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  • 46 45
    Submitted by franklinp on May 26, 11 at 9:20pm

    You mean, a turd in the hand is worth...

  • 49 58
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 27, 11 at 12:20pm

    Cleveland Steamer goes on the chest, not in the hands.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by archer79 on May 26, 11 at 3:16pm

    Taking the old "wish in one hand" adage waaay too seriously

  • 48 61
    Submitted by ck24 on May 26, 11 at 7:26pm

    now thats what i call a shitty situation :)

  • 43 52
    Submitted by supercharger612 on May 27, 11 at 1:24am

    I really hope you actually did this.\n\nSo then you wouldn't have a right to bitch when he cums in your hair/eye next time.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 26, 11 at 2:14pm

    "that wasn't the first time I told him either!"

  • 38 55
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on May 26, 11 at 5:38pm

    A bird in the hand...