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  • Ripped off from Eastbound & Down's Kenny Powers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 1:05am
  • and thats why i am better than everyone in the world..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:45am
  • Kenny fuckin Powers!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 4:09pm
  • i know that one of us had our own personal stylist, and the other shop lifts their shit from fashion bug. you know i love you and think you are a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:35am
  • if there's anything i hate its losing, if there's any two things i hate, its losing, and getting cancer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:26am
  • i'm just a man with a mind for victory. and an arm like a fucking cannon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:28pm
  • I jerked off in a girls eye while she was sleeping. She texted me in the morning saying someone had glued her eye shut. I have super-gluey-cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I just saw two boys raping a six-year-old. ...Just kidding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:05pm
  • we could have taken state in '82. no doubt in my mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:15am
  • Because I'm the man with the golden dick an I can throw the ball faster than fuck

    Submitted by wsp28494 on Sep 21, 10 at 8:58am