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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:00am

    The other 5% ends with an accidental fart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:50pm

    This is even true regardless of the sex of the two participants. If its a guy and a girl it of course ends in sex, if two girls pillow fight we all have watched enough porn to know it ends in sex, and if two guys are pillow fighting then they have probably already slept with each other.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:19pm

    So true. I used to have tickle fights with my uncle Peter when I was 6. He went to prison a year later and Ive had strange feelings toward men since.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:44am

    Haha it's so cute when guys try to tickle there waay into ur pants :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:08am

    I love tickle fights :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:31pm

    Tickle wars lead me to sleep with my ex-friends-with-benefits who was dating one of my good friends at the time. Oops. Also, witty banter is foreplay for the intelligent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:02pm

    95% of the time, it works every time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:33am

    whoever posted this on here just made the best discovery for me. i now look back and see that most of the people i have had sex with, the first time did start with tickling. as with the people i have messed around with. and back massages.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:21pm

    HA. so true. if im hanging out with a guy who starts tickling me I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:30pm

    wait, i have tickle wars with my mom...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:25pm

    I just tried tickling my supre hot boss, she almost fired me.... So i guess im the 5% then.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:11am

    I'm the other five percent then.

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    Submitted by bellediesse on Jan 30, 12 at 2:28pm

    Yup. how it started with both husbands

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:44pm

    11:20 gave my mom a bj

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:10am

    I can testify to that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:59pm

    And the other 5% end in a punch to the face

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:18pm

    especially if they use a french tickler.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:20pm

    I don't even like getting tickled but since it's for the greater good 95% of the time I can live with it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:11pm

    Hmmm....... so true. The first tickle war ended up in sex and then we got married........ so does this mean tickle wars lead to marriage? which really means NO sex...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:20am

    So very true... or it's the drunken, you know you both want it to end in sex, but either party says it or wants to admit it (even though they wanted it for awhile)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:51pm

    Truest thing on this website.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:05pm

    Well that's the point of a tickle fight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:06pm

    We stay high on that 504 shit nawlins!!!!

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    Submitted by Layla611 on Sep 22, 11 at 6:34pm

    Fact!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:35pm

    i'm a statistical anomaly... (sadface)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:56pm

    hahahahah god damn, i am sorry for you 9:47, ive been there too...but with someone who's a normal human being, tickle wars might be the best innocent foreplay possible...

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    Submitted by maellyne on Jun 3, 11 at 8:52pm

    Sooo true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:35am

    SO TRUEEEE. is "are you ticklish?" like the international foreplay line for guys?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:01pm

    I agree... Pretty much the best foreplay in the world.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:03pm

    True fact.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:32pm

    ^^Im pretty sure youre alone on that one lol but i love this i love tickeling my guy he knows what i want :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:30pm

    My best friend and I get into them all the time. It's kinda weird. Do you think he has feelings for me? I'm female btw.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:46pm

    and the other 5% of the time they end in an awkward staring contest....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:03am

    11:00 hahahahahahaha Nola's where it's at

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:05pm

    5:01 u pedifile..... But true true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:17pm

    Man why is it I end up with the girls whose lungs lock up when you start the tickle war?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:01am

    I pull this move ALL the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:26am

    I'll bet my boyfriend wishes this were true for him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:35pm

    since this is true i am waaaaay overdue

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:42pm

    HAHA. so true, and it usually is extremely rough and wild sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:14pm

    i disagree! i hate being tickled :[

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:27pm

    ew, I have those with my sister. she broke he foot while having one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:06pm

    4:10, too much information

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:53pm

    so true, great way to at least end up cuddling with someone hahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:05pm

    so true. way to rep nola

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:32pm

    youre so cool 11:20....

  • Submitted by USAF on Jun 2, 10 at 12:38pm

    haha...agreed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:10pm

    True, true. It also helps you find out the spots on their bod that gets them aroused faster. Last time I had a tickle war, I ended up in the backseat of his car for an hour. Good times, good times.

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    Submitted by FredlyDaMoose on Aug 2, 11 at 12:32am

    Nice to know....

  • Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 16, 10 at 12:49am

    FACT!\nUnder the right circumstances of course

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:56am

    ive been saying this for yeaaarsss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 7:57pm

    that's how I lost my virginity!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:47am

    OMG now I know why he tickles me alllll the time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:27pm

    also have to say, very very true

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    Submitted by spartyon_sir on Mar 4, 10 at 4:42pm

    you must not be married yet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:11am

    haha, i love this...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:37pm

    way too true my friend, way too true. that, or in some sort of awkward one-person-wants-it-one-is-like-"WTF"-type-of-thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:34am

    So true... I fucked one of my best friends thanks to the tickle wars strategy!

