unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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so not cool
You're a menace to society.
I can't imagine why
You people are so up tight... It's clearly a joke everyone in ems knows we don't drink on duty we do speed... Gotta stay awake somehow
Ya were usually not supposed to show up hammered
You learn something new every day...
Y'all need to lighten up. EMS always get the shit end of the stick so we're entitled to make jokes like this. It's how we are in the EMS world.
Maybe the OP wasn't drinking on duty, but rather turning down the offer to drink because he has to save the lives of the ungrateful ass wipes like ERRN.
Haha thats what 500 bags and D50 is for
Jesus people really? I'm pretty sure this was meant to be a joke. I agree with klcharette. If you cant take a 'joke' then just stay away from tfln. It's not that hard.
Medics have permaDDs, and in return medics can IV their EMTs in the morning to cure hangovers
Jeez, what a bunch tight-asses. I think it was supposed to be funny. (I hope.)
People are so serious . Maybe you guys shouldn't be reading tfln if you can't handle them!
I am EMS. yeah
For which the general public who uses and pays for those life or death services is very grateful!
That was so grammatically incorrect, it almost made me cry.
Just as long as it has red bull in it. You'll need your wings when its game time, you fool.
To ERRN ok JAN ( just a nurse ) Wait until you get into an MVA or a loved one arrests at home and then you will see how " worthless" medics are. Work a day in the field and see how long you can handle it sweetheart.
Just start a Line u will be sober in no time!
you should be fire lose your liscense and thrown in fucking jail you give some of us emts a bad name
Of course this site is to share irresponsible acts and we laugh about it , but come on .... this wasn't funny or sad , just an asshole trying to act cool
Yet another thing paramedics are worthless at.
Downside: "Hey, I have a great idea!"\nUpside: "I'll tell you some dirty jokes to distract from the pain of your broken bone."