so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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this is by far the best one. ever stopped at stop signs before, waiting for them to turn green?
No..but I thought it would change and read "GO"
I made my boyfriend turnaround because I was certain someone left a crystal pepper mill on the side of the road. Yea...turns out it was a liter bottle without a label that had been run over...but in my defense, it did shimmer.
i once spent 30 minutes staring at an overhanging branch from a tree above my head being amazed at how 3D it looked
DUDE that same thing happened to me but it was a leaf that i thought was a banana peel after playing mario kart.
You sir, have just made my day.
And people say that pot heads aren't safe on the roads. If your kid looks anything like a kid, or sometimes even nothing at all like a kid, they are safe on high roads. LOL
Hahahaha i appreciate anyone who would stop to let a hedgehog cross the street
Thank you, you made me smile.
it's okay. i stopped to let a penguin cross the road. i live in california.
that just made my day. i dont care wut happens now, all i have to do is think of this and ill b rolling
this is the first one to actually make me laugh out loud!!! love it!!!!
Hey, my hedgehog didn't come home last night.
holy shit.. i think you are a girl i dated
lol. who is this? :p
I seriously do this all the time...
this is HILARIOUS.
dont drive high...but seeing hedgehog pinecones is classic.
I just LOL and I can't stop! That was great!
this is my area code. I'm pretty sure we've met.
omg so funny. i actually had a convo with lawn flamingos once. but this shit is hilarious!
I totally feel you I onced slamed my breaks and almost wrecked while stopping for a cat that turned out to be a branch of a tree
really?? sure it wasn't magic fungi?
bahahahaha I totally know who that is
lol. do ya?
Oh my fuck..that is hilarious!!! Nice of you to watch out for Sonic the Pinecone like that..
LMFAO...this may be the best one ever! hahahaha just where the hell have you EVER seen a hedgehog cross the road?! hahahahaha
I'm alone in my house and actually burst out laughing when I read this, and my dog just looked at me with this 'get a life' face.
I think this is my sister. Damnit.
hey u think im your sister? whats your name? or what you think my name is
i brake for pinecones
I was high and thought my dog and sister were having a conversation. Neither of them were home.
how about I had reoccuring love convo with traffic cones, I even accused it of cheating on me..... Goodddd tiimmmess <3
LOL I love it...back in high school i was driving stoned with my girl and it was raining, and all of these leaves were being swept around on the curb all up and down the road, and we thought that there were thousands of frogs hopping around in the rain...
LOVE YOUR LIFUHH!!!!!!!!
hahahah yeah i did the same thing except it was a pile of leaves. and they were a family of toads.. haha
aaaahahaha omg. I can't. stop. laughing.
About a month ago I was ripped and thought that I almost hit a 2 foot tall version of the Notre Dame mascot.. and nothing was there. Miiiiight have been laced.
Fuck you, 10:04
I once saw a ninja turtle slipper turned upside down on the road and turned around and then attempted to save the perceived turtle... Until I found that it was in fact a slipper. And I was stone cold sober...
919 is north carolina
I feel like this could possibly be one of my friends...
I remember walking home high and stopping at a stopsign waiting for it to turn green. I eventually just sat down and waited for like 10 minuts until I realized it wasn't going to turn green and I didn't need to stop anyway.
Nice job, you irresponsable dick. So glad it's not my area code.
Driving high isn't that dangerous, from my experience you drive slower! And apparently look out for "animals". I love this TFLN it's in my favorites now! Lmao!!!
this just totally made my night!! hahaha!
That's some funie shit bro.
HAHAHHAHA OMG I WANT TO DATE YOU
HAHAHAHAHA i just laughed for 5 minutes straight
This is the best thing I've read on tfln
can we please be friends? thats so funny. damn i need to smoke again.
OMFG that was good stuff....thanks for that
In soviet russia pinecone lets you cross road
I was driving so baked with my friends when I stopped at a railroad crossing. They were all yelling "what are you doing, why did you stop? Keep going!" My response: "um, that's dangerous! The arms are down and the lights are blinking!!!" But ya... there was no train after all.
Pot heads ARE safe drivers...I told my mom and she didn't believe me
hahaha, exact same thing...
except me and my friend got out of my car cause we thought I hit the hedgehog.
at 1:41, how is that obviously fake...? your not like a expert so you can leave please
Lol! That's hilarious xD
HAHAHAHA. that's the best one i've heard so far
will you go out with me? my hero
loved this! priceless good belly ache laugh - reminds me of old times.
