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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:52am

    this is by far the best one. ever stopped at stop signs before, waiting for them to turn green?

    • Submitted by Lynn1234 on Mar 19, 10 at 3:26am

      No..but I thought it would change and read "GO"

    • Submitted by jeaniec on May 8, 11 at 10:36pm

      I made my boyfriend turnaround because I was certain someone left a crystal pepper mill on the side of the road. Yea...turns out it was a liter bottle without a label that had been run over...but in my defense, it did shimmer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:21am

    i once spent 30 minutes staring at an overhanging branch from a tree above my head being amazed at how 3D it looked

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:29am

    DUDE that same thing happened to me but it was a leaf that i thought was a banana peel after playing mario kart.

    • Submitted by Gunthrious on Dec 25, 10 at 7:27am

      You sir, have just made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:56am

    And people say that pot heads aren't safe on the roads. If your kid looks anything like a kid, or sometimes even nothing at all like a kid, they are safe on high roads. LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:52am

    Hahahaha i appreciate anyone who would stop to let a hedgehog cross the street

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:35am

    it's okay. i stopped to let a penguin cross the road. i live in california.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:20am

    Hey, my hedgehog didn't come home last night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:53pm

    Thank you, you made me smile.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:04pm

    holy shit.. i think you are a girl i dated

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      Submitted by cupcake101 on Feb 16, 13 at 10:26pm

      lol. who is this? :p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:13pm

    I'm alone in my house and actually burst out laughing when I read this, and my dog just looked at me with this 'get a life' face.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:34am

    I think this is my sister. Damnit.

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      Submitted by cupcake101 on Feb 16, 13 at 10:25pm

      hey u think im your sister? whats your name? or what you think my name is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:19am

    919 is north carolina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:48pm

    that just made my day. i dont care wut happens now, all i have to do is think of this and ill b rolling

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:42pm

    omg so funny. i actually had a convo with lawn flamingos once. but this shit is hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:11pm

    this is my area code. I'm pretty sure we've met.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:58pm

    this is HILARIOUS. dont drive high...but seeing hedgehog pinecones is classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:06pm

    I remember walking home high and stopping at a stopsign waiting for it to turn green. I eventually just sat down and waited for like 10 minuts until I realized it wasn't going to turn green and I didn't need to stop anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:43pm

    I was driving so baked with my friends when I stopped at a railroad crossing. They were all yelling "what are you doing, why did you stop? Keep going!" My response: "um, that's dangerous! The arms are down and the lights are blinking!!!" But ya... there was no train after all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:24am

    this just totally made my night!! hahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:12pm

    hahahah yeah i did the same thing except it was a pile of leaves. and they were a family of toads.. haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:55pm

    aaaahahaha omg. I can't. stop. laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:01pm

    I was high and thought my dog and sister were having a conversation. Neither of them were home.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:49am

    I seriously do this all the time...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:10am

    how about I had reoccuring love convo with traffic cones, I even accused it of cheating on me..... Goodddd tiimmmess <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:55pm

    Nice job, you irresponsable dick. So glad it's not my area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:05pm

    Your right 141 fake as SHIT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:49pm

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE YOUR LIFUHH!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:51pm

    Oh my fuck..that is hilarious!!! Nice of you to watch out for Sonic the Pinecone like that..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:39pm

    this is the first one to actually make me laugh out loud!!! love it!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:22pm

    i brake for pinecones

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:52am

    Driving high isn't that dangerous, from my experience you drive slower! And apparently look out for "animals". I love this TFLN it's in my favorites now! Lmao!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:26am

    Did it ever make it across?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 2:44pm

    Lol! That's hilarious xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:01pm

    Fuck you, 10:04

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:35pm

    919 represent! north carolina may be the best state in existence..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:18pm

    LMFAO...this may be the best one ever! hahahaha just where the hell have you EVER seen a hedgehog cross the road?! hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:38pm

    This is the best thing I've read on tfln

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:45am

    6:28 will you go out with me? my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:36pm

    seriously fantastic. my favorite.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:55pm

    this is the first post to make me laugh out loud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:35am

    I totally feel you I onced slamed my breaks and almost wrecked while stopping for a cat that turned out to be a branch of a tree

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:07am

    HAHAHAHAHA, just died.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:02pm

    " Now see this is a lie because if you were really high you wouldn't remember this August 6, 2009 3:20AM" i don't know what the fuck you've been smoking, but i remember everything when i smoke, and so does everyone that i have ever smoked with.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:53pm

    I've let flagpoles be traffic directors many a time in my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:44pm

    I once saw a ninja turtle slipper turned upside down on the road and turned around and then attempted to save the perceived turtle... Until I found that it was in fact a slipper. And I was stone cold sober...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:19pm

    Retard!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:46pm

    HAHAHHAHA OMG I WANT TO DATE YOU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:06pm

    bahahaahhaahhaaa fucking love it!!!!! sounds like some shit i would do!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:32pm

    lmfao!! ahaha thats the best shit ive heard ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:38pm

