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  • 141 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:10am
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    4. Smithy murders him. 5.Smithy learns to dig prison sex?

  • 123 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:48pm
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    Hah. Been in this position. By far my favorite TFLN.

  • 133 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:24pm
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    Guys at my highschool used to do smitty's lil sister anal all the time. It was no big deal.

  • 131 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:28am
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    Omg I got this text when it was actually sent hahaha. My friend nick sent it lmao

  • 119 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:00pm
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    I said what what in the butt.

  • 92 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:32pm
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    she really digs anal

  • 104 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:00am
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    Hypothetical High Five! Wait for it............. NICE!!!

  • 95 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:17am
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    dude.... best text ever.... if your not dead, bang her again for me

  • 97 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:23am
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    boys are way funnier then girls,this text proves it.

  • 91 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:57pm
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    best night ever? or BESTEST NIGT EVER.

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:47pm
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    That is a gooood night!!

  • 87 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:53am
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    My new hero -thumbs up-

  • 89 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:50pm
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    train smithys sister!

  • 83 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:13pm
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    Fuck 'em if he cant take a joke

  • 85 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:29pm
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    I call next on smithy's little sister!

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:59pm
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    Smithys sister is in Al Qaeda

  • 88 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:24am
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    Reno is the best fuckin city on earth.......wish I could move back.

  • 92 109
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:06am
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    easily one of the best tflns i've ever read. this guy's my hero

  • 82 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:34pm
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    Smithy's little sister is 6 years old. That's what I am talking about.

  • 81 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:53pm
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    I WANT TO MEET YOU, DO YOU AND THEN SEND A TEXT ABOUT IT WALKING HOME AFTER

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:39am
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    I had a threesome with Smithy and his sister....he was drunk, and she was used to it

  • 82 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:10am
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    This is one of the best ones I have seen.

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:08pm
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    suspect. i don't believe that you are smithy's sister....

  • 87 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:01pm
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    Hells yea the 775 Reno NV bitches

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:49pm
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    WIN WIN WIN!! This guy is my hero

  • 90 115
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:51pm
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    oh goshhh this is amazing

  • 70 76
    Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 12, 10 at 1:56am
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    775 love. I wonder if I know who smithy is. Reno is for real the biggest little city.

  • 76 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:43pm
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    hahahahaha dude that is funny as hell

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:56pm
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    Smithy's little sister took on 5 guys at once last week. He should be used to it.

  • 84 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:57pm
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    Reminds me of "Scotty Doesnt Know" from Euro Trip. SMITHY DOESNT KNOW!

  • 62 67
    Submitted by shastanicole on Dec 14, 10 at 12:40am
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    this is so winnemucca. I have a feeling I know who it is.

  • 81 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:08am
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    the funny think is smithy is reading this right now and the person who texted it is prob dead already.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:24pm
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    aw poor little smithy

  • 81 107
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:17pm
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    Haha, dude renos crazy!

  • 76 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:34am
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    Win,win,win situation here

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:55pm
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    what what in the butt

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:49am
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    Blown fuse on that one....ridic'!!!!

  • 78 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:39pm
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    who doesnt love a little anal? i mean really..

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:57am
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    Best I've read here so far.

  • 74 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:25am
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    Mmmm. I love anal too, but my husband won't give it to me. I just have to fingerfuck myself.

  • 80 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:54am
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    No. Reno girls DO NOT dig anal. I happen to be one. Thanks.

  • 85 123
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:17pm
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    Reno girls love anal

  • 79 111
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:05pm
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    yo can i find you and high-five you

  • 81 118
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 8:18am
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    Can I get Smitty's little sisters number

  • 78 112
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:12pm
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    i dont care if it is fake, I would "good night!" that 1000 times, if i could.

  • 80 116
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 7:16pm
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    I am Smithy's sister...and you are a cock sucker. You said you wouldn't say anything besides....anyone could enjoy anal with you pencil dick.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Alex_Mercer on Jun 18, 11 at 7:15pm
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    R.I.P.\n\nYou are a god amongst men.

  • 73 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:07am
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    RENO bitches the 775. Ha and I know who this is about lol

  • 71 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:38am
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    1)I got you last night 2)I will never love you 3)you dig anal

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:44pm
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    That's the best part about pencil dick disease. You basketball studs simply can't do anal. Sucks for you...

  • 73 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:17pm
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    I bow to you sir.....that was AMAZING

  • 90 141
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:51pm
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    My fav ever!!! Hahaha I love it lol

  • 77 115
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:17pm
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    Smithy's little sister killed my father

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:27am
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    Winner winner... Chicken dinner

  • 75 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:13am
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    no, 4) Smithy wants his money.

  • 79 122
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:21am
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    I'm Smithy and I'm not amused.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by livegreen420 on Nov 15, 11 at 6:58pm
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    Ha ha

  • 69 103
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:09pm
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    Joey, how could you post this?

  • 91 149
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:33pm
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    this might be about me.... hahaha

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:31pm
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    Smithy's little sister killed kenny! ..You bastard!

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:52pm
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    hahahahahaha hilarious

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:20pm
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    Number 3 is the best!!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by bskater92 on Jan 3, 12 at 2:30am
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    Little do you know smithy could actually be your long lost brother so you could have fucked your sister you never kno it's Reno...

  • 66 109
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:47pm
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    HAHAHAHA fucking hilarious. what's next?

  • 34 50
    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Dec 28, 11 at 7:32pm
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    What is smithys sisters name?

  • 61 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 6:06pm
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    Nobody loves anal I call B S

  • 59 117
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:18pm
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    Butthole. :)

  • 54 113
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 1:46am
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    775 girls are more of a shocker type in reno!