Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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The other 5% ends with an accidental fart
This is even true regardless of the sex of the two participants. If its a guy and a girl it of course ends in sex, if two girls pillow fight we all have watched enough porn to know it ends in sex, and if two guys are pillow fighting then they have probably already slept with each other.
Haha it's so cute when guys try to tickle there waay into ur pants :)
So true. I used to have tickle fights with my uncle Peter when I was 6. He went to prison a year later and Ive had strange feelings toward men since.
whoever posted this on here just made the best discovery for me. i now look back and see that most of the people i have had sex with, the first time did start with tickling. as with the people i have messed around with. and back massages.
I love tickle fights :]
HA. so true. if im hanging out with a guy who starts tickling me I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS.
11:20 gave my mom a bj
Hmmm....... so true. The first tickle war ended up in sex and then we got married........ so does this mean tickle wars lead to marriage? which really means NO sex...
Nola's where it's at
95% of the time, it works every time
I just tried tickling my supre hot boss, she almost fired me.... So i guess im the 5% then.
True, true. It also helps you find out the spots on their bod that gets them aroused faster. Last time I had a tickle war, I ended up in the backseat of his car for an hour.
Good times, good times.
especially if they use a french tickler.
wait, i have tickle wars with my mom...
is "are you ticklish?" like the international foreplay line for guys?
Truest thing on this website.
Yup. how it started with both husbands
I can testify to that
i'm a statistical anomaly... (sadface)
Tickle wars lead me to sleep with my ex-friends-with-benefits who was dating one of my good friends at the time. Oops.
Also, witty banter is foreplay for the intelligent.
I don't even like getting tickled but since it's for the greater good 95% of the time I can live with it.
I agree... Pretty much the best foreplay in the world.
and the other 5% of the time they end in an awkward staring contest....
that's how I lost my virginity!
Nice to know....
Well that's the point of a tickle fight.
Doesn't help when you moan when you get tickled.
I'm the other five percent then.
haha, i love this...
good advice Sandusky.
We stay high on that 504 shit nawlins!!!!
^^Im pretty sure youre alone on that one lol
but i love this i love tickeling my guy he knows what i want :)
yesssss. im so glad im ticklish
@5:40 "ARE FAT GIRLS TICKLISH?" why the FUCK would you want to know!?
as for this tidbit of information... i thank you with my first born son. im trying to hook up with this girl and tickling may be a nice innocent way to kick it off. even if it just ends in kissing
And the other 5% end in a punch to the face
i disagree! i hate being tickled :[
Too bad I'm not ticklish
So very true...
or it's the drunken, you know you both want it to end in sex, but either party says it or wants to admit it (even though they wanted it for awhile)
I pull this move ALL the time
hahahahah god damn, i am sorry for you 9:47, ive been there too...but with someone who's a normal human being, tickle wars might be the best innocent foreplay possible...
HAHA. so true, and it usually is extremely rough and wild sex.
My best friend and I get into them all the time. It's kinda weird. Do you think he has feelings for me? I'm female btw.
5:35, that's just poor judgment, my friend. i do, however, approve of the intended goal though.
since this is true
i am waaaaay overdue
True. Oh so so true.
hahaha omg this is amazingly true :]
so true, great way to at least end up cuddling with someone hahah
youre so cool 11:20....
i must've hit that 5% every time then
Man why is it I end up with the girls whose lungs lock up when you start the tickle war?
FACT!\nUnder the right circumstances of course
wait seriously? damnit, i turned down a drunken tickle fight last night because i hate getting tickled
so true. always.
If a girls no ticklish that's when you know you have a problem.
Not if you are mormon and still in highschool.... Godamnit!
so true. way to rep nola
OMG now I know why he tickles me alllll the time!
you must not be married yet
I live in that 5%....
lolz so incredibly true!
this gives me an idea...
also have to say, very very true
4:10, too much information
5:01 u pedifile..... But true true
Dude that's what my ex used to do to me. Except then he became so eager to get to the sex part that he'd tickle me so hard to the point where it didn't tickle at all. It HURT. D:
the other five percent end in court cases
4:50 - I wouldn't say all guys who have a pillow fight have slept with each other, some aren't really uptight and are safe in their sexuality. :)
I gotta remember this...
way too true my friend, way too true.
that, or in some sort of awkward one-person-wants-it-one-is-like-"WTF"-type-of-thing.
hahahahhah so true. proved it last night ;D
That... is definitely true... I usually start the tickle fights..
hahahahaha sooo true !
hmmm well my tickle wars always seem to end up being Dutch ovened. Damn.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! This is so true.
who ever said that must not have kids I said it before I'll say it again and again
i think my girlfriend has a tickling fetish. its fucking awesome...
unless you tell the girl to stop and call her by the wrong name in the process..
crying ensues.. trust me
that was my old move, except my current gf like spaz's out and punches me if i try tickling her. so im now in the 5% fail.