    Best.Entry.Ever... I love this! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:25pm

    I have let a lot of leaves cross the road thinking they were frogs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:50pm

    this is by far my fav tfln ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:00pm

    In soviet russia pinecone lets you cross road

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:27pm

    I think lemons are giraffes. However, it doesn't effect my driving ability.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:09am

    HAHAHAHHAHA hilarioussss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:01pm

    That's some funie shit bro.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:02pm

    this one is the best. i thikn about it sometimes in the day to get me by with a good laugh . AWESOME.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:23am

    I just LOL and I can't stop! That was great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:23pm

    you are my new hero. i'm STILL laughing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:00am

    hahahaha, you know its posts like these that make me wana start smoking again. i stopped cause the last time i smoked dank shit i put my dick on my best friends girl friends face hahaha. crazy shit will happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:19pm

    ROFL. BEST. NIGHT. EVER.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:39pm

    HAHAHAHA. that's the best one i've heard so far

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:15am

    laughing so hard i'm crying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:44pm

    If we had hedgehogs in Louisiana I'd prolly woulda done that a few times. I swerved a walmart bag n almost wrecked while high. Idk wut I thought it was though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:26pm

    LMMFAOOO! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:47am

    driving high is the best!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:23pm

    Been there done that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:22pm

    what are you smoking that you talk to things? that's never ever happened to me when high.. weed doesn't do that to you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:59pm

    lol I know who this person is And it was hilarious when they told me about it at school.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:28pm

    this totally made my day bahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:47am

    greatest thing ive ever read

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 4:41am

    I wonder how long you waited...?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:39am

    Bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. You'd be a blast to get baked with.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:58am

    I saved this one in my favorites because I thought it was fucking amazing, I just looked back like a month later

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:43am

    Haha that is bad but at least your a kind person right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:33pm

    i love north carolina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:39pm

    Something similar happened to me on my boat, I was trying to dock and thought I saw a bunch of fish so I stopped and tried to back up not realizing I was on a lake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:11pm

    LOL I love it...back in high school i was driving stoned with my girl and it was raining, and all of these leaves were being swept around on the curb all up and down the road, and we thought that there were thousands of frogs hopping around in the rain...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:52pm

    Hahahaha I drive a LOT safer when I'm high .... usually I drive fast with the music blasting, but when I'm high, I don't like super loud music, and drive a LOT slower .... to the point of stopping like, 50 feet in front of a red light lmfao !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:16am

    Gotta love the hedgehogs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:39pm

    Pot heads ARE safe drivers...I told my mom and she didn't believe me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:55pm

    Insanely awesome!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:21pm

    one time my friend tried to start a fight with a ball when she was blazed because it hit her in the leg and she thought it was starting a fight so she started poking at it and yelling at it and she was by herself which I think is even worse. and the shit she smokes is usally laced.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:45am

    HAHAHAHAHA i just laughed for 5 minutes straight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24pm

    by far my favorite. i tried to read it out to my friend but i couldnt because i was crying/laughing so hard. Thank you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:12pm

    yeah seriously ditto everything everyone said times 100000000 that's fucking funny. ROFL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:56am

    Best comment ever. I want what your smoking.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:31pm

    I love this. I saved it in my favorites because it made me laugh so hard my eyes watered

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:56pm

    LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:06pm

    About a month ago I was ripped and thought that I almost hit a 2 foot tall version of the Notre Dame mascot.. and nothing was there. Miiiiight have been laced.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:17am

    I'm wiping off the tears, it just caught me off guard. Thanks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:02am

    hah i fucking love driving high on the way to school. it feels like a video game cuz i gotta get there on time. and like i always think everyone in the car will blow up if we run outta time. i need to stopp.. hah nawh!

    • Submitted by anoblereturn9 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:10am

      Wow. My husband played this game once while riding a bike high. :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:20pm

    Lmfao!!! U high fuck!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:27pm

    I DID THAT SAME THING WITH A SQUIRREL..... turns out it was a rock. My brother and his friend thought the rock was a squirrel too. LMAO.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:21am

    PETA would be proud, lmao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:36am

    don't think i've ever been that stoned. but damn am i jealous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:04am

    Win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:47pm

    It's Alwayse fun gettin blazed durin a midnight Drive you never no wat happins

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:38pm

    dude you're the man, i do this shit all the time hahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:41pm

    i loveeee it! priceless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:02am

    A pinecone in the dark by these things called lights.... Dumb ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:21pm

    TOO HIGH! ahahahahaha. fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:38pm

    hahahaha fucking AWESOME....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:53pm

    939 you ever drive a wave runner high

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:59am

    this is seriously the funniest thing i've ever read...i just posted it on fb

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:01am

    That is something I would do!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:45pm

    lol I did this one time but I stopped at a stop sign and saw a moose sitting to the right of it.. it was a deer haha gotta love high times.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:08am

    The Bernie Madoff Hedgefund Hog pinecone?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:43pm

    Have you seen a six legged goat yet? I've got multiple sightings of him in the road.

