before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
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Hah. Been in this position. By far my favorite TFLN.
Guys at my highschool used to do smitty's lil sister anal all the time. It was no big deal.
I had a threesome with Smithy and his sister....he was drunk, and she was used to it
Omg I got this text when it was actually sent hahaha. My friend nick sent it lmao
4. Smithy murders him. 5.Smithy learns to dig prison sex?
she really digs anal
That's the best part about pencil dick disease. You basketball studs simply can't do anal. Sucks for you...
I said what what in the butt.
boys are way funnier then girls,this text proves it.
Hypothetical High Five! Wait for it............. NICE!!!
Ha ha
Fuck 'em if he cant take a joke
I call next on smithy's little sister!
Smithys sister is in Al Qaeda
That is a gooood night!!
best night ever? or BESTEST NIGT EVER.
dude.... best text ever.... if your not dead, bang her again for me
This is one of the best ones I have seen.
R.I.P.\n\nYou are a god amongst men.
train smithys sister!
what what in the butt
WIN WIN WIN!! This guy is my hero
i dont care if it is fake, I would "good night!" that 1000 times, if i could.
Little do you know smithy could actually be your long lost brother so you could have fucked your sister you never kno it's Reno...
this is so winnemucca. I have a feeling I know who it is.
aw poor little smithy
I bow to you sir.....that was AMAZING
Hells yea the 775 Reno NV bitches
suspect. i don't believe that you are smithy's sister....
hahahahaha dude that is funny as hell
Best I've read here so far.
easily one of the best tflns i've ever read. this guy's my hero
I WANT TO MEET YOU, DO YOU AND THEN SEND A TEXT ABOUT IT WALKING HOME AFTER
What is smithys sisters name?
1)I got you last night 2)I will never love you 3)you dig anal
No. Reno girls DO NOT dig anal. I happen to be one. Thanks.
Mmmm. I love anal too, but my husband won't give it to me. I just have to fingerfuck myself.
Hahahaha, you're lame.
Reminds me of "Scotty Doesnt Know" from Euro Trip. SMITHY DOESNT KNOW!
Smithy's little sister is 6 years old. That's what I am talking about.
I am Smithy's sister...and you are a cock sucker. You said you wouldn't say anything besides....anyone could enjoy anal with you pencil dick.
Win,win,win situation here
oh goshhh this is amazing
Haha, dude renos crazy!
Can I get Smitty's little sisters number
Number 3 is the best!!
Reno is the best fuckin city on earth.......wish I could move back.
My fav ever!!! Hahaha I love it lol
775 love. I wonder if I know who smithy is. Reno is for real the biggest little city.
Smithy's little sister killed my father
Winner winner... Chicken dinner
hahahahahaha hilarious
who doesnt love a little anal? i mean really..
the funny think is smithy is reading this right now and the person who texted it is prob dead already.
Blown fuse on that one....ridic'!!!!
HAHAHAHA fucking hilarious. what's next?
My new hero -thumbs up-
Reno girls love anal
I'm Smithy and I'm not amused.
no, 4) Smithy wants his money.
RENO bitches the 775. Ha and I know who this is about lol
this might be about me.... hahaha
Smithy's little sister took on 5 guys at once last week. He should be used to it.
Smithy's little sister killed kenny! ..You bastard!
yo can i find you and high-five you
Joey, how could you post this?
Nobody loves anal I call B S
775 girls are more of a shocker type in reno!
Butthole. :)
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