She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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It seems like this would be a perfect opportunity to fuck your way out of the friend zone
Or just hook up with another girl. She'll be interested once you're not available anymore.
you're listening to Cher; this might be even worse than the friend zone
Start fondling. Very, very subtly. Like a massage, just...... More. I've shattered too many FZ barriers to give up hope on you, even if you are pathetic.
good skills rub the shoulders around the collarbone the breasts lift a bit with each stroke rubbing the nips across the bra..with the right circular motion you can be very stimulating
many years of practice turning maybe first dates into fuck buddies
Smart man. ;-)
Or quit devoting effort to a "friendship" you're not emotionally capable of handling. Cut the Nice Guy crap and find someone to pursue that doesn't make you feel like shit. HTH.
flip her head around or poke her in the back of it! :P
Just show it to her!
yes whip it out XD
Make your move. Take her hand and start licking the dorito powder off her fingers and see where you go from there.
I would whip your ass if you did that to me! You don't touch the powder.
I had my now fiancé in the friend zone for almost 3 yrs. Met him when I was in a really bad relationship, and after I got out of that relationship I just didn't want to be with anyone. Normally i go after what I want but with him I didn't. Took him awhile but he finally made his move and we have been togethe ever since. Point is you van get out of the friend zone.
poor bastard...don't worry as you get older you will start categorize your female friends into fuckable and like a sister zones and then its all good
Tell her to suck you dick or GtFo. Lifes to short to be stuck in the friend zone
The Friend Zone sucks, don't waste your time. You can never go from FZ to BFZ or FBZ. It's not like women do that crap with other women.
you can but the time investment is not worth it...
Bin there b4
@Phys: Ah, the classic self-delusion of the soi-disant "nice guy": the notion that being someone's unpaid therapist is going to get you laid, if you just wait long enough. I got news for you bud: it doesn't work that way, and you just end up coming off as creepy.
Its times like these I say you deserve some nice easy non lubricated BUTTSEX!
Amen, brother. I can't stand that shit
Abort mission, dude. It's a lost cause once Cher gets involved.
This sounds like me... Except the whole complaining about my boyfriend thing haha
friend zone sucks it's like you're just frozen there nd can't do anything. next time you're w her just drop a few shots beforehand to feel more loose nd you'll be good to go - www.iwassofuckedup.com
My boyfriend was in the friend zone for 6 years. All he had to do was ask me out =] it is possible sirs
Put her in the r a p e zone.
Great idea fucking sicko. Then he can be in the "friend" zone with bubba in prison.
Sweetie, make sure you let us know when somebody puts you in the hospital zone. It's likely to happen in your life and we'd all love to hear about it. :)
funniest reply on this whole thread bar none