  • Submitted by magnavox1 on May 3, 10 at 10:57pm

    Same thing happened to me but it was a shape shifting tree.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:34pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA. im just imagining someone doing that!! HAHAH its something i would do!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:57pm

    still makes me laugh everytime <333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:01pm

    I thought I was the ONLY one who did shit like that when I'm high...LMAO Kudos!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:32am

    Haahahhaha this is some funny asssss sjiittttt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:24pm

    I about pissed my pants reading this. Yes, I have been that high!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:49pm

    I was driving high one night and slowed down becuase I swear there was a cat slowly walking across the road...but It was only a plastic bag when I got closer to it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:19pm

    i once thought the lights were playing eluvium or sleepboy...idk something with strings. they were sooooo beautiful, until i tripped over my own foot and fell face down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:22am

    Definately been driving before and I swear, there was a cow in the HOV lane in downtown dallas. Makes you wonder what that shit was laced with. c;

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:42pm

    Lol driving high is the best :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:00am

    hahaha, exact same thing... except me and my friend got out of my car cause we thought I hit the hedgehog.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:16pm

    hahahahahahahaha. Epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:43am

    if this is TRUE, HILARIOUS!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:59am

    Y messenger: Jackinsally

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:21pm

    How could you even see a pine cone in the dark ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:15pm

    haha tht so would happen to no joke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:11am

    Fuckin epic dude lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:50pm

    I think I know this person!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:06pm

    Fake. Nobody is this retarded except rain man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:33pm

    ya i agree.. i want sum of that bud ur smoking

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 4:22pm

    at 1:41, how is that obviously fake...? your not like a expert so you can leave please

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:05am

    11:16 is a homo ... just saying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:47am

    hahahahahaa... i feel ya bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:41pm

    Thts fake as fuck

    • Submitted by jurk on Mar 22, 10 at 10:43pm

      you've obviously never driven high. this is highly plausible— you've got to be careful after all!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:04pm

    this is so fucking funny hahahah omfg i can imagine me doing this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:03am

    absolutely hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:32am

    only time i ever talked to an inanimate object, i was definitely high, just off way better shit than pot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:07am

    Can not stop frickin laughing! That is hilarious. I slow down for leaves crossing the road, so I feel ya!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:04pm

    hahahahah pinecone hhahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:36pm

     ^_____^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:12am

    Ah dang reminds me of the good days

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:01pm

    If you have any doubt of this post being true, then you have never been to Durham, North Carolina before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:06pm

    I am to the point of tears right now. cannot. stop. laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:50pm

    hahahah bull city! i hope we have met

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:01am

    Yes!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:04am

    I fucking love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:59pm

    hahahaha! funniest thing i heard all day. LOVE IT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:36am

    So did it end up crossing or not?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:58am

    There's no way you could make that up, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Bahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:01am

    Stfu this is so true! U have probably just never been high homiee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:22am

    My hands-down favorite TFLN! I just wish sometimes that I didn't have Facebook set up to deliver their updates... it's kinda hard to explain it to your coworkers when you're sitting in your cubicle and all the sudden start busting up laughing. ;}

  • Submitted by dizancer on Apr 21, 10 at 6:19pm

    omg the craziest shizz happens web yur hi

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:00pm

    "DUDE that same thing happened to me but it was a leaf that i thought was a banana peel after playing mario kart" this is too funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:36pm

    919 is the area I live in...which is Cary, North Carolina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:51pm

    OMFG that was good stuff....thanks for that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:51pm

    bahahahaha I totally know who that is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:49pm

    I had to call my husband who is in another state currently for this one! MWHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:32pm

    ...call me we should totally party

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:36pm

    loved this! priceless good belly ache laugh - reminds me of old times.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:17pm

    Only in the inland empire lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:48pm

    I've done this! Not with a pinecone but instead with roadkill

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:16am

    Hahahahahaha this is SO funny!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:56pm

    HAHAHAHAH 919 keeping it real way to rep the NC

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:10am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....i laughed for days...in fact i am still laughing. also, i loved the reoccuring love convo with traffic cones and the convo with a squirrel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:58am

    I did that with a snake...well a shadow lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:37am

    yay for rednecks in Jihnston County! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:03am

    god i cant stop fucking laughing ^.^ i <3 919!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:52pm

    bahahahahha.....bust out laughing. i'm all alone. so great.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:36pm

    wow! wow! my stomach hurts, i can't stop laughing! this is incredible!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:24pm

    Lol, did that with a chip bag and a bike.. Tried breaking, instead flew over my handle bars landed folded in half with the bike on top of me.. Wearing a bathing suit top and shorts...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:38pm

    I seriously LMFAO every time I go to this site. Best. Site. Ever. I have stopped and waited at a stop sign before too. Damn I felt like an ass hole. This one had me laughing for days.

