he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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Ladies, don't shower with non-housebroken men.
He's marking his territory lol
You don't own a girl til you pee on her.
To R Kelly that is the definition of nice and romantic.
I would have beat him with a shampoo bottle....
in Soviet Russia leg pees on you
In his defense it was mostly your fault for bringing a jellyfish into the shower with you
The first sentence was almost enough.
Kitchen sink must have been full...
My ex did that to me all the time
Soon you'll get used to it. Then want it.
I cracked up when I read this one, I've done it, and I'll bet most men have too!
Bahahaha I have a friend whose ex did that to her.... \nInstead of getting mad... She got even.
is that new body wash?... no just piss
lol! im a girl, and you have no idea how many people i have peed on in the shower. including my mom. :D
That's how you know he loves you. Isn't he cute?! :)
What can I say, you gotta go when you gotta go
That's what happens when u bring a dog in the shower with u...
Hahaha. This is how you get them to leave silly.
Oh! I do this to my wife every time we take a shower together!
He was just cleaning out before he fucked. Good thing he didnt go inside you ha
Ewww my bf does that and thinks its funny!!! Its not.
dump his ass!