She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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it's not...i'm ready to roll and suggest we go straight to fuckin'
why else would he be explaining this to you?
No it's my way of asking for sex
He said he has patron, it's a barter. Capitalism at it's finest!
Throw him a bone here no man deserves blue balls
Really how hard is it to abbreviate blow job?
That is so stupid. "beej"
I'm not sure where the problem was with the first chick.
You idiot. When a girl starts crying during sex, that just means she wants you to fuck her harder, as though she is a damsel in distress. Duh!!!!!
You better put that shot away walking down the street or I'm going to grab it.
Blue balls!!! Lol