so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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i once spent 30 minutes staring at an overhanging branch from a tree above my head being amazed at how 3D it looked
this is by far the best one. ever stopped at stop signs before, waiting for them to turn green?
No..but I thought it would change and read "GO"
I made my boyfriend turnaround because I was certain someone left a crystal pepper mill on the side of the road. Yea...turns out it was a liter bottle without a label that had been run over...but in my defense, it did shimmer.
DUDE that same thing happened to me but it was a leaf that i thought was a banana peel after playing mario kart.
You sir, have just made my day.
And people say that pot heads aren't safe on the roads. If your kid looks anything like a kid, or sometimes even nothing at all like a kid, they are safe on high roads. LOL
Hahahaha i appreciate anyone who would stop to let a hedgehog cross the street
Thank you, you made me smile.
it's okay. i stopped to let a penguin cross the road. i live in california.
this is the first one to actually make me laugh out loud!!! love it!!!!
that just made my day. i dont care wut happens now, all i have to do is think of this and ill b rolling
holy shit.. i think you are a girl i dated
lol. who is this? :p
Hey, my hedgehog didn't come home last night.
I just LOL and I can't stop! That was great!
this is HILARIOUS.
dont drive high...but seeing hedgehog pinecones is classic.
I seriously do this all the time...
this is my area code. I'm pretty sure we've met.
bahahahaha I totally know who that is
lol. do ya?
omg so funny. i actually had a convo with lawn flamingos once. but this shit is hilarious!
I totally feel you I onced slamed my breaks and almost wrecked while stopping for a cat that turned out to be a branch of a tree
really?? sure it wasn't magic fungi?
Oh my fuck..that is hilarious!!! Nice of you to watch out for Sonic the Pinecone like that..
I think this is my sister. Damnit.
hey u think im your sister? whats your name? or what you think my name is
LOVE YOUR LIFUHH!!!!!!!!
LMFAO...this may be the best one ever! hahahaha just where the hell have you EVER seen a hedgehog cross the road?! hahahahaha
Fuck you, 10:04
I'm alone in my house and actually burst out laughing when I read this, and my dog just looked at me with this 'get a life' face.
I was high and thought my dog and sister were having a conversation. Neither of them were home.
how about I had reoccuring love convo with traffic cones, I even accused it of cheating on me..... Goodddd tiimmmess <3
aaaahahaha omg. I can't. stop. laughing.
LOL I love it...back in high school i was driving stoned with my girl and it was raining, and all of these leaves were being swept around on the curb all up and down the road, and we thought that there were thousands of frogs hopping around in the rain...
i brake for pinecones
I once saw a ninja turtle slipper turned upside down on the road and turned around and then attempted to save the perceived turtle... Until I found that it was in fact a slipper. And I was stone cold sober...
hahahah yeah i did the same thing except it was a pile of leaves. and they were a family of toads.. haha
I remember walking home high and stopping at a stopsign waiting for it to turn green. I eventually just sat down and waited for like 10 minuts until I realized it wasn't going to turn green and I didn't need to stop anyway.
this just totally made my night!! hahaha!
Driving high isn't that dangerous, from my experience you drive slower! And apparently look out for "animals". I love this TFLN it's in my favorites now! Lmao!!!
OMFG that was good stuff....thanks for that
About a month ago I was ripped and thought that I almost hit a 2 foot tall version of the Notre Dame mascot.. and nothing was there. Miiiiight have been laced.
can we please be friends? thats so funny. damn i need to smoke again.
HAHAHHAHA OMG I WANT TO DATE YOU
919 is north carolina
I was driving so baked with my friends when I stopped at a railroad crossing. They were all yelling "what are you doing, why did you stop? Keep going!" My response: "um, that's dangerous! The arms are down and the lights are blinking!!!" But ya... there was no train after all.
HAHAHAHA. that's the best one i've heard so far
Lol! That's hilarious xD
I feel like this could possibly be one of my friends...
HAHAHAHAHA i just laughed for 5 minutes straight
Nice job, you irresponsable dick. So glad it's not my area code.
That's some funie shit bro.
Pot heads ARE safe drivers...I told my mom and she didn't believe me
This is the best thing I've read on tfln
loved this! priceless good belly ache laugh - reminds me of old times.
god i cant stop fucking laughing ^.^
i <3 919!!