I had to stop my 15 year old step-daughter from starting a tickle war. I don't need that kind of trouble.
ew, I have those with my sister. she broke he foot while having one.
definitely had the 5% awkward staring contest. that's what happens when you tickle war with a celibate person.
my ex used to say it hurt him to be tickled. And when i'd tickle him he'd tickle me as revenge. whaaaatttT?
thats 100% true.
the only time ive ever cheated in my life, thats how it happened.
My gf started those all the time... Never got laid once...
looking for someone to tickle...
100% of the time it works 60% of the time, all of the time.
would the writer of this tfln please have a tickle fight with me?
Fuck I been in the other %5 forever
ARE FAT GIRLS TICKLISH?
100% of the time I end up curled on the floor, glaring at my best friend who's got a smug look on her face. She's also got a girlfriend. And I got the worst crush on her.
so true. that's the only game i have my man.
Works like a charm. Very subtle way of saying so =]
ive been saying this for yeaaarsss
this is true. or 95% sexual at the very least.
So true... I fucked one of my best friends thanks to the tickle wars strategy!
I'll bet my boyfriend wishes this were true for him
especially with children.
works every time. except for 5:25
Aaaaaaaah.... Unless you pee when you're tickled
Yessir from the N O baby!!!
Truest thing EVER!
12:31 i love that! ....witty banter :)
Lmfao! Ewww 10:30. Rofl.
True. This tactic just worked on me last week
I want a tickle war... :[ haha!
and then thats when youve been tryna tickle her...and she tells u she isnt ticklish....AWKWARD lol
SO true. Or at the very least some kind of sexual activity
True story true story
So flipping true =D
6:13 too soon man. too soon.
95% seems like such a small percentage in this case.
^^^the moral of this story should be that he never tickled me more than once. unfortunately, he's not that smart.
It's been 100% of the time for me
i wish that were true
THIS IS THE MOST TRUE STATEMENT EVER.
Also, 21:31, I agree about witty banter, and I have had the exact same thing happen with the whole ex-friends w/ benefits thing. Kinda spooky.
HA! Not if you have my boyfriend....
So does stretching with someone who works out a lot. Good sex though.
hahaha fact!..i ws part of the 5% that escaped the sex part
true true true last time i asked why it is every guy's first move haha
Ha I turned a guy down last night that was trying this maneuver. Top rejection on my list. Ever. He looked so disappointed.
I didn't even know this, went over to my friend's house to hang out, i stole her phone, she tickled me, i tickled back, best sex of my life.
tickle me Elmo, remember that?
also, i have a big cock.
that's just wrong.
Not her they don't....I get my revenge and puke on him LOL!
see, me and my bf are both extremely ticklish, and it turns into a huge struggle, then the sex ensues. it happens way too often. haha.
and the thing is we both hate being tickled...
Is this also true when they're 2 girls?
I know, that's how I had my first experience with a girl :3
so true, although so do massages :)
Oh god yes that's how I started dating my last bf :D
i love you new orleans. stay classy.
haha definitely true with me
Yeah this has happened to me at least three times.
i think i must be in that 5% that doesn't end in sex. i hate being tickled, and have actually instinctively kneed/elbowed/kicked my guy in the face/stomach/balls to get him to stop tickling me. injured penis does not equal sex.
Nah, I hate getting tickled. If you want to have extremely rough and wild sex just say so, there is no need to torture me.
Truer words have never been spoken.
lol im pretty much ticklish everywhere on my body
8:06, I think I love you.
@5:25 I would go so far as to say that undesired tickle wars are a different matter, unless MJ is in the picture. Then no matter how much you cry and scream.. it's just gonna happen.
95% of my sex ends in tickle wars. :(
That used to be the go to "lets speed this up" move. Classic.
The other five is just a simple miscommunication
YES! well the farthest ive ever gotten from a tickle war was a bj!! and im 12!
its a good way to play off "no! stop it!" as just assuming she's still referring to the tickle part
ooooh.... so thaaats why he was trying to tickle me so much.
Until you get married.
And the other 5% ends in someone pissing them self =(
woww i didnt know this lol... now i know exactly why this guy asked me where i was ticklish haha
truest statement ive heard! and i hope i never get married 2:36 haha