ROFL. BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
yeah seriously ditto everything everyone said times 100000000 that's fucking funny. ROFL
seriously fantastic. my favorite.
Definately been driving before and I swear, there was a cow in the HOV lane in downtown dallas. Makes you wonder what that shit was laced with. c;
this is by far my fav tfln ever
god i cant stop fucking laughing ^.^
i <3 919!!
939 you ever drive a wave runner high
I've done this! Not with a pinecone but instead with roadkill
PETA would be proud, lmao.
you are my new hero. i'm STILL laughing!
Dude what the hell this hedgehog is so slow :(
what are you smoking that you talk to things? that's never ever happened to me when high.. weed doesn't do that to you
Something similar happened to me on my boat, I was trying to dock and thought I saw a bunch of fish so I stopped and tried to back up not realizing I was on a lake
LMFAO ! !
This one made me snort....can't stop laughing...lmao
hahah! one time i let a tree cross the road. and there was a human running beside my car? HA
dude you're the man, i do this shit all the time hahahah
Roflmao I am laughing so hard right now. You just made my day
i love north carolina
I have let a lot of leaves cross the road thinking they were frogs.
greatest thing ive ever read
I saved this one in my favorites because I thought it was fucking amazing, I just looked back like a month later
lol I know who this person is And it was hilarious when they told me about it at school.
Been there done that
Haha that is bad but at least your a kind person right?
lmfao!! ahaha thats the best shit ive heard ever!
I want whatever you're smoking
I've let flagpoles be traffic directors many a time in my day
don't think i've ever been that stoned. but damn am i jealous.
Thts fake as fuck
you've obviously never driven high. this is highly plausible— you've got to be careful after all!
Haahahhaha this is some funny asssss sjiittttt
Hahahaha I drive a LOT safer when I'm high .... usually I drive fast with the music blasting, but when I'm high, I don't like super loud music, and drive a LOT slower .... to the point of stopping like, 50 feet in front of a red light lmfao !
this totally made my day bahaha
Same thing happened to me but it was a shape shifting tree.
As awful as this SHOULD be, it's sadly quite cute.
holy shit! story of my life maybe?
Bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. You'd be a blast to get baked with.
It's Alwayse fun gettin blazed durin a midnight
Drive you never no wat happins
The Bernie Madoff Hedgefund Hog pinecone?
i once thought the lights were playing eluvium or sleepboy...idk something with strings. they were sooooo beautiful, until i tripped over my own foot and fell face down
Ah dang reminds me of the good days
hahahahaha this just made my day. Thank you so much for posting that! Mario Kart person: you also made my night! wow....
This story just made my night. Thank you.
hahahaha, you know its posts like these that make me wana start smoking again. i stopped cause the last time i smoked dank shit i put my dick on my best friends girl friends face hahaha. crazy shit will happen
north carolina may be the best state in existence..
Your right 141 fake as SHIT
Ha ha ha,Funniest thing on here!!
HAHAHAHAHA, just died.
Have you seen a six legged goat yet? I've got multiple sightings of him in the road.
hahahahahaa... i feel ya bro
hah i fucking love driving high on the way to school. it feels like a video game cuz i gotta get there on time. and like i always think everyone in the car will blow up if we run outta time.
i need to stopp.. hah nawh!
Wow. My husband played this game once while riding a bike high. :P
I think lemons are giraffes. However, it doesn't effect my driving ability.
hahahaha fucking AWESOME....
Did it ever make it across?
Marry me? I just laughed the whole way reading down all the comments. And i havent stopped
"DUDE that same thing happened to me but it was a leaf that i thought was a banana peel after playing mario kart"
this is too funny
this one is the best. i thikn about it sometimes in the day to get me by with a good laugh . AWESOME.
omg the craziest shizz happens web yur hi
I DID THAT SAME THING WITH A SQUIRREL..... turns out it was a rock. My brother and his friend thought the rock was a squirrel too. LMAO.
