I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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Imagine trying to explain to his parents how he died.
Hello RAAAAAAAANDY's parents, theres been a terrible cunnilingus accident. RAAAAAAAANDy was eating pussy under water...Yeah I know its awesome, but he didnt make it.
Here lies Randy, he died while eating pussy. Then his hand print will be on the gravestone so that when you walk by it'll pop out to give you a high five. BA BAM BA BAM BA BAM!
Some guys actually like this. :-D But if you're going to play this game, use the nonverbal version of a safeword. Get one of those cat toys--a ball with a jingle-bell inside of it--and have him hold onto it. If you hear it drop? GET UP.
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!!
Whooo wants a mustache ride?
"his gravestone should have a hand comming out of it so you can give him a high-five."
Everyone has to die sometime and honestly this isn’t a bad way to go
Nom nom Nom
Assuming OP is female, way to go!
I love her!!
As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit :D
This woman is a hero who is talking about how she killed Osama
Not a terrible way to spend an evening.
Sounds like my ex
You're doing it wrong.
thats not what your mama said last night
At least he died happy and in a happy place.
I think this was stolen from a previous TFLN...
Judging by area code and timing this might be about me, and I am such a fan of that shit. If so, she's definitely the opposite of fatty
He shoul have put like some gogels on or something
Not a bad way to go really
He would have died happy... Or at least thats what I think when I feel suffocated by my girlfriends vag :)
Roll the body up in a carpet and get rid of it. Oh, and spray his face with clorox to get rid of vag dna. \n\nAnd then lose some weight before you attempt it again. \n\nYou're welcome.