before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
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Hah. Been in this position. By far my favorite TFLN.
Guys at my highschool used to do smitty's lil sister anal all the time. It was no big deal.
I had a threesome with Smithy and his sister....he was drunk, and she was used to it
Omg I got this text when it was actually sent hahaha. My friend nick sent it lmao
4. Smithy murders him. 5.Smithy learns to dig prison sex?
she really digs anal
That's the best part about pencil dick disease. You basketball studs simply can't do anal. Sucks for you...
I said what what in the butt.
boys are way funnier then girls,this text proves it.
Hypothetical High Five! Wait for it............. NICE!!!
Ha ha
Fuck 'em if he cant take a joke
I call next on smithy's little sister!
Smithys sister is in Al Qaeda
best night ever? or BESTEST NIGT EVER.
dude.... best text ever.... if your not dead, bang her again for me
That is a gooood night!!
R.I.P.\n\nYou are a god amongst men.
This is one of the best ones I have seen.
train smithys sister!
what what in the butt
Little do you know smithy could actually be your long lost brother so you could have fucked your sister you never kno it's Reno...
I bow to you sir.....that was AMAZING
WIN WIN WIN!! This guy is my hero
i dont care if it is fake, I would "good night!" that 1000 times, if i could.
this is so winnemucca. I have a feeling I know who it is.
Best I've read here so far.
aw poor little smithy
Hells yea the 775 Reno NV bitches
easily one of the best tflns i've ever read. this guy's my hero
suspect. i don't believe that you are smithy's sister....
1)I got you last night 2)I will never love you 3)you dig anal
hahahahaha dude that is funny as hell
I WANT TO MEET YOU, DO YOU AND THEN SEND A TEXT ABOUT IT WALKING HOME AFTER
What is smithys sisters name?
No. Reno girls DO NOT dig anal. I happen to be one. Thanks.
Win,win,win situation here
Smithy's little sister is 6 years old. That's what I am talking about.
Mmmm. I love anal too, but my husband won't give it to me. I just have to fingerfuck myself.
Hahahaha, you're lame.
Reminds me of "Scotty Doesnt Know" from Euro Trip. SMITHY DOESNT KNOW!
Haha, dude renos crazy!
Can I get Smitty's little sisters number
I am Smithy's sister...and you are a cock sucker. You said you wouldn't say anything besides....anyone could enjoy anal with you pencil dick.
Reno is the best fuckin city on earth.......wish I could move back.
oh goshhh this is amazing
My fav ever!!! Hahaha I love it lol
Number 3 is the best!!
Smithy's little sister killed my father
775 love. I wonder if I know who smithy is. Reno is for real the biggest little city.
hahahahahaha hilarious
Winner winner... Chicken dinner
who doesnt love a little anal? i mean really..
Blown fuse on that one....ridic'!!!!
I'm Smithy and I'm not amused.
the funny think is smithy is reading this right now and the person who texted it is prob dead already.
My new hero -thumbs up-
HAHAHAHA fucking hilarious. what's next?
Reno girls love anal
no, 4) Smithy wants his money.
RENO bitches the 775. Ha and I know who this is about lol
this might be about me.... hahaha
Smithy's little sister killed kenny! ..You bastard!
Smithy's little sister took on 5 guys at once last week. He should be used to it.
yo can i find you and high-five you
Joey, how could you post this?
Nobody loves anal I call B S
775 girls are more of a shocker type in reno!
Butthole. :)
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