I love this. I saved it in my favorites because it made me laugh so hard my eyes watered
If we had hedgehogs in Louisiana I'd prolly woulda done that a few times. I swerved a walmart bag n almost wrecked while high. Idk wut I thought it was though.
driving high is the best!
bahahaahhaahhaaa fucking love it!!!!! sounds like some shit i would do!
totally had a similar experience. only i had a convo with a squirrel
yay for rednecks in Jihnston County! :)
only time i ever talked to an inanimate object, i was definitely high, just off way better shit than pot.
Lol, did that with a chip bag and a bike.. Tried breaking, instead flew over my handle bars landed folded in half with the bike on top of me.. Wearing a bathing suit top and shorts...
How could you even see a pine cone in the dark ?
this is seriously the funniest thing i've ever read...i just posted it on fb
Gotta love the hedgehogs.
So did it end up crossing or not?
I did that with a snake...well a shadow lol
That is something I would do!!
rack em!!!best by far!!
...call me we should totally party
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....i laughed for days...in fact i am still laughing.
also, i loved the reoccuring love convo with traffic cones and the convo with a squirrel
Reminds me of my roommates!!!
this is easily the funniest text I've ever seen on this site
This is amazing, AND you're in my area code. Props for you, my friend.
still makes me laugh everytime <333
haha seriously... I cant stop laughing either. Thats priceless!
Best.Entry.Ever... I love this! :D
this is the first post to make me laugh out loud.
you obviously haven't been smoking long enough to be driving while stoned. leave it to the professionals.
This is the absolute best post I've ever read!!! LMFAO!!!
rough raleigh represent nigguhh
I am to the point of tears right now. cannot. stop. laughing.
u and me both
Only in the inland empire lol
Lol driving high is the best :)
" Now see this is a lie because if you were really high you wouldn't remember this
August 6, 2009 3:20AM"
i don't know what the fuck you've been smoking, but i remember everything when i smoke, and so does everyone that i have ever smoked with.
one time my friend tried to start a fight with a ball when she was blazed because it hit her in the leg and she thought it was starting a fight so she started poking at it and yelling at it and she was by herself which I think is even worse.
and the shit she smokes is usally laced.
ya i agree.. i want sum of that bud ur smoking
hahahahah pinecone hhahaha
I agree with above. Rarely to actually burst out loud
OMG I'm still laughing...I remember those days. Funny as hell!
N.C. Nothing but drugs, 919 is the area code of where I use to live in N.C. Hillsborough
A pinecone in the dark by these things called lights.... Dumb ass
Can not stop frickin laughing! That is hilarious. I slow down for leaves crossing the road, so I feel ya!
I had to call my husband who is in another state currently for this one! MWHAHAHAHAHA
Best comment ever. I want what your smoking.
lol how long did it take u to realize it wasnt going to move ... or did u just sit there for like an hour ? LOL :P
I think I know this person!
aaahahahahah. way to represent the 919! i am so proud.
Every text from NC is always drug related. Way to represent. lol (:
Omj you are awesome let's be best friends
Hahahahahaha this is SO funny!!
TOO HIGH! ahahahahaha. fucking hilarious
I've stoped at a deer crosing sign waitng for the deer
I fucking love you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA. im just imagining someone doing that!! HAHAH its something i would do!
i loveeee it! priceless
this is so fucking funny hahahah omfg i can imagine me doing this
11:16 is a homo
... just saying
Bahahaha awesome ... New favorite!!!
I wonder how long you waited...?
if this is TRUE, HILARIOUS!!
haha tht so would happen to no joke
by far my favorite.
i tried to read it out to my friend but i couldnt because i was crying/laughing so hard.
epic. nothing can beat this one in a stoners eyes
I thought I was the ONLY one who did shit like that when I'm high...LMAO Kudos!!
Hahahahah oh Mary, we love you!
OMG!!!! too effin funny!
will you please marry me????
ok, if you are having a convo with inanimate objects, then you need to switch weed dealers. it's been laced with something. unless you just can't handle your herb. however, if you're tripping balls then maybe i can understand it. even then though, maybe you just can't handle your shit.
Obviously, you've never smoked good weed before.\nWhat was that? Oregano?
Hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahshahahhahahahha thats funny as sh.it
oh my goodness. that is hilarious
Once my cousin was driving sober and ran over a turtle she thought was a pine cone. Had she been high that turtle could still be alive today.
That's some damn good weed! Jealous.
bahahahahha.....bust out laughing. i'm all alone. so great.
