I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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Why would you smell something that came out of your ass crack?
The whole concept of this is just really awwwkwaaard.
Gotta be a large ass if it had to be "found" there.
Exactly my thought. How do you not notice a metal contraption wedged in your sensitive bits??
You aint drunk but you've been drinkin' shirts untucked an' asshole stinkin
You left your sense of adventure, and he left his retainer. Fair trade.
Gross. Ass breath. Ftw.
I hate to even say this...but just doesn't sound even the slightest bit believable
Occupational hazards of rimming.
Giving west Texas a bad name!
And you ass.