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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 1:05am

    Ripped off from Eastbound & Down's Kenny Powers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:45am

    and thats why i am better than everyone in the world..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 4:09pm

    Kenny fuckin Powers!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:10pm

    I jerked off in a girls eye while she was sleeping. She texted me in the morning saying someone had glued her eye shut. I have super-gluey-cum.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:35am

    i know that one of us had our own personal stylist, and the other shop lifts their shit from fashion bug. you know i love you and think you are a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:15am

    we could have taken state in '82. no doubt in my mind.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:26am

    if there's anything i hate its losing, if there's any two things i hate, its losing, and getting cancer

  • Submitted by wsp28494 on Sep 21, 10 at 8:58am

    Because I'm the man with the golden dick an I can throw the ball faster than fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:28pm

    i'm just a man with a mind for victory. and an arm like a fucking cannon.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:05pm

    I just saw two boys raping a six-year-old. ...Just kidding.