before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
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Hah. Been in this position. By far my favorite TFLN.
Guys at my highschool used to do smitty's lil sister anal all the time. It was no big deal.
I had a threesome with Smithy and his sister....he was drunk, and she was used to it
boys are way funnier then girls,this text proves it.
Omg I got this text when it
was actually sent hahaha. My friend nick sent it lmao
I said what what in the butt.
4. Smithy murders him. 5.Smithy learns to dig prison sex?
she really digs anal
That's the best part about pencil dick disease. You basketball studs simply can't do anal. Sucks for you...
best night ever? or BESTEST NIGT EVER.
Smithys sister is in Al Qaeda
Fuck 'em if he cant take a joke
That is a gooood night!!
I call next on smithy's little sister!
Hypothetical High Five! Wait for it............. NICE!!!
dude.... best text ever.... if your not dead, bang her again for me
train smithys sister!
R.I.P.\n\nYou are a god amongst men.
This is one of the best ones I have seen.
what what in the butt
aw poor little smithy
WIN WIN WIN!! This guy is my hero
Little do you know smithy could actually be your long lost brother so you could have fucked your sister you never kno it's Reno...
i dont care if it is fake, I would "good night!" that 1000 times, if i could.
I bow to you sir.....that was AMAZING
hahahahaha dude that is funny as hell
easily one of the best tflns i've ever read. this guy's my hero
i don't believe that you are smithy's sister....
Hells yea the 775 Reno NV bitches
Best I've read here so far.
Win,win,win situation here
this is so winnemucca. I have a feeling I know who it is.
What is smithys sisters name?
I WANT TO MEET YOU, DO YOU AND THEN SEND A TEXT ABOUT IT WALKING HOME AFTER
Reminds me of "Scotty Doesnt Know" from Euro Trip. SMITHY DOESNT KNOW!
No. Reno girls DO NOT dig anal. I happen to be one. Thanks.
Mmmm. I love anal too, but my husband won't give it to me. I just have to fingerfuck myself.
Hahahaha, you're lame.
Haha, dude renos crazy!
1)I got you last night
2)I will never love you
3)you dig anal
Can I get Smitty's little sisters number
Smithy's little sister is 6 years old. That's what I am talking about.
Number 3 is the best!!
I am Smithy's sister...and you are a cock sucker. You said you wouldn't say anything besides....anyone could enjoy anal with you pencil dick.
Reno is the best fuckin city on earth.......wish I could move back.
oh goshhh this is amazing
My fav ever!!! Hahaha I love it lol
775 love. I wonder if I know who smithy is. Reno is for real the biggest little city.
who doesnt love a little anal? i mean really..
Winner winner... Chicken dinner
HAHAHAHA fucking hilarious.
the funny think is smithy is reading this right now and the person who texted it is prob dead already.
Smithy's little sister killed my father
My new hero -thumbs up-
Reno girls love anal
no, 4) Smithy wants his money.
I'm Smithy and I'm not amused.
RENO bitches the 775. Ha and I know who this is about lol
Blown fuse on that one....ridic'!!!!
Smithy's little sister killed kenny!
this might be about me.... hahaha
Smithy's little sister took on 5 guys at once last week. He should be used to it.
yo can i find you and high-five you
Joey, how could you post this?
Nobody loves anal I call B S
775 girls are more of a shocker type in reno!