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  • Submitted by jltc on Oct 1, 11 at 4:58pm

    I'm going to go with bad night, at least for the turtle.

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    Submitted by JunkShot on Oct 1, 11 at 3:55pm

    Totally depends on who you were trying to fuck with it and where you were trying to stick it.

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    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Oct 2, 11 at 1:22am

    What's the problem? Were they, "not turtle-ly enough for the turtle club?

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      Submitted by lannerb03 on Oct 2, 11 at 10:56am

      sadly....excellent master of disguise reference

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    Submitted by mattmac91 on Oct 1, 11 at 6:42pm

    Poor Michelangelo

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    Submitted by dyelin on Oct 1, 11 at 3:39pm

    Tfln will be the judge of that

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    Submitted by Philsfan on Oct 1, 11 at 5:54pm

    since it didn't end with you facing charges for even trying that then I vote good nite

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    Submitted by skeezer on Oct 1, 11 at 9:42pm

    I wonder if it was a 190 pound snapper.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 1, 11 at 5:55pm

    That depends on which end of the turtle. 'Cause there are some places you really don't want a turtle to bite you.

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    Submitted by TickleMePurple on Oct 1, 11 at 3:43pm

    I.... whaaaa?

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    Submitted by Porcelain_Tramp on Oct 1, 11 at 6:48pm

    Sounds like a awsome night to me. Tell her it was joke an in order to makeup for such a bad joke take her to a movie an dinner:) an don't bring the turtle Bahahahaha

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    Submitted by zozoanimals on Oct 2, 11 at 1:48pm

    Good night

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 2, 11 at 6:47am

    That ain't right..

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    Submitted by BarryDingle on Oct 3, 11 at 1:31am

    brings new meaning to the term, "turtlehead".

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    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Oct 1, 11 at 5:20pm

    A "sneaky ninja" turtle?

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    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Oct 3, 11 at 11:53am

    poor kid with zombie face paint. he only LIKES turtles.

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    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Oct 1, 11 at 9:59pm

    It was a great night.