  • Submitted by bookeeri on Aug 6, 10 at 1:39am

    The best one on here

  • Submitted by loverbutt on Apr 22, 10 at 1:53pm

    I've stoped at a deer crosing sign waitng for the deer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:24am

    Just so everyone is aware...the first time you try smoking weed you won't feel anything. You have to do it a couple times before you can get sufficiently high.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:13am

    thats the funniest shit i ever heard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:42am

    haha seriously... I cant stop laughing either. Thats priceless!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:32pm

    Dude what the hell this hedgehog is so slow :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:52pm

    I feel like this could possibly be one of my friends...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:36am

    Hahaaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:08pm

    Good one! Wishing I had some of your bud!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:28pm

    hahah! one time i let a tree cross the road. and there was a human running beside my car? HA

  • Submitted by sammar on Feb 2, 10 at 9:34am

    Thats awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:59pm

    I know who wrote this. She ate part of my crunchewrap supreme today.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:02am

    You are every pine cone's Person of the Year!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:16pm

    totally had a similar experience. only i had a convo with a squirrel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:11pm

    rough raleigh represent nigguhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:38pm

    LMFAO ! ! This one made me snort....can't stop laughing...lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:41am

    hahahahaha this just made my day. Thank you so much for posting that! Mario Kart person: you also made my night! wow....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:23pm

    hahahahahaha i love this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:49pm

    Ha ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:47pm

    Funniest one I have ever heard yet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:22pm

    Represent Dirrrrty D!! =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:59pm

    I agree with above. Rarely to actually burst out loud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:14am

    you obviously haven't been smoking long enough to be driving while stoned. leave it to the professionals.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 6:23pm

    My day has officially been made

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:04pm

    Haha I love those High moments

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:43am

    hahahahaa omg thats great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:19am

    lol how long did it take u to realize it wasnt going to move ... or did u just sit there for like an hour ? LOL :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:44am

    can we please be friends? thats so funny. damn i need to smoke again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:47pm

    Reminds me of my roommates!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:08pm

    I thought a tree was a deer once.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:37am

    Goooo little hedghog! I can wait for youuu

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:11pm

    oh my goodness. that is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:54am

    This is amazing, AND you're in my area code. Props for you, my friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:29am

    I love this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 4:27pm

    I love this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:22pm

    only the pot heads laugh at this.. myself being one :) I seriously almost just pissed my pants.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:19am

    Bahahaha awesome ... New favorite!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:58am

    dude... Ive done that with a kroger bag. Its all good. =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:59am

    aaahahahahah. way to represent the 919! i am so proud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:13pm

    Marry me? I just laughed the whole way reading down all the comments. And i havent stopped

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:57am

    I did that once. Except, I thought that I saw a guiene pig. Turns out.. It was just a leaf blowing around. Lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:06pm

    lmao! hedgehogs aren't even indigenous to the 919 ;) i love my area code :))

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:19am

    haha. i havent laughed that hard in foreverr

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:58pm

    Haha! I've drove high and thought I saw kid standing in the middle of the road...there was nothing there lol!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:26pm

    I was high when I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:39pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by sammar on Feb 2, 10 at 9:39am

    Once my cousin was driving sober and ran over a turtle she thought was a pine cone. Had she been high that turtle could still be alive today.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:34pm

    This story just made my night. Thank you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:52pm

    This is the absolute best post I've ever read!!! LMFAO!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:08pm

    OMG! LMFAO! I can't stop laughing! High times are great =)

  • Submitted by abagel21 on Apr 5, 11 at 3:45am

    This always happens to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:26am

    Funniest shit I have ever heard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:20am

    these are my favourite kinds. can't stop laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:37pm

    Dood thts the best don't u love getting high

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:18pm

    Omj you are awesome let's be best friends

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:20am

    Now see this is a lie because if you were really high you wouldn't remember this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:46pm

    epic. nothing can beat this one in a stoners eyes :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:10am

    To the comment 2 above,yeah me and some friends waited for 15min in Philly for that damn stop sign to turn green.Then we said screw it and ran it.And the mario cart comment made me piss myself,thank you kindly for THAT.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:45am

    OMG! I did this.. I thought a leaf was a squirrel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:13pm

    omg hahahahahhaha this one hella made me laugh :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:51pm

    Story of my life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:54pm

    This one is my favorite.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:59pm

    i thought i saw bugs bunny running beside me driving through a parking lot, just happened to hit a speed bump at the same time and thought i ran him over!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:30am

    That's some damn good weed! Jealous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:15am

    I've done that, but mine was a shadow that looked like a bicyclist, at 10:30 at night, so I slammed on my brakes in the middle of the road.. People were only a little pissed! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:11pm

    OMG IM FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:35pm

    this one is fucking hilarious and something similiar happened to me but it was tumbleweeds hahaha. so funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:42pm

    Hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahshahahhahahahha thats funny as sh.it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:08am

    HAHHAH oh my god too funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:53pm

    Dude, that's hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:46pm

    holy shit! story of my life maybe?

