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  • maybe i'm old fashioned, but i prefer shooting my load inside girls instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:35pm
  • There's a "dood-valve" that prevents such things from happening. That is, unless you are some sort of a mutant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:21pm
  • i can piss with a boner.......i just have to stand very funny and awkwardly to actually make it in the toilet

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:19pm
  • nope not possible we learned that in like 5th grade health

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Way to go Phoenix and West Valley..... wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:11pm
  • dammit phoenix i live here and this is nasty and not true

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Totally gross, but oh so funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:11pm
  • "I am a guy, and I have peed in my girlfriend many times." HAHA.. what trash..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:24am
  • um... this is possible, it's how i get rid of morning wood in the shower. I dunno why you all think it's impossible. Female health teacher tried telling us the same thing in highschool. And did you piss a lot? Like over-flow it? IDK how she wouldnt know... a pissload is bigger than a nut-load.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:57pm
  • " urine is (or should be) sterile...so really, there aren't any sort of health concerns for the girl. May 24, 2009 12:11AM" You're fucking stupid. Your own urine is sterile to YOU. Not someone else, douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:05am
  • I bet you Bear Grylls could piss while having sex :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:37am
  • Its true, I'm a guy and i peed in that last guys girlfriend too... :-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:38am
  • #1 (no pun intended) it is possible, #2 urine is sterile and cannot harm the female. If anything, if she'd had any ph imbalance, the urine would correct it. All facts aside. It is not something I'd want done to me, even IF he'd asked permission.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Any chicks out there been peed in?? Does it feel good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:36pm
  • i don't know if anyone suggested this but he could have gone soft in her and then pissed...too much booze can fuck up any guy's hardon

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:34am
  • this is better than twitter and facebook ever thought of being. and i have got to say; i'm thinking having this done to me might make me even hornier. straight up (:D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:52am
  • damn i was in the process of writing exactly wut the guy above wrote. 7:17 your stupid, urine is sterile up to 3 times ingested.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Not even possible. Actually it IS, but it takes a lot of concentration. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:02am
  • classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:47pm
  • How the fuck do you piss when you are close to cuming? Is that even possible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:00pm
  • You can pee w/ a boner, it's just really awkward unless you have a urinal...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:59pm
  • 1205 don't talk you can piss with a boner are you a dude or a dumbass girl and this is just funny stop putting down long messages just say if it's funny our not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:49pm
  • I dont care if its possible or not, this text is fucking funny. Plus she would notice, i know i sure as hell would! Unless she was fucked off her tits also.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:15pm
  • how does a girl pee in a girl??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:33pm
  • He didn't like the girl, so instead of cumming he

    Submitted by impooping on Apr 17, 10 at 9:52pm
  • well fuck med school, I just learned eerything I ever need to know on tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Christ, there's an entire fetish devoted to this; of course it's possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:58am
  • that girl said that she peed in a girl.. 8:14

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:26pm
  • WTF is wrong with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:59pm
  • and yes urine is sterile....wow people

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Um... urine is sterile more than 3 times drinking it. I think you're thinking about blood transfusions using another blood type, which should only occur once or twice before poisoning starts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:28am
  • You can pee while hard, but when you're that close while having sex, it shouldn't be possible to just switch over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Aiden? Is that you? BAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:31am
  • Physically impossible. Unless you have a limp noodle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:17pm
  • Thats just nasty dude

    Submitted by sgtchickenfucker on Feb 8, 11 at 5:11pm
  • There are no words. There are just ugh's and ewwwwww

    Submitted by ih8barney on Apr 25, 10 at 1:27am
  • i did this same thing before. its not impossible. and incredibly fucking embarassing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:53pm
  • this would kill someone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:42pm
  • You are a disgrace and deserve to have your dick cut off

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:06am
  • can someone say UTI?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:39pm
  • lmfao if someone pissed in my mouth i'd never talk to them again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:36pm
  • fake and a lame fake at that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:36pm
  • You are all so ignorant! It is impossible to urinate into a female during sexual intercourse. The males prostate gland swells and gets bigger once the penis is erect and this makes it difficult to pee. Of course small traces of urine and semen are passed through sex but to fully urinate into a woman during sex is not anatomically possible. Sorry kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Omg ur all retarded. It's like a morning wood piss!

