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  • 99 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:59am
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    why do we presume the one who wanted food was a guy and the other was a girl?

    • 29 28
      Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 1:26am
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      Agreed.

    • 23 31
      Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 9:47pm
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      cause the winky face is indicative of a girl gesture and guys are always hungry.

  • 91 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:36am
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    should've said.. "my roommates are gone, and I have pizza, wanna come over?" Instant "Yes". Duh.

  • 69 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:50am
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    JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU

  • 60 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:02am
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    So been there. WTF is that!? What food is better than sex? Sex is like the best kind of pizza, even when it's bad, it's kinda ok.

    • 15 11
      Submitted by exosus on Aug 30, 11 at 8:12pm
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      Great food>mediocre sex every day of the week. If you don't think so, eat at better restaurants.

  • 54 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:55am
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    haha wow this is from my area code.

  • 52 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:17pm
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    i've totally responded like 650 did…sometimes it's not worth it

  • 57 36
    Submitted by bskatezy on Jan 24, 10 at 12:39am
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    sext fail.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:13pm
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    my opinion: 408 = ghetto san jose chica 650 = STONR

  • 42 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:43am
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    LOL...denied. Been there; I feel your pain, 408.

  • 37 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:18pm
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    Of course we assume 650 is a guy cause only a homo would winky face after a txt. We don't assume he's a guy just cause he turned someone down. Men I swear.

  • 38 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:44pm
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    The 408 is huge lol I can see that shit happenin here. Shit 650 is an hour away from us! If you're desperate then go lol

  • 39 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:56pm
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    Almost as bad of a rejection as... Guy: So can I call u some time? Girl: Ummm, no... but u can hit me up on Facebook!

  • 41 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:45am
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    that was 93 kinds of awesome!

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:36am
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    happened to me. gotta a booty call the next night. Said FUCK YOU

  • 39 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:45pm
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    Self-induced cockblock. It's a medical phenomenon.

  • 36 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:04am
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    That's a man with his priorities straight

  • 38 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:43am
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    11:18 plenty of guys use winky faces when they wanna get laid but you wouldn't kno that would you??

  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:58am
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    Unless the person is really bad....

  • 37 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:51am
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    650 reppin PALO ALTO

  • 36 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:39pm
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    12:13PM i'm with ya on that one.

  • 36 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:54pm
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    And why do you assume it's a guy denying a girl... Trust me I've used this before, most guys just aren't as good as they think they are. Sad truth

  • 36 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:04am
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    I'd turn down sex for some La Victoria with some of their orange sauce! =P

  • 32 22
    Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 26, 10 at 8:05am
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    I'm a girl and can honestly say I've done this plenty of times. So it's not impossible that the one with the winky face was a boy. It happens.

  • 32 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:46am
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    Bay area!

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:13pm
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    Any of you who are aghast at choosing food over sex have obviously never slept with my ex... I would have taken a dumpster feast over the .0005 seconds of "sex" followed by days of frustration!

    • 35 22
      Submitted by genocyde on Jul 28, 10 at 3:00pm
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      repeated bad night?

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:30am
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    If somebody chooses food over you... you may have a problem in the 408.

  • 35 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:33pm
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    fucking fat ass piece of shit.

  • 31 25
    Submitted by BETTERthanFML on Jul 7, 10 at 12:28am
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    Thatshilarious

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:17pm
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    SHED RATHER HAVE A BIG MAC THAN YOUR TINY WEINUR!!!

  • 34 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:24am
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    No worries.. This is something that would happen to me...

  • 29 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:12am
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    Well done fuck chick get the McDonalds

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:44am
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    this totally could have been me. for shame.

  • 31 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:37pm
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    what do you expect from a 408 girl haha

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:42am
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    HahahahahahahahahahshGagh

  • 32 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:18pm
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    RAWWWWWWWWW actually id say something like that AND I AM A GIRL. WE ARE RAW.

    • 20 29
      Submitted by genocyde on Jul 28, 10 at 3:02pm
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      raw? yeah you're raw meat. and taste like chicken flavored fish.

  • 29 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:19pm
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    I think everyone needs to understand the perspective before they judge for turning someone down, because I did literally the SAME THING when a guy I used to date (who, consequentially, could never take no for an answer and wouldn't get the hell off my back when I didn't want to be FB's afterward..) asked to give me a nice goodbye present when I was leaving town after graduation. Props, 650.

  • 30 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:15am
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    Rough

  • 28 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:59am
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    We assume that 408 is a girl and wants to do things with 650s naughty parts because that assumption makes this funny. Trying to argue another paradigm defeats the purpose of the joke. Dumbass.

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:46am
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    Haha. This reminds me of what I did to some chick

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:56pm
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    Pussy smelled,didn't want to ruin his appetite.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:11am
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    why is that when i read this i wisper?

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:49am
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    San Jose burned by daly city!!! (or ssf, sb, mill whatever)

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:21am
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    I had a boyfriend that did that on a regular basis, food as the excuse and everything. Ex, of course.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:52am
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    HAHAHA thats awesome

  • 25 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:07am
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    yes 650! you would turn down a 408 hahaha

  • 28 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:35am
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    if someone chooses food over you... you may only be a tease. :-O

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:46am
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    This actually happened to me before. It sucks

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:17am
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    as of right now, 1204 bad nights vs. 1204 good nights. Cheese fries vs sex. I'm impressed internet.

  • 24 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:02pm
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    who doesnt love leftover pizza for breakfast?

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:01pm
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    What I wanna know is why she's making him get food elsewhere instead of making him a goddamn sammich. What the hell is wrong here!

