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  • Submitted by minipop on Sep 15, 11 at 4:42pm

    so not cool

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    Submitted by goldensith1996 on Sep 15, 11 at 4:06pm

    I can't imagine why

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 15, 11 at 6:14pm

    You're a menace to society.

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    Submitted by Medic1124 on Sep 15, 11 at 5:22pm

    Ya were usually not supposed to show up hammered

  • Submitted by firebuff747 on Sep 15, 11 at 11:27pm

    You people are so up tight... It's clearly a joke everyone in ems knows we don't drink on duty we do speed... Gotta stay awake somehow

  • Submitted by Philsfan on Sep 15, 11 at 4:17pm

    You learn something new every day...

  • Submitted by meanmedic on Sep 16, 11 at 12:59am

    Y'all need to lighten up. EMS always get the shit end of the stick so we're entitled to make jokes like this. It's how we are in the EMS world.

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    Submitted by MacDrewber on Sep 17, 11 at 9:34am

    Maybe the OP wasn't drinking on duty, but rather turning down the offer to drink because he has to save the lives of the ungrateful ass wipes like ERRN.

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    Submitted by Careless_Whisper on Sep 17, 11 at 3:05am

    Jesus people really? I'm pretty sure this was meant to be a joke. I agree with klcharette. If you cant take a 'joke' then just stay away from tfln. It's not that hard.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 11 at 9:19pm

    Medics have permaDDs, and in return medics can IV their EMTs in the morning to cure hangovers

  • Submitted by CrazyRunner on Sep 15, 11 at 7:43pm

    Jeez, what a bunch tight-asses. I think it was supposed to be funny. (I hope.)

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    Submitted by MedicInABox on Sep 17, 11 at 1:53pm

    Haha thats what 500 bags and D50 is for

  • Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Sep 16, 11 at 1:49am

    I am EMS. yeah

  • Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Sep 15, 11 at 7:23pm

    Just as long as it has red bull in it. You'll need your wings when its game time, you fool.

  • Submitted by klcharette on Sep 16, 11 at 10:39am

    People are so serious . Maybe you guys shouldn't be reading tfln if you can't handle them!

  • Submitted by flygirl12 on Sep 16, 11 at 9:00am

    To ERRN ok JAN ( just a nurse ) Wait until you get into an MVA or a loved one arrests at home and then you will see how " worthless" medics are. Work a day in the field and see how long you can handle it sweetheart.

  • Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Sep 15, 11 at 8:31pm

    For which the general public who uses and pays for those life or death services is very grateful!

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      Submitted by kaylahalsey on Sep 16, 11 at 8:54am

      That was so grammatically incorrect, it almost made me cry.

  • Submitted by mdclvr on Sep 16, 11 at 3:30pm

    Just start a Line u will be sober in no time!

  • Submitted by cl242 on Sep 15, 11 at 6:34pm

    you should be fire lose your liscense and thrown in fucking jail you give some of us emts a bad name

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 15, 11 at 6:57pm

    Downside: "Hey, I have a great idea!"\nUpside: "I'll tell you some dirty jokes to distract from the pain of your broken bone."

  • Submitted by ERRN on Sep 16, 11 at 5:36am

    Yet another thing paramedics are worthless at.

  • Submitted by alienmonster on Sep 16, 11 at 3:54am

    Of course this site is to share irresponsible acts and we laugh about it , but come on .... this wasn't funny or sad , just an asshole trying to act cool