    Submitted by Raella69 on Aug 7, 10 at 1:04am
  • even if it is possible, it did not happen, they just thought it would be funny to put on this site. loser. get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:06pm
  • You are such a clown. You REALLY think urine is sterile to other people? So...if you say...pissed on a open wound, you don't think that'd cause any problems? How about just taking a shit on an open wound. That alright to? Just trying to figure exactly how stupid you really are. May 25, 2009 12:37AM Urine is sterile. To anyone. Fucking google that shit. Just like how people pee on jelly fish stings all the time. Do you think they'd be peeing on themselves? no, some one else does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:02pm
  • that's fucking GNARLY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:29am
  • this happened to my friend too, he couldnt finish so he just peed in her mouth and she got rly pissed. i wouldn never laugh at that ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Of course this is in my area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:15am
  • WOW.. the discussion will go on and on about whether it is physically possible or not and the debate is really stupid. First of all, if you are a female you have no say in it. Secondly, just because you can piss while hard doesn't mean you can necessarily piss while having sex. But third, and most importantly, guys have already said they can and have already done so. SO WTF ARE YOU DEBATING ABOUT?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:37pm
  • actually that almost impossible because in males cant pee while having sex (they can pee while hard but not if your penis is being stimulated) ... i just learned that in my human sexuality class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:59pm
  • You cannot CUM and/or pee at the same time... you CAN pee witha boner but not at the time you are gonna cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:12pm
  • you can piss while hard,. i think he just decided to piss instead of nutting its possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:20pm
  • why would you pee in her?? CUM AND RUN!!! by the time she's preggers you'd be looooong gone

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:03am
  • we GET it that a man can piss while hes hard damnit, i'm talkin about the poor girl who got pissed in. u know it can cause HORRIBLE infections if you have butt sex and then put it right back into the vagina, pee should not be put into someone else. and on top of everything how fuckin disrespectful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Totally possible. Like no man has ever peed during morning wood? If my 6 year old can pee with a hard on then so can this guy.

    Submitted by MidnightSunAK on Feb 6, 11 at 10:04pm
  • i can not believe I just spent minutes of my life reading a discussion about being in a girl.....and i loved every second of it. What guy hasn't wokin up with morning wood and had to position yourself in that ass out awkward angle to hit the toilet? I'm pretty sure they even made fun of this in 40 year old virgin....myth busted!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:34pm
  • *Exasperated tone* Can't you just hold in your pee until you're DONE? Or go beforehand? Probably a much pleasanter experience for all concerned. And 3:02. My God. You and your friends pissed all over a girl? I mean, yeah, sometimes the way to a woman's heart is through your penis (apparently); that doesn't include your urine. What a peculiar individual you are..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:10pm
  • OMG. disgusting! (and FYI, it is possible)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Bear grylls can probably do cock pushups with a 2 magician's assistants and a fat chick on his back. I think Bear can turn urine into wine. He's not Jesus but he's pretty fucking close. I suspect jesus is jealous though. I wonder who would win in a fight him or Chuck Norris? Chicken or the egg?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:51am
  • "Its true, I'm a guy and i peed in that last guys girlfriend too... :-P" ahaha that girl has issues ewww

