before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
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Hah. Been in this position. By far my favorite TFLN.
Guys at my highschool used to do smitty's lil sister anal all the time. It was no big deal.
I had a threesome with Smithy and his sister....he was drunk, and she was used to it
Omg I got this text when it
was actually sent hahaha. My friend nick sent it lmao
she really digs anal
4. Smithy murders him. 5.Smithy learns to dig prison sex?
boys are way funnier then girls,this text proves it.
I said what what in the butt.
That's the best part about pencil dick disease. You basketball studs simply can't do anal. Sucks for you...
Fuck 'em if he cant take a joke
Smithys sister is in Al Qaeda
best night ever? or BESTEST NIGT EVER.
Hypothetical High Five! Wait for it............. NICE!!!
I call next on smithy's little sister!
That is a gooood night!!
dude.... best text ever.... if your not dead, bang her again for me
train smithys sister!
R.I.P.\n\nYou are a god amongst men.
This is one of the best ones I have seen.
what what in the butt
i dont care if it is fake, I would "good night!" that 1000 times, if i could.
I bow to you sir.....that was AMAZING
aw poor little smithy
Little do you know smithy could actually be your long lost brother so you could have fucked your sister you never kno it's Reno...
WIN WIN WIN!! This guy is my hero
this is so winnemucca. I have a feeling I know who it is.
hahahahaha dude that is funny as hell
Hells yea the 775 Reno NV bitches
i don't believe that you are smithy's sister....
Best I've read here so far.
easily one of the best tflns i've ever read. this guy's my hero
I WANT TO MEET YOU, DO YOU AND THEN SEND A TEXT ABOUT IT WALKING HOME AFTER
Mmmm. I love anal too, but my husband won't give it to me. I just have to fingerfuck myself.
Hahahaha, you're lame.
What is smithys sisters name?
Win,win,win situation here
1)I got you last night
2)I will never love you
3)you dig anal
No. Reno girls DO NOT dig anal. I happen to be one. Thanks.
Reminds me of "Scotty Doesnt Know" from Euro Trip. SMITHY DOESNT KNOW!
Haha, dude renos crazy!
Smithy's little sister is 6 years old. That's what I am talking about.
oh goshhh this is amazing
Reno is the best fuckin city on earth.......wish I could move back.
Number 3 is the best!!
I am Smithy's sister...and you are a cock sucker. You said you wouldn't say anything besides....anyone could enjoy anal with you pencil dick.
Can I get Smitty's little sisters number
My fav ever!!! Hahaha I love it lol
775 love. I wonder if I know who smithy is. Reno is for real the biggest little city.
who doesnt love a little anal? i mean really..
Smithy's little sister killed my father
Winner winner... Chicken dinner
the funny think is smithy is reading this right now and the person who texted it is prob dead already.
HAHAHAHA fucking hilarious.
My new hero -thumbs up-
I'm Smithy and I'm not amused.
Reno girls love anal
no, 4) Smithy wants his money.
Blown fuse on that one....ridic'!!!!
Smithy's little sister took on 5 guys at once last week. He should be used to it.
RENO bitches the 775. Ha and I know who this is about lol
this might be about me.... hahaha
Smithy's little sister killed kenny!
yo can i find you and high-five you
Joey, how could you post this?
775 girls are more of a shocker type in reno!
Nobody loves anal I call B S