i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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haha i did this the other night, but i thought the monster was in my bathroom. i was terrified
Ask it if it wants to light up a bowl.
Not the greatest odds but i say get a flashlight and point it in there
4:23 shut the fuck up mabey he/she is at college doing something with there life and mabey instead of being a complete toolbag about everything laugh at this it's funny... I bet ur life sucks b.c u just sit there and look at life half empty instead of half full.... Roll a joint and fucking relax or get a fucking life... I'm done
Then you are 26% sober.
6:18. Yes. Haha?
There is, its a monster called responsibility, and it wants you to stop being a retard and get a career because working at Wendys isn't cutting it.
Because all stoners are stupid and only work minimum wage jobs? Last I checked, I'm a stoner who is successfully passing classes at one of the best public architecture colleges in California and working a government job. I haven't been paid minimum wage since I was 17. Don't be so ignorant.
Don't bother debating with this guy hes obviously part of the dying old generation
as opposed to how intense your career is where you sit on texts from last night all day and comment on other people's lives because you have no excitement in your own? you are right.... you are being way more responsible with your use of time.
it might just be 75%. watch out.
That's a but descriptive for being high...fake
Wow you are retarded. Do you think people can't think when they are high or something?
That's actually cute.
Fuckin 13 yr. olds shouldn't have cel phones.
yea its not like u cant think when ur high i got a B minus on a math test when i was blazed off of the chronic
You need a daddy to hold you and it ain't gonna be me! rofl
bahahaha!!! love this
6:46. I agree with everything you wrote other than your spelling of "maybe". Yowza!
5:47, shut up. Haha.
Hahaha fav one in weeks
I smoke and I'm a manager and not fast food so go smoke a fatty 4:23