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  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:01am

    And third! My life is so awesome!

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:09am

    really the next person who cries "fake" like a little bitch im gonna punch in the ovaries. Every time i hear it all i can picture is a dumb blonde saying to herself in the most serious tone "this cant possibly be real im gonna post fake and see if anyone agrees because im a dumb bitch who cant decide for herself"

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:28pm

    I'd actually love to see a pic. I love me a big ol tubber

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:46pm

    It's plausible. One of my old roommates did the same thing; only diff. is he recorded the deed. Just a reminder, always empty the recycling bin.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:50am

    Those who study these things to find out if they are fake need to get a life seriously. stfu

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:14pm

    OP is gonna have trouble getting hard for like a month D:

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:59am

    11:09 hasnt had his daily serving of cock in the ass today. You probably posted this shit and it's fake and stupid as hell.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:57pm

    That is utterly horrifying!

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:35am

    Haha he weights? Whats he weighting for?

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:44am

    Wouldn't anyone this is texted to probably know the kid's roomate, so therefore there's no need to say he ways 300 pounds? Unnecessary elaboration = Fake text.

  • 43 34
    Submitted by wisewillow on Jun 26, 11 at 8:00pm

    Sounds like my x husband! I'm sorry! The only thing you can do is kick him out and watch some good porn , to get it out of your head! Lol

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:35pm

    This sounds a whole lot like what I walked into the other day. My roommate (a male, I'm a female) was in the apartment living room on MY sofa, pants off, dick in hand, going to town while watching porn. I Still need about a gallon of mind bleach to erase the image.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:40am

    Soooooooo?? do you jerk it wiff your pants on?? that wont really work unless you feel like cleanniing up dat mess in yo shortss.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:38pm

    We all have wierd desires

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:30am

    I would probably vomit

  • 49 53
    Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jul 25, 10 at 4:25am

    I'm not saying this one is or is not fake, but to all those that claim the friend should know his roommate and thus is fat, think about this: What if this kid just got a new roommate, (beginning of the semester scenario) and therefore no one knows him yet. Also could be a kid at college away from home, texting a buddy who is still there.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:58am

    Awesome! Script material - call Hollywood!

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:43pm

    This is not fake, it was me and I don't weigh 300 lbs I weigh 289! So screw you J!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:17am

    1:12 how could that ever be no homo?

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:46pm

    All I can say is that s.w. Pennsylvania--bordering west Virginia---I can totally see this as a legit reality

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:47am

    haha 1:12 u are a homo.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:48pm

    wow...i though i was your roommate stuart

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:11am

    did you suck his cock to help finish him off since u ruined his party, hmm???

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:28am

    Hawaiins do it better

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:58pm

    Why would he know his roommate? He could go to a different school, meaning he never met the guy

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:44am

    This couldn't be more fake. Oh well

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:50am

    this woulda been way funnier if they dropped the last line...

  • 22 25
    Submitted by katypsu620 on Sep 19, 12 at 12:31am

    Stay classy, Pittsburgh

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:25pm

    Fake as fuck... If you're texting that to your friend he knows your fuckin roommate already dumb ass

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:47am

    Ugh.... Total visual thnx

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:26pm

    Thanks for the fucking visual.

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:06am

    Ha ha! I'm jaking off as we speak :-D