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  • 11:09 hasnt had his daily serving of cock in the ass today. You probably posted this shit and it's fake and stupid as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:59am
  • Wouldn't anyone this is texted to probably know the kid's roomate, so therefore there's no need to say he ways 300 pounds? Unnecessary elaboration = Fake text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:44am
  • And third! My life is so awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:01am
  • Sounds like my x husband! I'm sorry! The only thing you can do is kick him out and watch some good porn , to get it out of your head! Lol

    Submitted by wisewillow on Jun 26, 11 at 8:00pm
  • This sounds a whole lot like what I walked into the other day. My roommate (a male, I'm a female) was in the apartment living room on MY sofa, pants off, dick in hand, going to town while watching porn. I Still need about a gallon of mind bleach to erase the image.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Soooooooo?? do you jerk it wiff your pants on?? that wont really work unless you feel like cleanniing up dat mess in yo shortss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:40am
  • It's plausible. One of my old roommates did the same thing; only diff. is he recorded the deed. Just a reminder, always empty the recycling bin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Those who study these things to find out if they are fake need to get a life seriously. stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:50am
  • Awesome! Script material - call Hollywood!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:58am
  • did you suck his cock to help finish him off since u ruined his party, hmm???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:11am
  • really the next person who cries "fake" like a little bitch im gonna punch in the ovaries. Every time i hear it all i can picture is a dumb blonde saying to herself in the most serious tone "this cant possibly be real im gonna post fake and see if anyone agrees because im a dumb bitch who cant decide for herself"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:09am
  • Haha he weights? Whats he weighting for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:35am
  • I'm not saying this one is or is not fake, but to all those that claim the friend should know his roommate and thus is fat, think about this: What if this kid just got a new roommate, (beginning of the semester scenario) and therefore no one knows him yet. Also could be a kid at college away from home, texting a buddy who is still there.

    Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jul 25, 10 at 4:25am
  • I'd actually love to see a pic. I love me a big ol tubber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:28pm
  • OP is gonna have trouble getting hard for like a month D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:14pm
  • haha 1:12 u are a homo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:47am
  • All I can say is that s.w. Pennsylvania--bordering west Virginia---I can totally see this as a legit reality

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:46pm
  • I would probably vomit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:30am
  • We all have wierd desires

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:38pm
  • That is utterly horrifying!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:57pm
  • This is not fake, it was me and I don't weigh 300 lbs I weigh 289! So screw you J!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Why would he know his roommate? He could go to a different school, meaning he never met the guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:58pm
  • this woulda been way funnier if they dropped the last line...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:50am
  • Stay classy, Pittsburgh

    Submitted by katypsu620 on Sep 19, 12 at 12:31am
  • 1:12 how could that ever be no homo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:17am
  • Fake as fuck... If you're texting that to your friend he knows your fuckin roommate already dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Thanks for the fucking visual.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:26pm
  • Hawaiins do it better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:28am
  • Ha ha! I'm jaking off as we speak :-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:06am
  • This couldn't be more fake. Oh well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:44am
  • Ugh.... Total visual thnx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:47am
  • wow...i though i was your roommate stuart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:48pm
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