  • Submitted by SEV on Apr 27, 10 at 2:45am

    I've done the stop sign one haha

  • Submitted by mpk1414 on Apr 19, 10 at 11:42pm

    Common mistake when your high

  • Submitted by bballer840 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:48am

    I think this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. drivin high. classic.

  • Submitted by ColemanMusic on Feb 27, 10 at 5:41pm

    dude when im high and driving, i turn the blinkers on to go into my garage.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:14pm

    As awful as this SHOULD be, it's sadly quite cute.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:44am

    One time I was driving high and I hit a raccoon, I didn't think it was real till I felt the bump

  • Submitted by Caybayy on Feb 4, 10 at 11:58pm

    Every text from NC is always drug related. Way to represent. lol (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:30am

    It's not north Carolina. 918 is nc

    • Submitted by jurk on Mar 22, 10 at 10:38pm

      919 is in north carolina, think unc chapel hill

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:59am

    rack em!!!best by far!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:38pm

    This could b real! I have done that b4!

  • Submitted by sexibitch69 on Feb 12, 10 at 12:18am

    will you please marry me????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:21am

    Common confusion! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:50pm

    I saw the same hedgehog!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:03am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:50pm

    that would have been awesome to see

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:11am

    OMG I'm still laughing...I remember those days. Funny as hell!

  • Submitted by x3lloThfann on Apr 11, 10 at 10:51am

    Halarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:19pm

    haahaaaaaaaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:11pm

    If you hadn't said you were driving high, this would have been funny. The fact that you would DUI, you are a tard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:16pm

    Yay for 919! Glad to see Im not the only one driving high on those roads. I do stop at stop signs waiting for them to turn green all the time... and I sometimes think trash bags on 55 are going to turn into deer and fuck up my SUV.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:01pm

    Seriously funny, but seriously sad! This kind of crap is what causes accidents. You slam on your brakes for a flippin pine cone and the person behind you slams into you. If you can't see DON'T DRIVE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:38am

    My mother has a similar story! Yay for caring about animals!!! Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:33pm

    OMG!!!! too effin funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:25am

    All the high motherfuckers are at state you'd have to high to pick state

  • Submitted by charliegal2496 on May 24, 10 at 12:20am

    You lived my dream lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:43pm

    Ha ha ha,Funniest thing on here!! -snowman!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:11am

    ok, if you are having a convo with inanimate objects, then you need to switch weed dealers. it's been laced with something. unless you just can't handle your herb. however, if you're tripping balls then maybe i can understand it. even then though, maybe you just can't handle your shit.

    • Submitted by anoblereturn9 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:12am

      Obviously, you've never smoked good weed before.\nWhat was that? Oregano?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:55pm

    super hilarious! (: wow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:32am

    That's totally something I would do...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:58am

    Laughed out loud ahahahha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:05pm

    Yes, we have some great cannabis in Raleigh, NC :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:29am

    i loveeeee the high ones

  • Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Nov 8, 10 at 1:40am

    We do this kind of shit in Durham.\n919 representin.

  • Submitted by AkaBryant on Feb 28, 11 at 11:10pm

    Bahahaha!!!

  • Submitted by aidan99 on May 4, 10 at 2:03am

    Jan27 10:04, fuck you you racist fuck

  • Submitted by samantha_jayne13 on Sep 28, 10 at 9:53pm

    I woke up the other morning grabbed my keys walked to my front door and hit the unlock button on my car pad waiting for my house door to open,that was a gooooood night.

  • Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 8, 10 at 1:36pm

    I slammed the brakes b/c i thought my air freshener was a real tree. That's why I don't drive high.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:33pm

    I loled

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:09am

    Ahhhaha. That's my area code and I would just like to say I'm proud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:12am

    smoking that bobby brown

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:29am

    haha, this is one of the best. love it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:32pm

    Lmfao that's priceless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:18pm

    Hahaha this made my day freakin hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:13am

    ahahahahhaha....beautiful.

  • Submitted by sunnyparsa on Apr 6, 11 at 10:23am

    I'm getting this shirt. I swear it. Genius!

  • Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 2:23am

    u and me both

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:37pm

    N.C. Nothing but drugs, 919 is the area code of where I use to live in N.C. Hillsborough

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:17am

    Jay did you write this?!

  • Submitted by wilc4087 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:39pm

    Epic.

  • Submitted by crazybluefish on May 2, 10 at 6:16pm

    haha don't worry i thought there were fish crossing the road when i was driving, they were just leaves

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:24pm

    I think everybody should drive high... No more accidents

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:19pm

    I think i saw u, you were in a pink skirt and a chiwawa suit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:28pm

    wow, i'm laughing so unbelievably hard

  • Submitted by smoothbutter01 on May 25, 10 at 12:48pm

    hahah...\n\n\nHAHAHA, rotfl.

  • Submitted by NDubLacrosse on Apr 5, 10 at 11:59pm

    Hahaha NC's got that skunk. Try driving thru snow high

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:42am

    that just made my life. hahahahaha i have waited for stop signs to turn green. they take for-FUCKING-ever. hahahah i'm still laughing. a pinecone... hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:50am

    really?? sure it wasn't magic fungi?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:36pm

    @ May 14, 2009 12:52AM I HAVE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I STILL laugh at that one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:15am

    Been there. Done that. Wonderful times.

