Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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The other 5% ends with an accidental fart
This is even true regardless of the sex of the two participants. If its a guy and a girl it of course ends in sex, if two girls pillow fight we all have watched enough porn to know it ends in sex, and if two guys are pillow fighting then they have probably already slept with each other.
Haha it's so cute when guys try to tickle there waay into ur pants :)
So true. I used to have tickle fights with my uncle Peter when I was 6. He went to prison a year later and Ive had strange feelings toward men since.
I love tickle fights :]
11:20 gave my mom a bj
HA. so true. if im hanging out with a guy who starts tickling me I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS.
I can testify to that
Truest thing on this website.
True, true. It also helps you find out the spots on their bod that gets them aroused faster. Last time I had a tickle war, I ended up in the backseat of his car for an hour.
Good times, good times.
especially if they use a french tickler.
whoever posted this on here just made the best discovery for me. i now look back and see that most of the people i have had sex with, the first time did start with tickling. as with the people i have messed around with. and back massages.
i'm a statistical anomaly... (sadface)
is "are you ticklish?" like the international foreplay line for guys?
Hmmm....... so true. The first tickle war ended up in sex and then we got married........ so does this mean tickle wars lead to marriage? which really means NO sex...
Yup. how it started with both husbands
Nola's where it's at
and the other 5% of the time they end in an awkward staring contest....
Tickle wars lead me to sleep with my ex-friends-with-benefits who was dating one of my good friends at the time. Oops.
Also, witty banter is foreplay for the intelligent.
95% of the time, it works every time
haha, i love this...
I agree... Pretty much the best foreplay in the world.
I just tried tickling my supre hot boss, she almost fired me.... So i guess im the 5% then.
wait, i have tickle wars with my mom...
yesssss. im so glad im ticklish
Nice to know....
I don't even like getting tickled but since it's for the greater good 95% of the time I can live with it.
that's how I lost my virginity!
Too bad I'm not ticklish
And the other 5% end in a punch to the face
hahaha omg this is amazingly true :]
I'm the other five percent then.
Doesn't help when you moan when you get tickled.
We stay high on that 504 shit nawlins!!!!
good advice Sandusky.
5:35, that's just poor judgment, my friend. i do, however, approve of the intended goal though.
Well that's the point of a tickle fight.
I pull this move ALL the time
so true. always.
So very true...
or it's the drunken, you know you both want it to end in sex, but either party says it or wants to admit it (even though they wanted it for awhile)
FACT!\nUnder the right circumstances of course
Dude that's what my ex used to do to me. Except then he became so eager to get to the sex part that he'd tickle me so hard to the point where it didn't tickle at all. It HURT. D:
@5:40 "ARE FAT GIRLS TICKLISH?" why the FUCK would you want to know!?
as for this tidbit of information... i thank you with my first born son. im trying to hook up with this girl and tickling may be a nice innocent way to kick it off. even if it just ends in kissing
hahahahah god damn, i am sorry for you 9:47, ive been there too...but with someone who's a normal human being, tickle wars might be the best innocent foreplay possible...
wait seriously? damnit, i turned down a drunken tickle fight last night because i hate getting tickled
i disagree! i hate being tickled :[
lolz so incredibly true!
^^Im pretty sure youre alone on that one lol
but i love this i love tickeling my guy he knows what i want :)
My best friend and I get into them all the time. It's kinda weird. Do you think he has feelings for me? I'm female btw.
since this is true
i am waaaaay overdue
Man why is it I end up with the girls whose lungs lock up when you start the tickle war?
I gotta remember this...
youre so cool 11:20....
True. Oh so so true.
you must not be married yet
That... is definitely true... I usually start the tickle fights..
OMG now I know why he tickles me alllll the time!
hahahahaha sooo true !
this gives me an idea...
HAHA. so true, and it usually is extremely rough and wild sex.
i must've hit that 5% every time then
Not if you are mormon and still in highschool.... Godamnit!
so true. way to rep nola
I want a tickle war... :[ haha!
also have to say, very very true
way too true my friend, way too true.
that, or in some sort of awkward one-person-wants-it-one-is-like-"WTF"-type-of-thing.
I live in that 5%....
i think my girlfriend has a tickling fetish. its fucking awesome...
so true, great way to at least end up cuddling with someone hahah
looking for someone to tickle...
that was my old move, except my current gf like spaz's out and punches me if i try tickling her. so im now in the 5% fail.
If a girls no ticklish that's when you know you have a problem.
ARE FAT GIRLS TICKLISH?
hmmm well my tickle wars always seem to end up being Dutch ovened. Damn.