  • Submitted by fallopianfungus on Feb 5, 10 at 4:44am

    so true. that's the only game i have my man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:10am

    True story true story

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:01pm

    ^^^the moral of this story should be that he never tickled me more than once. unfortunately, he's not that smart.

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    Submitted by the_lololagist on Jul 6, 12 at 11:58pm

    i must've hit that 5% every time then

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:59am

    @5:40 "ARE FAT GIRLS TICKLISH?" why the FUCK would you want to know!? as for this tidbit of information... i thank you with my first born son. im trying to hook up with this girl and tickling may be a nice innocent way to kick it off. even if it just ends in kissing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:39pm

    wait seriously? damnit, i turned down a drunken tickle fight last night because i hate getting tickled

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:32pm

    hmmm well my tickle wars always seem to end up being Dutch ovened. Damn.

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    Submitted by morris310 on Nov 30, 11 at 7:36pm

    Doesn't help when you moan when you get tickled.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:44am

    Too bad I'm not ticklish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:37am

    Not if you are mormon and still in highschool.... Godamnit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:56pm

    hahaha omg this is amazingly true :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:12pm

    would the writer of this tfln please have a tickle fight with me?

  • Submitted by Airdudewolff on Feb 27, 11 at 10:17pm

    Truest thing EVER!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:59am

    hahahahhah so true. proved it last night ;D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:57pm

    yesssss. im so glad im ticklish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:17pm

    i think my girlfriend has a tickling fetish. its fucking awesome...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 6:48am

    True. Oh so so true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:36am

    SOOOOOOoooooooooo true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:45pm

    works every time. except for 5:25

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:24am

    Fuck I been in the other %5 forever

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    Submitted by agrenadesbabe on Jun 29, 10 at 8:05pm

    so true. always.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:00am

    Dude that's what my ex used to do to me. Except then he became so eager to get to the sex part that he'd tickle me so hard to the point where it didn't tickle at all. It HURT. D:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:27pm

    thats 100% true. the only time ive ever cheated in my life, thats how it happened. ahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:48am

    unless you tell the girl to stop and call her by the wrong name in the process.. crying ensues.. trust me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:10pm

    95% seems like such a small percentage in this case.

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    Submitted by STFUcupcake on May 22, 11 at 5:51am

    so true!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:47pm

    definitely had the 5% awkward staring contest. that's what happens when you tickle war with a celibate person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:45pm

    that was my old move, except my current gf like spaz's out and punches me if i try tickling her. so im now in the 5% fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:41pm

    4:50 - I wouldn't say all guys who have a pillow fight have slept with each other, some aren't really uptight and are safe in their sexuality. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:35am

    hahahahaha sooo true !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:40am

    ARE FAT GIRLS TICKLISH?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:12pm

    Lmfao! Ewww 10:30. Rofl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:09pm

    and then thats when youve been tryna tickle her...and she tells u she isnt ticklish....AWKWARD lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:52pm

    5:35, that's just poor judgment, my friend. i do, however, approve of the intended goal though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:15am

    Not her they don't....I get my revenge and puke on him LOL!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:14pm

    I live in that 5%....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:37am

    Is this also true when they're 2 girls?

  • Submitted by jman4291 on Aug 29, 10 at 12:17pm

    the other five percent end in court cases

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:57pm

    this gives me an idea...

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    Submitted by randarooskie on May 7, 12 at 5:06am

    I know, that's how I had my first experience with a girl :3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:00pm

    That used to be the go to "lets speed this up" move. Classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:05pm

    True Stills

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:53am

    lol im pretty much ticklish everywhere on my body

  • Submitted by whatdableep on Oct 11, 10 at 9:07pm

    I had to stop my 15 year old step-daughter from starting a tickle war. I don't need that kind of trouble.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:52am

    12:31 i love that! ....witty banter :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:27pm

    hahaha fact!..i ws part of the 5% that escaped the sex part

  • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 5:45am

    I gotta remember this...

