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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:59am

    why do we presume the one who wanted food was a guy and the other was a girl?

    • 90 81
      Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 1:26am

      Agreed.

    • 73 98
      Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 9:47pm

      cause the winky face is indicative of a girl gesture and guys are always hungry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:36am

    should've said.. "my roommates are gone, and I have pizza, wanna come over?" Instant "Yes". Duh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:50am

    JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:17pm

    i've totally responded like 650 did…sometimes it's not worth it

  • Submitted by bskatezy on Jan 24, 10 at 12:39am

    sext fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:55am

    haha wow this is from my area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:02am

    So been there. WTF is that!? What food is better than sex? Sex is like the best kind of pizza, even when it's bad, it's kinda ok.

    • 70 84
      Submitted by exosus on Aug 30, 11 at 8:12pm

      Great food>mediocre sex every day of the week. If you don't think so, eat at better restaurants.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:04am

    That's a man with his priorities straight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:13pm

    my opinion: 408 = ghetto san jose chica 650 = STONR

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:30am

    If somebody chooses food over you... you may have a problem in the 408.

  • 98 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:58am

    Unless the person is really bad....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:17pm

    SHED RATHER HAVE A BIG MAC THAN YOUR TINY WEINUR!!!

  • 84 70
    Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 26, 10 at 8:05am

    I'm a girl and can honestly say I've done this plenty of times. So it's not impossible that the one with the winky face was a boy. It happens.

  • 92 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:46am

    Bay area!

  • 94 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:27pm

    650 - my area code. wooo woo bay area

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:45pm

    Self-induced cockblock. It's a medical phenomenon.

  • 94 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:01am

    i would also do this for a #4 at jimmy johns

  • 93 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:12pm

    Fuuuuuucking denied.

  • 89 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:43am

    LOL...denied. Been there; I feel your pain, 408.

  • 90 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:24am

    No worries.. This is something that would happen to me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:56pm

    Almost as bad of a rejection as... Guy: So can I call u some time? Girl: Ummm, no... but u can hit me up on Facebook!

  • 91 93
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 13, 10 at 8:43am

    @2:59am. Because the first one had a smiley face. Guys dont use emotics

  • 92 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:44pm

    The 408 is huge lol I can see that shit happenin here. Shit 650 is an hour away from us! If you're desperate then go lol

  • 89 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:54pm

    And why do you assume it's a guy denying a girl... Trust me I've used this before, most guys just aren't as good as they think they are. Sad truth

  • 89 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:15am

    Rough

  • 92 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:49am

    San Jose burned by daly city!!! (or ssf, sb, mill whatever)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:45am

    that was 93 kinds of awesome!

  • 87 90
    Submitted by BETTERthanFML on Jul 7, 10 at 12:28am

    Thatshilarious

  • 88 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:39pm

    12:13PM i'm with ya on that one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:43am

    11:18 plenty of guys use winky faces when they wanna get laid but you wouldn't kno that would you??

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:02pm

    who doesnt love leftover pizza for breakfast?

  • 82 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:12am

    Well done fuck chick get the McDonalds

  • 90 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:42am

    HahahahahahahahahahshGagh

  • 83 86
    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:01pm

    What I wanna know is why she's making him get food elsewhere instead of making him a goddamn sammich. What the hell is wrong here!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:55pm

    12:04, I love you

  • 87 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:39am

    Done it before and I'll do it again. It's the easiest way to get rid of a shitty booty call or one night stand that tries to linger.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:21am

    I had a boyfriend that did that on a regular basis, food as the excuse and everything. Ex, of course.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:44am

    this totally could have been me. for shame.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:18pm

    Of course we assume 650 is a guy cause only a homo would winky face after a txt. We don't assume he's a guy just cause he turned someone down. Men I swear.

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:17am

    as of right now, 1204 bad nights vs. 1204 good nights. Cheese fries vs sex. I'm impressed internet.

  • 81 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:04am

    I'd turn down sex for some La Victoria with some of their orange sauce! =P

  • 84 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:56pm

    Pussy smelled,didn't want to ruin his appetite.

  • 71 71
    Submitted by superlulz on Jun 3, 11 at 4:22pm

    Lol my girlfriend would do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:46am

    Haha. This reminds me of what I did to some chick

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:58am

    This guy may get so much pussy he doesn't need her or Mayr she's ugly

  • 83 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:08pm

    Just did that on Friday... Sometimes the pussy is not worth dealing with her until the morning...

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:37pm

    what do you expect from a 408 girl haha

  • 82 99
    Submitted by jtl900 on Jun 22, 10 at 8:52am

    I think the 650 was me.... Lol...

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:46pm

    Only in the bay area

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:51am

    650 reppin PALO ALTO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:43am

    I feel bad for the girl.... :( poor her!

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:15pm

    keeping it classy san jose

  • 79 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:42pm

    Haha somebodys got a small penis

  • 74 86
    Submitted by anonymouses on Mar 12, 10 at 4:36pm

    ha! that sounds like a dickravis thing to say . . .

  • 61 61
    Submitted by natashakristine on Jan 13, 12 at 2:09pm

    Did you really post my conversation?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:49pm

    " Anonymous said... if someone chooses food over you... you may only be a tease. :-O May 11, 2009 9:35AM" what he said. haha

  • 75 90
    Submitted by ice43man on May 12, 10 at 3:24am

    It's blatantly clear by the texting style that the one who wanted the food was the guy

  • 76 92
    Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 2:19am

    ahahhaha girl must have had a busted face

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:11am

    why is that when i read this i wisper?