5:01 u pedifile..... But true true
I had to stop my 15 year old step-daughter from starting a tickle war. I don't need that kind of trouble.
the other five percent end in court cases
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! This is so true.
4:50 - I wouldn't say all guys who have a pillow fight have slept with each other, some aren't really uptight and are safe in their sexuality. :)
thats 100% true.
the only time ive ever cheated in my life, thats how it happened.
So does stretching with someone who works out a lot. Good sex though.
ew, I have those with my sister. she broke he foot while having one.
hahahahhah so true. proved it last night ;D
My gf started those all the time... Never got laid once...
4:10, too much information
12:31 i love that! ....witty banter :)
definitely had the 5% awkward staring contest. that's what happens when you tickle war with a celibate person.
Truest thing EVER!
So true... I fucked one of my best friends thanks to the tickle wars strategy!
who ever said that must not have kids I said it before I'll say it again and again
so true. that's the only game i have my man.
True story true story
would the writer of this tfln please have a tickle fight with me?
tickle me Elmo, remember that?
also, i have a big cock.
ive been saying this for yeaaarsss
Yessir from the N O baby!!!
So flipping true =D
Fuck I been in the other %5 forever
100% of the time it works 60% of the time, all of the time.
It's been 100% of the time for me
HA! Not if you have my boyfriend....
unless you tell the girl to stop and call her by the wrong name in the process..
crying ensues.. trust me
my ex used to say it hurt him to be tickled. And when i'd tickle him he'd tickle me as revenge. whaaaatttT?
I know, that's how I had my first experience with a girl :3
this is true. or 95% sexual at the very least.
True. This tactic just worked on me last week
Works like a charm. Very subtle way of saying so =]
especially with children.
100% of the time I end up curled on the floor, glaring at my best friend who's got a smug look on her face. She's also got a girlfriend. And I got the worst crush on her.
true true true last time i asked why it is every guy's first move haha
Aaaaaaaah.... Unless you pee when you're tickled
Lmfao! Ewww 10:30. Rofl.
that's just wrong.
Is this also true when they're 2 girls?
hahaha fact!..i ws part of the 5% that escaped the sex part
95% seems like such a small percentage in this case.
6:13 too soon man. too soon.
works every time. except for 5:25
so true, although so do massages :)
I'll bet my boyfriend wishes this were true for him
^^^the moral of this story should be that he never tickled me more than once. unfortunately, he's not that smart.
SO true. Or at the very least some kind of sexual activity
see, me and my bf are both extremely ticklish, and it turns into a huge struggle, then the sex ensues. it happens way too often. haha.
and the thing is we both hate being tickled...
I didn't even know this, went over to my friend's house to hang out, i stole her phone, she tickled me, i tickled back, best sex of my life.
Not her they don't....I get my revenge and puke on him LOL!
and then thats when youve been tryna tickle her...and she tells u she isnt ticklish....AWKWARD lol
haha definitely true with me
95% of my sex ends in tickle wars. :(
Ha I turned a guy down last night that was trying this maneuver. Top rejection on my list. Ever. He looked so disappointed.
8:06, I think I love you.
i wish that were true
Nah, I hate getting tickled. If you want to have extremely rough and wild sex just say so, there is no need to torture me.
THIS IS THE MOST TRUE STATEMENT EVER.
Also, 21:31, I agree about witty banter, and I have had the exact same thing happen with the whole ex-friends w/ benefits thing. Kinda spooky.
Truer words have never been spoken.
its a good way to play off "no! stop it!" as just assuming she's still referring to the tickle part
Yeah this has happened to me at least three times.
i think i must be in that 5% that doesn't end in sex. i hate being tickled, and have actually instinctively kneed/elbowed/kicked my guy in the face/stomach/balls to get him to stop tickling me. injured penis does not equal sex.
i love you new orleans. stay classy.
The other five is just a simple miscommunication
YES! well the farthest ive ever gotten from a tickle war was a bj!! and im 12!
@5:25 I would go so far as to say that undesired tickle wars are a different matter, unless MJ is in the picture. Then no matter how much you cry and scream.. it's just gonna happen.
That used to be the go to "lets speed this up" move. Classic.
lol im pretty much ticklish everywhere on my body
Oh god yes that's how I started dating my last bf :D
woww i didnt know this lol... now i know exactly why this guy asked me where i was ticklish haha
Until you get married.
ooooh.... so thaaats why he was trying to tickle me so much.
And the other 5% ends in someone pissing them self =(
truest statement ive heard! and i hope i never get married 2:36 haha