I've let flagpoles be traffic directors many a time in my day
hahaha, exact same thing...
except me and my friend got out of my car cause we thought I hit the hedgehog.
you are my new hero. i'm STILL laughing!
don't think i've ever been that stoned. but damn am i jealous.
at 1:41, how is that obviously fake...? your not like a expert so you can leave please
In soviet russia pinecone lets you cross road
939 you ever drive a wave runner high
lol I know who this person is And it was hilarious when they told me about it at school.
seriously fantastic. my favorite.
Roflmao I am laughing so hard right now. You just made my day
I saved this one in my favorites because I thought it was fucking amazing, I just looked back like a month later
this is by far my fav tfln ever
dude you're the man, i do this shit all the time hahahah
what are you smoking that you talk to things? that's never ever happened to me when high.. weed doesn't do that to you
I've done this! Not with a pinecone but instead with roadkill
Definately been driving before and I swear, there was a cow in the HOV lane in downtown dallas. Makes you wonder what that shit was laced with. c;
will you go out with me? my hero
The Bernie Madoff Hedgefund Hog pinecone?
ROFL. BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
PETA would be proud, lmao.
I have let a lot of leaves cross the road thinking they were frogs.
Dude what the hell this hedgehog is so slow :(
yeah seriously ditto everything everyone said times 100000000 that's fucking funny. ROFL
LMFAO ! !
This one made me snort....can't stop laughing...lmao
i love north carolina
hahah! one time i let a tree cross the road. and there was a human running beside my car? HA
Haahahhaha this is some funny asssss sjiittttt
Hahahaha I drive a LOT safer when I'm high .... usually I drive fast with the music blasting, but when I'm high, I don't like super loud music, and drive a LOT slower .... to the point of stopping like, 50 feet in front of a red light lmfao !
Haha that is bad but at least your a kind person right?
lmfao!! ahaha thats the best shit ive heard ever!
greatest thing ive ever read
I want whatever you're smoking
It's Alwayse fun gettin blazed durin a midnight
Drive you never no wat happins
Something similar happened to me on my boat, I was trying to dock and thought I saw a bunch of fish so I stopped and tried to back up not realizing I was on a lake
As awful as this SHOULD be, it's sadly quite cute.
holy shit! story of my life maybe?
Same thing happened to me but it was a shape shifting tree.
Been there done that
Your right 141 fake as SHIT
This story just made my night. Thank you.
Bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. You'd be a blast to get baked with.
HAHAHAHAHA, just died.
hahahaha fucking AWESOME....
hahahahahaa... i feel ya bro
Marry me? I just laughed the whole way reading down all the comments. And i havent stopped
omg the craziest shizz happens web yur hi
Thts fake as fuck
you've obviously never driven high. this is highly plausible— you've got to be careful after all!
Ah dang reminds me of the good days
Ha ha ha,Funniest thing on here!!
hahahaha, you know its posts like these that make me wana start smoking again. i stopped cause the last time i smoked dank shit i put my dick on my best friends girl friends face hahaha. crazy shit will happen
this totally made my day bahaha
I think lemons are giraffes. However, it doesn't effect my driving ability.
If we had hedgehogs in Louisiana I'd prolly woulda done that a few times. I swerved a walmart bag n almost wrecked while high. Idk wut I thought it was though.
north carolina may be the best state in existence..
Did it ever make it across?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....i laughed for days...in fact i am still laughing.
also, i loved the reoccuring love convo with traffic cones and the convo with a squirrel
hahahahaha this just made my day. Thank you so much for posting that! Mario Kart person: you also made my night! wow....
That is something I would do!!
i once thought the lights were playing eluvium or sleepboy...idk something with strings. they were sooooo beautiful, until i tripped over my own foot and fell face down
this is easily the funniest text I've ever seen on this site
Gotta love the hedgehogs.
I love this. I saved it in my favorites because it made me laugh so hard my eyes watered
driving high is the best!
bahahaahhaahhaaa fucking love it!!!!! sounds like some shit i would do!
Lol, did that with a chip bag and a bike.. Tried breaking, instead flew over my handle bars landed folded in half with the bike on top of me.. Wearing a bathing suit top and shorts...
Have you seen a six legged goat yet? I've got multiple sightings of him in the road.
this one is the best. i thikn about it sometimes in the day to get me by with a good laugh . AWESOME.