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:26am

    My girlfriend does this to me with her friends instead of food

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:07pm

    hahaha i have responded like 650 as well...which is also my area code. He never gave up either despite the fact that I no longer talk to him. Talk about desperate...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:52am

    HAHAHA thats awesome

  • 78 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:25am

    REJECTION!!

  • 76 95
    Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:21am

    you tight

  • 78 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:59am

    Lmao...that shit is hilarious!

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:37am

    who the hell turns that down???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 1:02am

    I'm suffering from PTLITPMPSSS Post truamatic laugh induced total poo my pants shit storm sydrome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:14pm

    408 you must be one nasty bitch ha

  • 76 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:46am

    This actually happened to me before. It sucks

  • 55 55
    Submitted by adamd2p on Mar 14, 12 at 3:05am

    Whats with the area codes? This is prolly fake

    • 10 10
      Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Feb 10, 14 at 6:34am

      College, moved and didn't changed phone number, vacation.... lots of reasons.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:02am

    In soveit Russia food Graps u!!! 925. Niggggga

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:09am

    Haa I do the same thing with this one chick who. Constantly hits me up to smash. She's just annoying so I just say stuff like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:33pm

    fucking fat ass piece of shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:36am

    happened to me. gotta a booty call the next night. Said FUCK YOU

  • 67 82
    Submitted by mota_vated on Oct 16, 11 at 3:04am

    the food better be motherfucking Taco Bell.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:11pm

    LOOL reeejected 6:35 and 2:36 aha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:10am

    epa or palo alto?? 650

  • 73 96
    Submitted by littleblackcat91 on Dec 20, 10 at 8:48pm

    Ouch, can you say rejected?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:59am

    3:54, it's because it would be hard to see a girl doing this over a guy, it just seeems wayyyy more likely 4 a guy to say this than a girl

  • 73 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:19pm

    I think everyone needs to understand the perspective before they judge for turning someone down, because I did literally the SAME THING when a guy I used to date (who, consequentially, could never take no for an answer and wouldn't get the hell off my back when I didn't want to be FB's afterward..) asked to give me a nice goodbye present when I was leaving town after graduation. Props, 650.

  • 66 85
    Submitted by princess16 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:33am

    yay areaaaa!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:43pm

    I love how everyone assumes (650) is a guy. We are awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:35pm

    oh yeah repin 650 keepin it true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:18pm

    RAWWWWWWWWW actually id say something like that AND I AM A GIRL. WE ARE RAW.

    • 72 98
      Submitted by genocyde on Jul 28, 10 at 3:02pm

      raw? yeah you're raw meat. and taste like chicken flavored fish.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:51am

    nothing beats cheese fries

  • 73 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:35am

    if someone chooses food over you... you may only be a tease. :-O

  • 51 56
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 11, 12 at 6:02pm

    Thats what you get for trying to hook up with a fatty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:55am

    Damn! This person must got a grip of p@#$y all the time!... to tell her "no thanks!"... Awesomme!!!!!LOL!

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:35am

    Well, if we're talking about pizza.......................

  • 52 61
    Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 7, 12 at 12:11am

    Haha. I've done that. \nBut the other party got really upset

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:49pm

    lol my friend has done that to a guy trying to booty call her. ROUGH.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:07am

    yes 650! you would turn down a 408 hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:56am

    LOL

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:30pm

    Ohhh now that's a burn

  • 69 99
    Submitted by jman1020 on Apr 8, 10 at 5:37pm

    Hahahahaha kilt

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:39pm

    Midnight cravings or am I just fat?

  • 48 61
    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:38pm

    he's hungry for something but clearly not her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:13pm

    Epic gail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:59am

    We assume that 408 is a girl and wants to do things with 650s naughty parts because that assumption makes this funny. Trying to argue another paradigm defeats the purpose of the joke. Dumbass.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by flash_jordan on May 17, 12 at 12:59pm

    FAIL!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:18am

    When h read this j I sharteddd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:36pm

    hahaha, 650 is my area code.

  • 35 37
    Submitted by cheergurl72 on Oct 15, 12 at 7:00pm

    been there done that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:34pm

    thats happened to me too... fml

  • 58 87
    Submitted by titsorgtfo843 on Sep 19, 11 at 1:06am

    408 is a girl because a guy wouldn't care if his roommates were gone... Duh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:08pm

    alright (408) Cupertino !! Too bad this text is so stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:13pm

    Any of you who are aghast at choosing food over sex have obviously never slept with my ex... I would have taken a dumpster feast over the .0005 seconds of "sex" followed by days of frustration!

    • 88 96
      Submitted by genocyde on Jul 28, 10 at 3:00pm

      repeated bad night?

  • 45 63
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:48am

    REjected!! Suck on that slice of shit. \n\n- Courtesy of Minnie's pie.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:38pm

    To meet the qualifications of a guy being 408 he would have to be a) a Toolbox and b) kind of homo for the winky face

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:39pm

    dammmm hahah lmao sumthn my bf would say to piss me off n then be lyk jk ill be ther in 5 min. hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:59am

    I wouldn't drive for an hour either if I wasn't in the mood. food ftw.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Kendogg113 on Nov 25, 11 at 9:00pm

    He has a point. Food is important.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:28am

    Hahahaha FUCKING OWNED!

  • 29 40
    Submitted by mrkoolaid on Jan 5, 13 at 9:08pm

    Ahahahahhah rough

  • 34 50
    Submitted by VaginaEat3rXX on Sep 5, 12 at 3:22pm

    It was a girl cause she used a smiley face and ...

    • 6 9
      Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Feb 10, 14 at 6:33am

      I don't know. As a female I receive way more text from guys that have smiley faces and winks and bs.