  • Submitted by LoLSmileyFace on Jan 23, 10 at 5:13pm

    my ex used to say it hurt him to be tickled. And when i'd tickle him he'd tickle me as revenge. whaaaatttT?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:07am

    who ever said that must not have kids I said it before I'll say it again and again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:43am

    100% of the time I end up curled on the floor, glaring at my best friend who's got a smug look on her face. She's also got a girlfriend. And I got the worst crush on her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:05pm

    Aaaaaaaah.... Unless you pee when you're tickled

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:51pm

    THIS IS THE MOST TRUE STATEMENT EVER. Also, 21:31, I agree about witty banter, and I have had the exact same thing happen with the whole ex-friends w/ benefits thing. Kinda spooky.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:00pm

    That... is definitely true... I usually start the tickle fights..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:26am

    true true true last time i asked why it is every guy's first move haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:44pm

    Nah, I hate getting tickled. If you want to have extremely rough and wild sex just say so, there is no need to torture me.

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    Submitted by 3lmo on Jan 5, 12 at 12:42am

    My gf started those all the time... Never got laid once...

  • Submitted by yousirareagenius on Mar 20, 11 at 4:25am

    Gigidy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:55pm

    HA! Not if you have my boyfriend....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:42pm

    100% of the time it works 60% of the time, all of the time.

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    Submitted by ashclegg on Aug 26, 12 at 4:37am

    True. This tactic just worked on me last week

  • Submitted by LolCatzFTW on Feb 20, 11 at 3:28pm

    If a girls no ticklish that's when you know you have a problem.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:13pm

    @5:25 I would go so far as to say that undesired tickle wars are a different matter, unless MJ is in the picture. Then no matter how much you cry and scream.. it's just gonna happen.

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    Submitted by cartoonswagger on Jan 11, 12 at 3:40am

    So does stretching with someone who works out a lot. Good sex though.

  • Submitted by Spectroz on Apr 29, 10 at 11:05pm

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! This is so true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:27am

    I want a tickle war... :[ haha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:01pm

    especially with children.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:22pm

    Works like a charm. Very subtle way of saying so =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:50pm

    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:19pm

    i wish that were true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:21pm

    Yeah this has happened to me at least three times.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:20am

    tickle me Elmo, remember that? also, i have a big cock.

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    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Dec 6, 11 at 8:46pm

    lolz so incredibly true!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:29am

    Yessir from the N O baby!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:08pm

    5:01. that's just wrong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:23am

    It's been 100% of the time for me

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    Submitted by loomis76 on Dec 27, 11 at 3:11am

    good advice Sandusky.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:36pm

    So flipping true =D Lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:57am

    SO true. Or at the very least some kind of sexual activity

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:41pm

    this is true. or 95% sexual at the very least.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:19am

    haha definitely true with me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:06pm

    95% of my sex ends in tickle wars. :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:59am

    i think i must be in that 5% that doesn't end in sex. i hate being tickled, and have actually instinctively kneed/elbowed/kicked my guy in the face/stomach/balls to get him to stop tickling me. injured penis does not equal sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:00pm

    looking for someone to tickle...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:51pm

    ooooh.... so thaaats why he was trying to tickle me so much.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:17pm

    see, me and my bf are both extremely ticklish, and it turns into a huge struggle, then the sex ensues. it happens way too often. haha. and the thing is we both hate being tickled...

  • Submitted by mabye on Mar 2, 11 at 11:26pm

    The other five is just a simple miscommunication

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:42pm

    6:13 too soon man. too soon.

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    Submitted by fypsters2011 on Oct 5, 11 at 6:31pm

    so true, although so do massages :)

  • Submitted by queenheart08 on Mar 4, 11 at 11:53pm

    Ha I turned a guy down last night that was trying this maneuver. Top rejection on my list. Ever. He looked so disappointed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:06am

    Oh god yes that's how I started dating my last bf :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:50am

    And the other 5% ends in someone pissing them self =(

  • Submitted by jewsh on Jul 27, 10 at 4:53am

    I didn't even know this, went over to my friend's house to hang out, i stole her phone, she tickled me, i tickled back, best sex of my life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:33am

    its a good way to play off "no! stop it!" as just assuming she's still referring to the tickle part

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:50am

    i love you new orleans. stay classy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:20pm

    YES! well the farthest ive ever gotten from a tickle war was a bj!! and im 12!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:18pm

    8:06, I think I love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:29pm

    woww i didnt know this lol... now i know exactly why this guy asked me where i was ticklish haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:53pm

    truest statement ive heard! and i hope i never get married 2:36 haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:36am

    Until you get married.