Lmfao!!! U high fuck!!
wow! wow! my stomach hurts, i can't stop laughing! this is incredible!
I love all of you right now
OMG! LMFAO! I can't stop laughing! High times are great =)
Been there. Done that. Wonderful times.
I was driving high one night and slowed down becuase I swear there was a cat slowly walking across the road...but It was only a plastic bag when I got closer to it
only the pot heads laugh at this.. myself being one :)
I seriously almost just pissed my pants.
I'm wiping off the tears, it just caught me off guard. Thanks
laughing so hard i'm crying.
I thought a tree was a deer once.
haha. i havent laughed that hard in foreverr
If you have any doubt of this post being true, then you have never been to Durham, North Carolina before.
HAHAHAHAH 919 keeping it real way to rep the NC
There's no way you could make that up, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Bahaha
hahahaha! funniest thing i heard all day.
thats the funniest shit i ever heard
Haha! I've drove high and thought I saw kid standing in the middle of the road...there was nothing there lol!
I seriously LMFAO every time I go to this site. Best. Site. Ever. I have stopped and waited at a stop sign before too. Damn I felt like an ass hole. This one had me laughing for days.
Funniest shit I have ever heard.
hahahaha one of my friends did that same thing it was so funny!!
super hilarious! (:
This one is my favorite.
We do this kind of shit in Durham.\n919 representin.
Fake. Nobody is this retarded except rain man
Fuckin epic dude lmao
I think i saw u, you were in a pink skirt and a chiwawa suit
wow, i'm laughing so unbelievably hard
The best one on here
Good one! Wishing I had some of your bud!!!!!
I saw the same hedgehog!!!
I always honk at roadkill when im high...i always always always think its trying to cross the road and then i get up close and im very disappointed
I did this.. I thought a leaf was a squirrel
I did that once.
Except, I thought that I saw a guiene pig.
Turns out.. It was just a leaf blowing around.
hahahah bull city! i hope we have met
lmao! hedgehogs aren't even indigenous to the 919 ;)
i love my area code :))
Lmao that's awesome!
dude... Ive done that with a kroger bag. Its all good. =)
One time I was driving high and I hit a raccoon, I didn't think it was real till I felt the bump
Story of my life.
Common mistake when your high
I love this
@ May 14, 2009 12:52AM
I HAVE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I STILL laugh at that one!
this one time, at band camp
This is priceless!!! Hahaha
I was high when I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt
Haha I love those High moments
I know who wrote this. She ate part of my crunchewrap supreme today.
You are every pine cone's Person of the Year!
This always happens to me
Stfu this is so true! U have probably just never been high homiee
Dood thts the best don't u love getting high
omg hahahahahhaha this one hella made me laugh :D
This is a comic on 4chan...
Best tfln EVER
I think this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. drivin high. classic.
dude when im high and driving, i turn the blinkers on to go into my garage.
Just so everyone is aware...the first time you try smoking weed you won't feel anything. You have to do it a couple times before you can get sufficiently high.
My mother has a similar story! Yay for caring about animals!!! Win!
this one is fucking hilarious and something similiar happened to me but it was tumbleweeds hahaha. so funny
Jay did you write this?!
OMG IM FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING!!!!!!
hahahahahaha i love this
i thought i saw bugs bunny running beside me driving through a parking lot, just happened to hit a speed bump at the same time and thought i ran him over!
hahaha 9:52, me tooo
Funniest one I have ever heard yet
All the high motherfuckers are at state you'd have to high to pick state
Sounds lyk u had a gud nite!!!
Dude, that's hilarious.
haha. what the hell does a hedgehog even look like...and who brakes for them?
I hadn't slept in 48 hours and was high and I saw lights hitting the water on the road and stopped yo let a pair of potted plants with running shoes on cross the road
My day has officially been made
Goooo little hedghog! I can wait for youuu
hahahahaa omg thats great!
fucking love this site.
this one of my fave so far ahha
Never did that but did talk to a stop sign! Hahahah
I've done the stop sign one haha
919 is the area I live in...which is Cary, North Carolina
My hands-down favorite TFLN! I just wish sometimes that I didn't have Facebook set up to deliver their updates... it's kinda hard to explain it to your coworkers when you're sitting in your cubicle and all the sudden start busting up laughing. ;}
these are my favourite kinds. can't stop laughing.