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 6:15pm

    www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:02am

    Impressive but have you ever been that high on a rollercoaster? If not try it

  • Submitted by 147man on Feb 8, 11 at 11:01pm

    Never did that but did talk to a stop sign! Hahahah

  • Submitted by CopperPenny on Oct 25, 10 at 1:46pm

    Ya know I'm way glad that I'm not the only one that does that lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:22am

    It's area code of whole triangle but most the drugies are in hillsborough

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:38pm

    Hiiiiiii-LARIOUS!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:14pm

    Agahahhaha shit my pants laughing

  • Submitted by spluchino82 on Jun 28, 11 at 10:10pm

    I once confused a fire-hydrant for a chicken lol

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Jun 6, 10 at 11:56am

    hahaha 9:52, me tooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:44am

    this one time, at band camp

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:16pm

    This is insanely dangerous. Funny as hell? Yes. But please for the love of not accidentally killing someone innocent stick to bikes, sidewalks and roller blades. And whoever said you drive safer because you go slower. That isn't true. Driving slower can actually cause accidents like driving faster.

  • Submitted by mfbear on Aug 7, 10 at 6:20pm

    I'd be lying if I said I have never done anything like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 1:18am

    I hadn't slept in 48 hours and was high and I saw lights hitting the water on the road and stopped yo let a pair of potted plants with running shoes on cross the road

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:41am

    Sounds lyk u had a gud nite!!!

  • Submitted by vWonderBearv on Mar 8, 11 at 6:23pm

    This is priceless!!! Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:08am

    fucking love this site. this one of my fave so far ahha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:59pm

    hahahahahahgahahaha omg so good

  • Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 4:21am

    dude. your amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:22pm

    lmao this is one of my favorites

  • Submitted by esmith30 on Aug 31, 10 at 4:11pm

    hahahaha one of my friends did that same thing it was so funny!!

  • Submitted by jankmieser on Jul 7, 10 at 9:43pm

    Hahahaha been there before

  • Submitted by bl4ckh4wk on Mar 11, 10 at 4:10pm

    hahaha nice.

  • Submitted by sidmon on Jun 12, 10 at 9:28pm

    that's pretty hilarious. Cheers to being blazed and doing embarrassing things!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:08pm

    Hahahahah oh Mary, we love you!

  • Submitted by pmpricoo on Jun 22, 10 at 11:33pm

    LOL thatz the type of shyt that really happens lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:55am

    oh my god, i love nights like that.

  • Submitted by charles1996 on Aug 2, 11 at 11:09pm

    hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by CodeWitch on May 22, 10 at 6:34pm

    Win.

  • Submitted by mdo556 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:42am

    Roflmao I am laughing so hard right now. You just made my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:28am

    this is quite possibly one of the funniest things i've ever read...

  • Submitted by Krusty_Tharton on Apr 11, 10 at 12:43am

    That's fucking halarious

  • Submitted by Wok5897 on Jun 20, 10 at 2:09pm

    Raleighwood!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:54am

    my favorite post EVER!

  • Submitted by metalmouth on Oct 4, 11 at 10:57am

    Fucking dumb.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:15pm

    Lmfao hahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:12am

    Win

  • Submitted by cat_man on May 13, 10 at 10:46pm

    OMG!!! I love this! Haha I lol for like 10 minutes everytime I read this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:11pm

    This is so true! Lmao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:11pm

    this is easily the funniest text I've ever seen on this site

  • Submitted by jaal on Jul 1, 10 at 1:19pm

    I want whatever you're smoking

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:40pm

    haha. what the hell does a hedgehog even look like...and who brakes for them?

  • Submitted by SNlCKL3FRlTZ on Nov 29, 10 at 5:36pm

    this is why marijuana should be legalized ..if this person was drunk that pinecone would be obliterated ..high people are considerate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:04pm

    One time I was high and I thought a niigger baby was hanging out of a dogs ass, turns out it was pooping... PLEASE COME GET ME!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:21pm

    This is incredible. LMFAO.

  • Submitted by stfubitchhh on Jun 9, 10 at 3:35pm

    I did this for roadkill once. it took me a while to realize it wasn't alive. I love weed!

  • Submitted by jaimeaeryk98 on Jul 27, 10 at 3:24am

    Lol! Wow this guy has some issues. He makes getting high sound fun. I never would've guessed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:28pm

    Best tfln EVER period the end

  • Submitted by OB154 on Feb 3, 11 at 11:05pm

    I stopped for a rock one time because I thought it was a turtle... when it didn't move I got out and tried to "help" it across the road....

  • Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:33am

    H e r o

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:58am

    I always honk at roadkill when im high...i always always always think its trying to cross the road and then i get up close and im very disappointed

  • Submitted by megface on Apr 20, 11 at 1:25pm

    Lmao I was high once and thought my friends German sheppard mix was my chihuahua. I had some trouble carrying her around.. Bahah

  • Submitted by bellaisbest23 on Mar 7, 11 at 6:50pm

    Ahahahaahhaahahah I think I just peed a little

  • Submitted by chrisb911 on Aug 28, 10 at 6:55pm

    hahahahhahahahahahahaah fucking retard

  • Submitted by trevour92 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:06am

    Hahaha damn this one made me laugh hella bad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:02pm

    Holy dhsjaiwnd I just shatted my pants. LMFAO

  • Submitted by aconnors on Oct 14, 10 at 11:23pm

    This is wicked!

  • Submitted by AnonymousX on Sep 27, 10 at 11:21pm

    This is a comic on 4chan...

  • Submitted by ubluffin on Oct 2, 10 at 10:08pm

    Hahaha

  • Submitted by EversickChick on Jun 16, 10 at 3:36am

    Drunk drivers crash into shit bit if a something scares a high driver you alm may jus walk home.lol. I honestly got stuck at a red light for 15minutes at like 3am. I was too freakin paranoid to move my car even though NO ONE was around.lol

  • Submitted by mymuziksblarren on Jun 20, 10 at 6:21am

    I've done that, stopped at stop signs waiting for them to turn green, flashing lights that. Never turn green and stopped at 4 nonexistant stop signs...in a row

  • Submitted by HMetalDrummer on Mar 2, 10 at 6:28pm

    Sweeeeet!

  • Submitted by squirrel1515 on Apr 12, 11 at 3:33pm

    i always end up following those animals and getting lost.. good choice to just let it go

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:48am

    Funny thing is, when you're high, the pinicone actually will cross the road

  • Submitted by greeneyedgirl219 on Dec 14, 11 at 8:35pm

    I have done that sober. :)

  • Submitted by lispylover911 on Oct 11, 11 at 11:37pm

    the real question is was it a pinecone or a hedgehog???

  • Submitted by funfunfunrun on Jul 31, 11 at 12:08am

    Bahaha!

  • Submitted by Rickt160 on Jun 11, 10 at 7:24pm

    hahahaha funniest one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:46am

    best one on the site!

  • Submitted by tiffanimichele on Jan 16, 12 at 9:19pm

    And this is the reason I want to get high.

  • Submitted by yas7711 on Jul 23, 11 at 6:50pm

    there's almost 420 comments

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:04am

    Lmao that's awesome!

  • Submitted by mattsgirl on Jan 21, 11 at 6:16am

    I agree. best one EVER.

  • Submitted by fad3away94 on Dec 12, 10 at 7:44pm

    The shit

  • Submitted by lwarnos on Dec 25, 11 at 1:50am

    I thought I saw a Giraffe when I was driving once. I was in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and it was actually just a telephone pole.

  • Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 3, 11 at 6:00am

    Hahaha too funny!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:59am

    this is embarassing. probably faking being high.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:22pm

    Been there. Done that. Except mine was clumps of mud that looked like kittens.

  • Submitted by saren0314 on Aug 13, 11 at 12:38am

    Baha

  • Submitted by anoblereturn9 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:08am

    This just confirms my husband's belief that when you drive high you have a much grander awareness of 'safety first'. Much safer than driving drunk. So screw everybody in legislature that says driving while high is unsafe. Just tell a high person they could murder somebody if they drive and they'll give their keys up on the spot and start crying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:15pm

    Hahaha

  • Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:13pm

    something i would most likely do sober (i would say something about not driving high but im assuming its already been said 100s of times)

  • Submitted by ScSurfer1691 on Jun 26, 10 at 9:37pm

    that pine cones family thanks you

  • Submitted by kenholl on Jan 7, 11 at 10:15pm

    ROFLMAO

  • Submitted by iowahawksrgreat on Oct 24, 10 at 3:41pm

    roflao! still laughing :)

  • Submitted by jessluhsyuh on Jan 2, 11 at 6:45pm

    Omfg. Ive so done that before. But it was roadkill..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:06pm

    that is the greatest thing i have ever heard

  • Submitted by WhoAmI123 on Nov 1, 11 at 12:55am

    Will you marry me? ;)

  • Submitted by zck17 on Aug 10, 11 at 7:56am

    I once drove in to a field in an attempt to save the sleeping leprechaun in the street. it ended up being a broken tree branch. I wanted the gold :(

  • Submitted by shiloh1luv on Mar 1, 11 at 10:53pm

    Sound much too familiar

  • Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 15, 10 at 8:39pm

    Real

  • Submitted by jessssss15 on Jul 30, 11 at 3:07am

    Hahahah I love this one!

