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  • Submitted by Phys on Nov 22, 11 at 3:14pm

    It seems like this would be a perfect opportunity to fuck your way out of the friend zone

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 22, 11 at 7:13pm

      Or just hook up with another girl. She'll be interested once you're not available anymore.

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 22, 11 at 5:24pm

    Start fondling. Very, very subtly. Like a massage, just...... More. I've shattered too many FZ barriers to give up hope on you, even if you are pathetic.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 10:51pm

      good skills rub the shoulders around the collarbone the breasts lift a bit with each stroke rubbing the nips across the bra..with the right circular motion you can be very stimulating

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        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 23, 11 at 1:13am

        Wow, nice!

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 1:38am

          many years of practice turning maybe first dates into fuck buddies

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            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 23, 11 at 1:51am

            Smart man. ;-)

  • Submitted by TJanssen411 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:49pm

    you're listening to Cher; this might be even worse than the friend zone

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    Submitted by SarahBarracuda on Nov 22, 11 at 9:14pm

    Or quit devoting effort to a "friendship" you're not emotionally capable of handling. Cut the Nice Guy crap and find someone to pursue that doesn't make you feel like shit. HTH.

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    Submitted by keto06 on Nov 22, 11 at 3:14pm

    flip her head around or poke her in the back of it! :P

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 4:56pm

    poor bastard...don't worry as you get older you will start categorize your female friends into fuckable and like a sister zones and then its all good

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    Submitted by igotthis on Nov 22, 11 at 5:42pm

    I had my now fiancé in the friend zone for almost 3 yrs. Met him when I was in a really bad relationship, and after I got out of that relationship I just didn't want to be with anyone. Normally i go after what I want but with him I didn't. Took him awhile but he finally made his move and we have been togethe ever since. Point is you van get out of the friend zone.

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    Submitted by ns83 on Nov 22, 11 at 6:46pm

    Make your move. Take her hand and start licking the dorito powder off her fingers and see where you go from there.

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      Submitted by genome254 on Nov 23, 11 at 3:01am

      I would whip your ass if you did that to me! You don't touch the powder.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 23, 11 at 3:14am

    @Phys: Ah, the classic self-delusion of the soi-disant "nice guy": the notion that being someone's unpaid therapist is going to get you laid, if you just wait long enough. I got news for you bud: it doesn't work that way, and you just end up coming off as creepy.

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    Submitted by Topher_85 on Nov 23, 11 at 12:43am

    Just show it to her!

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 1:40am

      yes whip it out XD

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 22, 11 at 2:50pm

    The Friend Zone sucks, don't waste your time. You can never go from FZ to BFZ or FBZ. It's not like women do that crap with other women.

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      Submitted by sumsumsay on Nov 22, 11 at 4:56pm

      you can but the time investment is not worth it...

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Nov 24, 11 at 9:36pm

    Tell her to suck you dick or GtFo. Lifes to short to be stuck in the friend zone

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    Submitted by noctilucent9 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:02pm

    Amen, brother. I can't stand that shit

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    Submitted by raylealadee on Nov 23, 11 at 11:18am

    Abort mission, dude. It's a lost cause once Cher gets involved.

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    Submitted by kallimist on Nov 22, 11 at 7:10pm

    This sounds like me... Except the whole complaining about my boyfriend thing haha

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 23, 11 at 7:49am

    Its times like these I say you deserve some nice easy non lubricated BUTTSEX!

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    Submitted by scott24y on Dec 19, 11 at 11:06pm

    Bin there b4

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    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Nov 6, 12 at 4:52am

    My boyfriend was in the friend zone for 6 years. All he had to do was ask me out =] it is possible sirs

  • Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 23, 11 at 1:32am

    friend zone sucks it's like you're just frozen there nd can't do anything. next time you're w her just drop a few shots beforehand to feel more loose nd you'll be good to go - www.iwassofuckedup.com

  • Submitted by BaconStrips on Nov 23, 11 at 12:43am

    Put her in the r a p e zone.

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      Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 23, 11 at 5:58am

      Great idea fucking sicko. Then he can be in the "friend" zone with bubba in prison.

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      Submitted by raylealadee on Nov 23, 11 at 11:20am

      Sweetie, make sure you let us know when somebody puts you in the hospital zone. It's likely to happen in your life and we'd all love to hear about it. :)

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      Submitted by Le_Sausage on Nov 23, 11 at 12:37pm

      funniest reply on this whole thread bar none