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:17pm
  • "pissing with a boner" dilemma?! wtf?! it is fucking possible. the only people who are saying it is not possible are women. does that seem right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:56am
  • why would you pee in your girlfriend or any girl for that matter?! soooo disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:20am
  • Sadly I've done this before. I am female.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:14pm
  • In order to keep urination and ejaculation separate, a smooth muscle sphincter at the junction of the bladder and the urethra closes during sexual excitement prior to ejaculation. This not only prevents urination during ejaculation, but prevents the entry of semen into the bladder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:28pm
  • "My CARE teacher explained to us that the penis does one thing at a time. you can NOT have sex and pee. It's impossible. look it up." Yeah you don't cum the whole time you're having sex. look it up or better yet try it out. May 25, 2009 4:23PM got it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:11pm
  • this is frickin disgusting. why would you actually want to do that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:08pm
  • you know what fake or not I loled irl at this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:56pm
  • not possible scientifically. you are retarded. and a liar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:52am
  • yooo you can kill her that way, seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:52am
  • ugh this has happened to me. except it was in my mouth. and i knew. and i laughed. so much for my fantasy for english men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:35pm
  • ....This is one of my fantasies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:22am
  • That is fucking sick! It is so unsanitary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:18am
  • All these guys on here who say you can't piss with a boner just don't know how. Go ask your Dads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:19am
  • i think she meant she peed on a guy...not another girl. and that's definitely posible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:32pm
  • ROFL I wanna pee in yer butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:38am
  • Umm y is everyone saying this is impossible? instead of him cumming he just peed, the male urethra is for both purposes, why is it hard to believe this happened?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:46pm
  • That is so fucking disgusting. She is gunna die soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:50pm
  • haha I did this before to my girlfriend. Twice. The first time I pissed in her it came flooding out after like a few secs later, and I claimed that she peed on me and got mad. The second time I did it I claimed it didn't happen and that it was cum. I was fucking wasted both times, and was to drunk to cum, but not to drunk to fuck. Though maybe I should have been.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:37pm
  • not possible check your anatomy and physiology books again...nice try though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:36am
  • 302... ....the fuck? Should you be telling people about that?? How is any of this acceptable?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:27pm
  • i thought it was impossible to pee in a girl since youve gotta have a boner??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:21am
  • ITT: Trolls. Trolls are winning...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:30pm
  • yup seen bear do it too, he also drank the juice of an mound of shit, yes shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Totally fake, this isn't even biologically possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:49pm
  • In order to piss while hard, you need to have strong PC muscles. These muscles also control the ability to flex the penis, which I can do as well. -5:01

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:12am
  • the text doesnt say he peed while getting off, just that he peed while they were having sex and any guy that says its impossible to pee while having a boner is retarded, it totally is, why wouldnt it be possible? and just like everyone else has said, it is difficult

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:42pm
  • have you ever woke up with morning wood, and had to pee really bad? totally possible. just not enjoyable

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:43am
  • If my bf did that od strangle him then throw him off my five story roof

    Submitted by LuciferLover on Jun 29, 11 at 11:24pm
  • This IS possible. I've known people who did it.

    Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:01am
  • Over 6 million people in the world drink their urine, mostly in India and China, Gandhi did it too, look it up! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:41pm
  • no need for name calling, now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:51am
  • yah there's no way that's possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:11am
  • wow....i seriously enjoyed reading that convo....haha. and eww, i swear to god if somebody peed in me...nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:18am
  • I can happen. I've done it a few times. It's just like peeing with morning wood!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:34am
  • Wow! every single one of us has no life for reading this far down! And sure, it might seem gross, but you should all hold back your opinions until you TRY, right? You can't say you don't like something unless you've tried it. SO GO PISS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:47am
  • I was drunk and high and my seal had not broken because I did not pee before we had sex. After a couple minutes of making love I could not resist the urge of going to the bathroom, so I peed in my gf. She thought it was her cum so I made her wash my parent's sheets. Sorry Phoenix for my disgrace on this wonderful blue skied city.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:36am
  • 4:23 first you said it was impossible to pee in a girl. then you said it was difficult. not the same! make up your mind!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Wow... And this would be in my area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:25am
  • you are a effing liar!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:03am
  • no wonder we get UTIs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:09am
  • it is extremely possible. and safe. hell i have stood around a girl with a couple of buddies and we pissed all over her. she was a nasty whore and we were on drugs that should never have been invented. but i was hard as a fucking rock....for a very long time. and after a 12 pack i pissed like a camel. we all did. it was a great time and i am pretty sure she didnt die. dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:02am
  • FAKE!!! This can't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Dude, physiologically, you can't pee when you're hard. So if you could pee, you weren't hard. I'm pretty sure she'd notice that....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:04am
  • Great - I have seen that Southpark episode, too. Now she's pregnant, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:40am
  • Still wheres the girl the peed in the girl, i call 4fckin11 on ???!!!??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:33am
  • ...how?

    Submitted by jltc on May 22, 11 at 11:56am
  • this is fake. it's physically impossible.

