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  • You really should honor your fathers wishes.

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 26, 11 at 11:11am
  • The way this is phrased it sounds like your mother had already agreed. creepy.

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Aug 26, 11 at 11:19am
  • I'm not at all surprised this came from the South.

    Submitted by ViolentMilk on Aug 26, 11 at 11:10am
  • All of y'all hatin on the South can kiss my white ass. We ain't all idiots.

    Submitted by devil_pup on Aug 26, 11 at 11:34pm
    • "Y'all" and "ain't" are proving that you are, at least.

      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Aug 27, 11 at 12:17am
  • Oh, Savannah. The rednecks that inhabit you will never cease being a source of amusement for me.

    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Aug 26, 11 at 11:10am
  • And cue the banjo.

    Submitted by anfernysukka on Aug 26, 11 at 7:19pm
  • You aren't. Now listen to porksword, and bend your parents over a barrel and show them the fifty states. It'll be the first book learning they've enjoyed.

    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 26, 11 at 4:19pm
  • Rosa_rouge, listen up hooker. The words "ain't" and "y'all" are both in the dictionary and are therefore grammatically acceptable. So, take all you're assumptions set them in a chair and sit on it. That's right, sit on it bitch.

    Submitted by devil_pup on Aug 27, 11 at 12:47am
  • Man y'all Yankees don't realize that rednecks are the only white people who have any real fun.

    Submitted by fireagain on Aug 26, 11 at 10:47pm
  • redneck much?

    Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 26, 11 at 5:12pm
  • He's right you know.

    Submitted by Lucks0nMySide on Aug 26, 11 at 12:08pm
  • Lol @ porksword

    Submitted by bama1511 on Aug 26, 11 at 9:12pm