She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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She can't talk with a dick in her mouth.
My sentiment exactly.
dust till dawn goodness
dusk to dawn
dust..dusk...all i see is hot chicks nipples constantly poking through her shirt..guy with cockgun...clooney as epic badass
Always wondered about Beethoven's explosive finishes...
Never go full retard.
So basically she goes full retard?
having a smart girlfriend, and getting head from someone else is frowned upon. but having a dick-mozart girlfriend, and get intellectual with other people isnt. solution.
What? She's a cock savant.
Pros Cons\nSucks a good Dick ?\nNo communication
Why are you talking to her?
Great head wins every time
Bahahahahaha fucking great..
So just start a rental on the mouth. If she's full retard she'll think it's you getting hard over and over.
Keep her on the booty call list and leave it at that.
Skip that...some of us give great head AND you can hold an intelligent conversation with us. ;)
adventures with asbergers!
Why do you need to talk to her? I mean seriously what do you need to talk in the first place??