    Submitted by xrayvf on Mar 4, 10 at 12:40pm
  • How does pee cone out? That valve is supposed to close..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:32pm
  • why would you pee in her?? CUM AND RUN!!! by the time she's preggers you'd be looooong gone May 24, 2009 3:03AM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:15pm
  • ^ Obviously if your urine is sterile that means everyone's urine is sterile, no matter who's it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:45am
  • ok lets say it IS possible.... not too many people are talking about the risks for the female!! that can NOT be good for the inside of a woman to have pee.. let alone someone else's pee in them. health concerns or what?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:50pm
  • sounds like a hideous UTI

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:18pm
  • I would of ripped of his junk with my bare hands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:53pm
  • hate to say it, but at least urine is sterile... not exactly clean, but no bacteria or anything, so it's not like she'll get sick unless he already has a raging UTI. or chlamydia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:04pm
  • I was pissed at my ex... I let her blow me and I pissed in her mouth, she took down a lot before she realised lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:05am
  • You can pee easily with a boner with strong PC muscles (I can do it easily.) According to wikipedia, urine is virtually sterile unless there's a bladder infection. Although, the pH of urine is 7 (normal), while the vagina is 3.8 to 4.5 (acidic), so theoretically the change in pH can facilitate a problem, but not a serious one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Fake asswipe. Douchebag troll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:00am
  • ya its possible, really hard to aim when u have a baseball bat-like object to aim with and also, she could very well get a vaginal infection from being pissed in xD sound weird to say that but its true *the things i research when bored* :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:23am
  • that is not ok to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:30pm
  • how did she not kno wyou pissed in her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:26am
  • I've seen my bf pee with a boner (in the toilet), yes it required extra aiming precautions. What a failure for not being able to cum though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:43pm
  • I just spent at least half an hour reading this entire post. It was worth it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:32pm
  • I'VE PISSED HARD. EVERYONE STFU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:35am
  • this is like sneezing with your eyes open MORON. its not possible.

    Submitted by darnIT on Jul 6, 10 at 3:02am
  • perhaps he was just so drunk that he couldn't tell the difference between peeing and cumming...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:02pm
  • It's imposible. When hormones get started there's like a lever that keeps it from happening

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:29am
  • Not possible. Go back to seventh grade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Srsly do the op's think we're stupid? Once you're aroused and your testes start simulating cum the tube attached to your bladder gets blocked so Bo chance in hell you're going to pee until you're erection goes down and you're not aroused anore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:14am
  • Ok seriously people, taking a piss while hard is not impossible. I do it all the time but it takes more aim than usual. I mean those are the first two things I expirience in the morning so they have to jive somehow. And no I'm not lying so don't say it's impossible because it's not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:01am
  • its possible if your hard but if your in the middle of having sex.. im calling bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:39am
  • 1) I have peed with a hard on on multiple occasions. 2) urine is sterile and would pose no immediate health risk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:14pm
  • totally possible, and totally hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:14pm
  • impossible to do this. why do people submit fakes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:31pm
  • It IS biologically impossible. Try making a more believable fake next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:40pm
  • May 26, 2009 9:02PM, May 26, 2009 8:37AM, and May 25, 2009 9:18PM got it right. people need to actually go to college to learn and use their brains for something other than thinking of stupid shit to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Amature doctors calling bs on here obviously haven't ever pissed with a boner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:35pm
  • yeah, its possible to piss w/ a boner, but why would you want to in your girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:49am
  • nasty and cant be done

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:41am
  • lolololololololololololololololol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:15am
  • wow what a dick. no pun intended

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:47am
  • Peeing in a girl is fun, for both sides. As long as both agree to do it. Try this ladies, you'll love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:46pm
  • What the

    Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jun 26, 10 at 3:06pm
  • it is quite possible. most men wake up with a woody, and piss. Not difficult. no pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:55pm
  • i remember being in like sixth grade and learning that wasnt possible, if this is real, what is the matter with public education???

    Submitted by nameinlights25 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:48am
  • pee is sterile so it can't be too bad if it could even happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:47pm
  • she wanted it. there are girls out there like like strange things. im not up for alot of them. but i was fucked up and agreed. and honestly. this one was really funn. she was a straight freak. and somehow it was great. i suggest you all try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:21am
  • I just spent 3 minutes of my life reading this. I can't say I regret it one bit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:27pm
  • You must not have been hard then because your urinary tract closes when you get aroused.

    Submitted by DevilDemon11 on May 26, 11 at 12:05am
  • If i had a nickel...

