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  • Imagine trying to explain to his parents how he died.

    Submitted by RockerRyan on May 1, 11 at 3:44pm
    • Hello RAAAAAAAANDY's parents, theres been a terrible cunnilingus accident. RAAAAAAAANDy was eating pussy under water...Yeah I know its awesome, but he didnt make it.

      Submitted by Stucco on May 1, 11 at 8:06pm
      • Here lies Randy, he died while eating pussy. Then his hand print will be on the gravestone so that when you walk by it'll pop out to give you a high five. BA BAM BA BAM BA BAM!

        Submitted by CheckOne on May 1, 11 at 11:58pm
  • Some guys actually like this. :-D But if you're going to play this game, use the nonverbal version of a safeword. Get one of those cat toys--a ball with a jingle-bell inside of it--and have him hold onto it. If you hear it drop? GET UP.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 1, 11 at 4:27pm
  • Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!!

    Submitted by JohnT09 on May 1, 11 at 7:40pm
  • Whooo wants a mustache ride?

    Submitted by Mik27pmc on May 1, 11 at 4:33pm
  • "his gravestone should have a hand comming out of it so you can give him a high-five."

    Submitted by fatherfigure on May 1, 11 at 9:17pm
  • Nom nom Nom

    Submitted by wharfrat70 on May 1, 11 at 8:46pm
  • Everyone has to die sometime and honestly this isn’t a bad way to go

    Submitted by Phys on May 1, 11 at 5:34pm
  • Assuming OP is female, way to go!

    Submitted by Michguy on May 1, 11 at 4:06pm
  • This woman is a hero who is talking about how she killed Osama

    Submitted by Phys on May 2, 11 at 1:03am
  • I love her!!

    Submitted by budd on May 1, 11 at 3:48pm
  • As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit :D

    Submitted by dodgycabbage on May 2, 11 at 10:36am
  • Not a terrible way to spend an evening.

    Submitted by BrotherDarkness on May 1, 11 at 7:49pm
  • Sounds like my ex

    Submitted by DrHenryJekyll on May 1, 11 at 7:23pm
  • You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on May 1, 11 at 3:25pm
  • At least he died happy and in a happy place.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 2, 11 at 12:16am
  • I think this was stolen from a previous TFLN...

    Submitted by colan08 on May 1, 11 at 10:34pm
  • Nice:D

    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:19am
  • Sounds fatty

    Submitted by vim on May 2, 11 at 1:49am
  • Judging by area code and timing this might be about me, and I am such a fan of that shit. If so, she's definitely the opposite of fatty

    Submitted by StanSitwell on May 2, 11 at 2:59pm
  • Not a bad way to go really

    Submitted by azordie on May 2, 11 at 1:45am
  • Sounds like my ex

    Submitted by DrHenryJekyll on May 1, 11 at 7:34pm
  • He would have died happy... Or at least thats what I think when I feel suffocated by my girlfriends vag :)

    Submitted by Brandnew3909 on May 10, 11 at 2:20am
  • He shoul have put like some gogels on or something

    Submitted by stuffler on May 2, 11 at 2:45am
  • Roll the body up in a carpet and get rid of it. Oh, and spray his face with clorox to get rid of vag dna. \n\nAnd then lose some weight before you attempt it again. \n\nYou're welcome.

    Submitted by shamrock2112 on May 1, 11 at 8:37pm
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