Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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"I'm sorry, I can't hear your bitching over the sound of how much I'm getting laid."
Nothing says "Welcome" like a landing strip.
it's called being a "talent scout".... god bless her..
Cuz she is awesome?
because anyone that is not a freshman knows how worn out that welcome mat is
I can be a freshmen for the night....I love beating the shit outta welcome mats
That's not a welcome mat, it's more like rolling out the pink carpet.
sluts are great
God: thank you for sexy sluts. Thank you.
I really don't want to see what you do to your welcome mats.
because thats what whores do!
Don't you just hate it when welcome matts are all worn out and you cant tell what its supposed to look like.
Blue waffles, anyone?
Don't ruin it!!
So you're letting immature freshmen walk all over you? Classy broad. Or, in the science world, you would be known as Vagicus horribilis.
She's the free training grounds for sex performance. They must thank her later, for her pointers.
Where's this place at?