  • Submitted by ashleebaaby19 on Aug 25, 10 at 9:46pm

    LMFAO. you are my hero

  • Submitted by R_Palmah on May 1, 10 at 1:59pm

    Haha I am constantly forgetting which pedal is which when I'm driving stoned, and sometimes I'll just forget completely where I'm going or how to get there. :)

  • Submitted by knox on Jul 9, 11 at 5:35pm

    Egnk

  • Submitted by hawlaaaxoxo on Jan 14, 11 at 8:26pm

    NC represent! Half the state smokes weed so don't feel bad

  • Submitted by thebossdrama on Jan 2, 11 at 3:50pm

    Best one by far. This is fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by BDF923 on Dec 31, 10 at 1:18am

    That's funny as shit! I was once hitting my friends new bong I got him for Christmas last year and it has a elephant in it and your smoking out of the elephants trunk and I was afraid to hit it again that the elephant was gonna get high then stop working for us...

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 6:12pm

    BadMitch would have ran that motherfucker over.

  • Submitted by stoopid_dood on May 2, 10 at 2:52am

    Fukin awesome

  • Submitted by StJimmyGD on May 24, 11 at 4:24pm

    Omg been ther once stopped for a bear that turned out to be a bag of diapers. yes, I got out car to try n pet it.\nsuuuuper highhh....

  • Submitted by drea_lain3 on Jan 23, 11 at 9:57pm

    Most epic post I've seen on here hahaha

  • Submitted by mcq53 on May 19, 10 at 1:15am

    I know I'm late to the party but I just thought I should say fuck soviet Russian..you fat, woman-beating, ignorant piece of shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:25pm

    12:52 I do that all the time. Sometimes I stop at a corner thinking there is a stop sign. And to the post that is fucking awesome, I once took some acid and sat on a bench and talked to a pirate for 3 hours. Went back 2 days later and it was part of the bench.

  • Submitted by knox on Jul 9, 11 at 5:33pm

    Thats funny

  • Submitted by thebeatles101 on Aug 13, 10 at 12:32am

    Hahaha that's so funny! This makes me want to get high!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:09pm

    Hahahahahahah. This made my night

  • Submitted by thebitchnextdoor on Jun 1, 11 at 9:40pm

    i can say proudly i hope this happens to me one day (:

  • Submitted by mcmuffin88 on Jan 24, 11 at 10:06pm

    I would prob think that it was a hedgehog even if I wasn't stoned

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 6, 10 at 3:07am

    Funniest text ever... I remember when I saw the perfect row of cats eyes on top of a truck... They were the reflectors.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 2:01am

    dumb ass

  • Submitted by HeroStatus_LTD on Jan 30, 11 at 7:07pm

    Heres to a Good effin year..\n\n\n\n-Steve

  • Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 26, 10 at 1:34am

    I pulled over once because what I thought was road kill was some mowed grass and I didn't wanna hurt the animal :O

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    Submitted by anarchist on Jan 28, 12 at 1:56pm

    Get high, and dance in the rain. It will change your life

  • Submitted by edward101 on Jul 15, 11 at 2:53am

    THE MUSHROOMS MADE ME HEAR COLORS!! and see walking pine cones *-*

  • Submitted by stephaniejos on Jul 13, 11 at 1:01am

    awe that's sweet of you

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    Submitted by lwarnos on Dec 25, 11 at 11:54pm

    One time when I was driving, I thought I saw a giraffe. I was actually just driving through Michigan's Upper Peninsula. It was a telephone pole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 3:50pm

    Well don't you still have to let the pinecone cross?

  • Submitted by flapjax on Sep 14, 10 at 12:55am

    this is just a rehashe of stupid comic

  • Submitted by USAF on Jun 2, 10 at 11:47am

    had to stop playing guitar hero because my tv flew away

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    Submitted by mandykay27 on Mar 21, 12 at 10:51am

    I love all of you right now

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    Submitted by oohbubbles on Dec 17, 11 at 12:28am

    By far my most favorite tfln!

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    Submitted by Golden_1 on Dec 20, 11 at 3:52am

    Hahahaha...

  • Submitted by strikerz890 on Jul 7, 11 at 1:18am

    One time I was riding my bike when saw Michael Jackson kissing Eminem under a tree...

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    Submitted by Shiggy_Bay_B on Nov 4, 12 at 9:57am

    That's funny.

  • Submitted by ck1218 on Jul 30, 10 at 1:00am

    He is my hero... Just kidding

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    Submitted by Piixiedust on Jul 12, 12 at 3:32am

    This is AWESOME!!!!

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    Submitted by BMmcGee on Apr 11, 13 at 7:03pm

    I can totally relate, my friend.

  • Submitted by ChaotiiiKid on May 31, 11 at 11:55pm

    Stop driving on the HIGHway. It's dangerous.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:15am

    I once waited at a stop sign for it to turn green I was so high! Haha. I was there for like 5 minutes wondering what the hell was taking it so long to change..? Then I looked around and realized I was at a stop sign. That's when I told myself no more smoking then driving. Haha. So dumb!

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    Submitted by knm54656 on Feb 11, 13 at 11:43am

    Go Sonic go!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Axel5238 on Feb 28, 13 at 3:14am

    Don't drive high. People like you you shouldn't be driving.