Yay for 919! Glad to see Im not the only one driving high on those roads. I do stop at stop signs waiting for them to turn green all the time... and I sometimes think trash bags on 55 are going to turn into deer and fuck up my SUV.
Lmfao that's priceless.
Yes, we have some great cannabis in Raleigh, NC :)
Hahaha NC's got that skunk. Try driving thru snow high
To the comment 2 above,yeah me and some friends waited for 15min in Philly for that damn stop sign to turn green.Then we said screw it and ran it.And the mario cart comment made me piss myself,thank you kindly for THAT.
Laughed out loud ahahahha
roflao! still laughing :)
Hahahaha been there before
Now see this is a lie because if you were really high you wouldn't remember this
That's totally something I would do...
HAHHAH oh my god too funny!
this is why marijuana should be legalized ..if this person was drunk that pinecone would be obliterated ..high people are considerate
i loveeeee the high ones
Funny thing is, when you're high, the pinicone actually will cross the road
best one on the site!
It's area code of whole triangle but most the drugies are in hillsborough
I about pissed my pants reading this. Yes, I have been that high!
Impressive but have you ever been that high on a rollercoaster? If not try it
Ya know I'm way glad that I'm not the only one that does that lol
This is so true! Lmao!
my favorite post EVER!
I woke up the other morning grabbed my keys walked to my front door and hit the unlock button on my car pad waiting for my house door to open,that was a gooooood night.
lmao this is one of my favorites
OMG!!! I love this! Haha I lol for like 10 minutes everytime I read this!
Jan27 10:04, fuck you you racist fuck
Agahahhaha shit my pants laughing
that is the greatest thing i have ever heard
that would have been awesome to see
Hahaha this made my day freakin hilarious.
Seriously funny, but seriously sad! This kind of crap is what causes accidents. You slam on your brakes for a flippin pine cone and the person behind you slams into you. If you can't see DON'T DRIVE!
Represent Dirrrrty D!! =)
I've done that, but mine was a shadow that looked like a bicyclist, at 10:30 at night, so I slammed on my brakes in the middle of the road.. People were only a little pissed! Lol
there's almost 420 comments
THE MUSHROOMS MADE ME HEAR COLORS!! and see walking pine cones *-*
that pine cones family thanks you
Been there. Done that. Except mine was clumps of mud that looked like kittens.
I once confused a fire-hydrant for a chicken lol
I did this for roadkill once. it took me a while to realize it wasn't alive. I love weed!
That's fucking halarious
This is incredible. LMFAO.
hahahahahahgahahaha omg so good
this is quite possibly one of the funniest things i've ever read...
NC represent! Half the state smokes weed so don't feel bad
I slammed the brakes b/c i thought my air freshener was a real tree. That's why I don't drive high.
You lived my dream lol
hahahahhahahahahahahaah fucking retard
I thought I saw a Giraffe when I was driving once. I was in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and it was actually just a telephone pole.
haha, this is one of the best. love it.
I think everybody should drive high... No more accidents
oh my god, i love nights like that.
I agree. best one EVER.
H e r o
LOL thatz the type of shyt that really happens lol
lol I did this one time but I stopped at a stop sign and saw a moose sitting to the right of it.. it was a deer haha gotta love high times.
I'm getting this shirt. I swear it. Genius!
smoking that bobby brown
Hahahah I love this one!
Lol! Wow this guy has some issues. He makes getting high sound fun. I never would've guessed
This could b real! I have done that b4!
BadMitch would have ran that motherfucker over.
Hahaha too funny!!!!
something i would most likely do sober (i would say something about not driving high but im assuming its already been said 100s of times)
that just made my life. hahahahaha
i have waited for stop signs to turn green. they take for-FUCKING-ever.
hahahah i'm still laughing.
a pinecone... hahahahaha
haha don't worry i thought there were fish crossing the road when i was driving, they were just leaves
It's not north Carolina. 918 is nc
919 is in north carolina, think unc chapel hill
i always end up following those animals and getting lost.. good choice to just let it go
Ahhhaha. That's my area code and I would just like to say I'm proud.
this is embarassing. probably faking being high.