"DUDE that same thing happened to me but it was a leaf that i thought was a banana peel after playing mario kart"
this is too funny
I DID THAT SAME THING WITH A SQUIRREL..... turns out it was a rock. My brother and his friend thought the rock was a squirrel too. LMAO.
So did it end up crossing or not?
totally had a similar experience. only i had a convo with a squirrel
OMG I'm still laughing...I remember those days. Funny as hell!
Lol driving high is the best :)
How could you even see a pine cone in the dark ?
I did that with a snake...well a shadow lol
haha seriously... I cant stop laughing either. Thats priceless!
hah i fucking love driving high on the way to school. it feels like a video game cuz i gotta get there on time. and like i always think everyone in the car will blow up if we run outta time.
i need to stopp.. hah nawh!
Wow. My husband played this game once while riding a bike high. :P
Reminds me of my roommates!!!
only time i ever talked to an inanimate object, i was definitely high, just off way better shit than pot.
Best.Entry.Ever... I love this! :D
rough raleigh represent nigguhh
you obviously haven't been smoking long enough to be driving while stoned. leave it to the professionals.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA. im just imagining someone doing that!! HAHAH its something i would do!
This is amazing, AND you're in my area code. Props for you, my friend.
still makes me laugh everytime <333
I've stoped at a deer crosing sign waitng for the deer
This is the absolute best post I've ever read!!! LMFAO!!!
Omj you are awesome let's be best friends
Best comment ever. I want what your smoking.
yay for rednecks in Jihnston County! :)
A pinecone in the dark by these things called lights.... Dumb ass
Every text from NC is always drug related. Way to represent. lol (:
if this is TRUE, HILARIOUS!!
haha tht so would happen to no joke
ya i agree.. i want sum of that bud ur smoking
aaahahahahah. way to represent the 919! i am so proud.
I wonder how long you waited...?
I had to call my husband who is in another state currently for this one! MWHAHAHAHAHA
Can not stop frickin laughing! That is hilarious. I slow down for leaves crossing the road, so I feel ya!
u and me both
one time my friend tried to start a fight with a ball when she was blazed because it hit her in the leg and she thought it was starting a fight so she started poking at it and yelling at it and she was by herself which I think is even worse.
and the shit she smokes is usally laced.
I am to the point of tears right now. cannot. stop. laughing.
rack em!!!best by far!!
this is seriously the funniest thing i've ever read...i just posted it on fb
i loveeee it! priceless
TOO HIGH! ahahahahaha. fucking hilarious
Hahahahah oh Mary, we love you!
I fucking love you.
" Now see this is a lie because if you were really high you wouldn't remember this
August 6, 2009 3:20AM"
i don't know what the fuck you've been smoking, but i remember everything when i smoke, and so does everyone that i have ever smoked with.
lol how long did it take u to realize it wasnt going to move ... or did u just sit there for like an hour ? LOL :P
this is the first post to make me laugh out loud.
Only in the inland empire lol
Bahahaha awesome ... New favorite!!!
I agree with above. Rarely to actually burst out loud
ok, if you are having a convo with inanimate objects, then you need to switch weed dealers. it's been laced with something. unless you just can't handle your herb. however, if you're tripping balls then maybe i can understand it. even then though, maybe you just can't handle your shit.
Obviously, you've never smoked good weed before.\nWhat was that? Oregano?
N.C. Nothing but drugs, 919 is the area code of where I use to live in N.C. Hillsborough
11:16 is a homo
... just saying
I think I know this person!
...call me we should totally party
hahahahah pinecone hhahaha
Hahahahahaha this is SO funny!!
this is so fucking funny hahahah omfg i can imagine me doing this
Hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahshahahhahahahha thats funny as sh.it
Once my cousin was driving sober and ran over a turtle she thought was a pine cone. Had she been high that turtle could still be alive today.
I thought I was the ONLY one who did shit like that when I'm high...LMAO Kudos!!
will you please marry me????
wow! wow! my stomach hurts, i can't stop laughing! this is incredible!
only the pot heads laugh at this.. myself being one :)
I seriously almost just pissed my pants.
oh my goodness. that is hilarious
epic. nothing can beat this one in a stoners eyes
I love all of you right now
by far my favorite.
i tried to read it out to my friend but i couldnt because i was crying/laughing so hard.
