I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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Which turned into "sucking a limp dick in the bathroom for more coke"...
Charlie Sheen? Winning!
This is kinda sad. Not really funny.
Sorry for partying.
Some people can do this thing where they only drink, don't do drugs, go party, and get to keep the memories. Just FYI.
Some people do this thing where they only drink and don't remember anything. Or get alcohol poisoning and die. Just FYI.
i mean come on you have to pregame right?
After having to wake up early, you know? There's NO coffee in the teacher's lounge, and then you walk into the bathroom to just find a big dook laying there in the urinal! Like it's laughing at you!
sounds like a great night!
I think it's funny.
There is nothing sad about this message besides the fact they didn't text earlier to tell their friend to come help them get ready. :)
Well if your coming, would you stop by the deli and pick up some milk. And more weed.
someone's a social butterfly
That's how we do
That's a party in itself
There's always time to speedball!