I'd be lying if I said I have never done anything like that
If you hadn't said you were driving high, this would have been funny. The fact that you would DUI, you are a tard
This just confirms my husband's belief that when you drive high you have a much grander awareness of 'safety first'. Much safer than driving drunk. So screw everybody in legislature that says driving while high is unsafe. Just tell a high person they could murder somebody if they drive and they'll give their keys up on the spot and start crying.
Ahahahaahhaahahah I think I just peed a little
dude. your amazing.
I once drove in to a field in an attempt to save the sleeping leprechaun in the street. it ended up being a broken tree branch. I wanted the gold :(
This is wicked!
12:52 I do that all the time. Sometimes I stop at a corner thinking there is a stop sign. And to the post that is fucking awesome, I once took some acid and sat on a bench and talked to a pirate for 3 hours. Went back 2 days later and it was part of the bench.
Haha I am constantly forgetting which pedal is which when I'm driving stoned, and sometimes I'll just forget completely where I'm going or how to get there. :)
I would prob think that it was a hedgehog even if I wasn't stoned
And this is the reason I want to get high.
had to stop playing guitar hero because my tv flew away
This is insanely dangerous. Funny as hell? Yes. But please for the love of not accidentally killing someone innocent stick to bikes, sidewalks and roller blades.
And whoever said you drive safer because you go slower. That isn't true. Driving slower can actually cause accidents like driving faster.
Best one by far. This is fucking hilarious
I have done that sober. :)
this is just a rehashe of stupid comic
hahahaha funniest one
that's pretty hilarious. Cheers to being blazed and doing embarrassing things!
One time I was high and I thought a niigger baby was hanging out of a dogs ass, turns out it was pooping... PLEASE COME GET ME!
the real question is was it a pinecone or a hedgehog???
awe that's sweet of you
Funniest text ever... I remember when I saw the perfect row of cats eyes on top of a truck... They were the reflectors.....
I know I'm late to the party but I just thought I should say fuck soviet Russian..you fat, woman-beating, ignorant piece of shit
Most epic post I've seen on here hahaha
Omfg. Ive so done that before. But it was roadkill..
By far my most favorite tfln!
Lmao I was high once and thought my friends German sheppard mix was my chihuahua. I had some trouble carrying her around.. Bahah
That's funny as shit! I was once hitting my friends new bong I got him for Christmas last year and it has a elephant in it and your smoking out of the elephants trunk and I was afraid to hit it again that the elephant was gonna get high then stop working for us...
Heres to a Good effin year..\n\n\n\n-Steve
I pulled over once because what I thought was road kill was some mowed grass and I didn't wanna hurt the animal :O
I stopped for a rock one time because I thought it was a turtle... when it didn't move I got out and tried to "help" it across the road....
Well don't you still have to let the pinecone cross?
Omg been ther once stopped for a bear that turned out to be a bag of diapers. yes, I got out car to try n pet it.\nsuuuuper highhh....
Hahaha damn this one made me laugh hella bad
Hahahahahahah. This made my night
i can say proudly i hope this happens to me one day (:
Sound much too familiar
LMFAO. you are my hero
Hahaha that's so funny! This makes me want to get high!
Drunk drivers crash into shit bit if a something scares a high driver you alm may jus walk home.lol. I honestly got stuck at a red light for 15minutes at like 3am. I was too freakin paranoid to move my car even though NO ONE was around.lol
Get high, and dance in the rain. It will change your life
Will you marry me? ;)
I've done that, stopped at stop signs waiting for them to turn green, flashing lights that. Never turn green and stopped at 4 nonexistant stop signs...in a row
Holy dhsjaiwnd I just shatted my pants. LMFAO
One time I was riding my bike when saw Michael Jackson kissing Eminem under a tree...
Stop driving on the HIGHway. It's dangerous.
This is AWESOME!!!!
One time when I was driving, I thought I saw a giraffe. I was actually just driving through Michigan's Upper Peninsula. It was a telephone pole.
I can totally relate, my friend.
He is my hero... Just kidding
Go Sonic go!!!!!!!!!!
Don't drive high. People like you you shouldn't be driving.
I once waited at a stop sign for it to turn green I was so high! Haha. I was there for like 5 minutes wondering what the hell was taking it so long to change..? Then I looked around and realized I was at a stop sign. That's when I told myself no more smoking then driving. Haha. So dumb!
My highschool boyfriend LEGIT sent me this same text like 6 years back!