    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:43am
  • It is possible my boyfriend does it to me, and no infections dont occur.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:59pm
  • 1) Urine is sterile. To everyone. 2) It is impossible to urinate and ejaculate at the same time (barring a major malfunction). This in no way, shape, or form means urination is impossible while having sex. 3) To anyone that suggests anything otherwise: hxxp://tr.im/mmvS

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:23pm
  • This is fucking hilarious! also, if hes not aroused enough to ejaculate, maybe the sphincter didnt close

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:27pm
  • People have it wrong, it's not "you can't have sex and pee at the same time" it's "you can't cum and pee at the same time." You can pee with a boner and you can pee mid-sex, just not at the end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:09pm
  • as funny as that would be its not possible for a dude to piss with a boner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:05am
  • It is not possible you dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Dude you can't pee during sex...there's a shutoff valve....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:08am
  • Its possible. I've done it drunk while masturbating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:40pm
  • It's possible, any healthy fucking guy should know this just by waking up in the morning.\nAND it can cause terrible infections in a vag, my cousin told me to do it to a bitch I hate.

    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 15, 10 at 11:38pm
  • its not possible to pee inside a girl when your already "doin" it. fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:29pm
  • PEEING IN A FUCKING GIRL ISNT FUN. THATS LIKE... i can't even say it. you guys are gross go fuck yo mamas

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:07pm
  • URINE IS STERILE. haven't you ever watched bear gryls? google it if you're in doubt, realize you're wrong, the shut the hell up. excrement & urine are in no way similar chemically or biologically. excrement is literally waste that your body cannot digest, and urine is an excess of enzymes, vitamins, and water.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:10am
  • your semen can back up into your bladder...take a human sexuality course. and yes, peeing while hard IS possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Yep^ I've had to take a break DURING sex to piss but if you are close to the point of cumming you wont piss. I reckon the OP had lost his wood and needed some juice to pretend he'd finished up. Pissing with a boner is a real chore. In your own bathroom you have to stand funny to make sure your aim is ok. Another option is lying down on your bed and pissing into a bottle. Make sure the opening is wide enough to avoid drips tho! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:36pm
  • That is so fucking grose I almost threw up in my mouth, if a guy did that to me I would seriously go craaaazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:46am
  • You are such a clown. You REALLY think urine is sterile to other people? So...if you say...pissed on a open wound, you don't think that'd cause any problems? How about just taking a shit on an open wound. That alright to? Just trying to figure exactly how stupid you really are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:37am
  • My brother did this before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:10pm
  • it IS possible. I am a guy, and I have peed in my girlfriend many times. Her and I discussed that it was something that we wanted to try and agreed we would try it. It takes some time and patience, but it is possible, and we have been doing it for a long time, no health concerns. Anybody that says this is not possible, I defy you to try it, or even better yet leave a way for someone to contact you and I will be happy to explain more in depth how it is possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:15am
  • In soviet Russia, girl pee in you!

    Submitted by drake171717 on May 6, 11 at 1:54am
  • maybe he lost his boner and peed in her. solves the "pissing with a boner" dilemma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:56am
  • no i'm pretty sure that impossible

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:58pm
  • 9:18 is right. urine is made sterile. The outer genitalia is what results in there being bacteria. circumsized males have virtually no bacteria in their urine(except in the presence of a UTI) because it goes right out and does not touch anything. Urine has actually been used as an antiseptic for wounds for centuries. Although we don't use it much anymore, there are people who still go hiking and camping for long periods of time who use it when they have nothing else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:37am
  • a guy can piss while hard. it just hurts like hell apparently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Ok i'd like to clarify. I am a parenting teacher for my local high school and Im here to tell you that you cant have sex unless you're hard and if you're hard you cant pee. Its physically impossible. So all of you that think you've done this before, you must not really know your body or you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:51am
  • either way. that's-fucking-gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:23pm
  • " urine is (or should be) sterile...so really, there aren't any sort of health concerns for the girl. May 24, 2009 12:11AM" only infants, before on food, have sterile pee

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:24am
  • It is possible anyone that says it isn't never had "morning wood" and there is minimal risk if any for the girl; hasn't any of you ever heard of drinking your own urine for survival? Read a fucking book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Bullshit... Totally lame