Been there. Done that. Wonderful times.
HAHAHAHAH 919 keeping it real way to rep the NC
I seriously LMFAO every time I go to this site. Best. Site. Ever. I have stopped and waited at a stop sign before too. Damn I felt like an ass hole. This one had me laughing for days.
Funniest shit I have ever heard.
bahahahahha.....bust out laughing. i'm all alone. so great.
Haha! I've drove high and thought I saw kid standing in the middle of the road...there was nothing there lol!
OMG! LMFAO! I can't stop laughing! High times are great =)
I'm wiping off the tears, it just caught me off guard. Thanks
haha. i havent laughed that hard in foreverr
That's some damn good weed! Jealous.
The best one on here
Fuckin epic dude lmao
hahahaha! funniest thing i heard all day.
I was driving high one night and slowed down becuase I swear there was a cat slowly walking across the road...but It was only a plastic bag when I got closer to it
thats the funniest shit i ever heard
OMG!!!! too effin funny!
hahahaha one of my friends did that same thing it was so funny!!
If you have any doubt of this post being true, then you have never been to Durham, North Carolina before.
super hilarious! (:
laughing so hard i'm crying.
Lmfao!!! U high fuck!!
We do this kind of shit in Durham.\n919 representin.
Good one! Wishing I had some of your bud!!!!!
I saw the same hedgehog!!!
I did this.. I thought a leaf was a squirrel
I thought a tree was a deer once.
This one is my favorite.
I think i saw u, you were in a pink skirt and a chiwawa suit
There's no way you could make that up, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Bahaha
Fake. Nobody is this retarded except rain man
wow, i'm laughing so unbelievably hard
One time I was driving high and I hit a raccoon, I didn't think it was real till I felt the bump
I did that once.
Except, I thought that I saw a guiene pig.
Turns out.. It was just a leaf blowing around.
lmao! hedgehogs aren't even indigenous to the 919 ;)
i love my area code :))
dude... Ive done that with a kroger bag. Its all good. =)
this one time, at band camp
This is priceless!!! Hahaha
I love this
Lmao that's awesome!
dude when im high and driving, i turn the blinkers on to go into my garage.
@ May 14, 2009 12:52AM
I HAVE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I STILL laugh at that one!
Stfu this is so true! U have probably just never been high homiee
Just so everyone is aware...the first time you try smoking weed you won't feel anything. You have to do it a couple times before you can get sufficiently high.
Best tfln EVER
I think this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. drivin high. classic.
omg hahahahahhaha this one hella made me laugh :D
I always honk at roadkill when im high...i always always always think its trying to cross the road and then i get up close and im very disappointed
hahahahahaha i love this
hahahah bull city! i hope we have met
these are my favourite kinds. can't stop laughing.
i thought i saw bugs bunny running beside me driving through a parking lot, just happened to hit a speed bump at the same time and thought i ran him over!
Haha I love those High moments
This always happens to me
Sounds lyk u had a gud nite!!!
I was high when I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt
Funniest one I have ever heard yet
this one is fucking hilarious and something similiar happened to me but it was tumbleweeds hahaha. so funny
OMG IM FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING!!!!!!
This is a comic on 4chan...
Common mistake when your high
My day has officially been made
919 is the area I live in...which is Cary, North Carolina
I know who wrote this. She ate part of my crunchewrap supreme today.
Yay for 919! Glad to see Im not the only one driving high on those roads. I do stop at stop signs waiting for them to turn green all the time... and I sometimes think trash bags on 55 are going to turn into deer and fuck up my SUV.
My mother has a similar story! Yay for caring about animals!!! Win!
Dude, that's hilarious.
Story of my life.
I hadn't slept in 48 hours and was high and I saw lights hitting the water on the road and stopped yo let a pair of potted plants with running shoes on cross the road
Goooo little hedghog! I can wait for youuu
Laughed out loud ahahahha
My hands-down favorite TFLN! I just wish sometimes that I didn't have Facebook set up to deliver their updates... it's kinda hard to explain it to your coworkers when you're sitting in your cubicle and all the sudden start busting up laughing. ;}
fucking love this site.
this one of my fave so far ahha
You are every pine cone's Person of the Year!
