Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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I love when girls cut the shit and get to the point.
I'm only wearin that mask if yer gonna breath thru this "straw"
Here, put on this pink one! It might be a little tight. Still warm.
A girl that knows what she wants!
yes ma'am!
Marry me
Damn straight! No messin around!
You don't need to tell me twice!
This is a great pick-up line. I'm gonna have to use it...
I love it when girls just get to the point! We need more girls like this
We know what they're doing tonight! Someone's having a Happy V-Day!
I wish I got texts like this still
Hey Hey Hey It's Faaaat Albert
Totally using this as a war cry.
I thought face masks we're for protection...
Yes, she is protecting him from all the bad sex he would otherwise have if he did not wear that mask. Wear it like a man :)
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