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  • Submitted by redsox985 on Feb 14, 12 at 11:54am

    I love when girls cut the shit and get to the point.

  • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 14, 12 at 12:18pm

    I'm only wearin that mask if yer gonna breath thru this "straw"

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 14, 12 at 11:44am

    A girl that knows what she wants!

  • 88 50
    Submitted by keto06 on Feb 14, 12 at 12:10pm

    yes ma'am!

  • 82 56
    Submitted by Phys on Feb 14, 12 at 12:15pm

    You don't need to tell me twice!

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    Submitted by Micho523 on Feb 14, 12 at 12:09pm

    Marry me

  • 78 54
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 14, 12 at 12:14pm

    Here, put on this pink one! It might be a little tight. Still warm.

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 15, 12 at 2:29am

    Damn straight! No messin around!

  • 58 50
    Submitted by peanut87 on Feb 15, 12 at 1:30am

    This is a great pick-up line. I'm gonna have to use it...

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    Submitted by mattmac91 on Feb 15, 12 at 3:52am

    I love it when girls just get to the point! We need more girls like this

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Feb 14, 12 at 2:59pm

    We know what they're doing tonight! Someone's having a Happy V-Day!

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    Submitted by prOXY321 on Feb 15, 12 at 6:52am

    I wish I got texts like this still

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    Submitted by SammyiAmmy on Feb 15, 12 at 1:38am

    Hey Hey Hey It's Faaaat Albert

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 14, 12 at 12:02pm

    I thought face masks we're for protection...

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      Submitted by BOOM7 on Feb 14, 12 at 7:19pm

      Yes, she is protecting him from all the bad sex he would otherwise have if he did not wear that mask. Wear it like a man :)

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 16, 12 at 11:18pm

    Totally using this as a war cry.