Yes, we have some great cannabis in Raleigh, NC :)
All the high motherfuckers are at state you'd have to high to pick state
Dood thts the best don't u love getting high
Jay did you write this?!
Hahaha NC's got that skunk. Try driving thru snow high
Lmfao that's priceless.
To the comment 2 above,yeah me and some friends waited for 15min in Philly for that damn stop sign to turn green.Then we said screw it and ran it.And the mario cart comment made me piss myself,thank you kindly for THAT.
Now see this is a lie because if you were really high you wouldn't remember this
Hahahaha been there before
hahaha 9:52, me tooo
That's totally something I would do...
Never did that but did talk to a stop sign! Hahahah
Impressive but have you ever been that high on a rollercoaster? If not try it
hahahahaa omg thats great!
That's fucking halarious
haha. what the hell does a hedgehog even look like...and who brakes for them?
HAHHAH oh my god too funny!
I woke up the other morning grabbed my keys walked to my front door and hit the unlock button on my car pad waiting for my house door to open,that was a gooooood night.
i loveeeee the high ones
Ya know I'm way glad that I'm not the only one that does that lol
roflao! still laughing :)
this is why marijuana should be legalized ..if this person was drunk that pinecone would be obliterated ..high people are considerate
Funny thing is, when you're high, the pinicone actually will cross the road
that is the greatest thing i have ever heard
I've done the stop sign one haha
Hahaha this made my day freakin hilarious.
I about pissed my pants reading this. Yes, I have been that high!
It's area code of whole triangle but most the drugies are in hillsborough
my favorite post EVER!
best one on the site!
OMG!!! I love this! Haha I lol for like 10 minutes everytime I read this!
Represent Dirrrrty D!! =)
I once confused a fire-hydrant for a chicken lol
You lived my dream lol
smoking that bobby brown
This is incredible. LMFAO.
this is quite possibly one of the funniest things i've ever read...
there's almost 420 comments
This is so true! Lmao!
that would have been awesome to see
Seriously funny, but seriously sad! This kind of crap is what causes accidents. You slam on your brakes for a flippin pine cone and the person behind you slams into you. If you can't see DON'T DRIVE!
Agahahhaha shit my pants laughing
I've done that, but mine was a shadow that looked like a bicyclist, at 10:30 at night, so I slammed on my brakes in the middle of the road.. People were only a little pissed! Lol
hahahahahahgahahaha omg so good
Been there. Done that. Except mine was clumps of mud that looked like kittens.
lmao this is one of my favorites
haha, this is one of the best. love it.
I agree. best one EVER.
that pine cones family thanks you
lol I did this one time but I stopped at a stop sign and saw a moose sitting to the right of it.. it was a deer haha gotta love high times.
oh my god, i love nights like that.
THE MUSHROOMS MADE ME HEAR COLORS!! and see walking pine cones *-*
I slammed the brakes b/c i thought my air freshener was a real tree. That's why I don't drive high.
Jan27 10:04, fuck you you racist fuck
I'm getting this shirt. I swear it. Genius!
H e r o
Lol! Wow this guy has some issues. He makes getting high sound fun. I never would've guessed
I did this for roadkill once. it took me a while to realize it wasn't alive. I love weed!
Hahahah I love this one!
This could b real! I have done that b4!
LOL thatz the type of shyt that really happens lol
haha don't worry i thought there were fish crossing the road when i was driving, they were just leaves
NC represent! Half the state smokes weed so don't feel bad
I think everybody should drive high... No more accidents
something i would most likely do sober (i would say something about not driving high but im assuming its already been said 100s of times)
that just made my life. hahahahaha
i have waited for stop signs to turn green. they take for-FUCKING-ever.
hahahah i'm still laughing.
a pinecone... hahahahaha
Ahahahaahhaahahah I think I just peed a little
this is embarassing. probably faking being high.
Ahhhaha. That's my area code and I would just like to say I'm proud.
i always end up following those animals and getting lost.. good choice to just let it go
If you hadn't said you were driving high, this would have been funny. The fact that you would DUI, you are a tard
hahahahhahahahahahahaah fucking retard
It's not north Carolina. 918 is nc
919 is in north carolina, think unc chapel hill
BadMitch would have ran that motherfucker over.
I thought I saw a Giraffe when I was driving once. I was in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and it was actually just a telephone pole.
