mom.
I think a little bit of pee just came out ;)
the next text: 'I know.'
Too bad Bryce doesn't get to ruin Thanksgiving now someone just got outed lol
i guess she is goin to get her chocolate starfish cock punched!!!
That's Dallas for you
Notice how there's a jelous guy saying fake he just wants Bryce for him self
Actually laughing outloud, good shit
Whatever, I live in Dallas, and I know Pete and Bryce....They live in Uptown...Too funny...We all thought Pete was the bottom! LOL!!!
BA HA HA HA !!!! FUCKING GREAT
Hahahahaha... Dallas way to represent LOL....
I am crying laughing! LOVE IT!
this is pete i did stick it bryce's mom's ass,she loved it.
hahah best one i've read all day!
Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen.
OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!
@10:25 bryce can be a girl...since I know 2 girls named bryce you fail.
My dad's name is Bryce. I'm pretty sure that makes it a guys name.
oh, this is the best one ive seen! HAHAHA!
Laughing. Too. Much. Must. Breathe.
im thinking that bryce is a guy and that explains the "dude im so drunk" and when pete found out it was bryce mom, pete replied with "i cant wait to have my cock in your ass".. the moms probably hot
I have gotten this sort of thing from my son's teenage friends. They know its me :P
bryce's mom FTW!!!!!!!!!
Pete is the fucking man, need to have a beer with him
Hahaha dfw represent!!!
lmfao. this is STILL bryce's mom.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HE DOESNT STOP!!!
Just sayin' Bryce is a girl's name moreso than a guy's name. (i.e. actress Bryce Dallas Howard)
Hahaha that's awsome. That's definately the Plano area.. Gotta love my city.
That is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....my fave one!!!!
Dallas fucking Texas. Hell yes. c;
Pete = Tony Romo, Bryce = Marion Barber, Bryce's Mom = Jerry Jones. Nuff said.
Dallas texas represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!!¡ :)
This is great
hahah:) us dallas bitchess:)
Oh my god. That's AWESOME
You sad bunch of American losers.
Assuming he's straight, pretty sure he knows. And doesn't care.
Can whoever posted this please let us know what happened after?
dallas metroplex knows how to party, motherfuckers. nicely done.
Nearly spat out my tea. I'm still laughing :D
Kudos to Bryce's Mom!
LMFAO!!!!! i just pissed myself haha
11:01 just shutup and laugh.
Bryce: Short for Brycanna (Bry/sah/na)
This is the best yet!
Maybe a MILF? hahaha
LOL oh gosh... That's... awesome xD
this made me laugh real hard
But if Bryce is a girl, why does she have a cock?
This is the best one here...fucking hilarious!!
So what if this is how Bryce's mom found out her son was g@y..?? That's a hell of a way to find out. Pete's going to have the sore @ss now from Bryce pounding it out as punishment for spilling the beans...
@ 5/9 11:17 I only punctuate when I am drunk
this was such a win.
Bryce can be a boy or a girl's name, so I guess we'll never know. I think it's funnier if it's a guy.
Ah home sweet home. Parties were always crazy in Plano.
Oh he knows its Bryce's mom...
Looolll everytime I read this I chuckle.
whats the difference between jelly and jam? pete cant jelly his cock in bryce's ass haha
Someone just got outed.
CLASSIC! Thx Pete's Mom
gotta say the whole ass part looks suspiciously like he's a guy. just sayin'.
ahahahhaha God Bless Texas.
LMAO this is to funny
one of the best ones
5:02 ur a dumbass. It says it's bryces mom
Dude this one is the funniest shit ever!!!! and I pretty sure Bryce is a guy since pete says "dude I am so drunk" still the funniest shit ever!!!! fucking priceless!
Next line shouldve been Pete saying "i know..."