before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
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Hah. Been in this position. By far my favorite TFLN.
Guys at my highschool used to do smitty's lil sister anal all the time. It was no big deal.
I had a threesome with Smithy and his sister....he was drunk, and she was used to it
Omg I got this text when it
was actually sent hahaha. My friend nick sent it lmao
4. Smithy murders him. 5.Smithy learns to dig prison sex?
she really digs anal
boys are way funnier then girls,this text proves it.
I said what what in the butt.
That's the best part about pencil dick disease. You basketball studs simply can't do anal. Sucks for you...
Fuck 'em if he cant take a joke
Smithys sister is in Al Qaeda
Hypothetical High Five! Wait for it............. NICE!!!
best night ever? or BESTEST NIGT EVER.
I call next on smithy's little sister!
dude.... best text ever.... if your not dead, bang her again for me
That is a gooood night!!
R.I.P.\n\nYou are a god amongst men.
This is one of the best ones I have seen.
train smithys sister!
what what in the butt
i dont care if it is fake, I would "good night!" that 1000 times, if i could.
I bow to you sir.....that was AMAZING
Little do you know smithy could actually be your long lost brother so you could have fucked your sister you never kno it's Reno...
aw poor little smithy
WIN WIN WIN!! This guy is my hero
this is so winnemucca. I have a feeling I know who it is.
hahahahaha dude that is funny as hell
Hells yea the 775 Reno NV bitches
i don't believe that you are smithy's sister....
Best I've read here so far.
easily one of the best tflns i've ever read. this guy's my hero
I WANT TO MEET YOU, DO YOU AND THEN SEND A TEXT ABOUT IT WALKING HOME AFTER
Mmmm. I love anal too, but my husband won't give it to me. I just have to fingerfuck myself.
Hahahaha, you're lame.
1)I got you last night
2)I will never love you
3)you dig anal
What is smithys sisters name?
Win,win,win situation here
No. Reno girls DO NOT dig anal. I happen to be one. Thanks.
oh goshhh this is amazing
Smithy's little sister is 6 years old. That's what I am talking about.
Reminds me of "Scotty Doesnt Know" from Euro Trip. SMITHY DOESNT KNOW!
Haha, dude renos crazy!
I am Smithy's sister...and you are a cock sucker. You said you wouldn't say anything besides....anyone could enjoy anal with you pencil dick.
My fav ever!!! Hahaha I love it lol
Number 3 is the best!!
Can I get Smitty's little sisters number
Reno is the best fuckin city on earth.......wish I could move back.
775 love. I wonder if I know who smithy is. Reno is for real the biggest little city.
Smithy's little sister killed my father
who doesnt love a little anal? i mean really..
Winner winner... Chicken dinner
HAHAHAHA fucking hilarious.
the funny think is smithy is reading this right now and the person who texted it is prob dead already.
Blown fuse on that one....ridic'!!!!
My new hero -thumbs up-
I'm Smithy and I'm not amused.
Reno girls love anal
no, 4) Smithy wants his money.
Smithy's little sister took on 5 guys at once last week. He should be used to it.
RENO bitches the 775. Ha and I know who this is about lol
this might be about me.... hahaha
Smithy's little sister killed kenny!
yo can i find you and high-five you
Joey, how could you post this?
Nobody loves anal I call B S
775 girls are more of a shocker type in reno!