Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Well, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin!
Just ask her about her relationship with her father. That should get you the tears for free.
I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will...oh yes the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'.....
That's a classic Neil Patrick Harris move in a Harold and Kumar flick. However, no one tries it on real life unless they have no soul.
If the ugly and our fat stripper attaches to you like a lamprey then get a private dance and tell her to cry, or you won't tip her. She'll leave you alone the rest of the night.