This just confirms my husband's belief that when you drive high you have a much grander awareness of 'safety first'. Much safer than driving drunk. So screw everybody in legislature that says driving while high is unsafe. Just tell a high person they could murder somebody if they drive and they'll give their keys up on the spot and start crying.
I once drove in to a field in an attempt to save the sleeping leprechaun in the street. it ended up being a broken tree branch. I wanted the gold :(
12:52 I do that all the time. Sometimes I stop at a corner thinking there is a stop sign. And to the post that is fucking awesome, I once took some acid and sat on a bench and talked to a pirate for 3 hours. Went back 2 days later and it was part of the bench.
This is wicked!
I'd be lying if I said I have never done anything like that
Hahaha too funny!!!!
had to stop playing guitar hero because my tv flew away
Haha I am constantly forgetting which pedal is which when I'm driving stoned, and sometimes I'll just forget completely where I'm going or how to get there. :)
that's pretty hilarious. Cheers to being blazed and doing embarrassing things!
Best one by far. This is fucking hilarious
And this is the reason I want to get high.
One time I was high and I thought a niigger baby was hanging out of a dogs ass, turns out it was pooping... PLEASE COME GET ME!
This is insanely dangerous. Funny as hell? Yes. But please for the love of not accidentally killing someone innocent stick to bikes, sidewalks and roller blades.
And whoever said you drive safer because you go slower. That isn't true. Driving slower can actually cause accidents like driving faster.
dude. your amazing.
this is just a rehashe of stupid comic
I would prob think that it was a hedgehog even if I wasn't stoned
hahahaha funniest one
Lmao I was high once and thought my friends German sheppard mix was my chihuahua. I had some trouble carrying her around.. Bahah
the real question is was it a pinecone or a hedgehog???
I have done that sober. :)
That's funny as shit! I was once hitting my friends new bong I got him for Christmas last year and it has a elephant in it and your smoking out of the elephants trunk and I was afraid to hit it again that the elephant was gonna get high then stop working for us...
Most epic post I've seen on here hahaha
I know I'm late to the party but I just thought I should say fuck soviet Russian..you fat, woman-beating, ignorant piece of shit
Omfg. Ive so done that before. But it was roadkill..
awe that's sweet of you
Funniest text ever... I remember when I saw the perfect row of cats eyes on top of a truck... They were the reflectors.....
Heres to a Good effin year..\n\n\n\n-Steve
By far my most favorite tfln!
LMFAO. you are my hero
Hahaha damn this one made me laugh hella bad
Hahahahahahah. This made my night
I pulled over once because what I thought was road kill was some mowed grass and I didn't wanna hurt the animal :O
I stopped for a rock one time because I thought it was a turtle... when it didn't move I got out and tried to "help" it across the road....
Well don't you still have to let the pinecone cross?
i can say proudly i hope this happens to me one day (:
Sound much too familiar
Drunk drivers crash into shit bit if a something scares a high driver you alm may jus walk home.lol. I honestly got stuck at a red light for 15minutes at like 3am. I was too freakin paranoid to move my car even though NO ONE was around.lol
Omg been ther once stopped for a bear that turned out to be a bag of diapers. yes, I got out car to try n pet it.\nsuuuuper highhh....
Hahaha that's so funny! This makes me want to get high!
I've done that, stopped at stop signs waiting for them to turn green, flashing lights that. Never turn green and stopped at 4 nonexistant stop signs...in a row
Get high, and dance in the rain. It will change your life
Will you marry me? ;)
Stop driving on the HIGHway. It's dangerous.
One time I was riding my bike when saw Michael Jackson kissing Eminem under a tree...
Holy dhsjaiwnd I just shatted my pants. LMFAO
He is my hero... Just kidding
One time when I was driving, I thought I saw a giraffe. I was actually just driving through Michigan's Upper Peninsula. It was a telephone pole.
This is AWESOME!!!!
I can totally relate, my friend.
Go Sonic go!!!!!!!!!!
Don't drive high. People like you you shouldn't be driving.
I once waited at a stop sign for it to turn green I was so high! Haha. I was there for like 5 minutes wondering what the hell was taking it so long to change..? Then I looked around and realized I was at a stop sign. That's when I told myself no more smoking then driving. Haha. So dumb!
My highschool boyfriend LEGIT sent me this same text like 6 years back!