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  • 67 31
    Submitted by skanknocka on Jul 1, 10 at 11:42am
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    Spoken like a true college sluuut!

  • 46 17
    Submitted by xhalo on Jul 1, 10 at 12:02pm
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    I love when people say the text is just a joke yet they take the comments so seriously.

  • 50 27
    Submitted by anomymouse on Jul 1, 10 at 11:47am
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    Jeez it could just be a JOKE. Calm down. Besides if they've been chasing this guy for an extended period of time, with no outcome, who could blame them for feeling this way. Not that they're actually gonna do it.

    • 24 23
      Submitted by mattybigstick on Jul 1, 10 at 12:34pm
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      shut yer mouth-hole. a whore is a whore.

  • 47 23
    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:21am
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    i hope his roommates are girls

  • 47 23
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 1, 10 at 11:20am
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    I'm gonna move into this household.

  • 49 32
    Submitted by MrsHalls on Jul 1, 10 at 12:02pm
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    now, if this was a guy saying this, everyone would be like, "hell yeah!!" grow up. its ok for girls too

    • 20 29
      Submitted by xhalo on Jul 1, 10 at 12:08pm
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      It could be a guy

  • 44 24
    Submitted by fyizzle on Jul 1, 10 at 11:23am
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    Threesome? Foursome? Whoresome? I think so

  • 40 21
    Submitted by escodiesel on Jul 1, 10 at 11:58am
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    At the same time?

  • 35 24
    Submitted by ZacAttack188 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:23pm
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    Just wanted to say in my drunken state, that I totally understand, and you are so real / smart no matter what anyone says...

  • 36 27
    Submitted by spiffyv10 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:25pm
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    Gotta love eastern Washington

  • 28 23
    Submitted by superhead on Jul 1, 10 at 1:03pm
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    Good for her

  • 26 21
    Submitted by meluvulongtime12 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:45pm
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    get it girl!!

  • 25 24
    Submitted by DubT on Jul 1, 10 at 12:13pm
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    I already hit it.

  • 22 25
    Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jul 1, 10 at 5:54pm
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    Where were these chicks back in the day? Damn, you guys are so lucky.

  • 18 19
    Submitted by SummerSunshine00 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:40pm
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    Hell yeah

  • 21 25
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 4:43pm
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    Roomies love pretzels!!

  • 24 32
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:16pm
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    Lucky roomates.... I love whores.... I just don't pay em

  • 19 25
    Submitted by halfginger on Jul 2, 10 at 12:53am
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    regardless if that's a boy or girl they're a whore. I love how people play the gender card though. haha

  • 28 43
    Submitted by TheRainKing on Jul 1, 10 at 12:24pm
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    *Cough cough* whore *cough*\nSorry, damn allergies...

  • 25 44
    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Jul 1, 10 at 11:17am
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    Pretzels are for f a g s

  • 24 42
    Submitted by thicks_2007 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:14am
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    First, and badass.

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