Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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I'm going to go with bad night, at least for the turtle.
Totally depends on who you were trying to fuck with it and where you were trying to stick it.
What's the problem? Were they, "not turtle-ly enough for the turtle club?
sadly....excellent master of disguise reference
Tfln will be the judge of that
I wonder if it was a 190 pound snapper.
That ain't right..
brings new meaning to the term, "turtlehead".
Sounds like a awsome night to me. Tell her it was joke an in order to makeup for such a bad joke take her to a movie an dinner:) an don't bring the turtle Bahahahaha
That depends on which end of the turtle. 'Cause there are some places you really don't want a turtle to bite you.
since it didn't end with you facing charges for even trying that then I vote good nite
A "sneaky ninja" turtle?
poor kid with zombie face paint. he only LIKES turtles.
It was a great night.