Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Well, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin!
Just ask her about her relationship with her father. That should get you the tears for free.
I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will...oh yes the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'.....
That's a classic Neil Patrick Harris move in a Harold and Kumar flick. However, no one tries it on real life unless they have no soul.
What's wrong with you? Everyone knows stripper crying is free.
If the ugly and our fat stripper attaches to you like a lamprey then get a private dance and tell her to cry, or you won't tip her. She'll leave you alone the rest of the night.