Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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I love when girls cut the shit and get to the point.
I'm only wearin that mask if yer gonna breath thru this "straw"
A girl that knows what she wants!
Here, put on this pink one! It might be a little tight. Still warm.
You don't need to tell me twice!
Damn straight! No messin around!
This is a great pick-up line. I'm gonna have to use it...
I love it when girls just get to the point! We need more girls like this
We know what they're doing tonight! Someone's having a Happy V-Day!
Totally using this as a war cry.
I wish I got texts like this still
Hey Hey Hey It's Faaaat Albert
I thought face masks we're for protection...
Yes, she is protecting him from all the bad sex he would otherwise have if he did not wear that mask. Wear it like a man :)