I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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11:09 hasnt had his daily serving of cock in the ass today. You probably posted this shit and it's fake and stupid as hell.
Wouldn't anyone this is texted to probably know the kid's roomate, so therefore there's no need to say he ways 300 pounds?
Unnecessary elaboration = Fake text.
It's plausible. One of my old roommates did the same thing; only diff. is he recorded the deed. Just a reminder, always empty the recycling bin.
And third! My life is so awesome!
Sounds like my x husband! I'm sorry! The only thing you can do is kick him out and watch some good porn , to get it out of your head! Lol
This sounds a whole lot like what I walked into the other day. My roommate (a male, I'm a female) was in the apartment living room on MY sofa, pants off, dick in hand, going to town while watching porn. I Still need about a gallon of mind bleach to erase the image.
Soooooooo?? do you jerk it wiff your pants on?? that wont really work unless you feel like cleanniing up dat mess in yo shortss.
Those who study these things to find out if they are fake need to get a life seriously. stfu
OP is gonna have trouble getting hard for like a month D:
Haha he weights? Whats he weighting for?
I'd actually love to see a pic. I love me a big ol tubber
did you suck his cock to help finish him off since u ruined his party, hmm???
really the next person who cries "fake" like a little bitch im gonna punch in the ovaries. Every time i hear it all i can picture is a dumb blonde saying to herself in the most serious tone "this cant possibly be real im gonna post fake and see if anyone agrees because im a dumb bitch who cant decide for herself"
Awesome! Script material - call Hollywood!
I'm not saying this one is or is not fake, but to all those that claim the friend should know his roommate and thus is fat, think about this: What if this kid just got a new roommate, (beginning of the semester scenario) and therefore no one knows him yet. Also could be a kid at college away from home, texting a buddy who is still there.
haha 1:12 u are a homo.
We all have wierd desires
I would probably vomit
That is utterly horrifying!
All I can say is that s.w. Pennsylvania--bordering west Virginia---I can totally see this as a legit reality
This is not fake, it was me and I don't weigh 300 lbs I weigh 289! So screw you J!
Why would he know his roommate? He could go to a different school, meaning he never met the guy
Stay classy, Pittsburgh
Fake as fuck... If you're texting that to your friend he knows your fuckin roommate already dumb ass
this woulda been way funnier if they dropped the last line...
1:12 how could that ever be no homo?
Hawaiins do it better
Thanks for the fucking visual.
Ugh.... Total visual thnx
Ha ha! I'm jaking off as we speak :-D
This couldn't be more fake. Oh well
wow...i though i was your roommate stuart