    Submitted by jay3411 on May 18, 11 at 2:41pm
  • Gotta love people in my city lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:46am
  • this is hystarical, I knew a guy who had sex with this girl and then afterward she was preforming oral sex, and he peed in her mouth ... terrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:01am
  • 11:10 That, uh, that sounds wrong. Your brother shouldn't be doing those things to hid dear sister....or brother :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:15am
  • no its not only girls. i am a girl and i knew that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:27pm
  • All u people that say it's not possible are fucking dumb. Try it u ignorant pricks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:29pm
  • My CARE teacher explained to us that the penis does one thing at a time. you can NOT have sex and pee. It's impossible. look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:42am
  • Is that even possible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:22pm
  • your prostate keeps you from being able to pee i think

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:29am
  • urine is (or should be) sterile...so really, there aren't any sort of health concerns for the girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:11am
  • nasty. totally disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:38pm
  • He pulled the montcheif!!!

    Submitted by haha3 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:53am
  • Hahaha hell yes! That's how az does it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:49am
  • Ehhh y does this have to be in arizona... This makes my vagina worried

    Submitted by Dominique47 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Thank you 8:26. I was wondering if I was the only one that was confused about that. Hmmmm.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:21am
  • i am no doctor but doesn't pissing in a girl give her a yeast infection?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:27pm
  • It actually is impossible to pee when your inside a girl, unless you force it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:47am
  • Amazing but girl would be pissed haha. How dis you mannage that???

    Submitted by ShDaddyDoesntKno on Jun 2, 11 at 1:14am
  • Piss ON her.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 18, 11 at 9:44am
  • 7:17, while that seems like it should be true, you are an idiot. Drinking your own urine is safe assuming that you're healthy and do not have any infections. Bear Grylls has done it numerous times too. Go read a fucking book for once, people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:50pm
  • No, its possible. If you're not fully erected, then you can pee. Unfortunately I've done it before too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:34pm
  • I am a girl and my boyfriend pissed in me while we were having sex, seriously I was wasted but I knew right away. I was so grossed out I first prayed that I would pass out and tried to find a dry patch but when that did not work I pointed out that I could smell piss and that it is not me and that I wsuggest he changes the sheets while I take a shower. He did it...no further discussion. But trust me it happens....and Im no prude but its siff...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:06am
  • yeah im calling shenanigans. unless you have a neurological problem in which case your semen would end up in your bladder, this isn't possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:31pm
  • It is possible to piss with a boner, as stated before it requires extra attention and aim. Just becuase YOU can't do it doesn't make it impossible, it could be like the tongue rolling/scrunching thing where only some people can do it. Urine is sterile to everyone, it would only give an infection if the guy had a UTI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:26pm
  • It's possible to piss with a boner. Urine is sterile, which makes it sterile to everyone This guy could have taken a piss in her as long as he wasn’t close to climax It isn’t that impossible

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:15pm
  • you cant do both at the same time, but you can def do one or the other while hard. and urine is sterile people. cmon now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:43pm
  • That's not possible. Please know how shit works before you have sex and talk about it. Moron

    Submitted by tcufrog on Jul 28, 10 at 11:04am
  • Longest thread ever

    Submitted by iheartmyko on Mar 8, 11 at 6:32am
  • do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babies?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:21am
  • Get a life retard u can't pee inside -u dick must of malfunctioned!!!! Go see a doctor! That's a first sign of many diseases!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Here's a nice quote that fits here:\n"A male, when reaching the point of orgasm and the release of semen, is unable to urinate..."\n-Science

    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:44pm
  • To answer your question 6:57 my girlfriend was just as drunk and high as I was, if not more f-ed up considering women are light drinkers and smokers. So these two intoxicants made it possible for me to lie to her telling her it was her cum. She believed it because I said I saw a porno with a girl cumming like pee out of her vagina while she was being banged.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:46am
  • It can happen and if any guy pulled that shit on me, I'd cut his junk off & put it through a fucking meat grinder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:41pm
  • it is posible to piss while hard, I HAVE done it and yes, it HURTS like a BITCH. and it was difficult as hell to start too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:45pm
  • I'VE PISSED HARD. EVERYONE STFU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:12pm
  • trust me being that im female i am disappointed that he didnt shoot his load in her cream pie is so sexy... fill me up baby. ;)

    Submitted by wtas88 on Feb 26, 10 at 5:16am