dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
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i'm pretty sure i know both pete AND bryce.
Why is there so many people hating on gays? Get with the times..
1. Pete totally tried to tell his friend that he was drunk.
2. When his friend's mom responded, he did what any good improvising gentleman would do: he switched gears.
Possibly to a successful degree
hey this is bryce. I'm a girl. Pete is my bf. My mom is cool and didn't care.
and they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
Your bf calls you “dude” and only wants your ass? You probably have bigger problems than your bf hitting on your mom...
I dont know if cool is the word I would use. How romantical your bf is to call you "dude" while he whispers sweet anal nothings into your textual ear.\n\nimmaturity fail.
Pretty upset about the fact that my name is bryce and im still getting texts from my friends asking if this had anything to do with me
this one is SO freakin' funny - my face hurts from laughing so much!
im crying from laughing so hard at work
lololol my favorite so far :]
he has perfect grammar even when he's drunk. my dream man.
Yeah. I thought it was a guy drunk texting his boyfriend too.
Anyone know the number for bryce's mom?
Haha pete n Bryce from uptown???!!!
That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Pete, way to represent Oak Lawn.
I loooveeee dallas! Grand Prairie represent!
Fucking Dallas losers!!
I think I know who this is & yes, I would stick it in her ass.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing xD
Did You make a video for Bryces 21st ?
The girl's name Bryce \b-ry-ce\, also used as boy's name Bryce, is pronounced bryce. It is of Scottish origin.
so get the fuck over it.
I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?
I have to agree with
"Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen."
Or at least hope that was right.
omg this is amazing. I can't wait to have my cock in Bryce's mom's ass too....
Can be a boy or a girl, but he did say dude...
dallas has the sexiest girls ever stop talkin shit about it. obviously youve never been. and this shits fuckin hilarious
funniest thing ever!
i feel bad for bryce's mom. but
I cried of laughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I live in Dallas....Awesome!!
This is the best one I've seen yet...omfg I LOVE it!!
To Anonymous May 7, 2009 9:54PM, that's a totally inappropriate comment regardless of how you feel about a football team. I bet you make your mom proud on a regular basis.
Pete, way to represent the 214! I hope Bryce's mom enjoyed it.
lol i bet pete didn't read the first message she sent him before he sent the second text..
Hahahahaha best I've read out of the night.
I fucking died. No text on this site has ever made me laugh as hard as this one did.
hahahah that's great man
way to go on that one lmao
oh he knows.
i've read this before.
and yet i'm still dying of laughter.
i'd pay money to know what happened after that.
hahahahahahah best one ever
Bryce's mom has got it going on, apparently.
hahahaha omfg... if i ever decide to hace children, ill have to name my first-born child bryce just so i can be labled "bryce's mom."
Haha repping my zip code with pride.. hell yeah!
thats great, i gotta get into the habbit of doing things like that.
if this was a girl he was texting...why would he start off by callin her "dude"
i call a lot of people dude, male or female.
Then sad to say melly, whether you be male or female, you lack couth and basic literary manners. Ladies are ladies and should always be addressed as such.
When I read this, I was so happy it's from Dallas. Carrolltonnnn represent hahahaa
LMFAO!!!! yes. yes. yes. Dallas.. way to make me proud.
awesome. plain and simple.
sooo proud to have the same area code as pete right now!!! GET IT DALLAS!
Too bad Bryce doesn't get to ruin Thanksgiving now someone just got outed lol
HAHAHAHAH ;) my god!
hahahahaa i actually just peed my pants.
OMG, that's hilarious!!!!
for sure dallas is where it's at. hahaha gotta love it.
that is awesome... always be on the prowl for some cougars
best one I have read yet.
i wonder if pete was cognizant of the fact that it was bryce's mom holding his phone...
either way would be awkward for totally different reasons
one of the best.
I keep coming back to this one in total disbelief - funniest thing I have ever read.
this is hilariousssssssss
Yes Bryce's Mom
shes a champ
AMAZING !!!! love it
TO PETE-- YOU ARE THE MAN!
I love the homosexual texts.
LOL! This is one of my favorites
I just burst out laughing in my dead silent office
this is pete i did stick it bryce's mom's ass,she loved it.
this is hilarious. i think he wanted to send the first message to bryce but sent it to his mom by accident and when he found out it was his mom, being the drunk he was, he blurted out what he wanted to do to his mom.
Hahaha dfw represent!!!
Actually laughing outloud, good shit
This is on urban dictionary
Thank you Anonymous @May 4, 2009 1:51 PM
My friends and I pull this shit with each other all the time. I can't tell you how many times one of my best friends would text "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" to pretty much EVERYONE in his phone book.
I just thought it was standard protocol.
