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  • Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 3:41pm

    She can't talk with a dick in her mouth.

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      Submitted by stackjr on Dec 15, 11 at 4:39pm

      My sentiment exactly.

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 15, 11 at 5:46pm

        dust till dawn goodness

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          Submitted by TexasYankee7 on Dec 15, 11 at 11:14pm

          dusk to dawn

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            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 1:06am

            dust..dusk...all i see is hot chicks nipples constantly poking through her shirt..guy with cockgun...clooney as epic badass

  • Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 15, 11 at 3:05pm

    Always wondered about Beethoven's explosive finishes...

  • Submitted by CrashR6 on Dec 15, 11 at 4:51pm

    Never go full retard.

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 15, 11 at 3:38pm

    So basically she goes full retard?

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    Submitted by polacke on Dec 17, 11 at 3:34am

    having a smart girlfriend, and getting head from someone else is frowned upon. but having a dick-mozart girlfriend, and get intellectual with other people isnt. solution.

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    Submitted by djester486 on Dec 16, 11 at 5:17pm

    What? She's a cock savant.

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    Submitted by Malicius on Dec 16, 11 at 8:03am

    Great head wins every time

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 15, 11 at 3:16pm

    Why are you talking to her?

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    Submitted by tlovell on Dec 15, 11 at 3:59pm

    Pros Cons\nSucks a good Dick ?\nNo communication

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    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Dec 17, 11 at 12:23am

    Amazing analogy.

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 21, 11 at 12:05pm

    Skip that...some of us give great head AND you can hold an intelligent conversation with us. ;)

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    Submitted by haynay on Dec 15, 11 at 7:27pm

    Why do you need to talk to her? I mean seriously what do you need to talk in the first place??

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 15, 11 at 4:32pm

    adventures with asbergers!

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 17, 11 at 3:02am

    Bahahahahaha fucking great..

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 16, 11 at 11:12am

    Keep her on the booty call list and leave it at that.

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    Submitted by credawg86 on Jan 29, 12 at 7:49pm

    CrashR lol

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    Submitted by swallows on Dec 18, 11 at 4:49am

    So just start a rental on the mouth. If she's full retard she'll think it's you getting hard over and over.