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:39am
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    Done it before and I'll do it again. It's the easiest way to get rid of a shitty booty call or one night stand that tries to linger.

  • 29 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:59am
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    3:54, it's because it would be hard to see a girl doing this over a guy, it just seeems wayyyy more likely 4 a guy to say this than a girl

  • 19 13
    Submitted by superlulz on Jun 3, 11 at 4:22pm
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    Lol my girlfriend would do that

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:51am
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    nothing beats cheese fries

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:49pm
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    " Anonymous said... if someone chooses food over you... you may only be a tease. :-O May 11, 2009 9:35AM" what he said. haha

  • 30 36
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 13, 10 at 8:43am
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    @2:59am. Because the first one had a smiley face. Guys dont use emotics

  • 28 32
    Submitted by jtl900 on Jun 22, 10 at 8:52am
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    I think the 650 was me.... Lol...

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:59am
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    Lmao...that shit is hilarious!

  • 25 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:42pm
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    Haha somebodys got a small penis

  • 25 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:15pm
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    keeping it classy san jose

  • 26 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:55pm
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    12:04, I love you

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:58am
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    This guy may get so much pussy he doesn't need her or Mayr she's ugly

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:36pm
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    hahaha, 650 is my area code.

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:59am
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    I wouldn't drive for an hour either if I wasn't in the mood. food ftw.

  • 21 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:46pm
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    Only in the bay area

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:12pm
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    Fuuuuuucking denied.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:08pm
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    Just did that on Friday... Sometimes the pussy is not worth dealing with her until the morning...

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:07pm
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    hahaha i have responded like 650 as well...which is also my area code. He never gave up either despite the fact that I no longer talk to him. Talk about desperate...

  • 24 28
    Submitted by ice43man on May 12, 10 at 3:24am
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    It's blatantly clear by the texting style that the one who wanted the food was the guy

  • 25 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:26am
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    My girlfriend does this to me with her friends instead of food

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:09am
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    Haa I do the same thing with this one chick who. Constantly hits me up to smash. She's just annoying so I just say stuff like that

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:01am
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    i would also do this for a #4 at jimmy johns

  • 23 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:25am
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    REJECTION!!

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:43pm
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    I love how everyone assumes (650) is a guy. We are awesome!

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:11pm
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    LOOL reeejected 6:35 and 2:36 aha

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:35pm
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    oh yeah repin 650 keepin it true

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:27pm
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    650 - my area code. wooo woo bay area

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:49pm
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    lol my friend has done that to a guy trying to booty call her. ROUGH.

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:39pm
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    dammmm hahah lmao sumthn my bf would say to piss me off n then be lyk jk ill be ther in 5 min. hahaha

  • 23 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:35am
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    Well, if we're talking about pizza.......................

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:43am
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    I feel bad for the girl.... :( poor her!

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:30pm
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    Ohhh now that's a burn

  • 22 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:37am
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    who the hell turns that down???

  • 22 32
    Submitted by littleblackcat91 on Dec 20, 10 at 8:48pm
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    Ouch, can you say rejected?

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:34pm
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    thats happened to me too... fml

  • 24 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:56am
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    LOL

  • 21 31
    Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 2:19am
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    ahahhaha girl must have had a busted face

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:14pm
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    408 you must be one nasty bitch ha

  • 11 12
    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:38pm
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    To meet the qualifications of a guy being 408 he would have to be a) a Toolbox and b) kind of homo for the winky face

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:55am
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    Damn! This person must got a grip of p@#$y all the time!... to tell her "no thanks!"... Awesomme!!!!!LOL!

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:10am
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    epa or palo alto?? 650

  • 24 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:08pm
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    alright (408) Cupertino !! Too bad this text is so stupid

  • 9 10
    Submitted by Kendogg113 on Nov 25, 11 at 9:00pm
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    He has a point. Food is important.

  • 11 14
    Submitted by mota_vated on Oct 16, 11 at 3:04am
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    the food better be motherfucking Taco Bell.

  • 21 34
    Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:21am
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    you tight

  • 22 36
    Submitted by anonymouses on Mar 12, 10 at 4:36pm
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    ha! that sounds like a dickravis thing to say . . .

  • 18 30
    Submitted by princess16 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:33am
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    yay areaaaa!!!!

  • 19 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:13pm
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    Epic gail

  • 20 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:18am
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    When h read this j I sharteddd

  • 13 21
    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:39pm
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    Midnight cravings or am I just fat?

  • 23 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 1:02am
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    I'm suffering from PTLITPMPSSS Post truamatic laugh induced total poo my pants shit storm sydrome

  • 21 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:02am
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    In soveit Russia food Graps u!!! 925. Niggggga

  • 11 18
    Submitted by titsorgtfo843 on Sep 19, 11 at 1:06am
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    408 is a girl because a guy wouldn't care if his roommates were gone... Duh!

  • 4 6
    Submitted by natashakristine on Jan 13, 12 at 2:09pm
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    Did you really post my conversation?

  • 21 40
    Submitted by jman1020 on Apr 8, 10 at 5:37pm
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    Hahahahaha kilt

  • 3 5
    Submitted by adamd2p on Mar 14, 12 at 3:05am
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    Whats with the area codes? This is prolly fake

  • 4 7
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:48am
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    REjected!! Suck on that slice of shit. \n\n- Courtesy of Minnie's pie.

  • 0 0
    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:38pm
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    he's hungry for something but clearly not her

  • 0 0
    Submitted by flash_jordan on May 17, 12 at 12:59pm
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    FAIL!

  • 2 5
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 11, 12 at 6:02pm
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    Thats what you get for trying to hook up with a fatty.

  • 18 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:28am
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    Hahahaha FUCKING OWNED!

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