I am crying laughing! LOVE IT!
OMH THIS IS HALARIOUS!
made life worth living.
Pete this is faker than shit
love to see some dallas/garland texts
I heard Bryce's Mom is a hoor, so he prolly went over and did her.
I wanna meet Bryces mom
this is my favorite of the day
im thinking that bryce is a guy and that explains the "dude im so drunk" and when pete found out it was bryce mom, pete replied with "i cant wait to have my cock in your ass".. the moms probably hot
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that suckksss!
That's how we roll in the DFW!
from now on, i'm not singing Stacy's Mom...
i'm singing Bryce's Mom
fucking funny..but why would he be telling bryce this?? faaaags
HAHAHHA oh my fucking god. dying
I'm so proud to be living in Dallas right now!
Notice how there's a jelous guy saying fake he just wants Bryce for him self
i guess she is goin to get her chocolate starfish cock punched!!!
he knew it was his mom... hilarious
Whatever, I live in Dallas, and I know Pete and Bryce....They live in Uptown...Too funny...We all thought Pete was the bottom! LOL!!!
the next text: 'I know.'
Hahahahaha... Dallas way to represent LOL....
I think a little bit of pee just came out ;)
Bryce's mom so wanted it!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
@10:25 bryce can be a girl...since I know 2 girls named bryce you fail.
Dallas kids gotta represent(;
i just died a little.... effing hilarious!
That is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....my fave one!!!!
Sounded to me like Bryce wanted his cock in the mom's ass.
This is one of the funniest I've seen.
lmfao. this is STILL bryce's mom.
Dallas texas represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!!¡ :)
Can whoever posted this please let us know what happened after?
My dad's name is Bryce. I'm pretty sure that makes it a guys name.
bryes mom dont say pete this is still bryes mom the cock shover was talkign to you!
to "I think it's fake. Who punctuates when drunk?"
My phone auto-punctuates for me, it's nice :p
hahah best one i've read all day!
Laughing. Too. Much. Must. Breathe.
oh, this is the best one ive seen! HAHAHA!
This is my favorite. Poor Bryce's mom.
dallas metroplex knows how to party, motherfuckers. nicely done.
Dallas fucking Texas. Hell yes. c;
how about he just texted the wrong number and wasn't aiming for bryce or bryce's mom?
but either way...i feel so bad for bryce's mom.
Nearly spat out my tea. I'm still laughing :D
Dallas Texas ayy
bryce's mom FTW!!!!!!!!!
OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!
BA HA HA HA !!!! FUCKING GREAT
Bryce can be a boy or a girl's name, so I guess we'll never know. I think it's funnier if it's a guy.
Hahaha that's awsome. That's definately the Plano area.. Gotta love my city.
This is great
Pete = Tony Romo, Bryce = Marion Barber, Bryce's Mom = Jerry Jones. Nuff said.
@ 5/9 11:17 I only punctuate when I am drunk
Wow! DFW area is always full of fun.
I have gotten this sort of thing from my son's teenage friends. They know its me :P
LOL oh gosh... That's... awesome xD
Kudos to Bryce's Mom!
Assuming he's straight, pretty sure he knows. And doesn't care.
Ah home sweet home. Parties were always crazy in Plano.
That's Dallas for you
So what if this is how Bryce's mom found out her son was g@y..?? That's a hell of a way to find out. Pete's going to have the sore @ss now from Bryce pounding it out as punishment for spilling the beans...
This is the best one here...fucking hilarious!!
hahah:) us dallas bitchess:)
CLASSIC! Thx Pete's Mom
Just sayin' Bryce is a girl's name moreso than a guy's name. (i.e. actress Bryce Dallas Howard)
Bryce: Short for Brycanna (Bry/sah/na)
this made me laugh real hard
Oh my god. That's AWESOME
Pete is the fucking man, need to have a beer with him
This is the best yet!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HE DOESNT STOP!!!
whats the difference between jelly and jam? pete cant jelly his cock in bryce's ass haha
11:01 just shutup and laugh.
Oh he knows its Bryce's mom...
But if Bryce is a girl, why does she have a cock?
Looolll everytime I read this I chuckle.
ahahahhaha God Bless Texas.
Someone just got outed.
LMAO this is to funny
one of the best ones
LMFAO!!!!! i just pissed myself haha
Maybe a MILF? hahaha
You sad bunch of American losers.
5:02 ur a dumbass. It says it's bryces mom
this was such a win.
gotta say the whole ass part looks suspiciously like he's a guy. just sayin'.
Dude this one is the funniest shit ever!!!! and I pretty sure Bryce is a guy since pete says "dude I am so drunk" still the funniest shit ever!!!! fucking priceless!
Next line shouldve been Pete saying "i know..."